one day ryuunosuke naruhodou was sitting outside capcom headquarters waiting for the western release of the great ace attorney
and he waited
and he kept on waiting
then he got bored
ryuunosuke slammed his fist on the door
"HEY CAPCOM WHERE'S DGS"
the slot on the door slid open
"not coming"
"WHAT!"
ryuunosuke had to figure out why capcom didnt want to localize DGS
he went onto the internet and googled why capcom wont release ace attorney games and he got a search result for the ace attorney subreddit
ryuunosukes face darkened he had heard terrible tales about raceattorney, of course they would be responsible
he clicked on the thread called "Well guys, we may never get another Ace Attorney game after today" and read it
"I get that AACJ is for shitposts, but there reaches a point when it stops being funny and starts being just... shameful. Idiots like that who ruined Ameba Fresh are pricks, nothing more."
"ahaha" said tobias gregson who was there all along "so the culprit must be AACJ innit"
gregson arrested AACJ but ryuunosuke was suspicious because the person who said this was [deleted] which meant they were hiding their identity
ryunosuke knew AACJ was being framed so he defended them
=== TRIAL ===
"the court is in session for the trial of AACJ"
"the defense is ready" the defense team was ryuunosuke susato and also john phoenix who was assisting him but he understand ryuunosuke's personal stake in this trial so he left the defense to him
"the prosection is also ready" said barok "okay AACJ shitposted on the ameba fresh stream 5 years ago so capcom stopped making ace attorney games, we shall sue them"
capcom came to testify
"we were doing the ameba fresh stream thing and it was going great but then guys started spamming in the chat telling us to localize DGS they ruined the whole stream so they dont deserve any more games"
"HOLD IT" said ryuunosuke "what else did they say"
"they also said "SHYMAIN" a lot"
interesting
barok called the defendant a person of AACJ
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"Agreed. It was over the top. I don't appreciate that at all."
"HOLD IT" shouted ryuu "witness who are you"
"i am shymain"
"IGIARI!" souted ryuu "THATS THE NAME THAT WAS BEING SPAMMED!"
"ha stupid japanese boy who is stupid for being japanese for i am racist" said barok "this proves dat the culprit was AACJ"
"IGYARI!" yelled ryunosuke "why would they spam their own name that would be SELF INCRIMINATION"
"but then who else could have spammed the witnesses name" said judge
"clearly it was the only other group of people who know this witnesss name AKA the place where shymain gave this testimony in the first place AKA RACEATTORNEY!"
raceattorney got downvoted to hell (breakdown) and AACJ was declared not guilty
===AFTER TRIAL===
"thanks for finding the culprit ryunosuke" said capcom
"thanks now localize DGS"
"ok but first we have to rename you ryan o zucker and susan mickeysomething"
"IGIARI"
the end