I was very nervous. I had never gone to Rokkenjima and I wondered how they would treat me there.
I arrived in Rokkenjima and waited for a servant to bring me to the new guesthouse. As I was waiting for a one to take me there, I saw I think a mysterious figure hididing in the shasows.
It was as if she was looking at me!
I of course ran towards her and said, "Who are you?"
The mysterious figure took out what looked like bow and with a flash a golden wire came towards me.
I feared I was going to die. And as I was about to yell, and braced myself for the wound to appear on my side. Nothing happened.
I looked up and I stared straight into his beautiful eyes. They were so pretty and round and I delved right into them. Like soaking in a comfortable batch and the bulge in his trousers were somethign to long forward as well. His hair looked like the softest of velvet and encapsulated his face perfectly.
I had completely forgotten the assailant. All I could think of was him.
He looked at me with a smile as he brought the assailant down to his knees. "Please excuse my dope ass timing."
"Who was that?" I asked.
"It must have been one of Gohda's furniture" he said.
"Gohdatrice!" I gasped, "I thought Gohda was defeated!"
"So did we... so did we." said he.
"But who are you then? OMG... you're not..." I gasped in asphexiation.
"It is true," he, "I am no one else but Battler.
I had dreamed to meet Battler at some point in my lifetime. But it always was a distant dream. One that when you wake up, all you remember is Battler's dreamy eyes and wonderful complexion. It was such a dream that I never thought could become real! But here he was, right before me.
"I could never dream of meeting you," I said dreamily.
Battler grinned sheepishly, "Well, I had never thought of meeting such a great person like yourself."
I blushed.
"Hey," he said, "seeing as you're involved already, would you like to join me to defeat Gohda for good?"
"that sounds great! When do I start?"
"now!" said Battler-kun and he led me towards the others. And there we started planning to defeat Gohda!
Then Battler looked deeply into Shannon's eyes, those hot jupiter moons.
"I'm afraid... I'm afriad I can't actually do this..." Battler said.
"Why not?"
"Because... because... because... something terrible has happened... in the past... last game."
"Oh what happened Battler-kun?!"
Battler walked away from them. And with Battler's back turned, he spoke with a sob:
"I... was... dealt the red truth."
Shannon's wanted to take Battler-kun into her but Battler didn't want to. "I DON"T WANT YOUR SYMPATHY" Battler cried. "YOU WERENT THERE FOR ME THEN SO WHY WOULD YOU BE THERE FOR ME NOW"
"BUT I DIDN"T KNOW YOU HAD THE RED TRUTH USED ON YOU "
"BUT I WAS SO SAD THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU NEVER NOTICED!"
And now Shannon's thought about it, it was true. Battler-kun had been very very very sad all this time.
"who used the red truth on you?!" "Beato did," Battler sobbed. Beato took me to her chamber. And then... then... then...
Battler-kun cried out in sobbing. It was very sad. Shannon then wandered out loud: "What if you try the blue truth?"
"The blue truth?"
"Yeah, that's specifically against being used the red truth on."
And so Shannon took Battler-kun to the metaverse where they treated red truths with the blue truth.
When Battler came in, a nice lady waited for Him. "Hello, I will be your witch who undersands the red truth."
For a moment Battler-kun was scared. This lady was a witch who understood the red truth!"
"No no, said" Shannon who could read Battler's thoughts (they learned that six years ago), "This is 'THE' witch who understood the blue truth, not just any witch who understood the blue truth. The witch who understood the blue truths!"
Now Battler felt better.
And so Battler was led itno an office where the witch who understood the blue truth, then used the red truth on Him. And Battler felled no longer used the red truth on.
Now Battler-kun could face Gohda! "You can never beat me, I'm indomitable," said Gohdatrice.
"Oh I beat you villain you!, you'll run back crying to your momma. The hot one (that is, the one that wasn't killed while doing Chessboard Thinking)"
"Mhuahahaaha I dont need no mother, I am after all invincible".
After that, Battler leaped down onto the he was in luck because he just managed to jump on it but didn't fall in it. It would have been a short story if he fell in it. There was golden butterflies all around him. The hotness made him sweat with anticipation. Shannon called to him: "are you alright honeybunch, you fell quite hard". "I am always hard for you baby!" "I'm an expert at falling," spoke Battler, "especially with girls."' At that moment golden butterflies erupted around him like a climaxing penis.
Gohda stood looking at our hero - his uniform flapping in hotness.
He beared an expression of smugness. "I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!"'
Suddenly he held the small bombs aloft.
"This is what you want!
This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.'
"Noo...not the small bombs" "Yes. The small bombs" "The small bombs!" gasped Shannon "Yes. The small bombs" Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the golden butterflies plato they were all standing on. The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. His features scary. Laughing as he stood there, he approached Battler, "Give up and go home, Shannon doesnt love you anyway." "Thats not true! I sex her every other night!" "And the other nights?..." Battler ran forward and fought him (by yelling blue truths at him while Gohdatrice evaded his attack and shoot red truths from his fingertips) But every time he hit Gohda, he just smiled and hit him back. In between dodging golden butterflies ejectulations, Gohda said: "You cannot beat me"
"NEVERRRRRRRR!" he YELLED HARD! "Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for."
"I HATE YOU!" said Battler and ran towards him with his 12 inch weapon drawn. "Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Devils Proof!"" "No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!" "Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend," he said while dodging another golden butterflies ejactulation, "I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had. "Me and my full 10 inches,oh yes."
"Your a monster and you will die, you monster!" Battler ran towards Gohda, just dodging a red truth barrage, leaping towards a gap in the golden butterflies, dodging a golden butterflies ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock he surfed like Furudo Erika guest starring in Pirates of the Carribean towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and threw out another red truth with his hands because he really wanted to kill Battler
"NOW!" SHOUTED our hero and Shannon lifted her top and Gohda was distracted by the bouncing galaxies of schrodinger's anime titties. Using this to his outmost tactical advancement Battler used the blue truth on small bombs from Gohdatrice and stabbed him in his eyes with the blue truth and Blood gushed out.
"Owch! While I had the small bombs I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt"
He staggered around and grabbed into the air, he was dying. "You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family." Suddenly an ejacturalition of golden butterflies sprung up and whooshed him with its wings, leaving behind only fading butterflies . "Battler-kun , Battler, I love you! But we only have 10 minutes to escape before this Island explodes!" "Then quick, lets have sex!". After a quick round of bumping Battler spoke:"we must leave and leave this place behind, said Battler and they left this place behind." Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, Battler and Shannon got out on the boat and everything crashed behind him, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble of the mansion." And they all made love on the boat. The End