Strip Poker, an evangelion fanfic

Strip Poker

Story by A Writer With No Name

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters used, nor the show Neon Genesis Evangelion. This is a work of fan-based fiction, please support the official release.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have been trying for YEARS to produce an amazing Asuka x Shinji series. Though, it seems that all I can really do these days is write cute WAFF fics. I hope you enjoy it.

"So...explain to me the rules again?" Shinji asked, his face slightly turning red.

"Oh don't be embarrassed, Shinji. Here!"

Asuka then handed him a cheater card from the deck that showed off the different types of suits and pairs. Shinji stared at it for a minute, then looked right back up to Asuka. He cracked a tiny smile, the kind that she couldn't help, but love.

"Okay, I got it. Though I got to admit. Looking at you right now makes me want to show you how much I love you. Who knows how long I can contain myself after you start strip teasing me."

Asuka laughed softly at that, because she was thinking of that as well. She and him were one and the same. It was a Saturday evening and everything from dinner to homework was finished. What was their left to do aside from watching TV/playing video games or finding fun new ways to show their love? Yet, here they were trying out Strip Poker for the first time. What brought them here to begin with? Well….

Shinji arrived at his shared apartment home around late afternoon.

"Everyone! I'm hom-MMPH!" Shinji was interrupted by the full force of the Red Demon tackling and pinning him up against the wall. Following that up with a flurry of kisses were guaranteed to leave a few marks. Granted Shinji didn't mind as he returned the favor. After about five minutes of making out in the open door way. The two of them reached out to close the door by pushing the door button.

Since both of them were doing the same action, once the door was closed they locked their hands together. After that, they pulled back their heads and gazed into each other's eyes.

"What took you so long, Baka?" Asuka asked in a soft friendly voice.

Despite using her old insult to hint at her being slightly angry at Shinji coming home later than usual. She couldn't help, but be happy at her boyfriend's return. Especially since she used said time to finish all her homework, that meant all she had to do was help him out with his and then...well.

"You're not going to believe this. You really aren't." Shinji said

"Hit me with your best shot." Asuka followed it up, smirking.

"I got detention."

"Huh!? For what!?" Asuka said, pulling back surprised. "How could the most soft spoken and friendly boy in Tokyo-3 possibly get detention?

"I bumped into the Principal, and accidently spilled his coffee all over his clothes."

"And he forced you to serve a detention right then and there!?"

"Yeah, he simply straight up shouted the word 'DETENTION' at the top of his lungs. And pointed down the hallway. I followed suit because you had already taken off to scout out the place. I'm guessing Misato is working late."

"Very late, it's a shame that two hours of that time has been wasted on the Principal being in a bad mood. God Damn baka!"

"Me or him?"

"Who do you think?" she answered, following it up by kissing him once again. Then pulling him with her to their kitchen.

"Alright, let's get your homework done so we can finally do something interesting."

"Already done."

A brief silence fell over the room as Asuka put the pieces together.

"Huh, I guess that's one plus to the Principal's Dinner Theater."

Shinji this time pulled Asuka in for a kiss. To which he followed it up, by dancing with her for a minute. Then looking deep into her eyes yet again.

"Gehen Sie eine Dusche meine Liebe. Ich koche uns etwas Schönes. (Go take a shower my love. I'll cook us something nice.)" he said in his flawed, but cute german accent.

He felt Asuka shiver and her entire body warm up with excitement.

"Oooo, ich liebe es, wenn du so redest. (Oooo, I love it when you talk like that.)"

She broke away and ran toward the bathroom. To which she closed the door before winking at her love.

'Mine Gott, I'm the luckiest person on Earth.' Both of them thought before focusing on something else.

ONE DINNER LATER

Shinji was in the bathroom brushing his teeth, when he noticed he still had something in his pocket. A deck of cards he "borrowed" from the study hall. It was lying next to a public computer. Probably left behind by one of the janitors or teachers. Might as well take it as a souvenir.

Though there was no real use for it now. He didn't know any card games. So this was basically as useful as a doorstop. As he walked out of the bathroom, he thought the doorstop idea was pretty funny. So that's what he was going to use it as, but he made the correct choice of walking past Asuka.

"Hey, where are you going?" she asked.

"Oh, I got this deck of cards. I picked it up in the detention room. Though I don't know any card games."

"Really!?" Asuka lit up, and ran over to Shinji. She pulled him into the room and sat him down on the ground.

"What are we doing?" Shinji asked.

"I'm going to show you how to play...strip poker." Asuka said with a wink.

Shinji's eyes went wide, and his face became red. Though he started to smirk like Asuka did.

"Alright, let's hope luck is on my side. What are the rules?"

ONE RULE EXPLANATION LATER

Shinji's confidence had faded a little.

"So...explain to me the rules again?" Shinji asked, his face slightly turning red.

"Oh don't be embarrassed, Shinji. Here!"

"Okay, I got it. Though I got to admit. Looking at you right now makes me want to show you how much I love you. Who knows how long I can contain myself after you start strip teasing me."

Asuka laughed softly at that, because she was thinking of that as well.

"Think of it as an experiment. With good results, no matter what the outcome is."

"Alright...um, deal the cards I guess."

Asuka smirked, and dealt the cards. She was more confident than ever. While she wasn't the biggest poker expert, she knew which pair beat what. All she had to do was burn the right cards, and victory was hers. And it would be satisfying….why not sweeten the deal?

"If one of us has a massive divide between our results. Like a Royal Flush vs. a Pair, the loser not only has to take off two pieces of clothing. They have to dance while doing it too."

This caught Shinji off guard, and made him gasp so hard. His nose began to bleed. He wiped the tiny amount of blood away, but Asuka sure as hell noticed.

"HA! I finally got you!" Asuka broke out into laughter.

"Damn, well...let's just say it's been a fantasy of mine."

After catching her breath from laughing, Asuka responded.

"All you have to do is ask." she said with a nice smile. She then leaned over and kissed him. Handing him a tissue and pointing down to their card, so they could start the game.

Shinji nodded and picked his cards up. The two of them stared each other down as they burned the cards they didn't need. Shinji knew about the term "poker face". So he hid his mouth, that was grimacing at what cards he was getting, behind the cards. Asuka was confident, but she didn't show it. She had a stone face. And gathered her cards with ease, while trying to peak over Shinji's card shield to see his face.

Though she failed, it didn't matter. She got what she needed for the first round. Shinji didn't know the game well enough, so all she needed was a one pair.

"Alright sweetie, cards down." she said. Placing her cards down on the carpeted floor.

It was a pair of threes, nothing much, but something.

Shinji then gasped with relief.

"Woo, alright. Pair of Kings."

Asuka looked down and let her stone face crack.

"Damn!" she said while snapping her fingers.

Shinji then put his hand up in a finger gun form.

"Alright hotstuff, off with the shoes." Shinji said in a bad western american accent. Asuka played along.

"Oh no, don't hurt little old me." she said with her hands in the air. While she kicked her shoes off, one went right into Shinji's face. As Shinji flinched, she pulled out her own finger gun.

"BANG BANG!"

"Aw!" Shinji then spread out on the floor. For a couple of seconds he was silent. Then tuned in.

"I still won." he said.

Asuka made a sour face as Shinji sat up. She was going to get him this time.

She dealt the cards again. This time focusing hard on her cards. She stuck with that concentrated face, while glaring back up at Shinji. He took it as a minor threat, so...he didn't feel guilty when all he had was a Jack High. They laid their cards down, and Shinji secretly breathed another sigh of relief.

"Pair of Aces, baby!" Asuka exclaimed, sticking her arms up in the air.

Shinji simply smiled as he took off his shoes and placed them to the side.

"Alright Baka, we're even. Now don't go easy on me, you want to see me dance don't you?"

Shinji perked up again, and let his mind slip.

"Yes." he said in a desperate yet loving tone.

"Good, cause I want to see you do it too."

Asuka dealt another pair of cards. This time Shinji tried to keep as calm of a face as possible. Though his eyes gave everything away...or were they? Asuka saw his eyes as looking desperate, especially as Shinji traded in four of his cards. Asuka ended up with two pairs of threes and fives. A pretty lucky break.

"Beat that kid." she said in another mockingly bad wild west tone. As she laid down her cards.

Shinji simply stared her up and down, from her cards to her smirking face. And when he looked at his cards, he grinned a guilty smile. So, he laid his cards down.

"Royal flush."

Asuka couldn't believer eyes, and she made it known.

"HOW!" she exclaimed. "HOW IN FLYING F! #, DID. YOU? I!"

Shinji in response, held up the cheater card to his side. Smiling as best he could without breaking out into laughter.

"I got lucky...I'm pretty used to it."

"Oh!? You're used to it, are you!?" Asuka said, getting up in his face so he would back up. Though Shinji held his ground, he didn't mind her being this close. Even if she was pissed off.

"You lost the last time. Remember that!" she said while poking him.

Shinji took her hand, held it up to his mouth and kissed it.

"I wasn't referring to my luck with cards." Shinji said, while gazing into her eyes. His eyes were soft and welcoming. The kind that easily broke down Asuka's front of being pissed. She slowly started blushing, until she couldn't take it anymore. She hugged him, and kissed him on the neck.

"That was awesome. You got a royal flush in your first ever poker game." she said while looking at him with a new sense of respect and love. Shinji simply enjoyed being lost in her gaze. Brushing her hair back, and feeling the urge to start making out with her. She sensed this, and took action by deep kissing him first. After a while, she pulled back while giving him a seductive look.

Shinji did everything he could to contain his lustful emotions, as Asuka backed up and stepped on top of their table. She danced like the strippers do in movies. Emphasizing her legs, boobs and puckering her mouth open. She reached down and removed her socks, which she threw to the side. Didn't want Shinji to be smelling her stinky feet. Then she removed her shirt all while shaking her hips.

Shinji's brain pretty much stuck right then and there. He did retain some motter functions though, because when Asuka threw her shirt at him. He ripped it off his head quicker than any action he ever did in his life. His wide eyes and open mouth pulled Asuka out of her act. She couldn't help, but laugh at her boyfriend ogling her. Granted, she did just strip for him. Though that was the name of the game.

She came down from the table, pinched Shinji's nose, and kissed him again. Only to pull back a second later, and criss-cross her legs. Picking up her cards, along with his and the deck. And started dealing a new hand. Shinji slowly, but surely came back down to planet Earth. Though his eyes were still firmly planted on Asuka. Whose assets had grown over the years, and were pretty hard to ignore. He knew, however, that if he wanted to see more of her. He'd need to keep playing. So with shakey...everything, he continued the game.

The two continued the game in silence, mainly because Asuka was trying desperately to contain her laughter. And Shinji was focusing on four things at once. His cards, Asuka's beautiful face, and one on the left along with one on the right. Together the two starred each other down, until both of them had gone through their turns.

"Oh...k-k-k-kay….wh-wha-what do yo-you have." Shinji stuttered out.

With a giggle, Asuka let her cards fall to the floor. The scattered card hand showed nothing but a:

"Jack High, you probably got another flush with that shaky voice. Interested in seeing more?" she said, leaning in and winking. Her two arms pressing her assets together.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…. *slap*" Shinji slapped himself to focus.

"Pair of fours, nothing special!" he blurted out. Now sitting up straight and placing his card hand on the floor. For a second, Asuka looked at the ground in disbelief. And in that second, Shinji noticed her look of disappointment. So, being the best boyfriend in the world. He proposed that:

"I should give myself a handicap, maybe remove my two shirt layers?"

This caught Asuka's attention, who gave Shinji a nice smile and got real close to him.

"Shinji, I'll beat you fairly, and to be honest with you. I too would probably lose my mind if I was looking at you shirtless."

"Now!" she exclaimed while standing up.

She stood prominently with her waist and beltline in Shinji's face.

"Take it off winner, but don't go too far."

Shinji smiled and laughed as he took off his girlfriend's shorts. Revealing her smooth satin panties. When the shorts fell to her feet, she kicked them off and guided Shinji's head with her finger. To look up at her face. She smirked at his dumb smile, kissed him on the four head, and then sat down on the ground. Keeping her eyes on him to make sure that, if he made the first move. She could properly react and make sure she was in charge.

Shinji looked at his cards for only a couple of seconds at a time. He mainly wanted to keep his eyes on the naked beauty in front of him. It wasn't uncommon for him to see her naked around this hour, though it was slightly painful to do nothing about it. Aside from playing a game that he knew was solely based on luck. So how long was he going to be sitting here?

The cards were dealt and another turn passed the two by. The answer to Shinji's question was partially answered.

"Pair of 4s." Asuka said.

"*sigh* Pair of 7s." Shinji responded.

"GOD DANG IT! Am I going to lose all night!?"

"Again, we can give me a handicap."

"OH NO! You are getting your reward! And you're going to enjoy it."

Asuka got up and grabbed a blanket that was laying on their couch. She covered herself with it, then pushed Shinji to the floor. She could feel his heartbeat moving faster and faster. She could feel it more as she covered both of them with the blanket. Rubbing herself against him, feeling his hands move across her body. Their kiss was more deep and intense, though her hands couldn't be found. Until Shinji noticed them undoing her bra strap.

"Take it off, with your teeth." Asuka whispered into his ear.

She then pushed his head down toward her chest. As gentle as he could be, he bit the center of her bra and pulled it off. She immediately pulled back, wrapping herself in the blanket while giving Shinji a seductive look.

"If you want to see more, then you're going to have to win." she said.

"I feel like I win either way. Considering the circumstances." Shinji responded back.

"Oh, we're not quitting. You're going to play this out."

"If you insist." Shinji said as he shuffled as best he could. Then dealt out another hand.

The two were practically shaking as they played their cards. Soon though they had played their hands, and again Asuka was disappointed in herself.

"Two pair vs. Ace High? Gott this is not my night." Asuka said as she hit her forehead.

"My offer for two pieces of clothing still stands." Shinji offered.

"What are you talking about? You won!" she answered, as her hands shuffled behind the blanket. Then tossed her panties into his lamp. Right as she was about to open her blanket up, Shinji stopped her.

"You're still wearing that blanket."

Asuka thought for a minute, got a slight smile. Then took him up on the offer.

"Alright, your funeral."

"Ha, I couldn't be more alive." he said throwing out his arms. Before sitting back down.

They dealt another hand, and beyond all odds.

"YES!" Asuka cried, as her pair of aces beat Shinji's pair of eights. "FINALLY!"

"Alright, darling. You got more than you bargained for." Shinji said, standing up and stripping his socks and shirt. All while doing his own dance that emphasized his chest, muscles, and…..mentionables. It left Asuka's jaw hanging down.

"Damn, since when have you gotten so fit?"

"Training." he said while giving her a sexy look.

"Oh, well, keep working out. And remember, push past your limit to get the best result." she then winked.

"Alright, deal a new hand."

They played another, and then.

"WOO! DOUBLE!" Asuka shouted and stuck her hands up. Because of that, her blanket nearly fell off. She caught it just in time, and gave Shinji a semi-judgeful glance. He saw right through it, as he laid his pair of fours down next to Asuka's pair of tens.

Shinji paid back Asuka for before, by throwing his undershirt on her face. Asuka couldn't help, but giggle as she flung that shirt off her face. To see him strip off his pants, seeing every part of him that she wanted to see from the beginning.

"Alright, one more and you get to see everything." Shinji teased her.

"Like I haven't before?" she said while dealing out the hand to decide it all.

They couldn't have played through it quicker. Laying down their cards at almost light speed. To reveal….

"Damn." both of them said, as they looked down. Asuka had a full house, three threes and two tens. Only for it to be outdone by Shinji's four of a kind….Aces.

"What are the odds of that?" Shinji asked.

"Probably the same as us getting together." Asuka jokes.

"Don't say that...you make it seem like we were destined to be alone forever."

"Oh, I never intended it like that and you know it." she said while grabbing his hand and pulling him in for another deep kiss. The two stayed like that, standing up to pull them closer to each other. They broke for a minute to look into each other's eyes. Then Asuka broke the silence.

"Come to bed Shinji, it's cold without you next to me."

"Like I would ever leave you alone."

Asuka gripped Shinji's hand and pulled him into their bedroom. And in the beautiful midnight glow of the moonlight. Shinji gazed upon the most beautiful sight in the world. The blanket flew off, and Asuka fell onto the bed. Her body was that of an Angel, and Shinji was the embodiment of everything she wanted. A strong and gentle soul, there to warm her and keep the nightmares away.

They embraced again, through the covers over themselves. Aside from the sweet moans and cries of ecstasy. The two could only really say a couple things to each other.

"I love you so much." and "I know, I love you too."

Epilogue

Shinji woke up around sunrise. And was met with a sight he hoped he would never see again. The other side of the bed was empty. Every time this happened, he always questioned that if the last few years. Was the best dream he had ever had. He sighed, then flipped around to see Asuka standing in sunlight, looking out the window, wearing his shirt….and only his shirt. Her skin was shining in the morning light.

She noticed him, and was about to walk over. Though he held up his hand to stop her. She looked at him confused.

"Stay there."

"Why?"

"Because the way you were standing was the most beautiful sight I had ever seen. And I don't have a camera on me, so I want to engrave it in my mind."

A loving smile spread across her face, as she reached down to unbutton her shirt.

"Let's make sure you remember it fully." she said while dropping his shirt to the floor. Then striking a sexy pose. She got the results she wanted, as Shinji's lizard brain kicked in. She squealed in anticipation as he jumped out of bed, wrapped his arms around her and pulled her down to their bed for another round.

Breakfast came late that day, and those cards from last night were still on the floor.

FINALLY! I'M DONE! You guys have no idea how long that took. I'll try working on a new long running story, or work on that Corrin x Felicia story I made. Though who knows with me.

As always…

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