Lelouch walked around a village. He had no idea where he was but he knew people had it rough. He could definetly see it in their eyes. But he ignored it. Why should he care after all. He didnt have the time nor the will power he needed. His friends said he was going to some kind of resort but this was clearly not it.

He face-palmed when he found the adress he had been searching for and seriously, what were they thinking when they send him here. He grabbed his phone. Pushed a varaity of buttons and held it next to his ear. Beep, beep, beep. " hello sir, your speaking to miranda snark of the sailing department from cruise for you. what can i do for you?" 'That is one weird name' he thought but awnsered unfased "I'd like to book a sail boat for one lelouch. Just put the name lelouch, no last name or that kind of nonsense." "Where would you like to go, or are you just planning one of those joy rides?"

He finished pretty quick but as he was about to leave the erea and head towards that *sailing department* he was stopped in his tracks. "Hey, dont leave" a weird high-pitched voice said in a very depressed manner. "You cant leave me here, all alone" lelouch turned around, expecting a young girl as he started "hey, ill come back, dont-"

He stopped. His face had taken some very weird shapes but this was by far the weirdest. "I was there when you called the sailing department you know?" It shot back in a very un pleasent kind of way. "Your a duck" he said, to shocked to say anything els. Some kind of reality check people did when something unexpected happend. "FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM CLEARLY A GOOSE" it screamed. A small white goose with an orange beak that shone in the light of the sun, two similarly colored claws or legs with a thin, also orange substance in between every one of its fingers(?).

The goose acted pretty much like a human and it looked to small to be a full grown goose. "So your a goose?" Lelouch asked. As confused as he was, he wasnt exactly normal himself. "Yes, i am and if you call me a duck ever again, i WILL kill you" it was clearly aggitated "thats more something a swan would do" lelouch commented with a flat face.

The goose did not seem amused.

It seemed to be clearing its voice so it would sound just a bit more supirior but it failed in an even bigger way lelouch had expected. "I dont know what you think is not goose about me but i will tell you one thing." It stopped to take a deep breath and continued "i will be acompanying you on your way to, wherever you are going"

"WAIT WHAT?!"

Lelouch wasnt one to scream like that easily but this definetly caught him off guard. "You heard me right, i will follow you. you dont know what its like to be a goose and let me tell you, the winters are hard" lelouch was not touched. He didnt even look like he had the bits of sympathy ayone els would have had. Instead, he seemed to have a very very dangerous look in his eyes. That goose did not know what hit it untill it was already to late.

"I already stand out to much so if you think ill let a talking goose join me anywhere at all, YOUR DEAD WRONG" the goose seemed like it was about to cry and plead but before it could do so, it was already to late. A very uncomfortable snap could be heard and the goose was now limp. Lelouch let out a small creepy laugh as he grabbed the goose by its neck. He held it in front of himself as he kept laughing. It must have looked weird but luckily no one saw.

He heard some kid in the distance. "Mom, have you seen martin, he was here just a moment ago." "No nils, just let that goose have its privacy and feed your hamster instead" the boy walked through the door of the house he had been running in front of. A look of defeat could be seen on his face, if you had a good eye for detail of course. Their house was a pretty clear distance away.

"Oh" was all lelouch could manage as he stopped laughing and silently walked a small distance into the forest to hide the body.

After that he walked to the sailing department, once again stuck thinking the name was weird. No remorse nor guilt. This was a cruel world and a dead goose was just one accemple.


Somewhere entirely different, a blue nosed reindeer found a weird looking fruit, hanging from the branch of a leafless bush. It took one bite and felt the difference immidiately.

He could speak words he wouldnt have understood and he had even started morphing after eating it. The taste was awfull thou