'Change of Plans'
By Indiana
Characters: Jonathan Crane, Edward Nygma [Scriddler]
Synopsis: Just what has Edward been building in that basement?
"Jonathan!" Edward declared, sauntering into Jonathan's lair exactly as Jonathan had told him not to. "What are your plans for tonight?"
"I have a feeling you're about to tell me," Jonathan said, rolling his eyes and putting aside his current project.
"You would be correct!" Edward invited himself onto the table, and the only reason Jonathan did no push him back onto the floor was that he now had a pleasant view of the man's legs. "You might be pleased to discover I have developed some new… toys, if you get my drift."
Jonathan pressed his palms upon the tabletop in irritation. "All this time you've been fooling around with sexbots? I thought you were constructing an army!"
"Now now Jonathan," Edward said, entirely unaffected by his ire, "what kind of genius engineer would I be if I didn't know how to have a little fun with it all? I have time to do both. And so might you."
"Are you seriously asking if I want to have a threesome with you and a robot?"
"You're the one who said it," Edward said, that damned mischievous smirk on his lips. "Remember that when you come by tonight." And with that he began to make his exit.
"I'm not coming!"
"That is highly unlikely, Jonathan. I know exactly what you like, after all."
Well, Jonathan supposed at least he could never say they hadn't tried it all. "Fine. But only because your kind of handiwork needs to be seen to be believed."
"My quality control is sublime, as you'll see for yourself in due time," Edward said airily. "I'll see you later. And please put on your nice underwear this time."
Just for that, Jonathan wasn't going to. He couldn't have everything .