Sprig is made uncomfortable by the fact that Ivy's penis is larger than his. He comes to Anne with his problems
"Gee Anne, it really sucks to find out you have a smaller penis than your girlfriend :" he told her.
But Anne isn't about to hear all that! She is wearing one yellow Converse instead of just taking off the one shoe she isn't missing.
"Sprig you asshole!" She punches him disdainfully, "Homophobia and Transphobia are real problems in the world today and your misogynist hot take to what should have been an intimate moment with the girl you love is entirely offensive and tone deaf!"
Anne can't believe Spirg right now and niether can Polly or Hop Pop, they all crowd him menacingly with their disdainful looks full of scorn and disapointment.
"Gee guys perhaps you're right and I should really educate myself about all these crazy issues in society today." he wheedles trying desperately to worm his way back into everyones good graces.
Anne hits him again, sending him flailing over backward and spitting out a tooth in the process, "what you need to do is apologize!"
Spreg eventually kjills himself and Anne makes a sarcastic facebook memorial page mocking him and his backwards modes of loving. She had caught Ivy on the rebound and had introduced her into extreme urine denial and long term bondage like Tai and Kari from Digimon is into.
Kari, the eight digi destined, is completely paralyzed now from being hog tied by her digimon partner for so long and she is totally into that.
This story takes place in Germany so all of this stuff is totally legal and socially acceptable by the way.
anyway TK, Matt, Sora, Tai, and all the other digi destined, like Mimi and Joe and Izzy are there too.
But because of the way Anne is always just wearing one shoe, even though she switches which foot she wears it on every other day, when she remembers,, she has an egregiously deformed and malshapen spinal cord- she doensn't always make the best choices :3
Kari asks TK to drag her next to Anne.
"Anne, as the bearer of a digimon companion you and your digimon partner, Sprig, the frogtype digimon, should be in open communication always!" She imparts the information to Anne that she, Kari, the 8th digidestined and wearer of the Crest of light, thinks is going to help her.
But Anne isn't about to hear all of that!
"The world sure is a crazy place sometimes,"
Cherry blossom leaves float by slowly behind Kari as she clasps her hands and nods while giggling.
MEANWHILE
Tai just about can't take another step. Agumon, his digipartner and so much more, his sexual master and personal piss devil- "Oh no Agumon!" Tai exclaims as heis about to fall over but he doesnt quite.
"I just drank all that Mango Juice infused Mountain Dew energy drink earlier and now I really gotta go!"
"HAHAHA" Says Agumon with an erection he flaunts brazenly, "you can't become erect with so much urine clogging up your pecker! Your willy will be small and reeking of piss forever because you are my bitch and because I Say So!"
Agumon pulled his girthy cock as far to the side as it would go and let go of it. It smacked into Tai's stunned stupid face so hard it toppled him right over and he went flying.
That's when Sora and Biyomon showed up.
Sora is really into bugchasing now and so Biyomon gets her syringe and takes it over to a blood puddle outside of a bathhouse in downtown san francisco and filed her syringe with AIDs positive blood from multiple virile, volatile sources.
"Get ready to take my strain bitcH!" Biyomon slams the needle into Sora's left eye so hard it bursts! Eye juice and blood go flying everywhere!
"Ah Biyomon!" Sora sreamed out.
"You just punctured and burst my eyeball!"
"Shut up worm!" Biyonmon pecks at Soras pretty red lips and leaves them tattered and bloody because of her insolents.
Then Biyomon goes up to Sora who is trembling in a ball on the ground with Biyomons syringe still stuck in the ruined bloody maw where a bright blue eye had just been. Biyomon puts her wing on Sora's shoulder comfortingly and smiles at her even though Sora can't barely see it...
"Don't you know that as your Digimon Partner you and I are meant to be together and I will always have your back!" Biyomon exclaims.
Biyomon flicks some of the remaining eye jelly off of Sora's dirty cheek. "Of course I wouldn't just ruin your eye for nothing, but this way I can inject the AIDS positive blood directly into your brain!"
"Oh.. Biyomon!" Sora can't believe she had ever doubted her. She threw her arms around Biyomon and hugged her fiercely while the little pink bird-type digimon depressed the lever of her syringe and the viral load shot straight into her brain!
AUTHORS NOTE: THIS IS NOT PART OF THE STORY!: Hey ya'll E.B Woodhouse here, sorry I couldn't include All the digidestined in this chapter but their stories they share with their digi-partners are too sprawling and vast to be contained within just one chapter so check back soon!
with light and love - e.b