It's business as usual with the Hennessy family as Cate makes breakfast that the kids will throw away later on. Then, she gets a phone call from the hospital, informing her that the father Paul slipped on spilt milk and had his head impaled by the wet floor sign and later died from the accident. Cate shouts out "HOLY SHIT!" and runs to the door faster than a cheetah on cocaine, which she knocks down.
Later at night, while a bored Cate makes funeral arrangements for her dead husband, Rory realizes there's still no damn milk, so he takes his dead dad's car keys and drives to the store to get some. Cate's parents show up and tell her to shut up and stop moping around like that crippling-depressed donkey from Winnie the Pooh. Bridgette is upstairs looking at the ceiling to "talk to God" about taking her dad from her like she was high or something. Kerry comes in and demands that Bridgette come downstairs and join in on the obligated family grieving. "Eh, whatever.", said Bridgette.
The next day, after the funeral, the rock band Slipknot performs a song dedicated to the accident on the day in question. The whole crowd cheer and laugh. Rory has a bandage on his arm. He said he punched the shopkeeper for not giving him milk even though they said they run out.
Cate doesn't want to go into her own bedroom, probably due to the bedroom scarring her for life by Paul's death, but who cares, not her parents, not the kids.
The whole family keep yammering about the dead Hennessy patriarch over and over. It's like a recycled scene from The Simpsons. (God almighty, I hate recycled Simpsons scenes). Finally, after they're done with their usual bullshit, Cate and the kids read Paul's last article. It says... "Gotcha, assholes." And then outta nowhere, Paul shows up from under the bed. The rest are shocked. "PAUL, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, YOU SICK, TWISTED BASTARD?!", shouted Cate. Bridgette says "What the fuck is going on?!". Paul explains that the man who died from having his head impaled was another guy named Paul Hennessy. He also says that he finally got some milk. Rory cheers as he takes it and finally has a cereal. "You mean I knocked the door down for nothing?! You owe this family a new door, Paul.", said Cate. "Eh, whatever.", said Paul as he gets ready for bed. "Well, good night, folks." He claps twice to turn off the lights. The whole family is still confused of what the hell just transpired.