"Nah"

"Don't nah me! I'm tryin to get you a damn date Ashe!"

The two cowboys argued at the cafe at route 66. While bob went to the counter to order them drinks. Ashe numerously complained to the man how single and bored she was since she saw her old friend get together with an archer and how she wanted what he had. Yet, Ashe being Ashe, was being fairly difficult to deal with.

"I don't want just any ol' random ass guy with me Mccree! I don't need anymore of your blind date assholes on me" Ashe grunted as she glared at the laughing cowboy.

"L-look i didn't know he wasn't yer type Ashe not my fault, honest!" Jesse wiped a tear from his eye when ashe grabbed his collar to meet her face.

"Go to hell Jesse!"

"Aw and leave you here all alone? Now what kind of friend would i be if did all that?"

The cowgirl growled as she shoved him back to his chair. Bob walked back to their table and set down their drinks, tipping his hat as they thanked him. Ashe shooed him off to explore, letting them be. Jesse sipped his coffee, glancing at Ashe. Who in return, glared back.

"C'mon Ashe, this time no more games. I'm bein serious, i think the one i found for ya is perfect for someone as crazy as you"

Ashe snickered, "Oh yea? And who might that be cowboy?"

"Her name is-"

Ashe eyes went wide and spit her coffee out, wiping her mouth. "HER? What do you think i am? Gay or somethin?!"

"Well every damn time i set you up with a man, you always say no!"

"So?"

"And those men were top notch! So its either you have terrible taste or you're gay, so i'm assuming yer gay Ashe!"

"Look here Jesse, just because i support you and all, it don't mean that makes me a damn gay!"

"Oh yeah?!"

"Yeah!"

"Well let's test that lil theory of yours then! C'mere!"Jesse grabbed Ashe and pulled her closer to him. He pulled out his cellphone and clicked on a dating app, which showed Ashe's profile, making Ashe confused.

"How the hell-"

"I'm friends with Sombra remember? Now look, every single guy that matches with ya, you say no. L-look at this guy! Handsome, tall, smart, what don't ya like him?"

Ashe visibly cringed, "He's just not ma type" She crossed her arms and looked away, but bringing her eyes down as her friend continued.

"Well what about this one?"

"Who?"

"Genji"

"Ew, no"

"Wha?! Hey thats Hanzo's little brother! Show a little respect! He's not that bad!"

"Then why didn't you go out with him cowboy?"

"Ew no"

"Huh?!"

"Never mind that. What about this one, Baptiste? He's handsome, funny and the man speaks french! This guy is perfect for ya, you could use a little humor in ya damn life"

"I should beat your ass right now, Mccree"

"You know i'll win"

"And you'll know i'll fight"

"Dirty, ya always fight dirty. Always bringin out either a damn knife or gun"

"But i always put out don't I?"

"Yea yea whatever. Look Ashe, theres nothin wrong with bein gay, i mean shit i'm gay for cryin out loud" Jesse pointed to himself, but soften with he saw his friend look away. He put a hand on her shoulder, giving her a smile, letting her know everything's gonna be okay. Ashe shook her head, and stood from the booth. "I needa take a leak" She sighed as she walked away to the stalls.

The cowboy sighed, rubbing his eyes. His pants vibrated, pulling out his phone, showing his boyfriend calling.

[PHONE CALL]

"Yello?"

"Hello Jesse, is everything going alright?"

"Aww you worried bout me?"

"It's my job you fool, now tell me"

"Yea yea, everythin's alright. Ashe is just bein complicated as always, you know the drill"

Hanzo chuckled, making the cowboy smile. How did he ever get so lucky with this one.

"Oh dear, whatever did she do this time? Cause another fight? Do i need to come by to help you, honey"

Hearing him call himself honey always make the brown haired man chuckle, it always felt so out of character for him.

"No no, no need for all that sugar. I'm just tryin to set the girl up. She's always naggin to me saying she wants something like us, so i'm trying to do just that but shes makin a big deal outta nothin" Mccree explained, getting annoyed just reminding himself of earlier.

"...ah i see. Well what seems to be the problem then?"

"Well, every single guy i show her, she waves em off! And every guy looked good!"

"Every, guy?"

"Don't you worry hun, nothing is as sexy as you~"

Jeese could hear the man mumbling things in Japanese under his breath, making the cowboy smirk in victory.

"G-good... Well, why isn't she into the men you show her? They seem fine to date for a woman"

"Well ya see, thats the problem" The man put a hand over the phone and looked around if his friend returned from the bathroom, no where to be found. "I think she could be gay"

"Gay? As in lesbian? Elizabeth?"

"Yea partner, the men i showed her are all hot! Even Olivia and widow thought they were good lookin, and they're datin!"

"Hm...well why don't you find out to see if she is? Give her a test if she thinks one or the other gender she finds more appealing to the eye for her"

"Damn that's a mighty fine idea! Ya never fail to amaze me sweetheart! Oh she's comin back, i'll be home soon hun, love ya"

"Goodbye Jesse, i love you as well"

[END OF CALL]

Ashe dusted off her hands on her denim pants, and saw her friend end a phone call. "You talkin crap?"

"What? No, i was callin Hanzo. You know, my man?" Jesse scoffed as he rolled his eyes, taking a sip of his coffee.

"Yea whatever, Ima get another coffee, since i spit out mine. BOB!!" Ashe yelled for her butler, who came sprinting by. "Fetch me another coffee will ya Bob?" Ashe asked, flashing him a toothy smile. Bob nodded as he rushed to grab another coffee.

"Hey uh, Ashe?"

"What Mccree"

"Wanna play a lil game?"

"And get thrown out of another spot like this? We already got thrown outta Paris for a 'little game' of yours.

"No no, nothin like that...again. Come here and ill show ya" The bearded man patted the seat next to him. Ashe rolled her eyes and moved to his desired spot.

"Alright, now whats up? What kinda game you plannin, high noon?"

"Heh, thats a good one, came up with it in there?"

"Maybe i did, maybe i didn't" Ashe grinned, she was approached by her butler with her coffee, along with the other costumed guy. "Thanks bob, here Mccree" Ashe said as she handed it to him, who seemed nervous to accept, but shook it off when Ashe nodded in approval. The cowboy tipped his hat in appreciation, as Bob tipped his in return, and walked away to what he was previously doing. As they drank in silence, Mccree remembered what Hanzo told him and spoke.

"The game! Here look, which ones hotter"

"Really Mccree? This is the game?" Ashe scoffed as she raised a brow at him.

"C'mon! Lets play!" Jesse pulled up random pictures of men and some of women.

Mccree showed her a picture of Lucio first and looked at her with a curious face.

Ashe rolled her eyes, "He's alright"

"Handsome?"

"He's cute."

"Alright alright, what about him?"

"The bald munk? No thanks, not into skinny little things like him, sides' ain't he dating Hanzo's little brother?"

"Uh no? But i think Zen likes him" Her friend scolls to find another picture. Landing on Akande.

"The damn man would break me! Handsome, but pass"

"How about this one?" He showed her a picture of a woman this time. Making Ashe blush faintly.

"Mccree...! Why are you showing me women!" Ashe barked as she glared at her friend.

"Just answer the damn question Ashe!" Jesse rolled his eyes and shoved the phone a little closer to her.

Ashe's face turned ever so fainly more red. She stared at the phone, it was Fareeha. Ashe's eyes kept looking away then looking back down. "Y-Yea shes pretty, alright. Happy?" Ashe huffed as she crossed her arms.

"Well we ain't even finished yet, here's another one" He swiped to mei and showed his friend.

"Heh, yea she's cute" Ashe chuckled and looked up to only see Mccree smiling. "B-but she ain't ma type man!"

"No worries, how about...this one?" The cowboy's screen showed the most angelic woman she's ever seen. Making her face flush beet red.

"Holy shit? Thats a real woman? She's drop dead gorgeous" Ashe snatched his phone as he barked for it back. "Angela.. huh. Well, i'll be damned" Ashe let out a sardonic laugh as she threw the phone back to Jesse, thankfully having Mccree catch it.

"So, you are gay?"

"I mean shit, I might be! Look at her Mccree! She's fine!" Ashe laughed.

"Great! Cause i told her about you already" Mccree grinned, folding his arms. Ashe's laugh quickly came to a stop.

"...what?"

…

"Look, i was tryin to tell ya that before you blew up on me. I'm sorry Ashe, now can ya please talk to me?"

Silence.

"Are you mad? Ya look mad"

Ashe huffed, "I'm not mad"

"Your face always screws up when you're mad"

"I'm perturbed, not mad."

A few moments of silence passed.

"Ya still looked pissed"

"If you keep this shit up, i WILL be Mccree!" Ashe snapped as vein almost popped on her head. She tapped her fingers repeatedly on the booth they continued to sit in, trying to compose her anger. Jesse had helped her calm down over the years and it seemed to be working out for the both of them.

"Jesse" She muttered, "How much info did you tell this damn woman?" She asked as she stared at the man who looked up, scratching his beard. As if trying to remember. He snapped his fingers as he recalled.

"I told the gal that you were new to datin women but a real nice catch if you know how to play yer' cards right" The cowboy remarked as he looked at Ashe, who's eye twitched.

"...you made me sound like a fuckin loser man" She groaned as she put her hat over her face in shame, "Real nice goin, Jesse!"

"What? No i didn't! I also showed her a picture of you and I, she said you were a real fine sight in fact" Jesse pulled out his phone and scrolled to their messages, making Ashe peek out of her hat, raising her brow.

The man showed his best friend the phone. Ashe snatched it and looked for herself. Only to make her eyes widen as she ran through the messages.

"Ya know, I'm kinda insulted she called u hot but not me. I mean... look at me! I'm hotter than you!" Mccree shoved the white haired woman slightly and in return, received a hard punch to the arm. Making the cowboy rub it as he frowned.

"Now don't go sayin shit you'll regret man, you know what'll happen to your ass" Ashe rolled her eyes as she continued to read the messages. When a new text appears on his phone, from Angela.

"Who is it?" Mccree asked as he hovered over Ashe's shoulder.

"Its Angela"

"Lemme see"

"No"

"What?! Gimme my damn phone Ashe!"

The two cowboys fought in the little restaurant but everyone who was there, knew not to interrupt these two. Even bob. As Ashe won the fight, by fighting dirty, she decided read it aloud.

'I'm in your town actually, maybe we could meet up? Perhaps a double date? I don't have work this week due to a shortage on staff at the hospital so i'll be able to do things finally', Ashe read, "Huh, damn. Well i wouldn't want you to ruin anything so-"

"I'd want to"

"Aw hell no"

"She wanted a double date though!"

"She said perhaps!"

"Just tell the gal yes! I'll be talkin to my man anyways!"

"Alright! Fine!" Ashe mumbled profanities under her breath and she typed out a response. 'That sounds great, lets meet up at a nice restaurant so we all can know each other' Ashe huffed and showed her friend. "Happy?"

"I am in fact, yes."

"God you are in sufferable."