Hey, it's Heroverse. I'm back again and yes, I'm still sexy.

I'm getting close to 100 reviews on FNH already. That's crazy.

Anyway, I had this one in my back pocket and decided to finish it up before releasing chapter nine of FNH, which is coming in a few days.

I also loved Beelzebub and wanted to do this. It was a bit of a challenge because I'm not usually an insulting person, but I did my best.

Disclaimer: I don't own beelzebub, but I did love the anime and that's why I wrote this.

"Why don't you get up on the couch already?"

Hilda was confused, not by the scene in front of her, which was a normal occurance of father and son sitting together in front of the TV, the little master sitting content on his father's lap, while the idiot just looked bored and slightly annoyed as he tried to sit through the cartoons. It was a Saturday, and as usual, Oga was just spending all of his time with baby beel. But that wasn't what confused her.

"You know as well as I do that if I move right now, we're both getting a shock, bitch." Oga said.

No, what she couldn't wrap her head around was the fact that her own thoughts kept leaning towards the brutish man a lot more recently. It was strange to her, seeing as how the one she was suddenly more infatuated with… was him.

Oga Tatsumi, one of her least favorite people. He's loud, annoying, and just crass overall. He's irresponsible, lazy, ungrateful, and a delinquent. Worst of all, he's human, which in itself by default makes him unworthy of the honored task of raising her little master in her opinion.

Not to mention the fact that he is incredibly rude and insolent. He was the only person to ever treat people with such inconceivable disrespect. Then again, she supposed that was something she admired about him. He was never afraid of an opponent, no matter how powerful they were or their tier of nobility, he would never submit to them. It was a foolish trait, but she did envy that about him.

Despite all that, there was no denying his impressive talent for fighting as well as natural strength. At his peak, the combination of Oga and the young master were the strongest beings in the human world, possibly even rivalling Daimaou-sama himself. In fact, Oga was probably stronger than her right now in his current state, even without the aid of the zebel mark. Frankly, that was mostly because of some residual demon power left in his body, but the fact remained that he was stronger, if only by a little.

There was also the fact that he was an incredible parent to the little master. It was obvious, just from the way that the child's eyes would light up while sitting on his father's shoulder. She honestly hated to admit it, yet at the same time she could honestly say his natural affinity for demon raising was incredible. If only Lord En had someone like him in his life as an infant, then he probably wouldn't have grown up to be such an emotionally weak brat.

Not that she'd ever admit it to him, of course. Praising the idiot meant inflating his ego. Which would only make him even more intolerable, and therefore hinder his capabilities as a fighter and more importantly, a parent.

As much as she hated to admit it, she'd come to rely on him for raising the young master. She'd long ago that it was best to let the man and child have their time. While she watched from a distance of course, at times. While she had her soaps, the rest of her time wasn't generally spent doing much. Besides, she couldn't just spend the entire day in the house doing nothing. Not with all of the trouble the idiot next to her often got himself and her master into, despite how much the child enjoyed it. It was one of the reasons her young master chose a man such as Oga in the first place, for his superiority among other humans even before the master began sharing his strength with the so called 'unworthy human'. It was one of the only times in her life that she'd been glad to be wrong.

Plus...

Just seeing the young master happily sit on his father's head as he watched his favorite anime Gohan-kun, made her smile slightly as she watched the two relax together. It was only two years ago that the dumbass would spend every moment he had trying to get rid of her master. Now, he just seemed to be more involved in raising the young maou even more than she ever was. It was like he was born to nurture.

"Oi, woman. The brat's hungry." Oga said without turning his head and baby beel just nodded and said dabu in affirmation, not tearing his eyes away from the show for a second. Hilda silently got up from her seat on the couch and walked to the kitchen.

"Feeding time." Mrs. Oga said and Hilda nodded, giving a simple response. She retrieved her master's bottle from the fridge and walked back into the living room, standing to the side to avoid blocking the television. As she leaned over with the bottle, she could've sworn she'd seen the dumbasses' hard gaze shift to her breasts as they sticked out of the material of her shirt through her peripheral, but brushed it off, knowing he didn't see her that way. (At least, not that she knew of, anyway.)

"Here you are, young master." Hilda said, handing it to the baby who gleefully accepted it with a dabu and drank it down as she retook her place on the couch, regaining the comfortable silence as the baby drank down his third bottle for the day. His appetite had increased lately, especially for human food. She'd have to attempt learning to cook human food again.

A few minutes passed and the bottle was gone. The bottle left baby beel's mouth with a pop and Be'el sighed contentedly, feeling full for the moment. He then looked at the TV and whined at having missed the ending. Hilda just watched as the sewer rat raised a hand and patted the young master's head.

"Cheer up, I'll just rewind it." Oga said calmly and grabbed the remote, turning back the show by a few minutes. As it came back, Beel's eyes sparkled and he babbled happily.

Hilda gazed fondly at her master's happy expression. No matter how many times she saw that look on the little master's face, she'd never tire of it. Her gaze then drifted to her 'husband'. He seemed to have grown over time, too. Even a year ago, an incident like that would have caused him to jump out of his seat out of fear or earned him an occasional shock. Now, he would take any and all tantrums and fits with stride. It was actually quite impressive to watch. She doubted she or even daimaou-sama could handle the young master as well as Oga did.

She could honestly say that the young master had matured as well as Oga, both of them having grown together since her time there, and they weren't the only ones to grow closer, either….

A few minutes later Beel cheered and stood up on his father's head as Gohan-kun beat the bad guy. "Happy now?" Oga looked up and asked him and Baby Be'el nodded with a thumbs up back down to his father. "Good."

"You handled that surprisingly well, for an inferior being." Hilda said down at him, an air of superiority clear in her voice.

"What do you mean, surprisingly? Last I checked I had this demon parenting thing down, damn woman." Oga said and Baby Be'el nodded happily in agreement.

Hilda remained unfazed by his confidence, though deep down she was slightly touched by her young master's acknowledgement of his father figure. "That may be, but let me remind you that he only latched on to someone like you because you were the first face he saw."

The delinquent pointed his left thumb at his face. "Because I had the best looking face."

A small mocking smile graced the pretty lips of the demon maid. "Hardly, the only reason he chose you was because your face resembled a demon's."

"Shut up! Stupid woman." He grumbled out.

"Hey, how many times have I told you to stop insulting Hilda?" Misaki yelled as she came downstairs.

"Yeah, yeah." Oga said, brushing her off as usual.

Misaki scowled at her hopeless brother and looked at Hilda with a smug smile before walking off to the kitchen. Said Demon maidservant looked down at Oga, who glared at her in response.

"What are you lookin' at?"

"A man who despite his strength, is completely submissive towards a woman." Hilda said tauntingly, knowing that would get a reaction out of him. As usual, she was right as his dark eyes became even sharper than normal, completely focused on her face. As always, he was eager to meet her challenge.

"How about we find out who the submissive one really is?" Oga said, his voice going down an octave in a way that she'd never openly admit to anyone always sent a shiver through her body.

Unfazed by his supposed 'threat', she only smirked superiorly. "Anytime, moron."

He only grew a smirk at her comeback. "I'll take you down, bitch. I'll have you on your back in no time."

"The only one who shall be laying in the dirt will be you, as I stand above you." Hilda said back, unwilling to yield to him. The way his mouth curled up into a slightly mocking smirk spelled trouble.

"For someone who's repeatedly said that they hate the way I smell, you sure like the idea of making me dirty."

She didn't think about that response too much as the ogre in front of her was sitting there like a dog, waiting for a response. "As long as you don't forget to shower afterwards, I'm okay with it." With that she went back to sitting quietly like the proper lady she always presented herself as.

"And if I don't feel like showering?"

"If we are going to continue sharing a bed, then you will continue to take daily showers, you sewer rat. It's bad enough I have to put up with your stench all night."

"Shut up! The kid's gonna be mad if he misses the ending again." That line effectively silenced her as she was content to let the young master enjoy his favorite program.

Later on

The rest of the day continued the same way, everyone in the house enjoying a peaceful and quiet afternoon followed by a tasty dinner cooked up by Oga's mother with Hilda's help. The wet nurse figured it was probably best to learn more human recipes in order to better serve her master.

Now it was nighttime and the 'married' couple were getting ready for bed. They'd long ago established the fact that neither was fazed seeing each other in the nude, so they got changed in front of each other in Oga's room. Baby Beel was already put down for bed and Oga was relaxing on his bed while Hilda was in the bathroom.

The demon maid gently took her long hair out of it's usual neat bun and braid that she wore with her uniform, clad in one of the putrid ogre's old shirts and nothing else. She watched in the mirror as the long blonde locks fell behind her back and shoulders. She picked up her hairbrush (as if she'd ever share a brush with that piece of trash) and began to softly brush the golden locks. Just then her 'husband' decided to barge into the room.

"You're taking too long." Oga said impatiently.

"And that was a good enough reason to barge in?" Hilda said, annoyed that he was making a habit of interrupting her in the bathroom, when he knew full well how much she enjoyed the quiet time she had when she was able to brush her hair in private.

"I don't need an excuse to enter my bathroom, stupid."

"You do when I'm occupying it. Having to see your disturbing face in this large mirror is even more sickening than your normal look." Hilda responded with a perfect insult without hesitation as usual.

Oga scoffed. "You're calling me ugly? That stone face isn't cute at all." He said in what she could only guess as his failed attempt at being brash. "If you weren't so dependable no one would ever like you."

"Not even your best positive characteristics make you even remotely tolerable." With that line Oga turned her around and held her body firmly towards him by her slim shoulders. His posture was that of a wild animal waiting to pounce.

"I must be a fool to rely on you." Oga practically snarled at her. Their mouths, merely inches apart, did nothing to hide or even disguise their heavy breathing.

"Then I suppose we're both fools."

A beat of their hearts later and both of them pounced on each other, kissing fiercely. Nipping, biting, tugging, sucking, scratching as they violently and hungrily assaulted the other's lips and bodies. Somewhere in this chaos of limbs and mouths, they each managed to strip their partner bare without even stopping.

Oga hoisted her up onto the sink roughly. They threatened to tear off their partner's lips with their biting as they furiously made out. Hilda's nails tore through the skin of his back as she enjoyed the relentless and unrelenting pleasure this act shared between them generated.

The kissing was messy, rough, ravenous and angry, and that scent kept flooding through Hilda's nose as her body grinded against his as her slim, long legs kept themselves tight around his frame as she fought diligently to one up him. She wouldn't give him even one second to dominate this act and he'd fight with all he had to make her submit.

It all came to an sharp end as they separated for breath. Oga winced at the bruises forming on his hips from her legs as he moved away from her.

"You still smell." Hilda said, still out of breath. Oga however, took less time to recover than her and just remained standing like that first kiss hadn't even affected him at all. She'd have to change that.

"Duh! I haven't showered yet!" Oga said, walking normally and stepping into the shower and turning on the faucet. "You keep complaining about how I stink so bad, so why don't you wash me yourself?"

Hilda watched the water droplets hit and fall down his skin, his large, veiny erection still standing strong and powerful.

"You're an adult. You don't need me to wash you." Hilda countered. She was starting to regain some feeling in her legs but wasn't confident that she could walk properly yet.

"Just get in the shower already, you stubborn bitch, before I make you." Oga ordered. Hilda frowned but got up and was relieved she could stand up alright. Oga moved backwards away from the shower door and waited for her But she walked a few shaky steps and stepped in the shower in front of him anyway.

After that they took turns shampooing and rinsing each others' hair. There was a comfortable yet almost tense silence as they casually washed their partner's locks.

"Without the young master's power you would have no chance of that." Hilda said, finally responding to his earlier threat.

"Oh?" Oga said, turning around and turning off the water, reaching over her bare shoulder to do so. The intense smell of his body was arousing her again. The beast seemed to smell it because she heard a low chuckle in his throat. After the water was turned off he leaned in closely towards her ear. "You seem to forget who's usually on top."

With that said they kissed again, but this time they went further, and they didn't bother to stop themselves. Despite how quiet she normally was, Oga knew ways to make Hilda talk. Ways that he always used to rile her up. In that moment she was almost completely submissive to him. Almost.

Hilda didn't make an effort to hide or disguise her moans during the act and neither did Oga. The noises echoed throughout the bathroom. To both of them, it was a sign of progress that their opponant was getting closer to the end. To them, sex was like a battle and each of them were fighting as hard as they could to come out victorious in their conflict. The heat of the bathroom as well as their powerful movements created a thin layer of sweat that covered both of them.

After they finished they held each other gently as their legs shook from the aftermath of their intense mating. It was a rare private show of actual intimacy between. Neither of them would ever admit to each other, but they both enjoyed it.

Oga reached over and turned the shower head back on. They resumed their shower and the rest of their time in the bathroom was spent in silence as they lazily cleaned each other's bodies. Hilda paid extra attention to the scratch marks on his back, making sure to scrub a little harder there to remind him of how it got that way in the first place. Oga paid her back by using the soap and scrubbing her behind a lot more and especially even harder than necessary.

Once they were done Hilda stepped out first and grabbed each of them a towel. After they dried themselves off Hilda picked Oga's t-shirt off the ground while the man himself walked out naked, grabbing a pair of underwear and some pajamas out of his closet. He walked over and sat down on his side of the bed which was closest to the wall before looking at the blonde woman he'd just fucked twice in his bathroom standing in the bathroom doorway and turning off the light before walking over and getting into bed beside him.

"You still smell, sewer rat." Hilda insulted, inhaling another whiff of his overwhelming scent and enjoying the comforting feeling it gave her.

"I showered." Oga insisted.

"It wasn't enough." Hilda said back persistently.

"Well, what do you want me to do? Shower again?" Oga suggested.

"It would be preferable to having to sleep with that gutter trash smell."

"You're welcome to the floor then, but I'm not sharing one of my pillows."

She frowned at the suggestion. "Only dogs sleep on the ground, so I will stomach your disgusting scent for one night." With no other complaints or insults she just moved closer to him, snuggling against the furnace that was his intensely warm body and Oga wrapped one of his strong arms around her smaller form. She wasn't short by any means, but being in his arms like this made her feel small.

"You wanna go again?" Oga asked and there was a short silence before she let out a small smile.

"Why do you even keep asking? You always take me regardless of my answer." Hilda asked, but she actually didn't care. As long as it didn't interfere with their duties, then he could take her whenever he pleased. It wasn't as if it was unpleasant. The usual soreness that followed was problematic, but she could always deal with that.

"Well sorry for being considerate, bitch." Oga said heatedly before biting her neck, roughly bruising what humans called erogenous zones. She'd been learning so much about sex because of this man she called scum.

"You didn't wait for my answer." Hilda said calmly, not surprised or even remotely fazed by the bite. There were sure to be many more planted on her skin as the night went on.

"Why should I? You ask me why, but are you ever going to say no?" He asked rhetorically. Hilda merely smiled softly at his question before looking up at him with a strict expression.

"Not as long as you don't forget to shower."

That entire night Hilda made sure not a single trace of his back wasn't raw. On the upside, it was a small price to pay because Oga won the night's war with 5 wins, two losses and four ties along with around 13 minor victories if he kept track right. 17 if you add the number of hickeys around her neck.

But did he make her submit? Well, what do you think?

The next morning came and the 'couple' walked downstairs, Hilda carrying little baby Be'el against her bosom. The two walked into the kitchen, with the child's 'mother' grabbing a fresh bottle from the Oga matriarch and began feeding it to her young master. Oga sat down and after saying thanks began to chow down quickly, eating his fish first and then his rice balls.

"So, when am I expecting my second nephew?" Misaki asked cheekily, not expecting either of them to actually answer. She'd heard some of the noises made by the couple last night and she was honestly proud of her little brother for being abke to satisfy his wife.

"Most likely April." Everyone paused in their actions at Hilda's admission, waiting to see if they heard her wrong or if she was joking as she continued feeding the hungry baby. "I don't know the exact time of conception, but I did miss my period last month." She wasn't.

"What?!" Oga exclaimed, not expecting this news to be revealed at all, let alone in front of his family, "Why didn't you tell me?" Oga questioned frustratedly. Hilda waited a moment for her master to finish drinking before answering.

"You haven't asked me or even approached the subject of another child lately, so I haven't mentioned it." Hilda reasoned calmly as she leaned the baby over her shoulder and patted his back gently to help him burp.

"You haven't brought it up either." Oga argued.

Hilda shrugged. "Well you should have expected this outcome. We've been indulging in unprotected sex for nearly two months now." The other members of his family gaped at her open admission.

"You didn't have to tell them that!" Oga screamed. Misaki whistled in approval while his mother blushed slightly. His dad, well…..

"Oga! You've been doing 'that' to Hilda?" His father said, his voice judging him harshly. "Apologize to your wife!"

"Why should I apologize?" Oga asked, confused as to why he should say sorry to this literal demon.

"Because this is your fault!" The Patriarch exclaimed loudly and comically.

"Please, Mr. Oga, there's no need for him to beg. I'm honored to bear your son's child again." Hilda said politely and Mr. Oga cried dramatically.

"You're so lucky Tatsumi! I'm so proud that you chose someone as lovely as Hilda to be your wife!" The older man bawled his eyes out and Oga rolled his eyes, this whole situation reminding him of when his father had first met Hilda two years ago.

"Yeah, I'm the luckiest man in the world." Oga said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. His big sister conked him on his forehead for his behaviour.

"Be nicer! You're going to be a father again." Misaki said scoldingly before turning to her parents and Hilda. "We have to celebrate."

"I hope it's a girl this time. With Hilda's looks it's sure to be adorable!" His mother was freaking out as expected.

"I know," Misaki said, already imagining a little girl with a tiny fluff of blonde hair. "Just as long as she doesn't get Tatsumi's mouth…"

"Hey! Some sister you are!" Tatsumi said indignantly.

"You two just go out and have a nice walk together with baby Be'el, while we get everything ready for when you're back.." Misaki added, her excitement raised to never before seen heights. This time, she'd have the chance to actually be here for Hilda for her pregnancy.

"Yes! The two of you should go get some fresh air and do a few groceries while you're out please. We're going to have a nice feast tonight!" His mother handed him a relatively small piece of paper. "Here's the list. Don't make her carry too much, Tatsumi!"

"All right, all right." Oga said tiredly and grabbed his two remaining rice balls and picked them up for the road. "Let's go." Hilda bowed respectively and with that the young couple was gone.

"We're gonna have another grandchild!" Mrs. Oga yelled out, unable to contain her excitement.

"He grew up so fast." His father sighed, remembering when his only son was still a little baby boy.

"Reminisce later. We have to get this place clean for the party tonight." Misaki reminded her parents, though she couldn't really blame them.

"Right!" The two parents nodded and the remaining occupants got to work on doing all the cleaning they'd been putting off the last few days.

Outside, with the happy couple:

Both of them were walking slowly towards the supermarket, with the star of the show sitting on Oga's shoulder happily.

There was an awkward silence as one person was waiting for a question to come from the other, and the other person was wondering if he should buy a few croquettes on the way back.

Eventually, Hilda got tired of waiting. "Don't you have anything to ask me?" Her tone revealed none of her frustration and as much as she hated to admit, anxiety.

"Can we get croquettes on the way back?" Oga asked her and she had to swallow a growl.

"Your family literally just announced that we were having a large meal and you're eating rice balls right now. It seems as if your brain is as empty as your stomach." Hilda insulted and Oga scoffed. Hilda turned her head and noticed an odd look that she didn't quite recognize on his face.

"I'm only asking because apparently you're eating for two now so I was going to offer you some of my food at dinner." Oga explained, a slight blush crossing his face.

"Oh, well thank you." Hilda said, actually blushing lightly from his offer. Oga wasn't the type to willingly share food, (except with young Be'el) so it flattered her that he was willing to share with her.

"Of course. I don't want my kid to starve. Goes double for the mom." Oga said firmly. Baby Be'el nodded in approval and support. With that all three of them fell into a comfortable silence, the only sounds being the child's happy happy babbling and gurgling. Another reason why he was a worthy father to her child.

"Can I ask you something?" Oga asked after a few minutes.

"Is it important?" Hilda checked, not wanting the silence to be broken for some stupid reason like asking if they could get a meat skewer with the croquettes (which she was actually somewhat craving).

"Yeah." He affirmed.

"Then go ahead." She consented though she mentally prepared herself for an insult.

"Are you actually pregnant or did you did that to torture me?" She seemed almost stunned for a moment that he would accuse her of that but considering what had happened when he'd introduced her to his family she could understand it.

"Of course. I checked with Lamia last week and I'm four weeks along. I wouldn't lie about news as important as this to your family, you moron." Hilda said honestly.

"Then how come you're not puking everywhere?" Oga asked curiously and Hilda narrowed her eyes.

"If you're referring to the condition human women experience called 'morning sickness', that is a part of human physiology, not demon." Hilda explained. Oga nodded and was silent for a few seconds as they had to cross the street. Once across the large man decided to continue.

"Tell me, do you even want my kid?" Oga asked a little insensitively. "I mean, having a human child must seem like it's a tragedy to a demon, right?"

The demon wet nurse didn't seem insulted by the question, but she was slightly hurt that he could think she thought like that. "I'm already raising a child with you, what's one more?" She said calmly. "Besides, you're practically a demon yourself, albeit a poor-mannered one. On the other hand, you are a stronger man than most I've met, so no, I have no issues with carrying your offspring."

"But we're just raising this little guy." Oga said, pointing to the green haired spawn of a dimwit-I mean demon lord-hanging on his shoulder. "You'll actually be having and giving birth to my kid this time around. Are you okay with going through all that?" He brought his arm back to his side and kept walking slowly.

"I...believe I could stomach it. After all," Hilda smiled softly up at the taller man who was acting as a perch for her little master. "You've already proved adequate in the task of raising one demon, so I believe you're capable of raising another. Besides, I can handle the conception, I can handle the childbirth."

Oga just stared at her for a moment as they walked before sighing. "You really are a strange woman." Oga commented and Hilda smiled softly.

"Maybe so, but you are a fool for impregnating said strange woman."

Oga chuckled. "Ya got me there." Then, without warning, he reached out and took her hand in his larger strong one. "Come on. We should hurry up and get those groceries or Misaki's gonna chew me out."

Hilda nodded. "Yes, you're correct. I read that there are some great items on sale for today." She added. At that Oga let go of her hand and she could see he was getting pumped.

"All the more reason to hurry then. If we don't move there'll be nothing left. Let's go, baby Be'el!"

"Da-bu!" The young demon said enthusiastically and the two males went running down the street.

Seeing them act that way Hilda brought a hand down to where her womb was located. She wasn't showing now but she probably would be in about a month or so. She wondered if their child will sometimes act like an idiot like it's father. Regardless of that, she would care for it, just as she cares for the man who had stolen her heart and mind in a way unknown to even demonkind.

Knowing that idiot he would probably be there in about four minutes and she'd have to fly hard to catch up. However, as she flew, she couldn't help but envision what the child between her and Oga Tatsumi would be like.

And, how badly he was going to be pummeled by his sister when she told her that he left his pregnant wife alone in the middle of the street. Tonight was going to be fun.

That's it. That's the end.

I have a few anime one shot Ideas but this one was probably my favorite to write. Beelzebub was a great anime and it is missed.

Catch ya later! Heroverse out.