Here's a random short one-shot cause I'm bored. Lemme know if you guys like stuff like this! Half crack, half serious. Not the best written, but hope you enjoy!
Naruto didn't know why, but everytime he walked past the Uchiha district, he would hear random whispers in the wind. The only Uchiha he knew was that bastard in his class, but he heard rumors about them. That the Uchiha were a bloodthirsty clan of traitors, that the Uchiha were cultists who worshipped some dude named Jashin. Who cared about the Uchiha, he was gonna be Hokage someday! And although Naruto didn't think the whispers meant anything, he still tried to avoid the Uchiha district as much as he could, especially since he was eight. Despite being reassured by gramps that the place was fine, he could somehow smell a thin wisp of iron, some kind of rust. Though he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, Naruto knew it wasn't iron but blood. And he could hear people talking about it, about the Uchiha prodigy going wild and slaughtering his clan in a fit of madness, leaving behind his only younger brother, Uchiha Sasuke. Though Naruto knew all this, he still couldn't help venturing into the clan district one afternoon.
After classes, Naruto decided to play a prank on Sasuke. Earlier that day, they had their sparring practices, where Iruka-sensei paired him up with that bastard Uchiha. Naturally, Naruto decided to 'allow' Sasuke to beat him. Of course, I gotta let him keep his reputation, believe it!
Though Sasuke had gotten in a lucky blow, Naruto decided to prank him anyway. The bastard had a massive stick up his ass, and surely a fun prank or two would lighten his day up. So with his mind set, the young Uzumaki followed Sasuke back to the Uchiha district. Although Naruto already knew where it was, he wanted to be sure he got the right house. Prankster he may be, Naruto still had a healthy amount of respect for the dead, and especially ghosts.
"He'll never see this coming, believe it!" exclaimed Naruto. He already had several buckets of paint and balloons set up near the entrance to the Uchiha district, and the confident blond was certain he could get away before the young Uchiha survivor could spot him. As soon as Naruto saw Sasuke enter a rather large and old house, he ran back to retrieve his supplies. There was no way Naruto could let the bastard beat him without payback! Prepare for trouble! Naruto thought in his mind as he grabbed his buckets and balloons.
As unpredictable as the blond was, he did not expect what he came back to. The stone-cold Uchiha Sasuke was laughing maniacally in a triangle inside of a circle, drawn in what seemed to be red paint, or was that blood?! Naruto gulped. He had not expected this.
"Die Itachi! Die!" Sasuke viciously stabbed a doll using a kunai. The doll had jet-black eyes with a dark ponytail, and what seemed to be ANBU gear. Then suddenly, as Naruto got ready to leave in panic, Sasuke turned towards him and yelled "You're next, dead last!"