"Now, please welcome: Don!" A remote was thrown directly into the TV screen, as Chris crossed his arms to annoyance towards Josh, the man on the TV show.
"I'm so sick of everybody talking about that Don guy!" Chris complained. "I bring them six seasons of awesome content, he only brings one mediocre season and gets all the praise!"
Chef Hatchet brought him a drink from the kitchen. "You think you've got it rough? People only ever call me Chef now, never Chef Hatchet!"
The host simply brushed him off. "Look Chef, I don't care about your problems. Frankly, I don't have to care about anything that doesn't affect me."
The cook rolled his eyes at his friend. "Oh really? What ya gonna do? Live in a reality where the Ridonculous Race never existed?"
Suddenly, Chris's eyes sparked an idea. "I've got it! All we have to do is go back to Area 51 and go into a reality where the Ridonculous Race never existed!"
"Actually that was my- oh never mind." Mr. Hatchet grumbled.
"Come Chef, I have a friend who can hook me up." Chris explained, dragging the cook with him.
Chef sighed. "I'm still not getting paid enough for this junk."
/
The episode opens up with Chris McLean, a character we're all familiar with, someone we haven't seen in quite some time. He was working on something, something big. "Check this doohickey out." He said to a large bulky black man next to him.
"Yeah, it's some machine." Chef stated. "What about it?"
A loud bang was heard on the outside of the door. "Open up!" The voice said. "You can't hide in there forever!'
Chris now looked much more panicked than he was before. "Ok, we gotta figure out this stuff fast!" He yelled. "Ok, which one of these will take us to a universe where The Ridonculous Race never happened?"
Chef shrugged. "It wasn't that bad man." He stated. "In fact, I thought it was better than season fi-"
Chris quickly shut him up. "There's no time for that! Quick, let's just flick this button and-" Chris flicked a button on the device, making it rattle and shake. Suddenly, a vortex opened up, which sucked both of them up into the portal.
/
In the middle of some obscure neighborhood, a portal opened up, dropped Chris and Chef onto the ground, and closed again. "Hey come back! Who's gonna fix my hair huh?" Chris pointed to his own hair, which had been very messed up.
Chef tapped him on the shoulder. "Yo Chris, you might wanna check this out." He pointed over to a large fat man in a white shirt and green pants, who was having a brawl with a man in a chicken costume.
Chris tapped his chin. "That's… odd. I feel like I remember seeing him before."
"Yeah, on TV that is." Chef responded. "Look around you, everyone here is from a different form of media." He pointed to a pink house, featuring many yellow people inside. He then pointed towards the street, where two teenagers were having an animal fight."
"Chef, you know what this means right?" Chris nudged him.
Chef crossed his arms. "Oh don't tell me-"
"New season of Total Drama dude!" Chris cried. "We're bringing several newbies from different forms of media onto the show to compete with seven oldies on the newest season of this show! It'll be bigger, cooler, originaler, and betterer!"
The cook sighed. "This is gonna be a long season, won't it?"
/
It has been six months since that fateful day, and the camera zoomed in on a boat, which was carrying six teenagers through the water. The camera zoomed in onto DJ, who was watching the water behind the boat. "Hey Deej, what's wrong?" Bridgette asked him, having hands in her pockets.
"Oh, it's nothin really." DJ told the surfer girl. "Well, it is something actually. Every mile we drive is further we get from Mama."
Eva walked on over to them, being slightly annoyed. "Hey guys, I'm trying to relax, so if you'd kindly shut your trap for more than two seconds, it would be nice." She said with a sour attitude.
Bridgette crossed her arms. "Come on Eva, don't get too harsh." She then held up a ticket. "We're lucky enough to get these tickets to Big Wave Beach, so don't ruin this."
Eva didn't change her expression. "Yeah, and where do you think we got these tickets? It's gotta be something to do with Chris."
"Girl, we're like twenty now." DJ stated. "As if Chris wants anything to do with us old characters, he's got two brand new casts to work with."
"I heard something about Chris?!" Izzy jumped up from the water, holding a fish in her mouth. "I heard he had a gigantic mechanical island once, I'd like to visit it someday."
"You know some girl tried to blow it up right?" Eva reminded.
Izzy shrugged. "Ok, and?"
Nearby, Justin was observing himself in the mirror, while also taking a gander over at the conversation. Right next to him, a sigh was heard. "Ok, you've been sighing for the last few hours. What in the world is up with you?"
The sigh was revealed to come from Sadie, who was visibly blue. "Sorry Justin, it's just… I've been missing Katie for quite some time."
"And you didn't just give your passport to somebody else?" Justin questioned. "If you didn't want to be without her you could've just stayed."
"But you got these passports for us, and I don't wanna make you sad." Sue defended.
"Me?" He questioned again. "Oh no, I didn't get these things. If I did, the invites would be way different."
"What's that s'pose to mean?" Bridgette overheard from a distance.
"Yeah hot guy, enlighten us!" Eva yelled.
Justin just threw his hands up in defense. "Don't get mad at me, I'd just have rather invited Trent, Cody, and Harold that's all. Maybe LeShawna too."
Sadie sighed. "Oh, well… that's fine."
Bridgette tapped her chin. "Well maybe Chris did get us these tickets? We've already covered all our bases."
Suddenly, the boat began shifting back and forth. "Huh? What's going on?!" DJ cried.
Justin dropped his mirror in the water from the shock. "No, my mirror!" He cried.
"Whoever's doing this, it isn't funny." Eva yelled. "Cut it out!"
From the front of the boat, Izzy turned back to face the passengers. "Nope! We're doing donuts on this turf yo!"
She began to turn the wheel rapidly, making the boat steer past sharp rocks, fake zombie actors, whirlpools, and pretty much anything in existence. They eventually crashed into a rock, which flung each of them off the ship, and into a beach. "Ugh, my head hurts." Bridgette complained.
"Yeah, that was fun!" Izzy cheered. "Let's do that again!"
"No, let's not do that!" DJ yelled.
"We're stranded!" Sadie cried. "Stranded without Katie!"
Eva brushed her off. "Oh please, you'll live."
"Everyone, can you please quiet down?" Justin told them. "For once, we're actually not on some lamo reality TV show, so please just stop the drama!"
After a few seconds of waiting, Chris walked onto the scene. "Thanks for jinxing them Justin, perfect timing if I say so myself."
"Chris! What are you doing here?" Sadie asked.
Chris shrugged. "Hey man, what does it look like I'm doing? I'm here to host the seventh season of Total Drama of course."
"Oh this is not happening." DJ complained. "I was looking forward to a vacation, I thought those contracts were expired."
"Yeah, they were." Chris stated. "Until I bribed Courtney into signing them again in exchange for never coming back. She's selfish y'know?"
Bridgette sighed. "Come on Court, you're better than this."
"Anyway, it's a good thing you're all here too." Chris stated. "I knew it was a good idea to see what the lesser developed cast could do!"
"Wow, only six players here?" DJ realized. "I might actually have a shot at winning this time."
"Hey, this is the first I've reached the single digits." Bridgette stated.
"I do find the cast balance to be confusing though." Justin looked around. "Only two guys and four girls? Not that even."
From the distance, the boat they were driving exploded into pieces, and a scrawny kid in green clothes flew into the air, and landed directly in the sand. "Now it's three to four eh!" Ezekiel stated after regaining consciousness.
Chris gasped. "What?! I sent that invite out as a joke! How are you even back to normal and not feral?"
"I just spent my days lurking among the humans in society eh." Ezekiel explained. "Eventually, I went back to being the superior white skin and growing hair back, it was so based!"
Eva sighed. "Really? Could you be more insufferable?"
"I mean, I can if you want me to be." Ezekiel promised.
"Chris, we still have these passports to Big Wave Beach." Justin pointed out. "We're gonna be late if we have to do this show."
"Where do you think we are at?" Chris pointed behind him to a sign that had Big Wave Beach written on it. "This is the setting for our next season. Provided nobody blows it up."
He stared daggers at Izzy, who just now noticed the glare. "Huh? Oh, yeah yeah, sure."
"Anywho, it's not gonna be just you seven competing." Chris announced. "There's another seven group of cast mates on a plane on their way here, we're just gonna have to wait for them."
Eva groaned. "Shoot! I knew it wasn't gonna be that easy."
"Well what do we do while waiting for them to arrive?" Bridgette questioned.
Chris shrugged. "I dunno, there's a pool table in the craft crevice shack. You're just gonna have to find it." The host walked off, as the contestants started to look around aimlessly.
/
The camera faded into the sky, where a large red airship with the label "Top Hat Clan" could be seen on the side. The camera zoomed inside the ship, where seven characters could be seen in the cargo hold.
"Can you actually believe we're going to be on Total Drama?!" A large chubby boy in a blue shirt yelled in excitement.
Bobby: King of the Hill
The girl he was talking to was a taller girl compared to him, though she was nowhere near as big as previous contestants such as Jasmine and Lightning. She wore mostly red clothing, topped off with a bow on her head. "Yeah, I'm not the biggest fan in the world. However, the thought of being on TV is so exciting!"
May: Pokemon Emerald
Over in the distance, a kid with a white beanie, tall slim figure, brown hair, and a red t-shirt was sitting down on a box. "Geez, this is worse than the time my mom made me ride in the moving truck once."
Brendan: Pokémon Emerald
"Your mom made you ride in a moving truck?" A person with short brown hair and a green sweater repeated. "Heh, talk about neglect."
Chara: Undertale
"Excuse me?" Brendan repeated. "My mom is not neglectful. Just a little, dull?"
Chara laughed. "Come on man, that's your own mom, don't talk behind her back like that."
Brendan simply crossed his arms. "Well it's not really behind her back if it's on international TV." He grumbled.
"Hey! Keep it down over there!" Called out a short bald man in a black cloak. "If you couldn't tell, I'm busy trying to figure out where this plane is taking us."
Kaos: Skylanders
"Umm, Camp Wawanakwa? Maybe even Pahkitew Island?" Brendan suggested.
"No no no, Camp Wawanakwa sunk." Kaos reminded. "We're obviously going to a brand new location, I just have to observe where."
Kaos's talking ended up being so loud that May and Bobby could hear him from the other side of the airship. "Look, I can doubt it will be that harsh." May assured him. "Though in terms of personal preference, it'd be nice to go to a resort. Some place to swim with the dolphins, be one with nature."
"I take it you're an animal person?" Brendan asked. "That's nice, animals are so cool!"
"Yeah, I don't tell many people about it though." May restated. "I actually want to be friends with animals all over the world, though I know that's a silly dream."
"You're nineteen years old, you should know by now that dreams are just something your mind makes up to trick you into thinking you have a purpose in life." A tall blue haired scientist stated. "Man, and I thought my family was lame."
Rick: Rick and Morty
"Come on, that's not true!" May defended. "Even if it is, let me believe what I want to believe!"
"Yeah man, lay off." Brendan backed up.
Rick rolled his eyes. "Fine, but don't be surprised when things don't work out for you." He started walking away, but tripped over a shorter person. "Hey kid, watch where you're going!"
"Sorry sir!" The person he tripped over defended. The person was shorter, which was a common theme among all but three of the contestants. Similar to Chara, they also wore a blue and purple striped sweater, and short brown hair.
Frisk: Undertale
"Yeah yeah, save it for the judge." Kaos said from a distance.
Bobby looked around for a second. "Hey, how come most of us are short, yet you three are tall?" He asked, pointing over to Brendan, Rick, and May.
"Gee I don't know, genetics?" Rick replied. "I'm starting to believe some of you aren't even nineteen with how braindead you are."
Bobby looked down and sighed, as Frisk came by to comfort him. "Now now Bobby, there's no reason to be upset."
"Is there a confessional around here?" Brendan asked. "I've gotta go vent about something."
"Enough talking maggots!" Chef yelled from the speakers. "We're about to arrive at BIg Wave Beach, so get ready to jump!"
"Ha!" Kaos exclaimed. "See? I told you we would be at a new location." He taunted Brendan, who looked very annoyed at him. "Wait, what do you mean jump?"
"Look, Chris wants us to have an exciting introduction." The cook explained. "Everyone please report to the main hall."
/
The camera flashed to show each character standing on the balcony, looking down at the cloud below, terrified out of their minds. "This isn't safe in the slightest!" Frisk yelled.
"Do you really think the producers care about safety?" Chef questioned. "Everyone out now!" In one big swing, Chef kicked all seven castmates out of the plane, where they began to fall at an alarming rate.
"Oh no no no no!" Chara yelled. "I'm not going to go out like this!"
"I'm too young to die!" Bobby screamed, flailing his arms around.
"Um, hello?" Chara waved to him. "We're the same age!"
"If I die, dad, I just want you to know I'm sorry for not helping you with research that one time when I was ten!" May cried.
"Well if I die, I just wanna say I'm sorry for complaining about being in my father's shadow!" Brendan yelled.
"If I die, I want everybody to know that I wasn't the one who ate all the ice cream in the school bathroom!" Bobby yelled, making everybody look at him oddly.
"Really?" Rick questioned. "That's what you're so ashamed about?"
"Well I didn't do it!" Bobby defended.
After a little more falling from the sky, they all fell one by one into the beachside water of Big Wave Beach, where Chris and the other seven characters walked next to them. "Everyone, these are our new stereotypes, er, I mean, the season seven contestants!"
"OMG! I'm so excited to be here!" May exclaimed. "Justin! Is that you?!"
"Uhh, yes? Hot as ever too." Justin told her.
"Hello everyone, it's nice to meet you!" Frisk greeted the veterans.
"Hello sir, I'm Bridgette. This is my friend DJ." She said, gesturing over to the brickwall.
"Oh, actually I go by they/them pronouns." Frisk corrected. "I'm nonbinary."
"Yeah, same here." Chara replied. "Misgendering me is something that annoys me."
"Oh, I'm sorry about that." Bridgette defended. "I didn't know, really, I didn't."
"What's a nonbinary eh?" Ezekiel asked.
Chara face-palmed, while Brendan reached for a handshake with DJ. "Greetings dude, how's it going."
"It's going good, up until the part where we had to get on this show." The brickhouse replied.
"Hey, save the talking for the first challenge." Chris told the cast. "For now, let me introduce these guys to you."
"Hi, I'm Bobby." Bobby reached for a high-five with Chris, only for him to push him away.
"Not like that." Chris stated. "I'm only listing your names, so from left to right, we have: Bobby the comedian, May the girl next door, Brendan the strategist, Chara the influencer, Kaos the supervillain, Rick the supergenius, and Frisk the pacifist."
"Quite a lot of potential villains huh?" Eva whispered to Sadie.
Sadie tapped her chin. "Really? I don't see it."
"Everyone pipe it down!" Chris yelled. "Now, I want all of you to follow me over to the north side of this island. We'll be doing some icebreakers for our first challenge!"
"Excuse me, but can we not?" Brendan asked. "I don't really like icebreakers at all."
"Besides, don't you think it'll be one sided with us needing to know them?" DJ asked. "I'm sure they already know plenty about us."
"Well me and Eva were barely on the show." Sadie told him. "They don't know about us."
"You guys should know by now that none of what I say is serious." Chris stated. "Now, this season is gonna be the most exciting one yet. Get ready for:
Total!
Drama!
X-Over!"
~/~
As per usual, several cameras started coming out of several locations. The first of which being out of some bird's nest, the next being from the sand, and the last coming from a vortex in .
Narrator: "Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine."
The camera ran past a camp and bonfire ceremony as it usually did. Chris moved his surfboard out of the way just in time for the camera to climb up a giant volcano.
Narrator: "You guys are on my mind."
As the camera dipped into the volcano, Ezekiel can be seen swimming around in the lava with a bodysuit. He was then suddenly picked up by a large crane piloted by Kaos.
Narrator: "You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see."
Kaos used the crane to launch him into the distance, where he landed over in the ocean.
Narrator: "I wanna beeeee famooouuusss!!!"
As Ezekiel landed into the water, he landed next to Bridgette and DJ surfing. Ezekiel's splash made it so that they fell over into the water.
Narrator: "I wanna live, close to the sun."
The camera moved over to a pond, where Brendan and May were rowing boats on the water. Suddenly, a geyser came out of nowhere and blasted them into the air.
Narrator: "Well pack your bags cause I've already won!"
By the confessional, Bobby was attempting to tell jokes to Izzy. She wasn't laughing at any though, but when Brendan and May crashed into him and destroyed the confessional, she started laughing.
Narrator: "Everything to prove nothing's in my way, I'll get there one day."
The camera zoomed into the Mess Hall, being made to look like a beach shack. Inside, Chef was baking a pie. Frisk, who was eating the pie, offered a slide to Chara, who just ignored them.
Narrator: "Cause I wanna beeeee famooouusss!!!"
Next to the two, Eva was having an argument with Rick, before the two started an all-out fight.
Narrator: "Nah nah nah nah nah naaahhh nah nah nah nah nah naaah nah nah nah nah nah nah!"
When the camera left the Mess Hall, it went outside again. Akin to Total Drama Island, Sadie could be seen drooling over Justin, who was looking in the mirror and flexing his muscles.
Narrator: "I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
The scene flashed, and the camera panned down to Brendan and May staring into each other's eyes at the campfire ceremony. Suddenly, their moment was put to a close when a vortex opened up behind them, where Chris stepped out to laugh.
(Whistle in same tune)
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As the scene came back, Chris was walking along a path with the fourteen contestants behind him. Eventually, they passed by the season one confessional, but it was covered in seaweed and decorated like a surfshack. "Oh I almost forgot." Chris reminded himself. "Right here is our surfshack confessional, be sure to vent your deepest and darkest secrets into here."
XXX
Bridgette looked around the room. In the back there was a surfboard behind her, and some random kiddie pool decorations. "I remember back in season one where I talked about me having to work here after losing." She reflected. "Look where I am now."
XXX
"I've never actually made a confessional eh." Ezekiel stated. "Well that's aboot to change eh, so for starters-"
XXX
"Hmm, I wonder what I can say?" May tapped her chin, interrupting Ezekiel's confession. "Well, nothing much is on my mind right now, I guess it'll come to me later."
XXX
Jusin combed his hair out in the confessional. "Seven guys, five girls, and two nonbinary people? Interesting, interesting indeed. I'll have to step up my game for this one."
XXX
"And that's what I did while on Boney Island!" The farm boy finished up.
XXX
Through the long walk, Ezekiel took a moment to talk to Chara. "So uhh, what's with this whole nonbinary thing?"
"Don't make a big deal out of it." Chara told him. "Sure, I have female anatomy, but that doesn't mean I am a girl. I just don't have a gender."
Ezekiel tapped his chin. "Huh, well uh, whateva you say." Chara just huffed and walked towards the front with Eva and Rick.
Meanwhile, May was over by Justin, starting a conversation with him. "So Justin, have any advice for this show?"
Justin didn't hesitate to answer. "Go with the flow, it won't be too hard to just float through the game."
May clapped. "Wise words, wise words."
"Hey uhh, I've got some advice too." Brendan offered. "For example, always be a hero. It allows you to gain respect from your teammates, and it's not like you're gonna die doing it."
May thought about it for a bit, while Justin rolled his eyes. "Yeah, but then you'll be seen as a threat, and get yourself voted off."
Brendan, being a little flustered, tried to defend himself. "Well, I mean, blame the player not the game?"
"Whatever helps you sleep at night." Justin walked away, with May following behind.
While on the walk, Chris suddenly stopped in his tracks, as Eva bumped into him. "Oof! Come on Chris, is it that hard to keep walking?"
One by one, each of the fourteen contestants ran into each other, and fell to the ground. "Yo Chris, what's with the holdup?" DJ asked.
"Well my friends, the teams have officially been decided." Chris announced.
"We're not friends, and also how?" Rick asked.
"I'll explain to you." Chris told them. "The teams have been decided for the order in which you arrived. Now, if I say your name, go stand over there." He said, pointing to the left.
XXX
"I still miss Katie." Sadie confessed. "The team picking right now is reminding me of TDI, when we were first separated."
XXX
"Ok, for the first team, now listen carefully." The host told them. "Now, Eva, Rick, Chara, Bobby, Izzy, Sadie, and Justin. You'll now be known as the Killer Chompies until the merge comes!"
"What?!" May cried, clearly disappointed that she wasn't on the same team as Justin. "Come on man."
"Yo we're on the same team again!" Bridgette high-fived DJ, who returned it.
"Yeah homies, we're gonna win this. Word!" Ezekiel butted in, clearly not getting the hint that he wasn't invited.
"As you can probably tell, the rest of you are on the Screaming Goombas." Chris told them. "That being May, Brendan, Bridgette, DJ, Ezekiel, Frisk, and Kaos, enjoy yourselves."
"Pff, what a lousy name." Kaos complained. "They're getting the superior name while we're stuck with this?"
"Oh don't worry." Frisk told him. "It's not about what the name is, it's about what we do on the team."
XXX
Kaos gagged. "Ugh, I can barely even imagine to say that word, or merely think it. T-te, t-t-tea, see?"
XXX
Izzy put both Bobby and Rick in a headlock. "Alright new buddies, welcome to the crew!"
"Hey, let go of me will ya?" Rick pestered. "I'm not a toucher in any way, shape, or form."
"Get used to it." Eva told him. "Izzy's just like this."
"Now, I'm sure you've all noticed the large iceberg behind me right now." Chris pointed behind him, where a large and flat sheet of ice could be seen.
"Wait what?" Bridgette realized. "That wasn't here a few seconds ago."
"Hush Bridgette." Chris told her. "Now, we're literally doing icebreakers. This thing is covered in snow, so it's your job to be the last one standing on the iceberg by using snowballs to knock the other team off the edge."
"Do we have to use snowballs?" Eva asked, cracking her knuckles into position.
"Oh don't worry, kicking, shoving, and all forms of horseplay are allowed." Chris assured the iron woman.
"Heh, horseplay is my middle name." Chara bragged.
"That's a weird middle name eh." Ezekiel stated, not getting the joke.
XXX
"Ugh, this Ezekiel kid needs to buzz off." Chara complained. "Talk about attachment issues."
XXX
After the confessional had ended, everybody but Chris and Chef had got on the glacier. "Ok, first challenge of the season starting…" Chris waiting a while, leaving the teams in awkward silence. "Now!"
"Alright, let's get started." Kaos said, slapping Justin directly across the face.
"Gah! How could you?" He cried. "I'm hideous you midget! It's all because of you!" The pretty boy pushed Kaos into the water, though he slipped and fell in after him.
/
"Yo, DJ!" Brendan said, waving over to his teammate. "I was wondering, since you're so bulky, maybe you could act as a bodyguard, I don't see anybody pushing you off soon."
DJ scratched his head. "I mean, sure. Though I am a little top heavy, I'll slip easily on this ice."
"Eh, that's ok." Brendan said. "We're all a little clumsy once and a while, I'm sure nobody will hold it against you."
"Hey whatcha talkin bout?" May asked, scaring Brendan.
"Ah! Oh, it's just you." The kid chuckled.
"Sorry for that." The new girl apologized. "I'm good at sneaking up on people, believe it or not."
/
Chara had just pushed Ezekiel into the water, when Izzy came up to her. "Hey new girl." She shot finger guns at the influencer. "So, have I ever told you how much you remind me of Eva? You know, all angry all the time?"
"What?" Chara repeated. "I'm not angry all the time. I can be soft!"
"I mean, come on girl, you just pushed Zeke boy into the water." Izzy pointed out.
"It's part of the challenge!" Chara defended. "Look, I don't know what point I'm trying to make, but whatever it is, it's something."
"Ok, whatever you say gurl!" Izzy exclaimed.
"I'm not a girl!" Chara yelled in offense.
While a few seconds of awkward silence went by, Izzy spoke up. "Wanna team up for now?"
"Oh for sure!" Chara agreed.
"Hey, I heard there was a team up going on!" Frisk overheard, coming over to them. "You don't mind me asking, but do you think I can join too? We should win easily."
Chara turned to Izzy, who nodded. "Sure thing!" Chara told them. "Right now, we're gonna turn that direction and start walking." They pointed to the north, the opposite direction they were facing.
"Okie doki!" Frisk agreed. "Thanks for letting me join by the way, I appreciate it." Izzy and Chara chuckled, and kicked Frisk into the water.
XXX
"I really need to memorize my own team." Frisk confessed. "Hopefully it'll be better in the coming few days."
XXX
"Hey Ricky!" Bobby greeted. "Rickety trickery rock!"
"It's just Rick." The scientist told him. "Please don't make fun of my name, it's incredibly annoying."
"Oh, well ok." Bobby replied. "I'm sorry for misnaming you."
"Yeah don't mind it." Rick told him before shoving him in the water. "Oops, sorry Bobberino! I didn't see where I was going! That's my bad."
/
"What are you doing?" Chara asked.
Izzy, who was wiring up some device, just looked back at them. "Oh this? It's a bomb."
"Why?" Chara replied.
"Duh, to blow up the competition. Get it?" She laughed at her own joke.
"A WHAT?!" Bridgette cried from nearby. "Izzy, do you not know how dangerous that is?"
"Relax, it'll be just fine." Izzy stated. "As long as I don't press this button, we'll be fine." She said, pressing the button. "Uh oh."
The bomb blew up in one quick instant, making all but Sadie, DJ, and Rick to be blasted off the iceberg. "With Izzy's incredible display of explosive working, it's coming down to the wire!" Chris announced.
"Come on tubby, push them off already!" Rick yelled at Sadie.
Sadie turned towards DJ, who looked unfazed. "I'm sorry I have to do this to you, but here goes nothing!" The BFFL charged at DJ with a mighty battle cry, before he stepped a little bit to the side and had Sadie fall into the water.
"Oh come on!" Rick yelled. "Why does everybody have to be so useless? Guess we'll just have to settle this like men." Rick said, rolling up his sleeves. "Come on little mama's boy, let's see if you can pack a punch!"
"Mama's boy?" DJ repeated in offense. "I'll have you know that my mama is a nice lady, she always motivates me to be the best I can be."
"Fine we'll settle this like men!" Rick stated. "We'll have the ultimate sho-" his sentence was interrupted, as DJ punched him clear off the platform.
"With that, the Screaming Goombas win the challenge!" Chris announced. "Killer Chompies, most of you know the drill by now, it's time to face elimination."
"I'm assuming we have no reward challenges again?" Justin asked.
"Oh, you assume correctly!" Chris taunted. "Meet me at the bonfire camp by the dock at seven hundred hours sharp!"
Rick pulled himself out of the water and groaned. "Ugh, I assume since I lost I'll be getting the boot?"
"We'll at least you helped in the challenge." Bobby stated. "Unlike Izzy who just screwed us over."
"Hey guys come on I didn't mean it." Izzy defended, not sounding genuine at all. "Besides, I could be depressed like Sadie over here."
"What?!" Sadie cried. "Is it so bad that I miss my friend Katie?"
XXX
"Sorry Sadie." Izzy apologized. "I know we're kinda Killer Bass buddies, but it's better you than me!"
XXX
/
"Yeah! Winners of the first challenge!" Brendan cheered, sharing a high-five with DJ and May. "You really came through DJ."
"Thanks man." DJ thanked. "Nice to know I'm already better for my team than last time."
"I wouldn't worry about that." May replied. "We've got some Chompy butt to kick!"
"I'm not a fan of licking butts." Brendan stated. "It just sounds weird to me."
May paused, just being dumbfounded. "I said kick butt. Not lick butt!"
"Ohhh." Brendan realized. "Sorry, I just misheard you."
"Yeah, no kidding." May said, rolling her eyes.
"Come on guys, we just won the first challenge!" DJ reminded them. "Let's not get so caught up in petty drama, it's your guys' first day here, there will be plenty to go around later."
"Speaking from experience, I can say that DJ is right." Bridgette told them, walking up from a distance.
"Oh hey Bridge." DJ waved. "Haven't talked to ya since the competition started."
"When did the competition start?" May questioned. "A few seconds ago?" Her joke made Brendan laugh.
"Haha very funny, my name's Mugs Money." Bridgette joked with her. "Look, my point is that this game can be cruel. Watch out for certain people in this game, they can really mess up your run."
"Like Alejandro?" Brendan wondered.
"Yes Landon, like Alejandro." Bridgette replied.
"Uhh, my name is Brendan." The strategist corrected.
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"Killer Chompies, welcome to your first elimination." Chris greeted, as Izzy, Sadie, Eva, Chara, Rick, Bobby, and Justin sat on the small tikis, rocks, logs, and lumps of thick sand. "New location means we've got a new place to dispose of you guys, how you liking the elimination ceremony area?"
"Eh, it's ok." Bobby told the host. "I can't tell the difference between it and your mansion."
Eva chuckled. "Heh, good one."
"Really?" Justin questioned. "It wasn't even that good."
"You said it Justin." Chris replied. "He didn't even specify which one, but we need to get back on track!" He directed, with the classic elimination theme playing in the background. He then held up a green mushroom with white spots to his face. "This is a 1-Up mushroom, it represents your life in the game."
"What even is that thing?" Eva asked. "I've never seen anything like it."
"He just explained it Eva." Izzy told her. "It represents life in the game hello? Pay attention."
"Oh, how I hope I'm getting one!" Sadie crossed her fingers.
"Everyone be quiet!" Chris yelled at them. "I can tell some of you are getting bored, so I'll just tell you that the first one safe is Bobby." He tossed a 1-Up mushroom to Bobby, who caught it with glee. "Also safe are Chara, Eva, and Justin."
Each of the three caught a 1-Up mushroom, Justin being somewhat grossed out. "Uh, these fungi aren't infectious are they?" Justin asked.
"You must not know the greatness of fungi." Chara told the pretty boy. "Many great recipes can be made with a mushroom."
Three campers remained, Rick looked indifferent, Izzy biting a stick furiously, and Sadie being very nervous. "Rick, consider yourself safe. Mostly because you are." Chris said, tossing a mushroom to him.
"Wubba lubba dub dub!" Rick cried, everybody looking at him oddly. "Oh yeah, that's my catchphrase, I say it like all the time, better get used to it."
Izzy was still chomping on her stick furiously, while Sadie was now crossing both of her fingers. "Izzy, you're here for that explosive that made everybody wipe out on the iceberg." Chris explained. "Sadie, you're here for being too concerned about Katie, and also messing up on the last part of the challenge."
"It was an accident ok!" Sadie defended.
"Sorry Sadie, but you should know that defending yourself is too late for elimination ceremonies." Chris told her. "Now, the last mushroom goes to:
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"Yes! Haha! I'm here for anotha day!" Izzy bragged, instantly stuffing the mushroom down her throat.
Sadie stood up, having tears in her eyes. "Well, I guess this is goodbye. What kind of, brutal and cruel method are you gonna use to get rid of me huh?" She asked, trying to stay strong.
Chris cleared his throat. "Chef, if you may?"
Chef pulled out a remote from his pocket and sighed. "I still don't know how any of this is possible and I've worked here for six seasons." He mumbled to himself.
Once Chef pressed the button, a vortex opened up next to Chris's podium, with a purple and pink swirl going into an endless hole. "Ok, get in." Chris said.
"In that?!" Sadie gasped. "Well, I mean, I don't think that's safe. Back me up guys!" The others were too flabbergasted to even say anything, the Vortex of Shame was such an odd elimination method for them they couldn't say anything.
Suddenly, Chef picked her up. "Sorry girl, but you've got a place in Cloudcracker Prison."
"Wait no!" Sadie screamed. "This is so scaryyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!" Her voice was drowned out as she was sucked into the portal, eventually disappearing completely.
"I'd suggest you go now." Chris told them. "Diner will be served shortly." The Killer Chompies began to get up and exit the elimination ceremony, as Chris turned to face the camera. "Well that wraps up the first episode of Total Drama X-Over. We said goodbye to Sadie the crybaby, and hello to seven new cast members! With twelve contestants left to go, who will win? Find out next time on:
Total!"
Drama!"
X-Over!"
(Cue credits)
(Bonus clip)
Somewhere in the middle of nowhere, a vortex opened up in the sky, the same vortex that Sadie was thrown into. "Scaryyyyyyy!!!!!!" Came a voice, as Sadie fell from out of the vortex and onto the ground. She looked around, being surrounded by some weird energy. "Huh, what is this place?" Sadie wondered. "Whatever it is, I just hope it's luxurious as it was in season one."
"Sadie: trapped" Came a deep voice from nowhere.
"Who just said that?" Sadie wondered, before taking a long sniff. "Hey wait a minute, why does it smell of mustard in here? I'd be good with some hot dogs!"
Vote reveals:
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"Yeah, I'm voting for that Izzy girl." Bobby voted. "She's just so crazy it's weird!"
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"Sorry not sorry Sadie, but you've gotta go." Chara confessed. "Izzy will have to leave eventually, but for now, I'm filtering out good teammates and bad teammates."
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"I vote for Sadie." Eva said blankly. "Although I'm torn between the two of them, I have a little bias from the old Team E-scope a long time ago."
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"Izzy." Justin said. "Guess what? Exes normally aren't fond of each other."
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"Is it even hard? The choice is clearly Sadie!" Rick stated. "She cost me our victory! She also reminds me of Morty."
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"Like I said, sorry Sadie, better you than me!" Izzy smiled in the confessional.
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"I vote for Rick." Sadie said as she put her hands to her waste. "He was really mean to me and I don't like him very much!"
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Sadie 4: Chara, Izzy, Rick, and Eva.
Izzy 2: Bobby and Justin.
Rick 1: Sadie.
Elimination order:
Sadie,
Contestants remaining:
Screaming Goombas: DJ, Ezekiel, Brendan, Kaos, Bridgette, May, and Frisk.
Killer Chompies: Justin, Bobby, Rick, Eva, Izzy, and Chara.
Author's note:
Well that's the first chapter of my first truly original fic. I apologize for any character being OOC, though I feel like I did a good job. Few of you may know this, but this is actually a reboot of an older fic of mine called Total Drama Island: Worlds Collide. It was basically TDI but only fourteen characters, all from different franchises. What I did here was take the six characters most involved with the plot (plus Frisk who was supposed to debut in World Tour) to compete with seven veterans. I realized that the reason that fic was such a flop was because it wasn't really a TD crossover, it was just another competition with a new cast. Anyway, that's all I really have to say. I will update when I've got freetime, please don't stop reading if a character from your fandom didn't make it in.