Another fic inspired by the infamous Blot's "Things I'd like to see in a fanfic" - 402. Animagus forms can go up the staircase to the girl's tower, the magic doesn't affect them. Sirius mentions that to Harry, maybe it's written in the front of a how to be an animagus book.
Slightly AU...
I knew being an animagus would have its advantages. I mean seriously, being able to turn into an animal is great, but there is one perk of being an animagus that is better...
...the ability to get into the girl's dorms without tripping the wards on the staircase.
I mean, come on, being able to see Hermione and Parvati licking each other out whilst Lavender and Sally-Ann were drilling Lily Moon with a pair of dildos... even as an owl I'm getting hard.
I knew my girlfriend was bisexual, but coming into her dorm every night certainly is an education.
The fifth-year dorms are just as depraved. I mean, last night I was watching Ginny and Demelza riding a series of dildos whilst the Shacklebolt twins, Abby and Selena were spanking Luna, the little blonde all tied up with her arse, pussy and mouth all plugged up.
And then there are the Seventh years... watching Katie Bell being fucked by the other three girls is such a turn on...although the strapons they are using was smaller than my cock... Even Hermione would agree with that statement as she's had both experiences.
In a way, it's Sirius's fault, but in another way it's my dad and my grandfather's fault.
My grandfather was a potioneer in his youth and created a number of potions such as Sleekeazy's Hair Potion, Dorea's Pleasure and Wondering Flowerness, Dorea's Pleasure being named after his sister-in-law, designed as a marital aid for struggling couples, and Wondering Flowerness being designed as a potion to help Herbologists dealing with Mandrakes and Devils Snare.
But the one potion he had created by kept secret was a derivative of the Animagus Potion that would help people turn into an animagus quicker than what the standard Potion would take.
He only did it for one reason and one reason only...
...my grandmother - Euphemia Rowle.
My grandparents started dating in their Fourth Year, but the Head Girl at the time was very strict when it came to her charges dating, there again, Augusta Longbottom, or Augusta Urqhart as she then been, had always been strict.
It was because of her that my Grandfather experimented with the Animagus Potion, and because of my grandfather that my own father had taught the Sirius and Peter Pettigrew the secret of the Girls Dorm Wards...
And that's why Amelia Bones was the first recorded Gryffindor teenager to get pregnant whilst still at Hogwarts... pregnant to a Marauder!
And because of that, when he had escaped Azkaban in my Third Year, Susan Bones and her cousin Alphard, confronted me in the corridor near to the Hufflepuff Common Room and told me in no uncertain terms that should I ever get a girl pregnant and then 6 years later end up in Azkaban, they would make what Amelia Bones did to Sirius look like childs play.
Not that I would ever do that willingly to Hermione.
I only found out, however, about the Potion thanks to Sirius.
He had sneaked out of Number 12 one night to meet Amelia Bones "for old times sake" (even though he had been 'visiting her for old times sake' every other day) and had got bladdered. He had stumbled into the room which Ron and I were sharing, but Ron wasn't there at the time.
Ron was in fact sleeping with Fred and George...
...instead, Hermione was in with me, in my bed, her lips around my cock giving it her most Outstanding performance.
And he said to me one thing.
"You won't be able to do that at Hogwarts. Not unless you know how to get around the wards on the girl's staircase."
I remember how Hermione had turned red at being caught and had tried to protest, but I had asked Sirius to tell me more. And he did.
He told me about the potion Grandfather had made for his liaisons with my grandmother, and how my dad and Sirius had used it so they could sleep with their girlfriends, and how it was how Padfoot and Prongs came to be.
And I was intrigued. Hermione and I could shag to our heart's content in the girl's dorm... or so I thought.
Hermione had found out she could turn into a Kneazle, which is perfect for my girlfriend, my lover, as she is extremely intelligent and independent, but for me, it was an owl. There again I wasn't the only Owl in my family... that was my ancestor Archimedes!
To be fair, after I knew that I would be able to get past the wards in the girl's dorms, I spent most of the time watching all the activities... and at some stage being used as an object lesson on how to give a blow job.
And then there was the one time Hermione had dressed up in a Professor's robe... and gave me six of the best. I must admit I enjoyed it.
Pulling myself out of my memories, I go to fly away back to my dorm to wank. But before I do, I see Hermione look at me and wink. She knows I am watching, and she knows that when she's finished with Lavender, Sally-Ann and Lily, I'll be back, and I'll be giving her the Potter Drill.
Oh, what advantage it is of being an owl.