STAR FALL A RUDE AWAKENING/STAR ALLIES THE SNYDER CUT/THE WEIRDEST FUCKING KIRBY FANFIC EVER WRITTEN
BY PITCHERFANCIULLO
CHAPTER 2 WORLD OF MIRACLES PLANET POPSTAR
We open up on a Planet named Kuztos where two guys named Bill & Stickman are running a juice stand.
Stickman: Wow Bill I can't believe we're running a lemonade stand to make money.
Bill: Stickman this ain't no lemonade stand this is a juice stand, where we sell all types of juice cranberry, lemonade, orange, apple, you name it! We even got prune juice. My grandma needs that shit.
Stickman: Oh okay, Bill but are you sure building this juice stand right next to this evil factory is a good idea? I mean what if there's an explosion and its right where our juice stand is?
Bill:Stickman I am one hundred percent sure that that will not.
Then an explosion happens
Bill: AAAHHH GOD DAMMIT THE JUICE STAND!
Stickman: I TOLD YOU BILL!
Bill: SHUT UP STICKMAN!
Then Samus Aran came out of the smoke of the explosion running away with something in her arm while some giant alien was chasing after her.
Samus:(Gasp) Okay I got it I just gotta make it to the ship now
Robo Arm Jim: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING ARAN? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST STEAL MY DRUGS JUST LIKE THAT? I DON'T THINK SO... I'M GONNA GET YOU AND THEN I'M GONNA KILL YOU IM ROBO ARM JIM GOD DAMMIT!
Robo Arm Jim kept extending his robo arms to try and get samus but she kept dodging
Robo Arm Jim: STAND STILL HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA KILL YOU IF I CAN'T CATCH YOU?
Samus: SIMPLE QUESTION YOUR NOT GOING TO DUMBASS!
They kept running until samus saw her ship however it was on the other side of a cliff
Samus: OH SHIT!
Robo Arm Jim: HA WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW BITCH!?
Samus tried to jump the cliff but she fell however luckily her little metroid caught her and they made it back to the ship.
Robo Arm Jim: WHAT? NO FAIR GOD DAMMIT
Samus: YOU MIGHT BE FAST BUT YOU SURE ARE STUPID!
Robo Arm Jim: YEAH WILL I CAN MAKE THAT JUMP AAAAHHHH!
Robo Arm Jim tries to make the jump but fails miserably and falls.
Robo Arm Jim: GOD DAMMIT!
Samus: Thanks Mini couldn't have done it without you
Minitroid: (happy metroid noises)
They then got back into the ship and left Planet Kuztos after that mission Samus sat down to relax
Samus: God dammit I don't get paid enough for this job.
Minitroid:(metroid noises)
Samus:Oh minitroid your everytime i feel down your always here to make me happy
Minitroid:(happy metroid noises)
Samus:OH come here you
Samus hugs Minitroid and they have a nice moment until it gets interrupted by a call
Samus:(sign) Son of a bitch
Samus answers the call
Federation worker: ARAN did you get the nexo drugs?
Samus: Yep their right here
Federation worker: That's good but we got something big happening and came back to base right away.
Samus: I'm on it.
They hang up.
Samus: Well looks like we got another mission on our hands let's go.
Samus heads to the galactic federation HQ she lands her ship and heads to the command center
Federation worker: Come on come on where the hell is she!?
Then an automatic door opens up and she arrives
Federation Worker: AH there you are i've been waiting for you.
Samus: What's the problem Sir?
Federation Worker: Well actually the captain would like to talk to you about it
Samus: OH NO not him don't tell me...
?: Oh yeah baby.
Samus looks to the left to see the captain himself
Zapp Brannigan: Hello Aran Long time no see yes
Samus:(oh great) What do you want Brannigan?
Zapp Brannigan: Oh come on Sammey don't have that attitude cheer up why don't you.
Samus: How the hell can anyone cheer up when they're around some egotistical douchebag who thinks he is the greatest hero of all time but really he is a fat coward who only thinks with his DICK!
Zapp Brannigan: OH Sassy and cruel just how i like them ain't that right kif?
Kif:Oh god
Samus:Did you seriously call me here just so you could hit on me again?
Zapp Brannigan:Yes and no.
Samus:what?
Zapp Brannigan: Let's cut the crap already you see Aran there have been some rumors lately about Lord Hyness's god isn't gonna bring peace but instead is going to destroy the entire galaxy and we have heard some proof of this coming from these three guys.
Zap then pulls out a hologram showing pictures of Magolor, Taranza, and Susie.
Zapp Brannigan: These three have proof of this rumor however Ridley has kidnapped them and has taken them to planet zebes where they are being held prisoners so we are sending you on a little rescue mission think you can handle it?
Samus: Please i've handled shit in the past that was way worse than this.
Zapp Brannigan: Good and then maybe after you and I could go out for dinner?
Samus punches Zapp in his face.
Zapp Brannigan :(moaning in pain)
Kif: Sir please stop trying to make Leela Jealous she hates you and love's Fry get over it.
So then samus gets in her suit and takes off to the mission meanwhile back on planet popstar Kirby and the gang are trying to find Meta Knight.
Nesp: WAIT A MINUTE you're telling me your friends with META KNIGHT? The same Meta Knight who fought in the GALACTIC WARS!
Kirby:Yep
Nesp: OH MY GOSH i am a star warrior! sorry im getting a little overwhelmed anyway so where is Meta Knight?
Kirby: Oh well you see Meta Knight left Dreamland to go training.
Nesp: Oh well where did he go?
Kirby: Well that's just it he's a pretty mysterious guy and he didn't tell us exactly where he went but he did take me to a few places to train my sword skills and here they are
Kirby then hands Nesp a list of the places they were Friendly Fields. Reef Resorts. Echo's Edge. and Nature's Navel.
Kirby: He could be in either one of those places.
Bandee:And it will probably take us all day to find him!
Waddle Doo: Not if we split up here's the plan; Dedede & Escargoon will search for him in Friendly Fields. Rick, Kine, Coo, Gooey, and Marx will search for him in Reef Resorts. Myself, Bandee, Bugzzy, Adeleine, and Ribbon will search in Echo's Edge. Kirby and Nesp will search in Nature's Navel. Got it?
Everyone: Yep got it.
Waddle Doo: Alright in that case let's find that son of a bitch!
And so they all split up searching all of Popstar for him. Dedede & Escargoon arrived at Friendly Fields.
Escargoon: Alright Sire, we are here now where do we start looking?
King Dedede: What are you talking about?
Escargoon: Don't you remember were trying to find Meta Knight in order to stop the god.
King Dedede: What? You actually thought I was being serious when I said im gonna kill that god? Hell no.
Escargoon: THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING?
King Dedede: Simple, you and I are gonna find some bomb shelter that's strong enough to protect us from that crazy god and everyone else will die a horrible death.
Escargoon:UH I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! Not only are you not going to save the galaxy but you're also going to let everyone else die? Wait a minute, then why did you save me? Is it because deep down you really care for me and you don't want me to die?
King Dedede: WHAT? HELL NO! When everyone else is dead i'm going to need someone to make tea for me.
Escargoon: Oh how touching
King Dedede: Anyways, let's stop wasting time and find that bomb shelter.
Escargoon: Wait a minute Sire what are those two nerds over there talking about?
Escargoon points to some nerds packing stuff up.
Pitcher: Alright DExus I packed up all of the plushies, amiibos, lego Minifigures, and our fanart did you pack up the rest of our shit?
DExus:YEP i got it right here
DExus shows Pitcher a box packed up with sheep.
Pitcher: GOD DAMMIT DEXUS i told you to pack up our shit not our sheep!
Escargoon: HEY what the hells going on here what are you two geeks doing?
Pitcher: What does it look like we heard Chancellor Hyness is going to summon some sort of god who's gonna kill us so me & DExus are packing up our shit and moving to another dimension
DExus: I heard there's a parallel version of earth at that place.
King Dedede:YEAH YEAH that's great and all but does it happen to have a bomb shelter that can withstand the power of a god?
Escargoon: Sire i am one hundred percent sure that these two losers don't have.
Pitcher:a bomb shelter that can withstand the power of a god yeah we got one will take you guy's right to it.
King Dedede: Well thank you kind gentlemen!
DExus: No, thank you!
King Dedede: See Escargoon I told you I would save our assess.
Escargoon: (sigh) Sometimes I feel like this place is just begging to be destroyed.
Meanwhile Rick, Kine, Coo and Marx are searching for Meta Knight in Reef Resorts. While Gooey is playing on his phone.
Gooey:AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS I LOVE AMONGUS I HAVE NO LIFE AND AM DEAD ON THE INSIDE AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS
Rick takes away Gooey's phone
Gooey:HEY! Why did you do that?
Rick: Gooey we don't have time to be playing games mate we have to find Meta Knight Oi Coo do you spot him up there.
Coo: Nope not at all
Kine: I've swam all over this ocean and I haven't seen him at all. What about you Gooey did you find anything?
Rick: Dammit we've got to find him, he has to be here somewhere.
Marx: Not really.
Rick: Huh?
Marx: We don't necessarily have to find Meta Knight really just after his ship the halberd so we need to go into space.
Coo: Well yes Marx but that would be stealing and we are not criminals.
Marx: Pussy's.
Coo:Choke on a dick Marx.
Marx: Coo please do not assume everyone likes to do what you like to do
Coo: What the?! OH you little verman.
Marx: Haha I love screwing around with you guys
Coo: Besides who else do we know who can travel to space?
Marx:I can
Coo: Yes we know you can fly to space Marx but we need something that can carry lots of people and I bet you can only carry five.
Kine: Just like me in bed with the ladies HAHAHA
Coo:Oh how mature of you Kine (rolls eyes).
Then Rick hears someone humming a song.
Rick:Who the heck is that?
They all then turn around and see Kawasaki searching around for something while humming
Kine: Kawasaki what's he doing here and what is he looking for?
Rick: Don't know let's go check it out.
They then walk to Kawasaki.
Chef Kawasaki: Nope not here either.
Rick: Kawsaki?
Chef Kawasaki: Oh Rick, Coo, Kine and some other two guys?
Marx: Some other two guys? I see, huh, you know you could've just asked our names dickhole it's Marx and Gooey.
Chef Kawasaki: Oh okay sorry Gooey.
Marx: WHAT!
Gooey: YAY me finally know name me Marx.
Marx: God damn.
Coo: Anyways what are you doing here Mr. Kawasaki?
Chef Kawasaki: Oh simple i'm helping a friend of mine look for something
Rick: A friend?
Chef Kawasaki: Yeah I met him this morning when he was eating at my restaurant when no one else was around so I sat with him, and we talked for a while until we became friends. He's a pretty great guy you should get to know him.
Marx: Huh, well if this friend of yours sounds so great where is he?
?: KAWASAKI!
Chef Kawasaki: Oh here he comes now.
?: Kawasaki there you are oh who are these little fellows are they also friends of yours?
Chef Kawasaki: Well actually they're actually friends of Kirby but they've eaten at my restaurant a couple of times.
Marx: Yeah but only because it's the only restaurant in a Cappy town trust me when I tell you the food there tastes like shit lizard man.
Chef Kawasaki: How did you find out my secret ingredient?
Marx: What?
Coo: Anyways we haven't introduced ourselves yet. My name is Coo. This is Rick, Kine, Marx and Gooey.
Gooey: Careful Gooey sneaky jester.
Marx: (sigh)
?: What pretty names. You may call me Gallic Baron Gallic.
Coo:Oh that's a Fancy name.
Baron Gallic: Thank you my friend.
Coo: No thank you my friend.
Baron Gallic: No thank you.
Coo: No thank you.
Baron Gallic: No thank you.
Coo: No thank you.
Baron Gallic: No thank you.
Coo: No thank you.
Baron Gallic: No thank you.
Coo: No thank you.
Marx :OKAY WE GET IT SHUT UP ALREADY!
Coo & Gallic: How Rude
Marx: Wow you two are just perfect for eachother.
Baron Gallic: Right anyway nice to meet you all but me and Kawasaki are busy unless you all kindly help us look for our object?
Rick: Sorry mate but were busy looking for...
Marx: Hold on Rick. Say mr Gallic what exactly are you looking for?
Chef Kawasaki: Oh well you see it's kind of a long story and I don't think we have enough time
Baron Gallic: No worries Kawasaki we aren't in a hurry so my little friends have a seat and ill explain it.
Rick: Okay.
Rick Kine Coo Marx & Gooey sat down on rocks
Baron Gallic: Now then let us begin. You see my friends you obviously know the planet Pop star right?
Everyone: Right.
Baron Gallic: And you all know about the species that live on this planet right Waddle Dee's, Bronto Burts, Waddle Doo's,and etcetera
Everyone: Yep.
Baron Gallic: Well did you know about the Zeeklohs?
Rick: The what?
Baron Gallic: The Zeeklohs
Coo:Uh... we never heard of those species before
Baron Gallic: I figured. Well here it is. You see two millenniums ago before the waddle dees before the bronto burts and all the other species on Popstar there were the Zeeklohs. They were an insect-like species who had ruled Popstar. They had technology that was so advance back then and so great. They had an empire so great it was unstoppable, and the reason why it was strong was because the Zeeklohs were not kind. The Zeeklohs were a harsh species. They were ruthless and only cared for themselves. They considered any other species weak and they conquered planets killing all the other species on those planets making them extinct. They were monsters and everyone in the galaxy feared them, except for one species. And that species was the Ancients. TheAncients did not like the Zeeklohs and their harsh ways, so one day they attacked planet popstar and killed every Zeekloh making them extinct. Almost all of the Zeeklohs technology has been destroyed or lost and it is said that on plant Popstar there is one last ship still there. That ship is called Textstroyer Z and it is somewhere on this planet and i will find it
Coo: Oh my, I did not expect that.
Marx: Wait so you're a spaceship that can fly into space?
Baron Gallic: Yep pretty
Marx: Well what do you know. Looks like we don't have to find Meta Knight after all boys.
Rick: Really? That's great
Coo: Wait a minute, how do we know this spaceship would be able to fly? I mean its two millennium years old it might be broken.
Marx: Relax Coo, even if it turns out it is broken everyone else might find Meta Knight before then so were fine either way.
Baron Gallic: So uh you gonna help me little ones?
Marx: Mr. Gallic count us in!
Kine: Oh boy and maybe with that ship we could pick up some fine fish asses.
Rick: Crikey since when did you become so horny Kine?
Kine: I'm lonely.
Gooey then pets Kine on the back trying to make him feel better Meanwhile back with Dedede & Escargoon
Pitcher: Alright here it is our secret bomb shelter.
Pitcher moves a rock to reveal it to them
King Dedede: Looks nice, think it can survive the wrath of a god?
Pitcher: Well we never really tested it out on a god but it's really strong so i'm pretty sure it can survive it... hopefully.
King Dedede: Nice can we see the inside of it?
DExus: Sure, why not?
They all went inside the shelter where Pitcher & DExus gave a little tour.
As you can see here we have a couch, a T.V, some DVD's, a computer, a refrigerator and freezer filled with food and drinks and some board games just in case.
King Dedede: FANCY! I love it! I'll take it, what do you think Goon?
Escargoon: I have a question; how come the door was left open when we first came here?
Pitcher: Oh simple you see this ain't any ordinary door this is a special door that can only be opened from the inside so if i close this door it will never be able to be opened from the outside, and i mean never ever opened.
Pitcher then closes the door and sees the word entrance on it
DExus: Uh Oh... Pitcher I think we accidentally put the door on backwards!
Pitcher: Uh crap i probably should've followed those instructions!
King Dedede: WHAT! NO WAY YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
Escargoon: Are you two telling me that we are gonna be stuck here for the rest of our lives?
Pitcher: Oh no not forever just until we die.
Escargoon: HOW'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER!
DExus: It's not.
King Dedede: OH! Well look on the bright side at least we still got tv internet and food
Escargoon: Right sire maybe we should watch some tv to calm ourselves down.
King Dedede: Yeah that would be great.
They then sat down and turned on the T.V.
Escargoon:Hey wait a minute where are all the channels.
DExus: Oh yeah I think I forgot to pay for the cable.
King Dedede: GOD DAMMIT!
Pitcher: Now hold on don't freak out we still got the internet.
Pitcher then logs in to the computer.
Pitcher: Oh guess we haven't signed into the internet yet. Hey DExus can you check the back of the router for the password?
DExus:Sure thing.
DExus checks out the back of the router
Back Of The Router: SDJLHKVSKALBVKZSADSVAJHLKJDSVFBJVSV,DFD, DCSLBHAD;ABLVHB;AVBHDLDJSVBDLAHJLHBSKDHDHBcadsv, .AS ,c asvns;dlq3p 829q47ot87q928nq748t67982748637o9p27qo4tqo3p2oo72 4oqo327 o4qti3x enwcgfqeuiydcjgvhqigno3qicyuwb7qeryuewirhluewk qui3hucwubwgcnerbuysek wjuyghnt4bi7nowibr7o3wergib6woqc9wrotnicoiergronpc8w47b74cnw38kyugw34l8nkc7w3l8nkru4k7l38n4ek7b4qclrekbucn8erkbucn4l8nkw7gqcunlrsegkyclrnw7h4kbic7hql8nwiclsncbk7wk4inl8ekuybyr4lnueskry3nclrghenrgbhcregch,eg,hcruwebgywh,ewcr8wnhergbhergeyjucrci78ersuurhigy4lhqu3rigebakwfhlygear. /nefwbvl;qNWEF;RIYEORITHOU3;74PY38U2'843Q7Y9P82U[9Q4TYI34OY4QRWHEGSJBFELWUHO;AJVBHELWI3;OHI4THQG7P293R804UP' 7IUKJHCXD5T6UIUYTRE478IUGFDRYhgfryujhhnbvfftyjngtujnhgtyujjyt4578976543567kjhgtyujhgftyujkjhgyujngyeujwfa87on8ftuxinqf3u 2no3fiwuyo3no4y 2nq4 on34i qi328q7on43ic 3con748i8ci BOP!
DExus:Uh….
Pitcher: Well looks like we ain't getting any internet
Escargoon:DOH can't you two idiots get anything right?!
King Dedede: All this yelling is making me hungry.
Dedede then walked up to the fridge and opened the door seeing a racoon eat all the food.
King Dedede: AAAHHH!
Pitcher: What the hell, why is there a racoon in the fridge?
DExus: Oh yeah i forgot to tell you i was looking after my friends pet this weekend and i had no place to put him so i kept him in the bomb shelter.
King Dedede: YOU TWO DUNDERHEADS YOU CALL THIS GARBAGE CAN A BOMB SHELTER I WOULDN'T EVEN FORCE MY GREATEST ENEMIES TO LIVE IN THIS PLACE!
Pitcher: Calm down we still got DVD's.
Escargoon: Yeah but what movies do you have
Pitcher: Oh simple we got: Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom, The Meg Hellboy 2019, Ghostbusters, 2016, Ready Player One, Brightburn, Detective Pikachu, The Sonic Movie, Suicide Squad, Shark Tale, The Predator 2018, It Chapter 2, all the monsterverse movies (The Sequel Trilogy and all the mcu movies except Iron Man 1 Civil War) Guardians Of The Galaxy 1 & 2, Thor Ragnorak, Infinity War, and Endgame so wich one do you wanna see first?
King Dedede: NONE OF THEM! ALL OF THESE MOVIES SUCK! Except Shark Tale, that movie is so bad that it's actually good. The rest are so bad that they suck.
Escargoon: SIRE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT IF WE WOULD'VE JUST SEARCH FOR META KNIGHT WE WOULDN'T BE STUCK HERE WITH THESE TWO IDIOTS AND OH! God Dammit im so pissed off i gotta shit where's the bathroom in this thing?
Pitcher: Oh that's right…..
Pitcher looked around the room and realized there was no bathroom.
Pitcher:Oh we forgot to install it.
Escargoon: How shocking.
Meanwhile Waddle Doo and his group are searching in Echo's Edge.
Ribbon:OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD it is so Chilly Here I think i'm going to freeze to death! ADOLEINE I need to snuggle up in your boobies to stay warm Lassie!
Adeleine: Ribbon for the last time im not gay so please just give it up already.
Ribbon: Oh come on Lassie we have been friends for five years stop trying to stop it and let me in and let me have DAT COOCHIE!
Ribbon then tackles Adeleine
Bandee:OH MY GOD RIBBON WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Ribbon: GIMME DA COOCHIE!
Adeleine: Don't just stand there! Get this crazy bitch off of me!
Bandee:OH JESUS
Bandee Then traps Ribbon in a jar just like Link.
Ribbon:HEY WHAT YO DO BANANA DEE LET ME YA EGGHEAD
Bandee: NO RIBBON until you stop acting like a yandere Simp you are going to stay in this jar until you've learned your lesson.
Ribbon: NEVER i won't learn my lesson until i get the Lassie's COOCHIE HAHAHA
Waddle Doo:GOD DAMMIT WILL YOU KIDS SHUT UP were trying to find Meta Knight and you're all trying to rape eachother.
Bugzzy: Where's the food? Bugzzy only came here for the FOOD!
Waddle Doo: Bugzzy shut the hell up already.
Bugzzy: NO BUGZZY BETTER HAVE FOOD RIGHT NOW OR ELSE BUGZZY WILL JUST EAT ALL OF YOU!
Waddle Doo:OH SHIT
Adeleine: WAIT A MINUTE BUGZZY there's some corpse frozen in ice over there why don't you just eat that?
Waddle Doo then looks to the right.
Bandee: WAIT A MINUTE that person frozen in ice and it kinda looks like META KNIGHT!
Adeleine: Meta Knight? But why is he frozen?
Waddle Doo: Oh jeez how did he freeze in a very cold and snowy environment?I wonder...
Adeleine: Waddle Doo stop being a dick.
Bandee: Guys we don't have time to argue we gotta save Meta Knight.
Waddle Doo: Right let's go.
They then ran to the frozen silhouette.
Waddle Doo: Dammit he's stuck in there good.
Adeleine: Don't worry I got this.
Adeleine then takes out a portrait and starts painting a Bobo. It comes to life and melts the ice and the Bobo dies.
Waddle Doo: META KNIGHT! Are you ok?
Waddle Doo grabs the person that was frozen but they all realized it wasn't Meta Knight.
Waddle Doo: WHAT THE HELL? This isn't Meta Knight it's just some robot who kind of looks like Meta Knight from a far distance. GOD DAMMIT!
Bandee: Hey wait a minute why is there some random robot frozen in Echo's Edge?
Adeleine: Maybe it's from the time when Haltmann invaded Popstar.
Waddle Doo: No it's not. I don't remember any of the robots looking like this one.
Bandee: Well where did it come from then?
Then the ground cracked and they all fell into a hole.
Everyone: AAAHHH!
They all then land in a pile of snow.
Bandee:(Gasping for air) IS EVERYONE OK?
Adeleine: I think so.
Ribbon: Oh no Lassie i think i broke my leg please let me out of the jar and check it
Adeleine: Nice try dirtbag.
Ribbon: Worth a shot.
Waddle Doo: Oh man where is Bugzzy?
Bugzzy: Right here unlike you suckers i have wings so I didn't have to crash unlike you wingless losers HAHA
Ribbon:I HAVE WINGS YOU BUGBAG! I'm just trapped in this jar that's all.
Bandee then looks to the right and discovers something while they're all arguing
Bandee: Uh guys i think i found out where our little robot friend came from...
Waddle Doo: What are you talking about?
Bandee then points and they all glance at a giant metal fortress
Adeleine: What the fuck is that?
Bugzzy: Looks like Walt Disney Studios HQ?
Waddle Doo: looks like it's been here for a long time.
Bandee:You think maybe Meta Knight's here?
Waddle Doo: What makes you think that?
Bandee: Well maybe this fortress belonged to the Star Warriors and it must've crashed here on popstar and maybe Meta Knights checking it out.
Adeleine: He's got a point. We should go check it out.
Waddle Doo:alright then let's just hope were not wasting time
They all then walked up to the fortress approaching the door seeing that its wide open.
Waddle Doo: Looks like we don't need to break in, how convenient.
Bugzzy: Aweee.
Bugzzy sadley puts away a crowbar and they all enter the fortress. Meanwhile back with Samus she arrives at planet Zebes and lands her ship. Samus gets out of it ready for the mission
Samus: Alright Zebes ready for round three?
Samus then puts on her helmet.
Minitroid: (metroid noises)
Samus: Sorry Mini Mommy's doing a very dangerous mission and she doesn't want you to get hurt. Be a good boy and stay at the ship and I'll get you some ice cream.
Minitroid: (metroid noises)
Samus: Alright
Samus then runs towards the object leaving Minitroid at the ship she keeps running until she stops and hides behind a rock. Seeing mother brains base, Samus looks and analyzes the entrance. She sees it is being guarded by two space pirates. Samus then throws a rock across to distract them. When they aren't looking Samus launches a missile killing both of them and runs up to the door and hacks into it. She infiltrates the base fighting other space pirates, Zeelas, Side Hoopers, Memus, and other creatures. Until she makes it to the holding cells where she uses her built in binoculars in her helmet to zoom in and sees Magolor, Taranza, and Susie in one of the holding cells.
Taranza: Well Susie I told you that plan was stupid but you did not listen to me, and now look where we are. So what do you have to say for yourself?
Susie: Piss off Taranza I doubt you could've come up with a better plan that would've gotten us out of there.
Taranza: I did have a plan but you think just because I'm an insecto i'm incompedent.
Susie: Oh you're such a genius as well. I guess that explains why you were able to capture the hero of dreamland DEDEDE.
Taranza: Susie, I swear to god.
Magolor: Taranza and Susie please stop! We don't have time to fight each other. We need to find out how to get out of here and warn Kirby about Voi.
Space Pirate: HEY! Could you guys shut the fuck up im trying to jack off to Zora Porn and you Motherfuckers are making so much god damn Noise. Wait who the hell is that?
But before the space pirate could finish his sentence Samus killed him.
Taranza: Well looks like we don't need another one of Susie's shitty ass plans.
Susie: Fuck you Taranza.
Samus then opens the cell
Magolor: Oh thank you so much sir.
Samus then takes off her helmet
Magolor: Oh your a woman my apologies the suit were wearing just didn't look feminen so I thought you were a...
Samus: Yeah I get it.
Magolor: Okay yeah.
Taranza: Pardon me ma'am but who are you, and what are you doing here?
Samus: I'm Samus Aron I was hired by the Galactic Federation to get you all out of here.
Then the alarm went off.
Samus: I don't have time we need to get back to my ship now.
Magolor: Back to your ship, got it!
They all then started running back to the entrance.
Samus: It should be right here we just need to...
But then something big crashed through the walls and landed right in front of them
Samus: Oh no, why now?
Taranza: What is it? (Gasp)
They all glanced and saw a giant beast in front of them.
Ridley: Hello there Aron!
Samus: RIDLEY!
Ridley: Hah I should've known the federation would send you to rescue these pathetic weaklings. That's why I was prepared, unlike my idiot companions. So what have you been up to?
Samus: Look Ridley, i fought many times before so we could do this two ways. Either you could let us go back to our ship and nothing bad will happen, or we could waste our energy and have another pointless fight.
Ridley: Or I could kill all three of you right now. Obviously that's the choice I'm gonna make so are you ready to join your parents Samus?
Samus: (angerley yelling)
Ridley was about to scratch Samus with his long claws but Samus dodged it and kicked Ridley in his face. He then grabbed her and threw her away but Samus was able to land on her feet. Samus starts shooting at Ridley while running but Ridley did the same until he dived in and tried to stab Samus with his sharp tail. However Samus dodges it then Ridley gets angry and starts punching and clawing Samus. Her suit is damaged but then she shoots him with a missile, but Ridley was tough enough to survive it.
Ridley: Give up Samus i've been training recently and there's no way you'll be able to beat me all by yourself!
Taranza: That's right so we're gonna give her a little hand.
Ridley: HAHA you three really wanna challenge me again? The reason why you ended up in these cells was because I kicked your asses.
Taranza: Oh please, the only reason you won that fight was because you had your pirate friends there to back you up. This time we fight for real.
Ridley: YOU IDIOTS ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?
Magolor: We know we can!
Magolor then throws a Gem Apple into Ridley's eye and it explodes, blinding him.
Ridley: AH! YOU LITTLE BASTARDS
While Ridley is blinded, Taranza jumps behind him webs his tail he then spins Ridley around for a bit until he throws him across the room. Magolor then summons Deadly Needles poking Ridley and launching him upwards. Magolor charges up energy in his hands creating a revolution flame. Taranza does the same except he creates a super Taranza ball.
Ridley: WHAT THE?
Magolor & Taranza then release their energy spheres hitting Ridley and launching him far into the air.
Ridley: AAAAHHHH!
Taranza: YEAH not so tough now are you?
Ridley crashed into a wall, he then falls onto the ground and gets buried under all the broken wall pieces.
Samus: Okay, we got him down now we just... wait a minute where's the pink girl?
Then Samus's ship crashes through.
Samus: What? My ship. How did it get here?
Then the hatch opens and Susie pops out.
Susie: Hello
Samus: WHAT? You stole my ship without my permission?!
Susie: Do you really wanna argue right now?
Samus: Right, get in the ship everyone.
Magolor and Taranza got into the ship and Samus was about to but she looked back and saw Ridley burst out of the rubble.
Samus: Shit you guys go, i'll finish him off.
Taranzar: Are you sure?
Samus: Don't worry I can handle myself.
Magolor: Sounds good to me. Come on Taranza.
Magolor then grabs Taranza and takes him inside. They fly away while Samus stays to fight Ridley.
Ridley: You fucking bitch!
Samus: Got any other tricks today Ridley?
Ridley: As a matter of fact i do.
Samus: Huh?
Ridley: ROOOAAARRR!
Ridley then dashes forward headbutting Samus onto her Samus's gunship; as the gunship flies off, he expels an energy beam from his mouth that engulfs the ship in an explosion. However luckily Magolor grabbed Susie & Taranza and teleported out of the ship before it was engulfed.
Magolor: That was close!
Taranza: WAIT, WHERE'S SAMUS?
They then glance up and see that Samus isn't dead but her suit was destroyed. Taranza shot out a web and grabbed her.
Samus: (cough) What happened?
Susie: Your ship got destroyed.
Samus: WHAT? Where's mini
Minitroid: (metroid noises)
Samus: Oh thank god you're alright.
Susie: Yeah he's alright but we're not.
Ridley then flies right in front of them.
Ridley: THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT! HAVE ANY LAST WORDS MOTHERFUCKERS!?
Magolor: Magoloran Launch
Ridley: Huh?
Magolor then summons a portal and the Lor Starcutter zooms out of it hitting Ridley Knocking him out. They then jump into the Lor Starcutter and fly off into space and escape Planet Zebes. They can all then relax in the ship.
Samus: That was close. We almost died.
Taranza: Yeah but we're still alive and it's all thanks to you Miss Aron. We really appreciate it.
Samus: No sweat, just doing the job.
Susie: Let me guess you saved us because we have information about the Jambastion Religion summoning a death god. Am I right?
Samus: Yeah pretty much, so what proof do you have?
Magolor: Alright here it is...
Magolor then pulls out a containment tube with a jamba heart inside of it.
Samus: The hell is that thing?
Magolor: This is a Jamba Heart. It is a piece of the god that Chancellor Hyness is trying to summon, and this isn't the only one. They are spread out across the galaxy and if Hyness gets his tentacles on them all our Galaxy will no longer exist.
Samus: Holy Crap. Really? We have got to get back to the Galactic Federation Now.
Magolor: No we can't.
Samus: Why not?
Magolor: Because we need to alert a friend of mine immediately.
Samus: Who is this friend of yours exactly?
Magolor: Simple, he is a young Star Warrior named Kirby.
Samus: KIRBY!
Taranza: Wait you know him?
Samus: Of course I do. A long time ago I was sent on a mission to Planet Popstar to exterminate some Metroids and Kirby along with his animal friends helped me on my mission.
Taranza: Wow, what a small world.
Samus: Yeah but not just that one time. There was this guy Named Tabuu who tried to turn everything into Subspace. Kirby along with his other friend Dedede, Meta Knight, and other heroes worked together to take him down.
Susie: Fascinating I didn't know you two had such a history together.
Samus: Yeah we do.
Taranza: Alright nice chat, but we need to get to him now.
Magolor: Right, I'll set coordinates right away.
Samus: I just hope we can make it on time.
They then headed straight to Planet Popstar. Meanwhile in Nature's Navel Nesp is using Geokiness to lift up rocks seeing if Meta Knight is under any of them.
Nesp: META KNIGHT! META KNIGHT! META KNIGHT! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!
Kirby: NESP! We've been looking all over this place and he's nowhere to be found.
Nesp: DAMMIT WE NEED TO FIND HIM OR WERE SCREWED!
Kirby: Nesp calm the hell down. Here let me slap you 20 times to release the stress.
Kirby slaps nesp 20 times
Nesp: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSE TO CALM ME DOWN?
Kirby: I don't know, I just see it on TV a lot (shrugs his shoulders).
Nesp: WELL IT'S NOT HELPING!
Kirby: Okay should i resort to kicking you in the balls instead?
Nesp: I don't even have balls.
Kirby: Neither do I.
Nesp: AH sorry for freaking out. It's just that we need to find him immediately
Kirby: Don't worry we'll find him. Hey wait a minute who's that (GASP) NESP LOOK!
Nesp: What?
Nesp then looks where Kirby is pointing and sees Meta Knight's silhouette in the distance.
Nesp: (GASP) NO WAY IS THAT?
Kirby: WE FOUND HIM META KNIGHT!
Kirby and Nesp run up to him and grab his shoulder.
Kirby: Meta Knight we've been looking all over for you!
?:WHAT THE FUCK!
Kirby: (GASP)
?: Oh it's you again.
Kirby: OH MY GOD
Nesp: Kirby what's wrong? We found Meta Knight.
Kirby: Nesp that's not the real Meta Knight. That's Dark Meta Knight and evil shadow clone from the mirror world.
Nesp: WHAT! OH FUCKERS.
Kirby: So guess you're here for revenge. Well bring it on! I ain't scared of you.
Dark Meta Knight: Calm the hell down brats. I'm not here for you.
Kirby: You're not? Then why are you here?
Dark Meta Knight: Well you'll see.
Daroach: HEY DMK YOU FIND ANYTHING YET?
Dark Meta Knight: Well yeah, but it's not what we're looking for.
Daroach: Oh well well well if it isn't little Kirbo. Long time no see.
Kirby: Daroach? What are you doing here? Same goes for you Dark Meta Knight?
Dark Meta Knight: Ugh, well you see ever since you killed my master Dark Mind I was banished from the mirror world. So I became a bounty hunter.
Kirby: Really?
Daroach: Yep but not just that he eventually came across me, and he became a member of the squeak. Ain't that right DMK?
Dark Meta Knight: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT! It's stupid
Daroach: Oh come on, don't be such a drama queen. Why not take off that mask and show me that cute smile of yours.
Dark Meta Knight: Ugh, see what i have to deal with now because of you.
Kirby:Oh well ok but what are you two doing here?
Daroach :Oh simple, we were hired by Chancellor Hyness to track down this kid named Nesp and kill him or something like that. You kids seen him?
Kirby: UM….. No can't say we have.
Nesp: Um yeah he's definitely not here, so were just gonna go now. See ya!
Daroach: Alrighty then see you kids later!
Dark Meta Knight: DAROACH YOU FUCKING DUMBASS THAT OTHER KID WITH KIRBY IS OBIOUSLEY NESP.
Daroach: Yeah i thought so too alright kid you're coming with us.
Kirby & Nesp start running like hell.
Daroach: Welp time for a chase scene lets go.
Then Dark Meta Knight & Daroach started to chase them. Meanwhile Waddle Doo and his group are searching in the mechanical fortress.
Adeleine: Jeez this place is pretty creepy are you sure Meta Knight's here?
Waddle Doo: Well Meta Knight can be creepy sometimes so i could see him being here.
Bandee: Oh man seeing all these powered down robots in this abandoned fortress in a snowy place, I'm starting to get flashbacks of the shiver star factory.
Bugzzy: EVERYONE I FOUND SOMETHING COME HERE!
Waddle Doo: What? Did he find him?
Bandee: Let's check it out.
They all ran to the room where Bugzzy is.
Waddle Doo: Bugzzy what's going on? Did you find Meta Knight?
Bugzzy: No but I did find that.
They all turn and see a giant Capsule with some Alien frozen inside of it.
Waddle Doo: HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Bandee: Looks like some sort of naked alien frozen in some sort of capsule.
Waddle Doo: Is it a species from Popstar?
Adeleine: I've never seen this species on Popstar before.
Bugzzy: OH MY GOD!
Bandee: What is it Bugzzy?
Bugzzy: This motherfuckers got two penises and they're both as long as a snake lucky bastard!
Waddle Doo: Oh what a nice fact Bugzzy.
Bandee: So what do we do should we unfreeze him?
Waddle Doo: HELL NO!
Bandee: Why not?
Waddle Doo: We have no idea who this alien is, or what he wants. What if he's a crazy psychopath who was frozen because he has committed horrible crimes across the galaxy.
Adeleine: Waddle Doo you're overreacting.
Bandee:Yeah maybe this is like Avatar.
Waddle Doo: The one with the blue people?
Bandee: No the nickelodeon show. Maybe he ran away from home and he got frozen here. And were supposed to unfreeze him and help him master all elements.
Marx: And redeem Prince Zuko...
Bandee: Oh yeah and redeem what the?
Marx: Hey fellas
Waddle Doo: Marx, Rick, Kine, Coo, Gooey, and Chef Kawasaki what are you all doing here? You're supposed to be looking for Meta Knight in the Reef Resorts.
Marx: Well we were but then we met up with Kawasaki and this lizard named Baron Gallic. We started looking for some ancient spaceship so we went to Echos Edge to find it. However Mr. Gallic started acting crazy. So we ditched him and fell into this hole. Looks like you found it before we could so thanks for the help.
Bugzzy: Your welcome.
Bandee: Wait a minute. What do you mean ancient spaceship?
Coo: Oh about that. Well apparently two millenniums ago on Planet Popstar there was an alien species called the Zeeklohs. Who ruled Popstar however one day they were all killed and Mr. Gallic has been searching for this ship.
Adeleine: Wait there was an alien species called the Zeeklohs?
Rick: Yeah pretty much mate.
Bandee: Maybe that's what this alien is! Maybe he's the last of his species and he was frozen in order to sustain the species in case they ever became extinct.
Waddle Doo: Yeah well even if that is true that still doesn't answer the question should we unfreeze him or not. What do you guys think?
Kine: Well Mr. Gallic did say the Zeeklohs weren't a very nice species.
Coo: Yes indeed. I say we do not unfreeze him.
Rick: Agreed.
Chef Kawasaki: Yep.
Gooey: Me find cookie.
Rick: What do you think Marx…. Marx?
They all then turn to see Marx pressing a button on the capsule.
Marx: Oh sorry. Were you saying something? I was busy unfreezing this alien guy so we could ask him some questions.
Adeleine: MARX YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Marx: Sorry. Not sorry. Reeses
Then the ice inside started to melt rapidly.
Waddle Doo: EVERYONE HIDE!
They all hid behind some stuff making sure when the alien awoke that he doesn't notice them. The ice finally melted and the capsule opened. The alien fell out and started to violently gasp for air.
?: (Gasping) Holy Shit. So that's what being frozen is like. It's pretty fucking boring. Huh? Hello? Is anyone there? Hmm I should probably check the date. Hopefully there's a hologet around.
He then walks around the room looking for a hologet and ends up finding one.
?: God, I hope it still works.
He then turns it on
?: Oh how convenient, okay Hologet what's the date today?
Hologet: It's Saturday April 17, 3008
?: HOLY SHIT! I'VE BEEN FROZEN FOR TWO MILLENNIUMS! Does that mean? Hologet how many Zeeklohs are left in the galaxy?
Hologet: There are one Zeeklohs currently in the galaxy.
?: Oh my god. So it is true. I am the last Zeekloh in the universe. Oh well atleast i don't have to share this ship now. I should get dressed but since I am the last person in here I could just walk around naked. On second thought, I'll put some armor on.
He then walks to some sort of alien like closet and puts armor on.
?: There we go. Now that i'm dressed I might as well... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Bandee: What? Did you know we were hiding here the entire time?
?: Of course I did. I just didn't say anything because I had no idea who you were and if you were planning a sneak attack or not. But now that you know, who you are?
Adeleine: Okay okay relax .We're not your enemies. You see, we are the people of planet Popstar now.
?: You were all born on Popstar?
Bandee: Well some of us are from different planets but most of us were born here.
?: Okay and do you know about my species?
Bandee: Well we do now.
?: Okay, then may I ask who I am talking to?
Bandee: Oh yeah my name is Bandee. These are (takes a deep breath) Adeleine, Waddle Doo, Bugzzy, Ribbon, Rick, Kine, Coo, Gooey, and Marx (breaths in some air). And you are
?: Oh yes my name is Zeet, ZEETIPIO.
Waddle Doo: Well that's an interesting name.
Zeetipio: Yes, yes it is. Anyways I am the son of Zeekrios. He was the leader of the Zeeklohs empire. However those ancient douchebags showed up and killed all of my species except for myself.
Rick: Yeah we already knew that mate.
Zeetipio: Anyway, so how has Planet Popstar been since I've been frozen?
Adeleine: Oh well it's been great. There's forests, beaches, mountains, oceans, and a whole bunch of other places to explore. Some people have tried to invade it but we were always able to protect it.
Zeetipio: Alright, and who exactly runs Planet Popstar now?
Waddle Doo: Oh well pretty much no one rules Planet Popstar. But we do have a king who rules Dreamland, a country on this planet. His name is King Dedede.
Zeetipio: Really? Well where is this Dedede Fellow?
Bandee: Oh well he should be in Friendly Fields, but were not entirely sure.
Meanwhile back at the bomb shelter DExus and Pitcher are pretending that they are Cloud and Sephiroth fighting to amuse Dedede while he's holding a little cardboard rectangle with a square hole in it pretending he's watching something on youtube.
Pitcher & DExus: Boom boom bam zap zippy zap clash sling clink.
DExus: Bring it on Sephiroth! You big one angel son of a bitch. I'm gonna kick your ass!
Pitcher: Oh yeah well I stabbed your friend right in the stomach.
DExus: Oh yeah well I fucked your mom.
Pitcher: No DExus Cloud never had sex with Sephiroths mom.
DExus: What oh no im not pretending I actually had sex with yours Pitcher.
Pitcher: Wait you WHAT?
DExus: Yeah remember that time we were at the beach and you were swimming well me and your mom went behind a dumpster and fucked each other. Since we're going to die might as well get it off my chest. No hard feelings right?
Pitcher:NO HARD FEELINGS I'M GONNA KILL IMA KILL YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH!
DExus: Fuck you.
Then DExus & Pitcher started to beat the shit out of each other.
Pitcher: JACKASS!
DExus: DOUCHEBAG!
King Dedede: This is way better than final fantasy THe spirits within, I don't care what anyone says. That's one of the worst sci-fi films ever made.
Escargoon: OH GOD SIRE I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT SO BAD. BRONTO KARDASHIAN MIGHT TRY TO MARRY IT!
King Dedede: CAN IT ESCARGOON. I'm watching Advent Children.
Escargoon: OH GOD IT'S COMING I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Escargoon then takes Dedede's hammer and starts hitting the ceiling repeatedly.
Escargoon: AAHH! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! OH OH
But then Escargoon was able to make a hole in the ceiling.
Escargoon: (GASP) YES WE'RE FREE HAHAHAHAHA
But then an angry scarfy came out of the hole.
Escargoon: UH OH
Pitcher: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention we built this thing under a scarfy nest.
Escargoon: Oh of course you did.
A bunch angry scarfies came out ready to eat them all.
Escargoon: OH MY GOD!
King Dedede: AAAHHH!
DExus: AAHH!
Pitcher: OH GOD.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Bandee: I'm sure they're alright.
Zeetipio: Okay, well anyways thank you all for looking after my planet while i was gone now would you all kindly get off.
Bandee: Get off of what?
Zeetipio: You know, my planet.
Adeleine: Your Planet?
Zeetipio: Let me make myself clear, I want you and every other species on this planet that isn't a Zeekloh to get off of my planet. You got it?
Waddle Doo: Yeah sorry pal but that's not happening.
Zeetipio: What do you mean? This is my planet you can't just take it...
Bandee: Yeah but most of us have been living here for like ever. We can't just abandon it.
Chef Kawasaki: And there's only one of your species left.
Bandee: But we are willing to live in peace together. So what do you say Zeet? Best friends?
Zeet: (clears throat & takes deep breath) LISTEN TO ME YOU MOTHER FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS I HAVE BEEN FROZEN FOR TWO GOD DAMN MILLENIUMS AND YOU JACKASSES THINK YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP AND STEAL MY PLANET? BULLSHIT BULL FUCKING SHIT. FROM THIS POINT ON WE ARE ENEMIES. I WILL FUCKING HATE YOU ALL FOREVER. NOW GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GOD DAMN SHIP YOU SONS OF BITCHES. OR ELSE I WILL JAM MY GOD DAMN FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLES YOU WILL RULE THE DAY YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR MOTHERS TWAT!
Chef Kawasaki: So we'll take that as a no?
Zeetipio: GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY SHIP!
Then they exited Zeets fortress.
Marx: Man what an asshole. I mean I know this is a lot for you to take in, but you don't need to be a dick about it.
Then they all heard a sound and turned around seeing that the fortress is a spaceship and it flies out of the hole.
Zeetipio: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME DICKHEADS. POPSTAR WILL BE MINE HAHAHAHAHAHA!
And then the Textstroyer Z flies into space.
Waddle Doo: Great not only did we not find Meta Knight we also made a new enemy just great.
Marx: Well look on the bright side, at least we learned some history about Planet Popstar.
Waddle Doo: History is fucking pointless. Marx that shits in the past. It's the future that matters
Adeleine: So what do we do now?
Waddle Doo: I guess we should meet up with Kirby and Nesp in Natures Navel and see how their doing.
Ribbon: Were leaving Echo's Edge. Finally it's fucking freezing here Lassie's.
Adeleine: How did you get out of your jar?
Ribbon: THE POWER OF HORNYNESS GIVES ME STRENGTH AAAHHH!
Adeleine: AH!
Meanwhile back in Nature's Navel.
Kirby:(gasp) Okay I think we lost them.
Nesp: Dammit I knew this happened. SHIT SHIT how the hell are we gonna take them on?
Kirby: Maybe we could set a trap?
Nesp: No their bounty hunters. They're too smart for that... WAIT A MINUTE. Kirby did you bring the Dream Rod with you?
Kirby: Actually yeah I did, and I just realized we could have just summoned Meta Knight with this thing at any time. So this entire scavenger hunt was for nothing.
Nesp: Yeah I know but we can't think about how stupid we are right now. SUMMON IN THE REAL META KNIGHT!
Kirby: OKAY, ALMIGHTY DREAM ROD PLEASE SUMMON IN META KNIGHT SO HE CAN SAVE US FROM DAROACH AND THE DARK VERSION OF HIM AND PLEASE BE QUICK!
But nothing happened.
Kirby: What? I don't get it why didn't it summon in Meta Knight?
Nesp:Oh shit. He must be possessed
Kirby: What do you mean?
Nesp: Well if you're trying to summon a friend who is possessed by something it will not work.
Kirby: Crap not only do we not know where Meta Knight is but, he is also Possessed probably by the Jamba Heart, we are screwed.
Nesp: What do you mean? OH CRAP!
Daroach: Alright kiddos were done playing cat and mouse. Hah! How ironic im literally a mouse yet im playing the cat isn't that hilarious?
Dark Meta Knight: Daroach.
Daroach: Yeah?
Dark Meta Knight: Shut the fuck up.
Nesp: AH KIRBY SUMMON IN SOMEBODY ELSE TO SAVE US!
Kirby: AH OK Kirby, think. I'VE GOT IT! ALMIGHTY DREAM ROD SUMMON IN THESE GUYS INSTEAD!
And then the dream rod started to glow and it created two portals
Nesp: I hope you summoned in some great strong warriors.
Then Prince Fluff emerged from one of the portals.
Prince Fluff: AH! OUCH!
He exclaimed as he fell to the ground.
Prince Fluff: What the?
Kirby: Fluff you're here! Yes!
Nesp: WHAT?
Daroach: HAH! Really? This is your plan? Oh no a little boy made out of yarn I'm so scared! HAHA what's next a little girl made out of paint?
Then Drawcia and her sister come out of the second portal.
Drawcia:Okay almost done just need to... WHAT THE? What's going on? Why are we on Popstar again?
Paintra: And why is there a giant naked mouse in front of me?
Daroach: Hey, I'm not naked. I'm wearing a hat, cape, and bandages. Sure my ding dong is hanging out but all the ladies wanna see it.
Dark Meta Knight: Oh my god.
Prince Fluff: Kirby? What's going on? What am I doing back on Popstar?
Kirby: Fluff it is great to see you, and we need your help right now.
Prince Fluff: Oh really, well don't worry i'm here for you.
Kirby: Thanks.
Drawcia: (clears throat)
Kirby: Oh, uh hey Drawcia & Paintra! How are things going?
Drawcia & Paintra look at Kirby angrily.
Kirby: Um ok, look I know in the past we might've not gotten along. But right now there are bigger issues to deal with.
Drawcia: Oh you mean the overgrown rat?
Paintra: You know he's kind of hot.
Drawcia: PAINTRA!
Paintra: What? I'm so attracted to him. Something about him being so furry. What's so bad about that?
Drawcia: Oh nothing. It's just that people might shame you forever.
Paintra: I don't care.
Daroach: Why thanks. You're pretty cute yourself.
Paintra: (blushes)
Dark Meta Knight: ALRIGHT ENOUGH ALREADY!
Nesp: Alright you guys are screwed. Now that we have backup.
Daroach: Alright then LET'S DANCE!
Dark Meta Knight: Daroach cut it out.
Daroach: What do you mean?
Dark Meta Knight: We are not gonna fight them.
Daroach: WHAT WHY NOT? We were literally hired by Hyness to get that Nesp kid.
Dark Meta Knight: Yeah well guess what, I don't trust Chancellor Hyness.
Daroach: Ugh. You're such a buzzkill. Fine.
Dark Meta Knight: Look Kirby, I don't like you but obviously Chancellor Hyness is up to something. I am willing to put our differences aside and work together to take him down.
Kirby: Oh well that's nice to hear.
Dark Meta Knight: Right. So truce?
Kirby: Truce.
Daroach: Alright, sure whatever.
Dark Meta Knight: Anyways what are you two kids doing out here anyway?
Kirby: Oh well were looking for the original Meta Knight, but we don't know where he is.
Daroach: Really? Well no worries Kirbo. With us by your side we will find him.
Nesp: Really that's Great to hear. Anyways we should start looking.
?: KIRBY!
Kirby: Huh?
Kirby turned his head and saw Sir Kibble and Bio Spark running towards them.
Sir Kibble: KIRBY oh thank goodness we found you!
Kirby: Kibble, Spark, what's going on, why are you here?
BioSpark: Kirby it's an emergency. We don't have time to explain, follow us now.
Kirby: Uh, ok come on guys.
Daroach: Hey can we stop at Taco Bell on the way? I heard their nacho fries back for a limited time.
Dark Meta Knight: Their gonna bring them back again, like they always do Daroach.
They all then followed Spark and Kibble to some abandoned ancient place called Sacred Square where Sword Knight & Blade Knight are waiting for them.
Sword Knight: Come on, come on where are they?
Blade Knight: Sir right over there!
Sword Knight: Kibble! Bio! You found Kirby!
Sir Kibble: Yes we were able to get him here along with some other friends of his.
Kirby: Sword Blade what's going on where's Meta Knight?
Sword Knight: Well that's why we brought you here. You see Kirby, earlier today we were training to improve our sword skills at this place, but then all of the sudden some purple heart fell out of the sky and crashed right into Meta Knight. He's been acting crazy ever since. We tried to stop him but he was too strong. So we need your help since you have fought him before. Think you can manage?
Kirby: No worries, I can handle it and I have some back up with me just in case.
Sword Knight: Okay then follow us he's at the top of this tower.
They then went up to the very top of the abandoned tower.
Kirby: META KNIGHT?
Kirby looks around the place
Meta Knight: Well look who finally showed up.
Kirby: (GASP)
Kirby then looks up and sees Meta Knight.
Meta Knight: It's about time. I've been waiting for you all day.
Kirby: META KNIGHT listen you're being possessed by a demon don't let him control you.
Meta Knight: Hahaha your time has come Star Warrior I will finally get my nonspecific revenge and take over dreamland!
Captain Vul: Who are you talking to BRAAA!
Meta Knight: The devil himself.
Captain Vul: Wow seriously?
Meta Knight: No but that WILL BE WHO YOU'LL BE TALKING TO IN A SECOND!
Meta Knight then decapitates Vul.
Kirby: JESUS CHRIST! YOU JUST KILLED HIM!
Meta Knight: So what? Mortal lives are meaningless anyways. NOW MY OPPONENT DRAW YOUR SWORD AND DUEL ME.
Kirby: What? NO!
Meta Knight: What, why not?
Kirby: I don't feel like it.
Meta Knight: BUT WE HAVE TO FIGHT.
Kirby: Okay fine, but i'm not going to use that sword.
Meta Knight: OH YES YOU WILL. YOUR GOING TO DRAW THAT BLADE AND YOUR GOING TO LIKE IT!
Kirby: No. I would like to be Needle Kirby.
Meta Knight: Thats stupid.
Kirby: NO ITS NOT!
Meta Knight: Alright I'll wait.
10 fucking hours later...
Meta Knight: OK VERY WELL DON'T USE THE SWORD AH!
Meta Knight then kicks the sword away.
Meta Knight: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
Daroach: What oh were fighting now? Sorry I kind of fell asleep. Anyways, BRING IT ON BITCH!
Meta Knight: AH!
Meta Knight then charged at Kirby ready to kill him but Dark Meta Knight's blade clashed into him. Meta Knight and Dark Meta Knight fought each other, for they kept clashing swords. Daroach was about to sneak attack Meta Knight but he saw him coming so Meta Knight punched Daroach in the face and grabbed him and threw him at Dark Meta Knight. Daroach got back up and took out his ice wand shooting icicles at Meta Knight. Meta Knright he sliced them all so then daroach threw a bomb at him knocking him back and then Dark Meta Knight charged at him doing a dark frill upper edge. Meta Knight dodged it but while he wasn't looking, Drawcia shot an energy ball right into him while Paintra smacked him. Meta Knight then punched Paintra away that she hit her head on a rock knocking her out cold.
Drawcia: PAINTRA!
Drawcia then ran to paintra making sure she was alright. Meta Knight tried to kill Kirby but Prince Fluff grabbed his sword with his yarn wip and tried to take it away from him. Meta Knight was too strong and he flinged Fluff away.
Dark Meta Knight: Give up Meta, you can't win there's five of us and one of you.
Meta Knight: So you think.
Prince Fluff: What?
Then Meta Knight started to glow purple, even his eyes turned purple, he spread his wings and flew away from them. Using the power of the jamba heart he split into five Meta Knights.
Prince Fluff: Uh oh. This isn't good.
Then Kirby, Nesp, Daroach, Dark Meta Knight, and Fluff each fought one of the five Meta Knights. Daroach and Dark Meta Knight were handling them fine. However, Nesp and Kirby struggled a bit and Prince Fluff pretty much stood no chance so he kept avoiding him. Then all the Meta Knights flew up to the sky and started to raise rocks from the ground. He started flinging them at his opponents. As they tried to dodge the rocks Nesp ends up getting hit and knocked out. Luckily Dark Meta Knight and Daroach were able to destroy two of the Meta Knights, and Fluff grabbed a rock and flung it at another Meta Knight. Leaving Three Meta Knight's left. One of the Meta Knights created a mach tornado. While another Meta Knight was flying around doing a drill rush. The third one unleashes a dark laser that captures Dark Meta Knight and throws him around the place. Kirby was able to destroy another Meta Knight leaving two left then Dark Meta Knight was able to break free from the dark laser and destroys the last Meta Knight clone. Leaving one Meta Knight left.
Meta Knight: Gah dammit!
Dark Meta Knight: This battle is over. I give up.
Meta Knight: NO NEVER
Daroach: Come on pal your pretty much screwed.
Meta Knight then gets back up ready to fight, but before he could do anything he heard something
Meta Knight: Huh?
He then looked up and saw some sort of little fairy that looked like he was both frozen and on fire at the same time.
Kirby: Uh hey, are we gonna fight or what? What are you looking at?
Then the others noticed the little fairy too. He flew right onto Meta Knight's sword. He looks at the fairy with curiosity, the fairy just staring back at him.
Daroach: Uh what the hell is going on? What is that thing? And why is it on his sword?
Then the fairy glows and Meta Knight vanishes.
Kirby: WHAT HAPPENED! DID THAT THING KILL META KNIGHT!?
Nesp: No it didn't kill him. I think it merged with him.
Kirby: What do you mean?
Then the little fairy flies upwards. He starts to glow again and he transforms into a Knight of both fire and ice called FROST FALMETA KNIGHT.
Prince Fluff: Uh oh. Looks like he now has fire and ice powers. Were fucked.
Then Frost Flameta Knight raises his hand towards them but instead of attacking them he gauges his hand right into his chest and pulls out the jamba heart.
Frost Flameta Knight: AAAAHHHH!
Then Frost Flameta Knight transforms back into Meta Knight and he then collapses to the ground.
Kirby: META KNIGHT!
Kirby then runs to Meta Knight to check if he's ok.
Kirby: META KNIGHT WAKE UP PLEASE!
Meta Knight: (cough cough) What the Kirby? Is that you?
Kirby: Yes it's me. Are you alright?
Meta Knight: I think so, gah my head. What happened?
Nesp: This little fairy that crashed into you today possessed your body so we came here to save you.
Meta Knight: Oh really? Well thank you my friends.
Daroach: Hey no sweat.
Meta Knight: AH!
Meta Knight then grabs Kirby and gets his sword out.
Meta Knight: DAROACH! DARK META KNIGHT! DRAWCIA! PAINTRA! WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE? IF YOU'RE HERE TO HURT KIRBY YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME FIRST.
Kirby: META KNIGHT WAIT! THEY'RE NOT GONNA KILL US
Meta Knight: What?
Drawcia: Meta Knight dearest please put that blade away, we're not trying to seek revenge or anything like that.
Daroach: Yeah as a matter of fact we came here to save you. So a thank you would be nice.
Dark Meta Knight: Look Meta I know we haven't gotten along in the past but something big is coming.
Meta Knight: What are you talking about?
Nesp: Meta Knight
Meta Knight: Huh?
Nesp: Hi there Mr. Meta Knight. It's nice to finally meet you in person.
Meta Knight: What?
Kirby: Meta Knight this here is Nesp. He landed on our planet because he's trying to warn us about something.
Meta Knight: What do you mean?
Nesp: Meta Knight there's an emergency. It's the Jambastion Religion and they..
Meta Knight: WHAT THE JAMBASTION RELIGION!
Nesp: Yes they're back, and they are trying to collect these Jamba Hearts to summon in the god that will destroy the entire galaxy.
Meta Knight: Oh dear I knew this day would happen oh god help us all.
Kirby: Meta Knight are you okay?
Meta Knight: Kirby is it just you and my crew who know about this?
Kirby: Well actually no the others know about it too but they are traveling around Popstar looking for you and they are probably..
Bandee: KIRBY!
Kirby: Huh?
Then the others showed up
Kirby: Huys!
Bandee: Kirby you found Meta Knight!
Kirby: Yep along with some old friends too.
Bandee: What do you mean?
Prince Fluff: Hey there! You must be Bandee Kirby told me alot about you. I am Prince Fluff
Bandee: Hey nice to meet you, Kirby told me alot about you too.
Daroach: Awe isn't that sweet (sarcastically).
Waddle Doo: What the!? Daroach you're here too?
Daroach: Surprised to see me I see.
Bandee: Yeah we didn't expect to see you or fluff or DARK META KNIGHT? DRAWICA? PAINTRA?
Dark Meta Knight: Oh boy.
Bandee: KIRBY, please tell me they're on our side.
Kirby: Don't worry they're not gonna kill us.
Rick: Hey I don't think some of us have met these guys before.
Kirby: Oh well guess it's only fair if I introduced you all to each other (clears throat).Rick, Coo, Kine, Marx, Gooey, Marx, Ribbon, Kawasaki, and Bugzzy these are Daroach, Dark Meta Knight, Drawcia, Paintra, and Fluff. Daroach, Dark Meta Knight, Drawcia, Paintra, and Fluff may I introduce you to Rick, Coo, Kine, Marx, Gooey, Ribbon, Kawasaki, and Bugzzy.
Bugzzy: Hello
Daroach: Well isn't that nice we finally get to know about Kirby's other buddies, how sweet.
Marx: Oh why thank you,
Waddle Doo: Hey wait a minute I just realized something where's Adeleine?
Drawcia: Um, what did you just say dear?
Adeleine:(gasp) sorry guys couldn't keep up but I'm here now so what's the deal?
Paintra: ADELEINE?
Adeleine: DRAWCIA! PAINTRA! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!
Drawcia: Your little pink friend here summoned us with his little heart on a stick.
Adeleine: Oh well um so how's it been?
Drawcia: Oh you know nothing too special. Besides being trapped inside a painting for most of our lives.
Adeleine: Oh well uh…. Hey where's Dedede and Escargoon? They're not here. Where could they be?
Then Dedede burst out of nowhere from the ground.
King Dedede: AAAAHHHH! FINALLY WE'RE FREE!
Escargoon: OH THANK GOD I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. OH SWEET SUN LIGHT HOW I'VE MISSED YOU OH HO HO!
Marx: Well looks like they've been busy.
Meta Knight: Well now that everyones here we should..
But before Meta Knight could finish his sentence the Lor Starcutter showed up
Meta Knight: Huh?
Then it lands on the ground.
Magolor: Okay we finally made it to Popstar. Now we just need to find Kirby?
Kirby: Magolor, Taranza, Susie, Samus? What are you guys doing here?
Taranza: We're here to warn you about Chancellor Hyness summoning a god that will kill us all!
Bandee: Um yeah we kinda already know that...
Taranza: You do? Well it;s nice to see you guys again ha ha
Susie: Oh man this is so awkward.
Marx: BITCH you think this shit is awkward! this ain't no where near as awkward as the time I had dinner with Sasha's family from attack on titan.
We then cut to Marx having dinner with Sasha's family.
Marx: Hey Mia and Ben have been gone for a while you think they have diarrhea?
Nicolo then walks into the room
Marx: HOLY SHIT!
Mr Blouse: Nicolo? What did you do to Ben and Mia?
Marx: Yeah man they're just kids what the hell?
Nicolo:she is the one who killed Sasha she took your daughter's life
Marx: Wait WHAT you're telling me this is the bitch who killed her? Oh man and you let her into house jesus
Nicolo: She's still a brat but she's a fully trained Marleyan soldier
Marx: Oh shit this is getting intense
Nicolo: She pointed her gun towards your daughter inside the retreating airship and shot her
Gabi:daughter?
Marx: Yeah man you killed their daughter your so screwed now
Nicolo: Mr Blouse here if you can't kill her then i will do it for you you won't mind right?
Marx: Oh no he's definitely gonna kill this bitch oh hey Armin how's going didn't see you there
Armin: This is bad everyone come here!
Hange: Huh? What?
Then everyone shows up
Marx: Guys you won't believe this that little bitch over there is the same bitch who killed Sasha and she's been hiding in here family how fucked up is that?
Jean: What does this mean Nicolo i heard she was on the run what are you trying to do?
Marx: He's trying to kill her dumbass
Nicolo: Hey stay away! Get back! I'm just going to avenge Sasha don't move
Marx: Uh oh he's got a hostage
Gabi: Stop it falco is innocent!
Marx: Yeah man let ben go
Nicolo: What does this boy mean to you? He ended up like this because he tried to protect you. Is he someone special for you? I also had someone special for me she's an eldian the descendant of us devils but she enjoyed my food more than anyone else she saved me from this shitty war she taught me that i was meant to make food that makes people happy her name is Sasha Blouse that is the name of the woman you killed!
Marx: Nic you only knew that bitch for a day stop acting like you were best friends you god damn simp.
Gabi: I LOST PEOPLE WHO WERE SPECIAL TO ME TOO! BECAUSE SASHA BLOUSE SHOT THEM THAT'S WHY I GOT MY REVENGE SHE'S THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM FIRST!
Nicolo: WHO CARES ABOUT WHO DID IT FIRST!
Marx: Come on man she made a point.
Gabi: Come to your sinuses you're a Marleyan soldier aren't you?
Marx: Yeah you fucking hypocrite.
Gabi: I'm sure that devil woman brainwashed you! Don't let the devils win
Marx: Mr. Blouse your kids are gonna be scarred for the rest of their lives now.
Mr Blouse: Nicolo, give me the knife.
Marx: Oh shit you're definitely dead now bitch.
Nicolo hands over the knife
Marx: Well man what are you waiting to chop her boobies off oh wait shes still young so stab her right in the pussy.
Hange: That's enough Mr. Blouse please put the knife down
Mr Blouse: Sasha was a hunter
Hange: What?
Marx: Yeah so?
Mr Blouse: I taught her how to use a bow when she was little and we'd go huntin in the forest because that's how we lived but… I knew the day would will come when we couldn't keep living that way so i made Sasha leave the forest then the world got bigger Sasha became a soldier and went off to attack other lands shot people and then got shot herself i thought i was sending her to outside the forest turns out the world was a colossal forest where it was still about killing or being killed i believe Sasha got killed because she wandered too long in that forest we've gotta at least get the kids out of this forest or else… we would just keep on circling around the same place that's why it is the burden of us adults to shoulder the sins and hatred of the past
Marx: Damn that shits deep, you touched my heart man.
Mrs Blouse: Mr. Nicolo Let Ben go.
Marx: Yeah man gotta do what they say.
Nicolo lets Ben go.
Mr Blouse: Good Lisa move him slowly.
Mrs Blouse: Yes.
Mikasa: Show me your wound
Mr Blouse: Mia are you okay?
Gabi: You really… don't hate me?
Marx: Huh well what do you know guess everything worked out in the end
Kaya tries to stab Gabi but Mikasa stops her.
Marx: WHOA HOLY SHIT I did not see that coming holy crap! God damn her face is scary as hell
Gabi: Kaya?
Kaya: HOW DARE YOU KILLED HER! HEY STOP! MURDERER I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!
Marx: Wow this took a dark fucking turn!
Kaya: (CRYING)
Marx: Okay well shits starting starting to get awkward here so I'm just gonna take my leftovers and go… nice knowing you people.
Marx then leaves the room slowly.
Marx:yeah man that has got to be the weirdest dinner I have ever been too
Coo:marx…what the fuck?
Meta Knight: Well anyway now that we're all here, there's something i need to tell you all
But before Meta Knight could finish his sentence the ground started to shake
Kirby: META KNIGHT WHAT'S GOING ON?
Meta Knight: I DON'T KNOW?
Bandee: GUYS LOOK!
Bandee then pointed to the sky and everyone looked up
Nesp:(gasp) OH NO!
Then they all saw a giant spaceship come out of nowhere and landed onto planet Popstar
Waddle Doo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Nesp:THEY FOUND US…
To Be Continued...