A/N: Unpopular opinion: this is a pretty good live-action movie adaptation. Fight me if you dare.
It seemed to be a normal, average day so far. Elyse was shown in her room with a small sigh as she looked a little bored.
"Hey, kiddo," Thor smiled. "Wanna come with me to give some news to LJ to test him for a new adventure?"
"Heh... Sure, Dad..." Elyse shrugged as she looked through one of her many books. "What's going on?"
"It's a bit of an alternate one if you know what I mean," Thor chuckled. "Let's go see him. I also know just who to send with him."
"Hmm... Alright, sounds neat." replied Elyse as she got up.
"I thought you'd like to come with me." Thor smiled.
"Sure, Dad." Elyse smiled back.
They soon walked off to the Mortal Realm where LJ and Zofia were as they looked at their mother's books.
"Man, Mom and Dad had some pre-tty hectic adventures, didn't they?" LJ remarked as he looked through.
"I should say so," Zofia replied. "I guess at least they can say they had an exciting childhood."
LJ nodded. "Not like we couldn't say that about ourselves." he replied.
"Yeah... I guess that's true..." Zofia admitted. "Like when Angelica Pickles told her cousin that he'd never have real adventures and was just a kid filled with dreams. Look at how they turned out."
"I see your point." replied LJ.
"It's been a quiet week," Zofia said. "Aside from looking after the Puppy-Cats."
Barry growled as he chewed on a coffee table leg in the background.
"You also have a letter." Two-Tone told Zofia.
"Who's it from?" Zofia asked.
"You won't like it, but it's from Hunter de Vil." Two-Tone grimaced.
"Ugh! Burn it with the rest of them." Zofia shuddered.
"Gladly," replied LJ as he tossed it into the fireplace. "Still, I need a new adventure, and fast."
"I might sit this one out if you don't mind," Zofia said. "I might visit the library."
"Sure thing, Sis," LJ smiled. "You might be the more adventurous one, but you take a break."
Eventually, a van seemed to appear from a magical portal as Thor was shown with Elyse.
"Hey, guys," LJ waved as they arrived. "What's going on?"
"I got a job offer for you." Thor smirked.
"We haven't even been in college yet!" Zofia replied from that.
"No, no... I mean a mission to go somewhere like how my uncle did with your parents." Thor clarified.
"Oh. Cool," LJ replied. "What is it?"
"Well, do you guys know about those alternate realities where this might be different from another universe?" Thor asked.
"Yeah?" The siblings nodded as they did know.
"Well, I thought maybe you'd like to check out this one that involves that girl we all know and love who can do anything: Kim Possible." Thor smiled.
"Oh, sweet!" LJ exclaimed. "Haven't heard from her in a long while!"
"Though just so you know... This Kim is different from the one you know, so she won't know you." Elyse replied.
"You sure you wanna go alone?" Zofia asked LJ. "I could probably take another day to have a mental health day."
"It's fine, Sis," replied LJ. "'Sides, you still have David to keep you company."
"Alright," Zofia said. "You take care now."
Thor scooted over a bit with Elyse to make room for LJ to sit in the van with them.
"I will, Sis." LJ replied as he climbed into the van and buckled up.
Zofia waved at him as the van soon took off with her brother in it. The van then drove off after that.
"Alright, Dave, looks like it's just you and me today." Zofia said to David.
"Yep." David nodded.
Zofia and David soon went to hang out, both wondering how to spend their day.
"Just gotta make a couple of stops first." Thor told LJ on the way away from the house.
"Fine by me." LJ replied as he settled into his chair.
"Hey, LJ." Elyse said.
"Hey," LJ replied. "How's Bluffington?"
"Pretty good," Elyse said. "Much better than Wayside School."
"I'm really sorry about that, Snookie." Thor cooed.
"Water under the bridge, Dad," Elyse replied. "Means it's in the past."
"Right." Thor said.
"So, uh, who's coming along?" LJ asked.
"I believe your Sweet Baboo who lives next door to some cats." Thor smirked.
LJ blushed. "Well, I don't call her that..." he muttered.
"I think I would," Thor chuckled. "Anyway, she's one of them."
"Kimberly as a spy... Secret Agent... Um... Dad? What exactly is Kim Possible?" Elyse soon asked. "Is she a spy or a secret agent?"
"She's actually a free-lance agent." Thor explained.
LJ nodded at that. They soon came over to Kimberly's house as she seemed to be gardening in her backyard.
LJ poked his head out the window. "Hey, Kimberly!" he waved to her.
"Huh?" Kimberly asked before looking over. "Oh! Hi, LJ. Hey... Elyse? I feel like I haven't seen you in a while."
"It definitely has been a while," Elyse nodded to that. "You busy?"
"Just gotta take care of some flowers real quick, but I'm pretty much free for the rest of the day." Kimberly smiled.
"Alright, works for me," LJ replied. "Apparently we have another mission with Kim Possible."
"Only, a different universe so she won't know you in this one." Thor added.
"You mean like that world where LJ's parents and their friends saw a lot of people they remembered from other adventures, but they all lived together, but wouldn't recognize them?" Kimberly asked.
"Pfft... That was a trainwreck..." Thor rolled his eyes slightly. "I met the Rowdyruff Boys in that world, so I told Brick and Butch to be nicer to Boomer a little, but they told me they didn't have to listen to me and to mind my own business after they asked me to play football with them."
"Those guys sound like buttholes." LJ replied bluntly.
"Mm..." Thor replied. "Not to mention that blonde girl who beat up anybody who got in her way while her girlfriend just sat there some of the times, though sometimes she did speak out."
"I guess at least she did sometimes," Kimberly shrugged. "Though if LJ beat someone up just for sick thrills, I'd probably never go out with him again."
"Hey, I would never be that kinda guy!" LJ remarked. "I'd only do it if they wouldn't quit annoying my friends!"
Kimberly kissed his cheek with a small smile. "I know you would."
At the Mazinsky/Rivera house, Raul looked a bit bored as Martin and Jenny hung out a bit.
"I wish I could be a gargoyle sometimes." Jenny smirked.
"Me too," Martin added. "That would be SO cool..."
"I'm bored..." Raul sighed. "I wish I had something to do."
"Well, maybe you could hang out with your favorite cousins?" Jenny suggested.
"My only cousins." Raul murmured from that.
"Either way." Martin replied.
"Hmm..." Raul shrugged.
Thor's van began to drive by the house. Eventually it pulled into the driveway, and the Mazinsky/Rivera kids came to the window to get a better look.
"Hey, kids, whatcha up to?" Thor asked them.
"Up to?" Martin asked.
"Up to?" Jenny added.
"Up to?" Raul concluded. "Nothing exciting that's for sure."
"So I can see..." LJ replied. "Anyway, we have a mission."
"Mission, eh?" Raul smirked. "Mind if I tag along?"
"Subtly is not your strong suit, kiddo," Thor smirked back. "I thought you'd probably like to come along."
"PLEASE!" Raul replied. "I've never been so bored!"
Thor chuckled a little from that. "You two wanna come too?" he then asked the Mazinsky twins.
"Eh, why not?" Jenny shrugged. "We've just been reading Mom's old journal from when she was a kid."
"Especially whe she met Dad and Aunt Lu on the Albonquetine Island." Martin added.
The twins soon came along with their cousin as Thor soon decided to take that time to send them away at warp speed in the van to a brand new adventure.
Soon, the van arrived near a factory.
"Alrighty then," said LJ. "Wonder what's going on here?"
"Let me check real quick..." Thor said as he took a look at his crystal ball.
"Better hurry." Raul replied.
"Don't worry," Thor told him. "Okay, here's the sitch."
Elyse chuckled a bit from her father's choice of words.
"Ha, ha," Thor playfully rolled his eyes before he explained why they came to a factory. "A big-deal slime scientist has been captured by the evil Professor Dementor, and someone's gotta save him."
"Then I guess that's where Kim and Ron come in." noted LJ.
"Oh, yeah," Thor replied. "Along with some helpers if they're interested."
"Guess it's Turbo Tigre time." Raul smirked as he decided to step in.
"As well as the rest of us," LJ replied as he nodded to Kimberly. "Let's go for it."
Kimberly nodded back as she looked thrilled with the adventure.
"All right," Thor smiled. "You guys get ready. Kim and Ron should be here any minute. Just remember that they won't know you in this universe, so when you go talk to them, make a good first impression."
"Right!" The young group replied as they went off.
"Okay, Dad? Don't flip out... But I'm gonna go with them." Elyse said.
"Oh, Elyse..." Thor frowned. "It might be dangerous for you."
"Dad..." Elyse rolled her gray eyes. "I'll be okay. They'll be with me."
"Hmm... Okay..." Thor pouted. "But be careful!"
"Dad, you know I will." replied Elyse as she climbed out of the car.
Thor nodded as he went away briefly. Elyse soon came out to join the others as someone seemed to be flying through the sky.
"Looks like we got company," Jenny said. "I guess at least it's not Action Guy so Mom won't get jealous." she chuckled bashfully.
"Yep." Martin replied as the jetpack rider landed and took off her helmet, revealing she was a green-eyed teenage girl with orange-red hair.
"I need back-up!" A man called out as he ran to the scene.
The redheaded girl ran towards the man and flew with flips in the air with her jetpack before kicking the man down flat on the ground.
"Cool... I wanna learn how to do that." Elyse smirked.
"Take a number, and get in line," LJ replied. "You're not the only one."
Five other guys soon surrounded Kim, but of course, that would be no problem for her. The men growled as they got ready to fight as they ran towards Kim.
Kim started up her jetpack and soon let it fly off without her to take out the guys who soon got hit by it and fell in the middle of the ground. "You kids should probably get out of here," she then told LJ and the others. "It's not safe out here."
"Nothing doing, we came to help!" LJ replied.
"And we're more than capable of handling ourselves in a combat situation," Raul added. "It just looks like you have things handled so far."
"Hmm..." Kim paused from that.
"Well, if that's Kim, where's Ron?" Kimberly pondered to herself.
Two guys soon grabbed a hold of Kim's arms and pulled her to the edge of the bridge until they heard someone freaking out while flying through the sky, but looked like he had a hard time of controlling his own jetpack.
"There he is." The Mazinsky twins collected.
Ron yelled out as he crashed nearby, then stumbled to his feet. "False alarm! I'm okay!" he replied, clutching his head. "...Mostly, I mean."
Kim looked very happy to see her best friend/sidekick.
"Who're these guys?" Ron asked.
"I'm... Not sure..." Kim replied. "They just showed up from nowhere."
"We came to help," replied LJ. "On account of Professor Dementor having captured that slime scientist and holding him in the factory."
"You know about that?" Kim asked.
"It's a long story, but we promise, it'll be worth it." Kimberly replied.
"Well... Okay..." Kim said. "But don't say I didn't warn you. This isn't a game, you know."
"Trust me, these guys know all about adventures." Elyse remarked coolly.
"Yep," nodded LJ. "Now to save the scientist from this sinister, slime-drenched scheme!"
"Alright then," Kim said. "Let's go. Ron, be careful."
"Oh, come on," Ron smiled nonchalantly. "I'm always careful."
"Right, because that landing was definitely a careful one." Kim chuckled.
"So I hit a blind spot," Ron shrugged. "Sue me."
"Let's move out, gang." Kim said as they dashed off then.
A beep soon went off as Kim took out a device to see another friend of hers trying to communicate with her.
"Kim? I've got a target lock," The boy spoke up as he was going to send her some information. "Here, uh, see for yourself."
"That's our friend, Wade," Kim told the others as if they didn't know. "Resident tech genius. He graduated from college when he was 10."
"Professor Dementor has the scientist chained up on Level 6," Wade informed urgently. "You better hurry!"
"Will do, Wade." LJ replied as the communications link closed.
"Come on, guys," Kim remarked. "Let's do this."
They soon dashed off to get going as they all had a mission.
Meanwhile, inside the factory, the evil Professor Dementor was holding said slime scientist prisoner. He took an inky black substance and poured it over a globe of the Earth which began to smelt it, much to his delight. He let out an evil cackle as the scientist looked horrified of the circumstances. "Success! The world is mine!" he then beamed.
However, suddenly, the substance went from inky black to a glittering pink color.
"What? What? What?" Professor Dementor complained. "Why is it turning all pink and sparkly?"
"I don't know, it's probably just a byproduct of the disintegration process." The scientist suggested nervously.
"I cannot take over the world with the pink and the sparkles!" Professor Dementor glared. "Everybody will make the fun."
"How? They'll all be disintegrated." The scientist remarked.
"As will you, Dr. Smarty-Pants," Professor Dementor smirked as he signaled his goons to dispose of the scientist. "Now... Engage the painfully slow descending hook into your slimy doom."
The goons nodded, and began lowering the scientist into the slime vat.
"Please, please don't do this!" The scientist cried out. "Please, be reasonable. Please, get me out of here!"
Luckily, help was on the way as Professor Dementor laughed wickedly as the vent door was kicked down by Kim.
"This way." Raul said as he rushed down with the others as they heard the villain's laughter.
The scientist yelped as he was being lowered with a chain into the bubbling slime down below. Just then, the group burst inside. Kimberly used her rainbow ropes to grab the scientist and pull him to safety.
"Slime's up, Dementor." remarked LJ.
The scientist looked bewildered from the rainbow ropes, but looked thankful to see that help had come for him.
"Fraulein... Possible?" Professor Dementor gasped before calling out to his henchmen. "Get her! Go! Go! Go!"
The henchmen soon filed out to go after the heroic group. Turbo Tigre clawed the henchmen's suits to ribbons, while LJ body-slammed them and tossed them around.
"Are you okay?" Kimberly smiled at the scientist as she brought him to safety.
"Yes, I think so," The scientist replied. "Who are you kids?"
"Just a group who are doing their job for the side of good." Kimberly saluted bravely.
"I think we got 'em." remarked LJ, dusting his hands off.
"Nice work," Kimberly smiled. "Those body-slams were like your cousin Akito whenever he helps out on adventures."
LJ blinked, having not exactly noticed that. "Huh... Thanks." he replied.
"I'm sure he'd be proud of that." Kimberly said.
LJ shared a smile to her as they had a little moment together.
"It's bad enough that Possible and her sidekick are here, now I have to deal with you rejects?!" Professor Dementor glared.
"Watch who ya call rejects, pal," remarked LJ. "Think you're so tough with your sparkly slime pit?"
Professor Dementor growled from that.
"I figure a villain like you would use black slime to match your heart." Jenny chuckled.
"But for some reason it's pink!" Martin cackled as he rolled around on the ground.
"Argh! Get them too!" Professor Dementor called out for his other henchmen.
The henchmen groaned in pain, having been either thrashed or having their clothing slashed to ribbons.
"I think they're a little tied up." Elyse chuckled.
"Not cool..." Professor Dementor glowered.
"Perhaps you should be next." Elyse smirked.
"Good idea!" Kimberly replied, typing up Professor Dementor in more of her rainbow ropes.
"Get off of me!" Professor Dementor growled.
"Some rainbows to go with your pink slime." Kimberly giggled.
"Good one, Kimberly," LJ chuckled. "Now to contact the authorities so they can deal with Dementor."
"I guess I was wrong about you kids," Kim said to them. "You're not so bad."
"And your skills are most impressive, Miss Possible," LJ replied, shaking her hand. "Perhaps we could be a formidable team."
"Probably," Kim replied. "What did you say your names were?"
The group introduced themselves to Kim and Ron.
"Well, it's good to meet you guys," Kim said. "It helps with my crazy life of waking up, going to school, and saving the world."
"Been there, still there and doing that." Raul replied.
"C'mon, Doc, let's get you out of here." said Kim.
"No, I can't," The scientist replied. "There's a world-ending supply of deadly slime here, and we need to destroy it so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands."
Kim pondered for a while on what to do before she called her expert. "Wade, I know we gotta fly, but I need you to see if there's a self-destruct button anywhere." she said as Ron seemed to lean against a wall.
"Self-destruct sequence initiated," A computerized voice said. "Enjoy your death."
"Found it." Ron smiled sheepishly.
"Guess that's our cue to exit," replied LJ, as Professor Dementor had made his way to his escape pod.
"Such a shame," Professor Dementor then smirked. "It would appear that I have ze only escape pod!"
"We gotta stop him!" Raul glared.
"No need," Kim replied as she had a back-up plan. "Hey, Wade. Re-route that puppy to the nearest police station."
"With pleasure." Wade smirked as he did as he was told.
Professor Dementor laughed until he saw he was being arranged for a new destination. "What... Wait?" he then panicked as he took off to the police station. "Nein, no! No! Nooooo!"
"I don't know what it is about this guy," Elyse smirked as she crossed her arms. "He's pure evil, but he's pretty hilarious."
"Probably his voice," Martin shrugged. "Just a guess, though."
"Oh, well," Elyse shrugged back. "Bye-Bye, Bad Guy."
"Kim, 30 seconds 'til self-destruct." Wade warned.
"Then we'd better jet too!" Raul exclaimed.
"We gotta go, come on," Kim said as she brought out a jetpack for the scientist. "Take this. Ron and I can share."
"And from now on, I will only use my slime for the good of humanity." The scientist promised as they were soon outside to leave the factory.
"Maybe the occasional kids' award show." Ron suggested.
Everyone shared a small look, though Raul chuckled a bit from that with an inside joke.
"Drone mode, Wade," Kim signaled. "Let's get Dr. Glopman to safety."
"Can do." Wade replied.
Kim pressed the center button on the harness, and Dr. Glopman was suddenly flown through the air via jetpack, off to safety.
"Uh... Kim?" asked Ron. "Remember what happened to our only other jetpack?"
Kim looked at him before looking over the bridge to find the jetpack a bit far out to the nearby cliff. There was also a series of explosions not too far off from them.
"Okay. I have a plan," Kim said. "Wade, remote fire Ron's jetpack."
"On it!" Wade replied.
"Hey, Kim? When I told you that one time I'd jump off a cliff for you?" Ron spoke up nervously. "I didn't expect it to happen."
"Can't someone magic up jetpacks for all of us?" Kimberly asked LJ and Elyse.
LJ cracked his knuckles. "Hmm... I guess I can try." he replied, snapping his fingers and making rocket packs for the others.
"Great..." Kimberly said. "Let's get out of here too."
They soon all went to take off together away from the bridge as the explosions struck with a wave of black slime splashing out right behind them. Kim caught the flying jetpack as she rode on it away with Ron as he looked a bit scared from the situation.
"COWABUNGA!" LJ whooped. "And, cue the theme song!"
"Theme song?" Kim and Ron asked out of confusion.
There soon seemed to be a theme song as a movie introduction began as they escaped from the factory.
"I'm your basic average girl, and I'm here to save the world; you can't stop me 'cuz I'm Kim Possible~" sang Kimberly as a montage played. "There is nothing I can't do; When danger calls, just know that I am on my way (know that I am on my way); It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble, if you just call my name: Kim Possible!~"
"Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me, when you wanna page me it's okay~" Jenny joined in. "I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring! Doesn't matter if it's day or night, everything is gonna be alright!, Whenever you need me, baby: call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me!~"
"Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when~" Elyse sang.
"I will be there with you 'til the very end~" Jenny added.
"In danger or trouble, I'm there on the double, You know that you always can call Kim Possible, Yeah, yeah~" Kimberly sang.
"So, what's the sitch?" Kim asked within the song.
"Call me beep me, If you wanna reach me~" Jenny and Kimberly sang together.
