My Villain Academia:
Stabberscotch
Credits: Stabberscotch
Written by: ScriptMaster77
My Hero Academia created by Kōhei Horikoshi.
All rights go to Weekly Shōnen Jump/Shueisha.
At the League of Villains Headquarters, Himiko Toga sits at the bar, her hand spread out wide on the table. Bored, she uses her knife to stab at the spaces between her fingers at a steady pace.
Mr Compress walks up to the bar, looking at her in concern.
Mr Compress: Careful my dear. I'd hate for you to hurt yourself.
Toga scoffs at him, continuing to move the blade around her hand.
Toga: Relax will ya! I could do this with my eyes shut!
Her eyes then widen with inspiration.
Toga looks at Mr Compress with a mischievous grin.
Toga: In fact, why don't I prove it to you?
Mr Compress looks at her in confusion.
Mr Compress: Excuse me?
Toga kicks out the seat next to her, offering it to him.
Toga: Put your hand on the table and I'll show you.
Mr Compress' expression is completely blank, aided by the fat that he is wearing a plain white mask with two black holes.
Compress: Absolutely not.
The psychopathic girl giggles.
Toga: What's the matter? You scared?
Mr Compress: I'm not scared. I'm not stupid either!
Toga begins imitating a chicken, flapping her arms up and down.
Toga: Bawk! Bawk! ba-BAWK!
Mr Compress: Very funny. But your attempts to goad me into potentially losing a finger will not work.
Toga rolls her eyes.
Toga: Oh come on! It'll be fun, I promise!
Mr Compress: Fun for you maybe.
Toga then leaps out of her chair and begins grovelling at his feet.
Toga: Please please please! I'm so bored! I'll be extra careful, I swear!
Mr Compress looks down at Toga to see her giving him large puppy eyes.
The masked man sighs.
Mr Compress: Very well then. If you insist.
Toga begins jumping up and down in glee.
Toga: Yay! Thank you so much! You won't regret it I promise!
Mr Compress sits down at the bar.
Mr Compress: I'm not so sure about that.
Toga takes a seat and picks up her knife.
Toga: Put a hand on the table and we'll get started.
He complies, placing his globed hand on the flat surface and spreading his fingers out evenly.
Toga closes her eyes and raises her knife in the air, smiling.
Toga: Okay, here we go!
She begins to sing as she stabs the spaces between the fingers.
Toga: Oh, you have all your fingers, the knife goes Chop! Chop! Chop! If I miss the spaces in-between the fingers will come off!
Toga continues to move the knife around effortlessly.
Toga: And if I hit the fingers, the blood will soon come out. But all the same I play this game cause that's what it's all about!
She then begins to pick up the pace.
Toga: Oh, Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! I'm picking up the speed! And if I hit your fingers then your hand will start to bleed! And some may call this stupid and some may call this dumb! But all the same, we play this game because it's so damn fun!
Toga suddenly opens her eyes and brings her knife down, plunging it into the back of the hand.
She smirks.
Toga: Oops. I missed.
Mr Compress holds up both of his hands, free from any injury.
Mr Compress: Yes. It would appear you did.
Toga looks at him in disbelief.
Toga: Huh? But I-
She looks down to see her knife embedded in a pale blue hand.
Mr Compress: Misdirection my dear. I knew I couldn't trust you so I made a substitution when your eyes were shut.
Toga huffs in annoyance while Mr Compress shrugs it off.
Toga: No fair! You cheated!
Mr Compress: You said "put a hand on the table" you never specified who's.
Toga looks down at the and again.
Toga: Where'd you even-
She notices the gold plate around the wrist, a realisation of dread creeping onto her face.
Toga: Compress, whose hand is this?
At that moment Tomura Shigiraki storms into the bar. He is not happy.
Shigiraki: Alright! Which one of you assholes took it!?
He looks at Toga and sees her knife sticking out of his father's hand.
He glares at her with uncontrollable rage.
Shigiraki: You!
Mr Compress leans back in his stool as the girl twitches in terror.
Mr Compress: You were right though Toga, this game is fun!
End.
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