I approached the white-haired man standing by his lonesome; I could tell by the look in his distant and sparkling golden eyes that he was the man for me. As I grew nearer, the white-haired man turned towards me. His expression of pure confusion stunned me as I took in his godly visage.
"Hello, my name is Regulus Corneas, and I noticed that you were drawing closer to me. I was wondering why you would come closer to me and stare at me with such a lust-filled expression; you're unnerving me and trampling upon my rights to stay nerved. If you were hoping to talk with me, then I am expecting the bare minimum of you being able to keep your emotions in check. Do you have any idea the kind of trauma having someone oggle you can cause? Of course, since I'm a perfect being without want and desire, I understand that the masses cannot comprehend my thoughts and words, but why would I need to lower myself to their level? That is an infringement of my rights, and my rights should not be infringed since it's my right not to have my rights be infringed. I suggest you correct your behavior and take my words to heart; after all, it is my duty as a perfect and desireless being to teach the ignorant and knowledgeless masses. It is simply a right of mine, and no one has the right to argue against my right."
At the mention of his name, my heart lept for joy. As each word of his bell-like rant left his lips, I could feel myself being drawn closer and closer to him. I couldn't help it anymore; this man was exactly what I needed in my life.
"If you're going to talk to someone, the least you could do is give your name; that is common decency and is the bare minimum required for following the etiquette of conversatio-"
That heavenly voice took me off guard for a moment. How could I forget to tell him my name? I can't believe I offended this wonderful man to such a degree.
"I-I, no. My name is " I stuttered out between nervous breaths.
The man's face quickly turned from confusion mixed with annoyance to pure unadulterated rage.
"While it pleases me that you can actually follow the bare minimum requirement of telling me your name, you completely ignored my right to not being cut off while I was talking. As I said, I am well aware that the masses are ignorant of such social cues; however, even they should know that it's rude to cut off someone while they are speaking. Do you really intend not to learn anything that I'm trying to help you with?"
The man, Regulus Corneas, glanced towards my face. I couldn't help but blush furiously as our eyes meet.
"And why do you still have that lustful expression?" Boomed out the angered and roaring words of Regulus Corneas.
" Do you not understand how rude you are being? How many rights you are trampling upon? No, this is unacceptable, and you are unrecoverable. You shouldn't be allowed to keep existing in this world, you will simply trample on the rights of someone else, and I would be trampling on my own right of 'not disciplining the ignorant masses' if I let you go. No, I need to punish you for your bad behavior. And * to teach you * and * but *blah blah blah* rights *blah blah blah* you *blah blah blah* lust *blah blah blah blah* kill-"
Though I heard his words, they simply passed by without actually registering. It sounded like a heavenly melody as they ringed through my ears. The beautiful white-haired man looked enraged, and I agreed. How couldn't I be upset that it took us this long to meet each other?
"*blah blah blah blah* love *blah blah blah blah* you *blah blah blah blah* it's my right *blah blah blah blah*."
My eyes widened; I could have just sworn he said he loves me. I don't know what to do, I just met him, and this is all progressing so fast. I can't get rid of this warm and happy feeling in my gut. How to respond, how should I confess back to him? No, I should keep it simple. He seems like the kind of guy who likes quick non-eloquent replies.
"*blah blah blah blah* and I hope you learn you-"
"I love you too, Regulus." The words were yelled out from the center of my soul
Silence pervaded our surroundings, a look of pure bewilderment spreading across Regulus's face. He seemed to be at a loss for words, speechless. And how couldn't he be? We both confessed to our mutual love; it seemed too much for the white-haired man to take in.
As we stood in silence, the sun had begun to set. It was a picturesque moment. The man slowly started to register what he had heard and shook off whatever disbelief he had remaining.
Regulus had never encountered someone as oblivious as this, and so, he knew there was only one thing he could do in this situation.
Regulus let out a sigh while looking at the person in front of him, and as if touched by a particular cat-eared stand, the person blew up into a shower of red.