Use your Brains

by Shaeril McBrown

Squidward and Jose tries to tell Patrick, Mar and Gracie to their brains through song

Jose said "Now it's time for Crazy Songs with Patrick"

Mar and Gracie squealed

Jose growled

Squidward said "The part of the show where Patrick comes up and sing a crazy annoying song!"

Mar and Gracie throws mud at Jose and Squidward

Patrick was playing in the garbage as Squidward walked to him

Squidward said "Patrick!"

Patrick said "Yeah"

Squidward began to sing ~I can't believe you were playing in your trash!~

Patrick said "Are you kidding no way it didn't make my brain wanna crash!"

Squidward sanged ~Well too late you're gonna use your pink noggin or else it will cause you cranial pain~

Patrick said "I don't get it"

Squidward facepalmed and left

Squidward returns with a book

Squidward opened it and flipped through the pages until he found a page "Ah here it is!"

Squidward sanged ~This is what happens when you don't use your brain~ as he showed Patrick a page of anatomy of a fish brain

Patrick said "Okay but where can I find these brains"

Squidward growled as his face turned red

Squidward walked to Jose

"Hey Jose"

"How's it going"

Jose began to sing ~If I had a brain what will I do~

Mar and Gracie crawled to Jose and Squidward

Squidward and Jose screamed

Jose sanged ~I could do reading, cooking, sewing and excerise too~

Squidward hears Patrick and Spongebob laughing

Squidward sanged ~Oh come on it's Spongebob and Patrick so their small brains are easy to trick~

Mar and Gracie were playing with pots and pans

Jose sanged ~Oh please they're just babies whose brains didn't mix and they made it MarGracie trix~

Mar and Gracie squealed as they throw pots and pans

Jose and Squidward ducked "Whoa"

Jose and Squidward said "Phew"

Suddenly the pots and pans hit Jose and Squidward in the back of their heads causing them to fall

Squidward sanged ~I can't take it anymore~

Jose sanged ~All I wanted is to have a peaceful day~

Squidward sanged ~All I wanted is to play~

Mar and Gracie giggled

Squidward and Jose gets angry

"Okay That's It!?"

Squidward and Jose puts Mar and Gracie in their cribs

Squidward cleared his throat and began to sing ~Hush little babies don't let a cloud pour rains because a spider will eat your brains~

Mar and Gracie yawned softly

Jose joined in ~Always need a pillow your skulls are made of marshmallow don't you suffer headache and pains that's why you have to use your brains~

Mar and Gracie fell asleep

Jose and Squidward said "Shh"

But Patrick throws mud at Jose and Squidward

Jose and Squidward were shaking in anger

Patrick and Spongebob said "Uh-oh?"

Spongebob and Patrick run away screaming as Jose and Squidward chased them

"Get back here!!!"

Jose said "This has been Crazy Songs with Patrick"

Squidward said "Tune in next time to hear Patrick sing"

Patrick sanged ~Squidward and Jose are getting mad~

Spongebob sanged ~Hope they didn't make me sad~

Squidward and Jose facepalmed

The End