Scott The Woz Goes To McDonalds

Rated: T

Fandom: Web Shows

Characters: Scott The Woz

Summary: Just like the title insists. But will he literally get a chance to get some McDonalds for himself?

Notice: Scott The Woz is a character that is owned by Scott Wozniak himself and not me. Since I had so much fun writing a Scott The Woz itself, I'd figure I write another one featuring our favorite Chibi Robo: Zip-Lash hating hipster. So here you go everyone.

Note: If you're also asking, I do not own a copy of "Dick Vitale's Awesome Baby College Hoops". Thank you and enjoy.

It was once again another day in the life as usual as the camera was shooting around a 23-year old geek who was dressed in his trademark glasses, dark grey hoodie, denim jeans, white sneakers and creepy million-dollar smirk.

With the camera already on, Scott The Woz immediately waved to his fans, "Hey all, Scott here! I was busy trying to come up on what to say for this week's topic, but then I figured to myself, 'Why not go for some food, Scott'? And then I figured to myself: 'Sure, I'm down to get chow since I'm pathetic and asking for hell'. So join me everyone as I get some lunch while explaining to you why this isn't related to an episode I'm trying to do."

Scott immediately ended his speech before grabbing his keys and heading out of the house. He then got inside his car and drove out in a flash, immediately going to the nearest McDonalds next to his house. If there was anything that satisfied Scott's entire appetite, it was none other than McDonalds. Instead of going through the drive thru like any other human being though, Scott opted by going inside the fast food restaurant itself.

From there, he approached a McDonalds employee who looked like Howard Wolowitz from "The Big Bang Theory", except he was named Mitch and looked a little bit short than Scott himself.

"Hello and welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?" Mitch said to Scott.

After looking up at the McDonald's menu for a little bit, Scott looked to Mitch and said, "Yeah, I would like a Whopper with Cheese."

"Um, sir, we don't serve Whoppers here." Mitch replied, shaking his head to Scott.

"Okay, well then, I would like a Whopper with no cheese." Scott replied back.

"Once again, we don't have that." Mitch shook his head again, "Please order something else."

Scott then looked up to the menu again and said to Mitch, "Okay, I want a Whopper with bacon."

"Sir, I've asked you again: We don't serve Whoppers here." Mitch sternly said to Scott, feeling a little annoyed, "If you want something from McDonalds, then order from our menu. Please."

"Can I please have a Whopper with no lettuce?" Scott asked.

Mitch immediately lost his patience with Scott right away, leading to a point where he started to become mad in an instant. But he was cool enough to try to calm himself down before he informed Scott one more time.

"Sir, I've asked you once again, we do not serve Whoppers here at McDonalds." Mitch replied, "If you want a Whopper so bad, please leave this establishment immediately and go right to Burger King so you can go order a Whopper over there."

Scott groaned right away before complaining to Mitch, "Ah, but I hate it over there. The chicken nuggets over there suck, the little six-year old kids over there smell like poop and what's worst of all, there's some guy who gives you a creepy s**t-eating grin while dressed like a king."

"That would be their mascot," Mitch corrected Scott head-on, "Now, sir, I am a very patient man, and you know we should treat our customers with the utmost respect. So for the love of me, please order something from our menu that is NOT a Whopper."

Scott found himself looking right up at the menu once more before looking down at Mitch with a smile:

"Can I have an Impossible Whopper?"

This comment from Scott was enough to make Mitch rage incoherently at him, therefore losing his patience.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DON'T HAVE A F***ING WHOPPER HERE AT MCDONALD'S!" The employee screamed at him angrily before looking up to the menu and pointing to the picture at a Big Mac, "LOOK, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A F***ING WHOPPER TO YOU? NO, IT DOESN'T! THAT'S A BIG MAC! YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE THERE'S AN EXTRA F***ING BUN RIGHT THERE, ALONG WITH THE SAUCE! IS THAT F***ING PROOF ENOUGH FOR YOU?!"

Feeling a little bothered by Mitch's tone of voice, Scott looked to the enraged employee and nodded, "Oh, yeah. Crystal clear."

His response managed to make Mitch calm down yet again for a minute before the Wolowitz-looking employee said to Scott, "I'm glad we can clarify things here. So for the love of me, will you finally please order something from our menu?"

"Will do." Scott nodded.

"Good," Mitch nodded back before asking him one last time with a smile, "Now what would you like to order, sir?"

Scott once again looked right up to the menu and replied and said to Mitch these simple words:

"Can I have a Whopper Jr.?"

"GET OUT!" Mitch screamed angrily, pointing Scott to the door with such force that his arm was nearly torn off its socket.

"Fine, I will!" Scott spat back, "Geez, who stuffed a monkey in your pants?!"

It wasn't long before Scott immediately left McDonalds feeling a little upset and agitated. Right after he left though, a primate literally came out of the back of Mitch's pants, literally gasping for air desperately as he could.

Scott went inside his car and drove out of McDonalds, obviously feeling annoyed of being shouted like that from an angry employee.

"Okay, that's literally it, I'm never going to that McDonalds again," The nerd shook his head to himself, "I only wanted a Whopper and yet, that turd had the decency to yell at me for no apparent reason. He's literally the Mario Tennis Ultra Smash of life. Now I'm gonna have to eat somewhere else."

It wouldn't be long before Scott suddenly looked up to a Burger King that he was slowly driving by, which was enough for him to drive in their parking lot and park in a good parking space. He then got out of his car and entered the establishment itself, all before walking up to an employee who looked a bit like Cat Valentine from "Victorious" at the counter. The difference was that her name was Stacy and not Cat.

"Hi, welcome to Burger King!" Stacy waved to Scott, "May I help you?"

Looking right up to the menu head-on, Scott looked down and said to Stacy:

"Yeah, can I have a Big Mac?"

OMG, Scott, what won't you do that makes me laugh? I'm not lying, we totally need more Scott The Woz stories on this site. This dude hardly gets any love here on Fanfiction.

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