It's been a while since the others have seen cartman, now they're all in the 6th grade and are in the age of 12/13. A new kid has made his way to south park along with his mother, what will the others think of him.

Monday

Alright class, we have a new student, let's all give him good and positive atmosphere.

I wonder who this kid will be, hopefully he's not a douchebag.

Yeah, I agree with you stan, maybe we can finally have a 4th man in our group.

Yeah, someone to replace cartma-

Kyle then had a look that gave stan chills.

Don't.Bring.Up.His.Name.

...Wow, um okay.

Stan and the others have changed their clothing attire. He still wears his beanie, but now sports a brown leather jacket with blue Jean's and a bracelet. Kyle also still has his hat but has on an orange tight jacket with diamond stripes with black pants.

Alright everyone, this is ted starkman, he'll be staying in this class until the end of the year, ted, tell them about yourself.

Um..hi, my name is ted, I'm 12 years old, I like to play games, I also enjoy going to theme parks...That's all I have for now.

Ted was different from the others, his face looked like he was starving, he also wears a black hoodie with sweat pants. He has a long hair that reaches from the middle of his neck, and under his hoodie, he has a 2-pack that he doesn't want anymore to know about.

Thank you for sharing ted, you can sit wherever you like.

Thank you sir.

Ted then went to sit by both Kenny and butters, along with stan and kyle sitting in front of him.

Hi. ted says.

Hi ted, I'm butters, that's Kenny, Kyle, and Sta-

Butters pauses for a second, taking a look at Ted's face, it kinda reminds him of Eric.

Uh oh* Ted thinks.

Something wrong butters? Kenny asks.

...No, I just thought of something.

Oh well anyways, ted your gonna love it hear, I'll show you the ropes.

Sure

Kenny had gotten rid of his old parka in favor of a new one, he still has messy hair and wears skinny jeans. Butters Just wears a light blue and white long sleeved shirt with khakis, nothing special.

At lunch

Hey ted, come sit with us, stan says.

Ok

Ted then walks to the table wear the guys sit.

So ted, what are you good at? Kyle asks.

Well, I'm a black belt.

That's awesome, what else.

I have a big movie collection at my house.

That great, maybe we can come over and watch some.

Sure

I have a question, do you hate Jews? Kenny asks.

KENNY! Both kyle and stan yell.

No why would I?

No reason, we just had a friend who hated me for being Jewish.

Wow, what a douchebag.

Right, he was the worst, did you know, he grinded up a kid's parents into chili!

He grinded up people into chili?

Yeah.

Damn, he's a piece of shit.

Yes he is, yes he is, but he left south park for some unknown reason.

Well, at least now, you won't have to deal with him.

Ain't that the truth. Stan says.

Just then, a girl came up to ted.

Um h-hi there.

Hi, what's your name.

Heidi, Heidi turner.

Ted starkman, nice to meet you.

You too.

Wow, he's been hear for only a few hours and a girl already likes him. Kenny says.

After school

Alright ted, you have proved yourself worthy to be apart of our group, but there's one last thing you have to do.

Kenny pulls out a gun.

Wait where did you get that from?

I found it, I don't plan on using it though, just for this.

Can you explain?

See, there's one bullet, you rotate the chamber and see if you'll survive.

So Russian roulette?

Russian roulette, yes.

Kenny, we did not agree on this!

Kyle's right, this is to much.

It's okay, it's ke- I mean cool with me. ted said nervously.

Wait you were about to say keel, It's fine man, cartman said that but in an annoyin-

STOP BRINGING UP CARTMAN, HE ABANDONED US!

"OH HERE WE GO AGAIN", KYLE, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING, YOU HATED CARTMAN THE MOST OUT OF EVERYONE!!

BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE HIM THE RIGHT TO FUCKING WALK OUT ON US!!

Kyle and Kenny keep arguing until stan comes in and stops them.

ENOUGH, cartman is gone, he's never coming back to south park, so let's just leave at that.

Your right stan, thanks.

Yeah thanks stan, I just can't get his name out my mind dammit.

Um guys, I'm still here.

Oh sorry ted, here's the gun.

Ted grabs the gun and points it at himself.

Listen ted, you don't have to do this, there are othe-

click*

AH, okay that was close, you should really stop ri-

click*

AHH, I think that's enough man you've proven yourse-

click*

OH MY GOD, look I'm getting scared!

Don't worry guys, I'll be fine, promise.

just before he was about to shoot, kyle came in and swiped the as it shot up in the air.

AHHHHH, oh man kyle, you saved me!

Kyle breathed hard.

Your in, just never do that again.

okay.

YOU.ARE.FUCKING.AWESOME.

Wow, I can't believe you survived, your gonna be fun to be around for sure.

Thanks guys.

The guys went home, getting some sleep for tomorrow.