A/N: There is a lot of crack in this story, don't take it too seriously. I'm seriously very disappointed at the turnout of this. I'm sorry lol.

Adrien had been confused. His lady meant everything to him, but there seemed to be a new contender for his heart. A certain pigtailed girl he visited on her balcony. It started out as just a checkup, asking if she was okay, maybe even talking for a bit. Now, it was different. Now, they had a schedule. It was almost every night, she'd bring him baked goods, they'd banter. All was good. But with more late nights, and more cuddle sessions, and more movies. He'd begun to fall for her..

He couldn't ask his lady for advice, nor his friends in his civilian life. So all he had was a tiny, (unhelpful) floating cat god. "Who caressss" Plagg hissed.

"I care! I feel like I'm betraying my lady, but I really do have feelings for her."

Almost every night, the same banter between them. It was becoming exhausting. He'd get to school, say hello to his friends, try not to blush at Marinette's endearing stammering, and try to get through the day. Adrien had to buy even more cheese after someone almost heard the kwami laughing up a storm at Adrien and Marinette's conversations.

One day, however, he wasn't so careful. One day, he was caught looking at the bluebell eyed girl behind him. This caused a riot, and it was weird. Adrien had always been curious at how Marinette to Chat and Marinette to Adrien were almost polar opposites. Chat's Marinette was strong, confident, funny. Her banter was almost identical to that of his Lady's. But Adrien's Marinette was all those things, but smaller. She's blush in his presence, stutter, and her clumsiness was amplified so much it was astonishing she hadn't been in the hospital.

He'd gotten lost in those bluebell eyes behind him. Taking in her freckles and soft, pink lips. Nino was talking to him about something, but he couldn't concentrate with the beauty of the girl in the desk behind him. When Nino saw this, shit hit the fan. And hard.

"Dude? Dude, are you listening? What are you even looking a-" He turned in the direction of Adrien's gaze, and immediately became ecstatic.

"AHHH- YOU'RE- AHH!! ALYA!!" He became frantic, jumping up in his seat and silencing Mlle. Bustier.

"CODE PURPLE!!!!" At this, the class went mad. Alya was stunned, looking at her best friend with pure excitement. Chloe was smirking for her childhood friend, finally figuring it out. Sabrina was jumping up and down. Ivan was squealing, Juleka and Rose were happily conversing. Even Mlle. Bustier seemed a little satisfied, hurrying to tell the other classes down the hall. Everyone had gotten up from their seats and went to congratulate Marinette and Adrien. The only two who looked completely dumbstruck at what just happened.

"Uhhh.. what does Code Purple mean?" The class quieted down at this, the bluenette's eyes were full of interest and confusion.

"Girl! Do you not remember our pact?" Alya piped up.

"No. She wasn't there, I remember her having to leave early for an 'arrangement' so she wasn't there for Rose's sleepover/planning pact." Juleka said, surprising everyone with her clear use of words.

"Okay, so what the actual fuck just happened." Adrien spoke, trying not to murder his deskmate for causing this.

"It's simple. Project Adrienette." Alya explained, embarrassing both parties. "We saw how obviously in love you are with each other. And we needed to fix it. So we came up with this pact, everyone in class in involved. Code Purple is for Adrien looking at Marinette with those signature heart eyes he usually reserves for the Ladyblog and Ladybug magazines. There's 5 codes actually, Code Blue - Marinette speaks to Adrien without stuttering or tripping. Code Red - Adrienette gets together and we rejoice. Code Purple - Explained. Code Yellow - Adrien blushes and/or stutters around Marinette, reversing the roles. And my personal favorite, Code Green - Marinette and Adrien dress up as our favorite superheros and flirt."

"That last one was added by Alya, nobody wanted it to be official, but we all know the power my girl holds." Nino said nonchalantly.

Marinette was shooting daggers at Alya, how dare she expose her like that. But one question was more important at the moment.

"You were looking at me with heart eyes?" She said, face challenging Tikki's body color.

Adrien was fully humiliated, so what good would being more embarrassed do. "Uh.. yeah. I kind of have feelings for you. I wasn't going to admit that until a certain ex-best friend starting a riot.

"Oh.. well this is awkward. See, I do like you back... but I sort of have feelings for Chat Noir now? And they're too strong to ignore. I'm sorry Adrien, I just have to sort things out with a certain stray and I'll definitely go out with you." Marinette retorts in perfect sentences. Thoroughly astonishing the class.

"GIRL, WHAT?? YOU HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH SUNSHINE SINCE I MET YOU, AND YOU'RE THROWING THAT AWAY FOR SOME UNATTAINABLE CAT?" Alya screams.

"I wouldn't say unattainable.." Adrien mutters, not expecting the whole class to hear him.

"What do you mean by that?" Marinette replies.

"Uhhh well, oh whatever, princess he's not unattainable."

"oh. oh my god." She internally screams at this revelation.

"Dude, you just gave her a pet name during an argument? That's low." Nino whispers.

"I love you, Chaton."

Everything clicked, his lady was sitting right there. And he was in love with every bit of her. And she loved every bit of him. He gingerly stepped up to her, only an inch between them, and closed the space. Her lips were soft, they tasted like strawberries. It was everything he pictured, and more. She deepened the kiss, lightly tracing her teeth along his lips. God she loved him, she loved him so much it hurt. She wanted to love him freely, she wanted to scream to everyone that she was in love with a stray. And she did, a lot. Much to the delight of Mlle. Ladyblogger.

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I wrote this when I was eleven after watching Miraculous for the first time. Please don't judge it too hard.