Jack of all Trades

One shot, if this story gets 25 faves then I will continue it for another 9 chapters. I do not own Bleach, it's rightful owner is Kite Kudo, and I do not own DxD, Ichiei Ishibumi is it's rightful owner. With that over let's get a few things done. Ichigo has lost his powers, all of them, and will most likely not be getting them back. Also you will notice that angels are in Kuoh Town, well that is because they are doing their duty by bringing those pure of heart and haven't committed a sin, to heaven. Ichigo also has ptsd. Like most of my stories, everyone will be OOC, so forgive me. Warning... this is raw. My Grammarly isnt working so i wasnt able to have it look over this one shot.

With that enjoy, and leave a comment to let me know what you think.

Kuoh Town

The Hero of the Winter War was sitting in a bus watching as his new home came into view, Kouh Town. Ichigo needed to leave his hometown, to many memories, and to many flashbacks. Ichigo knew he most likely has PTSD, but never really went to check, reason being he's a 17 year old who has a case of post traumatic stress disorder and they would find it normal… not.

Ichigo closed his eyes as he allowed the music to soothed him, but as he did flashes of the war entered his mind, mainly the flashes of his death and the aftermath. The orange haired teen opened his eyes and felt his breathing quicken. He thanked the gods that he was the only passenger on the bus, and did what he normally did when the memories came back.

"Hey kid." He heard the driver call to him. "This is your stop." Ichigo nodded as he looked out the window to find him at a bus station. "You doing okay kid?" The voice of the driver asked.

The teen got up and grabbed his bags, went to the front of the bus, and answered the driver's question. "I'm fine, and thanks." Ichigo looked at the driver with a half smile and watched him nod slowly.

"Whatever you say kid." Ichigo then got off the bus, and looked around at the houses and the few people walking around. "Stay safe kid." The operator said as he closed the door and drove off, leaving the teen alone at the bus station.

"Yeah… I'll try my best." Ichigo whispered to himself as he reached into his pocket and took out a piece of paper that had his new apartment number and address on it. He looked up grabbed his stuff and made his way to the closest convince store. When he did he entered and made his way to the cashier. "Excuse me." The graying man looked up from his newspaper with a raised brow, and Ichigo continued. "Sorry for bothering but do you by any chance know where I could find this street."

He handed the piece of paper to the man and watched as he looked at the address. The old man looked up and handed the paper back to Ichigo, speaking. "New here?" The teen nodded, the old man hummed. "Hmmm. Sorry kid but that street is on the other side of town. The best you got is to take the bus, but that is all."

Ichigo sighed and whispered. "Just my damn luck." He looked to the man and bowed. "Thank you, sir." The teen turned to leave the shop, and as he got outside he watched as a bus drove pass him. "Damn." He watched as the bus continued driving and out of sight.

The teen then felt his phone vibrate, and reached into his pocket, and pulled it out. On the screen he saw that he had a missed call from his old man. Not wanting to deal with his dad's attitude and antics, he went to put it back into his pocket, but then it clicked to him. 'I have a map on my phone.'

Ichigo wanted to punch himself for his stupidity and forgetfulness. But quickly opened the app and immediately a blue dot appeared on his screen giving him, his current location and what street he was on. Ichigo opened destination and put in the address of his apartment and after a few seconds the screen zoomed out and a finish flag and a blue line appeared, giving him the directions he needed to take to get there, and like the old man said, it was indeed on the other side of the city.

The orange haired teen looked at the number beside the line. '2 hours and 14 minutes.' Ichigo said to himself as he looked up from his phone and towards the sky to see that the day had a lot of light left, and decided that he wouldn't mind the walk. So after memorizing the streets he would need to turn on, and throwing his bag onto his shoulder, he started the two hour long walk. As he walked, Ichigo remembered how he came to the decision to move and how it came to be.

Flashback - Days Ago

"Ichigo! You have mail!" His youngest sister called to him from downstairs. Ichigo was in the bathroom cleaning the sweat and muck off his face, after he was forcefully awaken by a nightmare, one involving the possibilities of him not returning from the dead. "Ichigo?"

"I heard you Yuzu." He called back. "I'll be right there." He said as he looked up to the mirror, giving him the chance to see himself. Ichigo wasn't looking well, black bags under his eyes, and his skin being paler then it normally was.

"Okay." He heard his sister say, but she didn't stop. "Are you sure you are doing okay, Ichigo?" The older sibling could hear the worry in his sister's voice. "You haven't been looking to well."

Ichig dunked his head in the sink filled with water, and after a few seconds he opened the door of the bathroom, forgotting that he didn't have a shirt on, and to see Yuzu standing close by, and giving her his best smile he answered. "I'm fine Yuzu." He saw the look she gave him, one saying that she knew he was lying. "Well where's that mail you said I have?"

She slowly nodded as she slowly lifted her hand, showing that she had three or four letters for him. "Here." She said slowly. "This was all of it." Ichigo nodded and gently took his mail from her. "Well breakfast is ready." She finished and made her way back down the stairs like a robot.

His eyes followed her. 'What's up with her?' He asked himself as she vanished form his sight. 'Oh yeah mail." He looked back down at the letters in his hands. 'Useless… useless… useless… not happening… nada…" Ichigo said as he flipped through them, making his way to his room, and when he got to the last one, it caught his attention this time.

Ichigo entered his room throwing the letters he didn't have any need for into the trash can, keeping the only real one that caught his interest. The letter was plan, only his name and address on the front of it, like every mail he got, but what got his attention was the stamp on the back. It was a school he was looking to enroll at when the flashbacks and nightmares started. 'Kouh Academy. A well prestiged school, that recently went multi gendered.'

Ichigo slowly opened the letter and took the letter out and read the contents. It was a acceptance letter and a welcoming one at that. At the bottom of the letter was a apartment number and the street address. Without any further thinking, Ichigo grabbed a piece of paper and wrote the address down on it. It's never a bad idea to write something down, in case the letter was lost. When it was written down Ichigo looked at it and nodded and folded the letter back up and put it in a drawer of his nightstand.

Ichigo then got dress and went on with his day, already having a plan for it. He needed to talk to his old man, then go to his school and tell them that he will being leaving, and then to tell his friends about what is about to happen… which he wasn't looking forward to.

Flashback End

Ichigo looked up from his phone after seeing how much further he had, and luckily it was only forty-five minutes away. He put his phone back into his pocket and continued on his way. As he was walking he got to look around the town he moved into, and found it was welcoming, the people were friendly, and the atmosphere was great. The only thing that made Ichigo question anything was the, what looked to be abandoned, church.

As he walked Ichigo watched as a white further slowly fell in front of his face, making him go cross eyed, and stop where he stood. Ichigo reached out to it but as it was falling to his hand, his eyes widened as it just fazed through it. Ichigo looked up to see where it was coming from and what he found flabbergasted him. For in the sky were people with wings, some of them coming down from the sky, and the rest were returning, all of them looked to be carrying something.

But then he saw it… her. The being was like the others but where the others had one set of wings, this one had six. She was beautiful, her face was heart shaped and her hair curly and long, and her eyes, her eyes were the most beautiful shade of blue he ever saw.

But when he blinked she was gone, and only those of two wings remained. Ichigo felt a sadness when the woman vanished, leaving nothing but the memories. However he didn't get much time to remember her looks, for he was taken from them by a voice. "Hello?" The voice was serious and it reminded Ichigo of a certain black haired captain of the sixth division.

He looked to the voice and found two women standing in front of him. Both were wearing glasses, and both having black hair. Where they differ we're in height and hair length. The one closest to Ichigo was short and had shoulder length black hair, and the one further away was tall and had longer black hair, Ichigo also took notice that one had more packing then the other. Ichigo wouldn't be the first to admit that they were beautiful.

Ichigo raised a brow, and asked. "Yes?" He watched as the shorter woman's eyes widened for a multi-second but then went back to normal.

She looked to where he was looking, and finally spoke. "What were you looking at." She asked looking back at him.

Ichigo looked back and found that they were all gone, leaving the sky it's setting purple colour. He looked back to the two women, and scratched the back of his head. "It was nothing, just that I saw something… sorry."

They both raised a brow, but the shorter one nodded. "Well if you are done day dreaming, may I ask what it is you want?" She asked.

It was orange haired teen's turn to raise a brow. "What do you mean?" He asked, and watched as the shorter woman sigh, and pointed towards something. Ichigo followed to where he finger was pointing to a brick wall that had a sign on it. 'Welcome to Kouh Academy.' Ichigo read it, and it clicked. "Ohh." He said as he looked back to the two female teenagers. "I'm sorry, I didn't know I was standing here."

The one in the front looked to him with a raised brow. "By any chance are you Ichigo Kurosaki?" She asked, and Ichigo nodded with a laugh. She sighed and continued. "It's late and everyone has already left, but welcome to Kouh Academy, Ichigo Kurosaki. I am Souna Shitori, the student council president, and this is Tsubaki Shinra, the vice-president." She finished looking up to him, and holding out a hand. Ichigo took the hand, which led to a light shake. But it seems the now known Souna Shitori wasn't finished. "By any chance are you looking for your apartment building?" Ichigo gave a light chuckle and nodded, scratching the back of his head as he did so. Souna's response was a sigh. "Well you don't look like a bad person, and I could trust you. Can you give me the address of your apartment building?"

Ichigo handed the paper to the student council president of his new school, and then he heard a door opened and closed. The teen looked to see that a limousine was behind him, with the driver holding the door opened. Ichigo stepped back feeling as both women walked pass him and entered it, the shortest one giving he driver his piece of paper. The door didn't close though. After a few seconds of no one moving Ichigo went to leave, but was stopped when the voice of the woman he just learned the name of.

"What are you doing?" Ichigo looked back to the limo and looked to see that Sona was looking at him with a irritated look. "Get in. We'll drive you the rest of the way." She said entering the vehicle again. Ichigo blinked a few times, dumbfounded, but did as she said. The driver telling him to leave his bags and the orange haired teen did, after a small argument. Ichigo sat down in the limo and damn it was spacious. After a few awkward seconds of silence, the sound of the car starting up, and the sound of it leaving.

The three passengers remained quiet, but Ichigo was getting a weird feeling as if someone was staring at him, but didn't question it, and just allowed it to happen. The silence was broken by the taller black haired girl. "If you don't mind me asking, why did you enroll in your last year?"

Ichigo was hit with the memories of his hometown and the battle that occurred there. After a few seconds, he shook his head, and answered quietly. "The memories." Was all he said as he looked to his lap, not wanting the two beauties to see his face.

The two beauties looked to the other, after a few seconds they both looked away from the other, and remained quiet. That was until the limo stopped, making the shorter black haired teen look out the window. "It seems we are here." She looked to the sole boy in the back. "We will be seeing you tomorrow I believe. I also believe you already have your uniform." Ichigo nodded, and not long after the back door opened and the orange haired teen exited, thanking them for the ride and taking his bags from the driver.

Sona watched as the boy entered the apartment building, and as she did the vehicle started and they were off. She looked to her queen, and spoke. "Did you notice the look he had when you asked him that question, Tsubaki?"

Her queen nodded, and she asked another question back. "What did you notice back there, Souna? I noticed that your eyes widened for a few seconds, when you looked at him. What was that about?" She asked.

The black haired king looked back to the apartment. "His peerage cost." Her queen tilted her head at that. "He costed a queen plus a few." Tsubaki's eyes widened, and she mentally asked the question. 'How is that possible?' Sona answered with full honesty. "I… I do not know." She stayed looking at the building the newcomer entered.

The Next Day

Ichigo was in the park taking a walk he needed it, after today. His first day in Kouh Academy, and rumours were already spreading. Some kind, but most were on how he joined, some on the lines that he bribed the principal, and others on how he forced the school to accept him.

However that wasn't all though, throughout the day he felt two sets of eyes watching him, and every move he made. Ichigo was for sure uncomfortable after a day of both of those, and all he wanted to do was enjoy a nice peaceful walk, and to allow his thoughts be free.

But it seems the gods were against him that day for not far away he saw a sight of a sadistic looking woman, wearing revealing, and leather, straps which were hiding his nipples. She had a bright spear in hand, which was aimed at a shocked teenage boy.

Everything around Ichigo started moving slowly, almost as if time stopped. Ichigo looked at the sight and he mentally asked himself. 'Save the boy, which could lead to you die as well, or let him die, and live another day.' It didn't take Ichigo long to pick which one. He was a protector, and he will stay to that

Everything around him then started to speed up, and immediately Ichigo started making his way towards the two. He needed to save the boy, and that was what he will do. So as the woman went to impale the boy, Ichigo pushed him to the side, and his eyes widened when the woman, even with wide eyes at his appearance, didn't stop.

Then he felt it the pain of being impaled, the feeling of something being shoved into his guts, and out the back. Ichigo immediately felt blood falling from his mouth, and how everything went numb.

"Well that wasn't expected… I thought we were the only ones here?" The woman said, but the evil smile reappeared, as she pulled out the spear, and watched as the slowly dying body slowly fell back onto the stone path. "Well who cares, he probably wasn't loved anyway." She looked to the shocked boy that was pushed away. "Well Issei, it seems your death was delayed for a bit. But now it's time for you to die as well."

The perverted boy slowly got to his feet, regaining the feeling of his limbs after the orange haired boy pushed, and started to make a run for it, but as he did he heard the laugh of the evil bitch behind him. But he failed and he felt pain in his chest and looked down to see the spear Raynare was holding. "You won't escape, Isssssssei~. I won't allow it." He heard the voice whisper in his ear. "Bye bye Issei~." She finished.

Issei could only think of one thing during that time, crimson hair. But then he remembered the boy who tried to save him. He slowly looked to the orange haired teen, who's orange hair wasn't only orange but also had a tint of red in it now. But then he saw it, someone, a woman was beside the dying body, and in her hand Issei could see a playing card.

The perverts vision started to blur and the thoughts returned, and then he noticed a bright red circle appeared beside him. But by the time the person appeared he teen's eyes were already closed.

Rias was standing beside Issei Hyoudou, her newly and sole made pawn. But that wasn't what her focus was on, what had her focus was the other blood puddle, which was closer to the well. 'Who else was here?' She asked herself, but then she remembered what she needed to do.

She looked back to the boy she made her pawn. First bring the boy home. Second heal the pervert. Third tell him everything. Last but not least quest him on who else was here, and why the body is missing

Elsewhere

'What is this feeling? Why do I feel air on my skin? I thought I was dead?' The slowly waking up Ichigo thought to himself. 'Wait is this hell, or heaven?' The teen slowly opened his eyes, forgetting about the feeling he felt on his head, blinking and covering them once he saw the bright light around him. "Where am I?"

"You are in my home Ichigo Kurosaki." A voice said from above him. Named teen looked up to fight that beautiful woman there, but this time she didn't have wings. "You are in heaven, my Jack of all Trades." She finished as she played with the orange haired teen's hair, who's head was on her lap.

Ichigo was so distracted by her looks that he only got the part about being in heaven. "So I am dead?" She shook her head, and he asked. "Then which am I?"

She smiled looking up towards Ichigo's lower body. "You are for sure alive, Ichigo Kurosaki. The tent in your pants can prove that." She looked down and back at his face. "But you are also mine."

Ichigo ignored the last half, and looked down at himself. Indeed, there was tent in his pants. The teen then realized where his head was and what his body was doing. Ichigo then quickly moved away, trying his best to hide his boner. His head met the ground as he shouted. "I'm sorry! I didn't know!"

The response was laughter, and by the gods was it beautiful. "It's fine Ichigo Kurosaki. You have been asleep for a month and still a virgin, so it's understandable."

Ichigo looked up to her with wide eyes, and a massive blush, as he asked. "Did you just say I was out for a month?" She nodded, and Ichigo remained still as he took that in. After a few good solid minutes Ichigo shot up. "Shit! School!"

"There is no need to worry about that Ichigo Kurosaki. We have already taken care of that for you." The voice of the beauty said. Ichigo looked towards her and went to speak, but was stopped by here speaking with a smile. "I promise you, everything is fine, my dear Jack of all Trades."

Ichigo felt that he could trust the woman, and slowly nodded, as he went back to sitting down. But as he did his hand hit something, and he looked over to see a spear. He reached to it and picked it up. He didn't know why but the spear was calling for him. "What is this?"

The answer was immediate. "That is your sacred gear, and not only that it's also a longinus, it's also also the strongest sacred gear. It was the spear that pierced Christ, and the ultimate demon killer. The True Longinus." Ichigo looked up to her with a raised brow. "I see you are not that educated in the faith. Well we can take care of that. But first I want you to do something, Ichigo Kurosaki." The named boy just nodded and she continued. "Imagine you having wings. Imagine yourself flying, my Jack." Ichigo did what she said, and imagined that. But as he did he felt something grow out of his back, and from the looks on the beauty's face she wasn't expecting what happened. "Well that is truly unexpected." Ichigo looked back to see what she was looking at, and what he saw made him flabbergasted at what was there. For there were wings on his back, not only that but five sets of them, ten wings in total.

"Ichigo Kurosaki." A new voice said, and he orange haired teen looked in the direction it came from, and found a tall blonde haired man, whom has the same wings as him but where he had ten, the man had twelve. "I will be the first to say this, so welcome to Heaven. I am Michael, the current ruler of Heaven, and the angel faction. That is my sister Gabriel. We welcome you with open arms, weirder of the strongest sacred gear."

Ichigo looked at him with mouth agape. Yes he knew of he supernatural, but angels, and wings that was something he couldn't comprehend. So with the only thing on mind he shouted out. "What in the hell is going on!?"

END