Across the stars and into… Another World?
I don't own either Naruto or Star Wars.
Just this story.
" NARUTO!"
Naruto Uzumaki woke up to the angry shouts of his teammate Sakura Haruno. She was standing outside of his window glaring at him with such anger that he half expected her to burn a hole in the wall.
" Eh? Ah, Sakura-Chan!"
" DON'T YOU SAKURA-CHAN ME!"
Ooh boy. Naruto thought.
" What did I do?"
Sakura fumed beneath him.
" YOU FORGOT ABOUT KAKASHI SENSEI'S WELCOMING PARTY!"
WHAAAAAT?" naruto thought frantically. He dug around for his to-do list and sure enough, the welcome home party was from 9:00 A.M to 11:30 A.M. He lunged for his clock to see that it was well past noon and the party would have been over already. He sighed.
Five minutes later…
Sakura waited patiently for Naruto to come out of his 'house'. She couldn't believe he'd forget! She had even called him at 8:00 A.M to remind him! He had promised that he'd remember but noooo, of course, he went back to sleep! She watched Naruto bound happily out of the apartment, grinning like the big doofus he was. She couldn't help but smile at his innocence. She tried to stay mad but his grins still won her over.
" Say, Sakura Chan, wanna go get some ramen for breakfast with me?"
" You Idiot, I already had LUNCH!"
Naruto looked dejected before slinking away. Sakura took a deep breath and was about to leave when a large explosion rang through the clearing. She gasped and ran towards the sound seeing a strange looking vortex in the air.
I have to get out of here!
She frantically thought. As she turned to leave, she heard a familiar yelp.
" WOOOOOOOO AAAAH !"
She slowly turned to see NARUTO in all his stupid glory hanging from a tree while being rapidly sucked in to the vortex. She sighed and ran towards him with a wire in her hand. But before she could reach him the vortex gave an enormous heave and sucked both of them inside.
They landed on a strange-looking building surrounded by floating machines. Naruto had landed on top of her and on top of him, Kakashi sensei. Surrounding them were 3 robed monk-like people who all stared at them confused. Then a tall brownish blonde-haired one ignited a strange-looking sword. Sakura immediately took a defensive pose with a kunai in front of her. The man attacked and she blocked his blade with her knife. His eyes widened in surprise for a split second before returning to their original expression of indifference. He pressed down on her but Sakura delivered a quick punch to his stomach, wincing as she heard something crack. The man flew backward coughing up blood as he landed. Naruto grinned at her saying
" Nice one Sakura Chan! Using your monster strength!"
She glared at him. The second man was taller than the first with messy dirty blonde hair. He said something in strange language glaring at them. Sakura stared at him confused, did these people not know how to speak, or was it a different language? Kakashi sensei then said,
" Let's get away from here."
They retreated over the giant buildings until they reached a strange-looking area with lots of floating machines. As they stood there they spotted one of the robed figures heading their way. She cursed under her breath and Kakashi sensei sighed.
" Well. It looks like we are fighting."
He said. Naruto grinned his bright orange jacket and pants glowing in the strange light. They form a defensive circle and face each of the weird glowy sword-wielding robed monk-like people. They fought like wild cats until one by one they were knocked out.
When they came to, Sakura immediately knew they were in a cell. Her vision still blurry slowly cleared until she could see clearly the thick glass window and iron door. Two men sat outside their prison watching them carefully. She slowly stood and woke the other two boys. They groaned as they sat up, Naruto had a large bump on his forehead and Kakashi had a strange-looking bruise on his neck. As they slowly came to, the man she had fought stood and said something incomprehensible. He repeated it several times before giving up.
" Ummm… Hi?"
Naruto asked with quite some uncertainty. The man looked at them weirdly. He said something again, except slower.
Sakura sighed.
" Naruto, they obviously don't speak the common tongue."
Naruto flushed, clearly embarrassed that he didn't notice that.
The man said something else but it sounded different. Finally, after a while, a woman came in and asked him something. They talked for a bit. Sakura wished so badly to understand even a single word. Then the woman turned to them.
" Hablas español?"
They didn't respond.
"Doo yoo speek Baisik? (do you speak basic?)"
Another silence.
" 한국어 할줄알아?"
No response.
"Parlez-vous français?"
Sakura sighed.
" Do you speak Japanese?"
Sakura looked surprised.
" Japanese?"
The woman smiled.
" Hai, Japanese, the language we speak at the moment."
Sakura thought for a moment.
" Hai, we speak this Japanese. Demo where we come from we just know it as the common tongue."
The man looked at the woman confused and asked her something.
The woman responded nodding and the man sighed.
" So we would have some questions now. Let's start with who or what you are."
Sakura looked at Kakashi sensei who nodded.
" Um, I am Sakura Haruno, and this is Kakashi Hatake or Kakashi sensei and Naruto Uzumaki."
The woman nodded.
" I am Jedi Master Jocasta Nu."
Sakura nodded.
" Um… What is this -ah- jeda?-jadi? Um… je-dai you speak of?"
Naruto asked, struggling to pronounce the foreign word.
Jocasta-san smiled kindly.
" Jedi, are peacekeepers who protect the galaxy from the evil empire."
Kakashi stood suddenly.
" What empire?"
Jocasta-san froze.
" What do you mean?"
" Where we come from, there is no 'empire', just the villages and wildlands."
Jocasta-san thought for a moment.
" Where do you come from?"
"The village hidden in the leaves better known as the hidden leaf village."
Jocasta-san looked at them before turning to the two men outside their cell.
They talked for a while before Jocasta-san left the room and the men took out a strange-looking device.
The first spoke into it and at first, it came out strange and warbled but eventually cleared.
" Hello? Hello? Can you understand me?"
Kakashi nodded.
" Ah good."
" I am Jedi Master Obi-wan Kenobi and this is my er-apprentice Luke Skywalker."
Sakura nodded.
" Greetings Kenobi-San and Luke-Kun, I am Sakura Haruno. The blonde is Naruto Uzumaki and the man is our teacher or sensei Kakashi Hatake."
Kenobi-San smiled kindly.
" We have a few general questions for you and we would like for you to be…. Responsive."
They looked at Kakashi Sensei who nodded.
" Good, then shall we begin?"
Suddenly another explosion rang. Then another and another until the wall burst into thousands of shards. Screams echoed all around and Kenobi-San and Luke-Kun jumped into action. Two blades of light like the chidori but neater erupted and they ran out. Sakura saw a man clad in white armor run into the building and straight to their 'cell'. Behind him were three others in the same white armor.
"Blast it!"
The first said. They shot the door down and marched inside.
" You're coming with us."
Sakura yelped as one grabbed her by the arm. She instinctively lashed out with her chakra, punching a hole straight through their armor and connecting with their face. They grunted before the first aimed a strange-looking contraption at her. He squeezed and all went black.