Stepfather
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Chapter 1: Papa Nono
Noah Puckerman didn't fall for Kurt Hummel-Anderson right away. But the first time he saw Blaine's daughter Liza Marie Anderson he fell hard for her and knew he wanted to be her Papa. But he didn't know why and as far as he was concerned he was straight. He loved his long-time girlfriend Quinn Fabray and yet that didn't keep him from thinking about being Liza Marie's Papa or being with Kurt.
Then one day, Kurt and Liza Marie were standing on his doorstep. But before he could ask why they were there or any questions at all. Kurt was kissing Noah and wrapping his arms around his neck. The next thing Noah knew was Kurt was in his bed taking his virginity and they were saying, "I love you." In unison. Before Noah got scared as he rushed out of the room after putting on some boxers.
Kurt found Noah looking at Liza Marie asleep on the couch while rubbing his face. After which, he texts Quinn saying, "We need to talk. Could you come over?" Before saying to Kurt with his back still turned toward him, "I'm sorry, Kurt. I do love you, but I am scared here. To be honest, I fell for Liza Marie first and felt like I wanted to be her Papa for a while. Ha, I thought I was straight until now." As Quinn quietly comes in Noah was still looking at Liza Marie and she could tell he was looking at Liza Marie the way he looked at Beth.
Soon Quinn is clearing her throat and Noah wraps his arm around Kurt's waist. Before saying, "Quinn, I'm sorry. I love Kurt and I'm done. We have tried to make this work for years and it's not working. By the way, I just realized I loved Kurt today and I really wasn't planning any of this to happen." Quinn just looked at Liza Marie and says, "I know, Puck, but she was. She has been praying for you to be her new Papa for a while. Not around me though, but everyone else including Mr. and Mrs. H. Who were the only ones who told me about it. Ha, I am glad she did because I saw Blaine with other men at the Lima Bean for years. Ha, it was like he wanted to get caught cheating or something. Ha, Rachel saw him last week and his face went white when he saw her. Ha, Santana even joined in on yelling at him. So did Little She-Hulk there. Or should I say She-Puck?"
Then Quinn takes out her cellphone and shows them a video of Liza Marie bench pressing five hundred pounds. The men could even hear Burt's voice saying, "Here is your proof she should be Puck's daughter Quinn. She has been doing this since she could walk. Oh, tell Puck those are my weights and she is the only one that uses them when she is here. Ha, Kurt would probably kill me if he knew about this. Ha, I had to lie to Blaine when we were helping her say, Papa. Let's just say she only calls Puck, Papa Hulk, here too. Well, got to go Carole will be here soon and I am trying to keep this secret from her too. She knows about Liza Marie using my other weights, but not this." After this, Quinn leaves and Liza Marie wakes up to seeing Noah kissing Kurt while both men were in their boxers.
Liza Marie doesn't say a word and gets her iPod off the coffee table next to the couch before going back to sleep with a smile on her face. Noah just took that as his cue to make love to Kurt. So he picked up Kurt and pulls his boxers off of him. Before going back to his room and locking the door. Soon Noah was inserting the infamous Puckzilla into Kurt's ass and making him moan in pleasure. After they make love twice, Noah took Kurt to his shower, and they ended up fucking in the shower. Something Kurt had never done with Blaine and Noah only came close to doing it with Matt Rutherford.
Soon the two men have dressed and Noah posts on Facebook a picture of him and Kurt kissing with the caption, "Blaine Anderson, Kurt wants a divorce you cheating son of a bitch, and I just thought you should know. I plan on being Liza Marie's new Papa Hulk. The Dolphin tamed The Sex Shark! Gay Pride Forever!" Which Sarah liked and Burt loved.
Then Noah sees that Cooper Blaine's brother comments on the post saying, "Puck, tell Kurt that Blaine already filed, and let's just say you'll get what you want." Then Noah sees a post from Burt saying, "Blaine Anderson I wonder if anyone here knows, that you have been beating up my son, and Liza Marie has been the one kicking your ass." Which he noticed Norah and Sarah both liked.
Later when Noah looked outside his window he saw a Barbie car and a wagon with suitcases in it. As Kurt and Liza Marie were asleep on his couch. He brings in the suitcases and Barbie car. Then Blaine's family lawyer comes up to his house with divorce papers. Which Kurt signs right away after Noah wakes him up.
An hour later, Mercedes comes by to talk to Kurt and Noah. It was Noah that saw the blood on her hands, but Kurt was the one that asks, "Cedes, What's wrong? Why do you have blood on your hands?" She just says, "Ask Blaine and Sam!" Before anyone can say another word. Sam is pulling up in his car and Blaine is in the passenger seat. Noah is the first one to see the scratches on their faces and bandages on their heads.
This made Noah say, "This is low, Blaine, even for you, and Sam, man, at least I told Quinn to her face it was over. How could you hurt Mercedes like this?" Neither man says a word and just leaves after Mercedes threw a huge rock through the front window of Sam's car. Soon she is crying as Noah holds her. After she calms down, Kurt invites her to eat supper with them which she turns down.
That night Noah and Kurt were naked in bed cuddling. When Noah says, "Babe, today was a crazy day. Wake up thinking I am straight and go to bed in love with you. God, I couldn't be happy with the way things turned out. Ha, I am so glad you were the only guy that fucked me. Sorry I freaked out babe." Kurt doesn't respond and just goes under the covers. Before he started sucking Puckzilla, which drove Noah crazy. Soon the two men were sucking each other off before Kurt kisses Noah up and down his body. Then he takes a swig of mouthwash out on the nightstand and kisses Noah. Soon the two men were sleeping with huge smiles on their faces as they dreamed about the future.
Chapter 2 will be up soon