Cajun Fox - Courage the Cowardly Dog
Daria Morgendorffer, Jane Lane - Daria
Dodger, Roscoe, Desoto - Oliver and Company
Doggie Daddy - Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy/Hanna-Barbera
Leshawna - Total Drama
Si, Am - Lady and the Tramp
Sly Cooper, El Jefe - Sly Cooper
Starlight Glimmer, Spitfire, Lightning Dust, Suri Polomare - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Thomas O'Malley, Scat Cat - The Aristocats
Chapter One: Cold Opening
[scene opens with Chris and Chef standing in an airfield]
Chris: Long time no see! No, your eyes don't deceive you. It's really me, your favorite loving reality show host with the most! And this is the start of the newest season of Total Drama! You might have noticed the change in location, why aren't we on Wawanakwa Island? Well, the answer to that is we'll be heading back into the skies! That's right, we're bringing back the World Tour, soaring high across the seven continents to see who'll be able to stick it out long enough to win the grand prize of one million dollars! With the return of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet, piloted by Chef Hatchet, we can assure our competitors a mostly, probably awful ride, but hey, their choice to bite the bullet or leave with their pockets empty. [chuckles] In addition, we've got an all-new cast for this season, a whole new batch of contestants to compete, and for me to laugh at whatever hilarious failures they'll accomplish! We've got a real show for all you across the globe, right here, right now, on Total...Drama...Destiny!
[cue theme song, the episode continues]
[scene cuts to the bus stopping and the door opening to reveal the contestants]
Suri: Ugh, this is why I hate airport shuttles, so cramped and unstylish, I should have been given my own private transport.
Starlight: [flatly] Yes, because everyone knows how much you need special treatment.
Cajun: Sha, it ain't too bad back here, afta' all, I got me some right delicious to sava'. [looks back to El Jefe smoking a cigar as he brashly makes his way out of the bus]
El Jefe: Restricciones de fumar, mi culo.
Sly: Well, well, well, looks like someone finally got out for being a good boy. Did prison treat you well, you know, minus the lack of smoke?
El Jefe: [snarls] I just had to get stuck with you, hijo de puta de cola anillada...
Sly: Mind translating that for me, big guy? Afraid I don't speak Cu-YOWCH! [grabs onto his left shoulder with a cigar mark on it] Touchy…
El Jefe: Hmph, I'll be sure to bring more touchy if you keep this up. [extends out his claws] That understood?
Sly: Crystal clear…[under his breath]...that is unless I give you touchy first…
Si: Did you see that?
Am: Why, yes, I did.
Si: The way he delivered that burn onto that lout.
Am: Sooooo enticing.
Si: I'll bet we can stir up something more...vicious.
Am: I love vicious.
[the Siamese twins snicker to each other as Daria and Jane exit the bus]
Daria: Gee, I wonder who will be the villain of this season.
Jane: Personally, I wonder how long it'll take everyone to find out they're letting the said villain slip under the radar.
Daria: Give or take; about more than halfway through the game.
Jane: Nah, that's too generous...my money's on after the merge.
Daria: Wanna wager on it?
Jane: I'd rather not risk letting you bankrupt me like last time. I can sense you've got a trick up your sleeve.
Daria: Perhaps fate just likes me.
Jane: Somewhere out there, Kevin's shaking in his skin hearing that.
Daria: I guess being the QB has its drawbacks. Major drawbacks at that.
Lightning Dust: [off-screen] Back off!
Spitfire: [off-screen] I don't back down to traitorous scum!
Lightning Dust: Like you can talk, backward bitch, you can't even practice what you preach!
Spitfire: I don't ever recall endangering little fillies to pull off some crazy stunt as part of my moral code!
Lightning Dust: No, it's being a massive hypocrite!
Leshawna: [clears throat loudly] Would ya'll mind movin' outta the way, some of us are tryin' ta' get off this bus!
Lighting Dust and Spitfire: [glaring daggers at one another] This isn't over…
Jane: Well, I suspect two people are happy to see each other.
Daria: And two people who will probably have as much chance of making it to the end as me dressing up like Quinn…[notices the look Jane is giving her]...again.
[Roscoe and Desoto are seen exiting the bus when Doggie Daddy bumps into the back of the latter Doberman]
Doggie: Oof! Sorry about dat, fella, had me a lil misstep.
Roscoe: Except there's a difference between a misstep and near death.
Doggie: Just do ya' mean by dat?
Desoto: That would be me, Doggie "Daddy" if you could really call yourself that.
Doggie: Now, you just hold up, dere's no reason ta' be an…[finds himself being grabbed by the collar by Desoto]...attitude…
Roscoe: Tried ta' warn you…
Desoto: Listen here, you don't mess around with me cuz I get nasty when I get some big snout pudding cup thinkin' he can just bump into me without consequence…
Doggie: [gulps] But I...twas an accident…
Dodger: [off-screen] Now then, settle down, boys. [on-screen] We wouldn't start off on bad blood before things kicked off, would we?
Roscoe: Last time I checked, I don't think anyone asked.
Dodger: Really, cuz I'm sure your brother could take a few notes of what happened the last time he tried to threaten someone with orange fur. Nose still a little sore from last time?
Desoto: [snarls] You really wanna go there, hotshot?
Dodger: Now, now, boys, thought you both would have fizzled out by now.
Roscoe: [approaches Dodger with barely any distance between them] Bring that up again and see what happens the next time you enter the subway.
Dodger: [shifts slightly at the threat, but regains his composure] Um, right...but still, let him go, it wouldn't be wise to make a scene so soon.
Roscoe: [looks back to Desoto] Let him go.
Desoto: [sneers at the daschund] You got lucky...for now…[snorts away with his brother as Doggie lets out a huge breath]
Doggie: Phew...thanks fa' that.
Dodger: Don't mention it, daddy, you just howl in case the big bois try and hassle ya'.
Doggie: [clears throat] Well, I'll keep dat in mind…
Scat: [as he and Thomas step off the bus] Well, I say, what a relief it is ta' be off dis bus.
Thomas: I concur with that, never been a fan of shuttles like this, at least I had something pleasant to look at from behind.
Scat: [lightly swats his tail at Thomas' paw] Awww, now you cut dat out, slick.
Thomas: Hehe, aww, why though, you know you like it.
Si: [to Am] Well, if it isn't the Top Cat copy.
Am: [to Si] I always figured he was more of a Tramp copy.
Thomas: [visibly cringes at the murmuring of the twins] Ehhhh…
Scat: [sees his partner's discomfort and then looks to where it's directed from] I see Shun Gon's ugly stepsisters managed to make the trip as well.
Thomas: [regains his smile from hearing the twins huff] I suppose we can overcome a few minor issues, especially since I got a good feelin' for this.
Scat: I'd be lyin' if I said I didn't feel it too, hehe.
Chris: Ah, glad you all could make it for another season of Total Drama, a chance to see the world and the opportunity of winning the grand prize of one million dollars!
Daria: By seeing the world, you mean returning to North America four times.
Jane: Last time I checked, a world tour involved actually seeing the world and not going somewhere that could be accomplished with a car drive.
Chris: [clears throat] That's something you'll find we have kinked out for this season. Maybe even throwing in a few surprises along the way, hehe.
Starlight: [rolls her eyes] I look forward to it…
Chef: [with a megaphone in hand] Alright, maggots, get yo' butts on the plane cuz we're taking off soon!
Chris: Ow, dude! I'm right here!
Chef: Oh…
Suri: If there's a first class section, I'll take it.
Sly: Well, someone's gettin' ahead of themselves.
Suri: [spits out as Sly's tail absentmindedly swats in her face] Keep your distance, ringtail.
[scene cuts to the contestants inside of the plane, entering the meeting area]
Lightning Dust: Huh, this place is both cruddy on the outside and inside.
Chris: But of course, spared the expense for those I care about.
Daria: If I had to guess, those people include you, a portrait of you, and a statue of yourself.
Chris: Oooh, you got a sharp tongue, don't you?
Jane: Well, being on a show that has someone like you on it is a necessity to have one.
Leshawna: Ooooooh, you girls know how ta' hit low.
Daria: Comes naturally to us.
Chris: As I was saying, if you need to get something off your chest or find the need to say something "privately", you can find the confessional located as one of the plane's restrooms.
[static buzzing]
Daria: [looks around] Can I just say that having the confessional in a toilet is about as premature as one can get?
[static buzzing]
Chris: Additionally, like with our previous world tours, this season is a musical, meaning that contestants will be required to-
Leshawna: [off-screen] AAH! [on-screen, looking a tad embarrassed] Hehe, sorry about that, Shawnie just had a lil fangirl moment... [looks towards Thomas and Scat]
Scat: Ah, I see someone's got good taste. [chuckles as Leshawna fans herself in excitement]
[static buzzing]
Leshawna: I know that this is gon' sound incredibly girly, but I've been watchin' Aristocats since this girl was a young-on and one thing that I've never forgotten was how those cats would sing n' dance, especially that Scat Cat. I mean, that brotha' got the three B's; big, bold and bootylicious! And guess who's also known fa' that, that's right, Leshawna here, the chance to sing with an idol is just haaaaahahaha…[fans herself once more]
[static buzzing]
Chris: As I was saying if the interruptions would cease...I think you all know the rule for what happens when you don't sing, isn't that right, Daria, Jane?
Daria: You do realize that I've sung before, right?
Chris: What?
Jane: I can vouch on her behalf, I've done the same and with her, mind you.
Daria: Also, you can't enact a rule that never follows through what's instructed, remember how you let contestants get a free pass for not singing, particularly with one individual?
Chris: Need I remind you that I actually did kick someone off for not singing, got Tramp's sorry silent butt out the door.
Jane: That's a start, but let's see how long that lasts for, shall we?
Roscoe: Well, you can forget it because I don't sing; girls sing, little birdies sing, Roscoes do not sing.
Chris: Oh, really? Care to demonstrate what happens in that regard? You know, you being disqualified and getting kicked out of the plane?
Dodger: Mmm, maybe you're not as man as Desoto considering he's actually sung before.
Desoto: [with his paw covering his face] Shut up...
Roscoe: [puts a paw on Dodger's shoulder] Alright, smart ass, I'll give you singing, and in return, I'll make you shriek. How does that sound?
Dodger: Mmm, kinky.
Suri: Ugh, how revolting.
Starlight: You're one to talk.
Suri: You seriously wanna go there, don't you?
Starlight: I mean, how much am I meant to be intimidated by you?
Suri: [under her breath] Mary Sue.
Starlight: [under her breath] Karma Houdini.
Chris: Hohoho, lovin' me some action goin' on here. Keep it up as we head down to the elimination room!
[scene cuts to the elimination room where Leshawna, Scat, Thomas, Si, Am, and Suri are sitting in the top bleachers, Starlight, Sly, El Jefe, Lightning Dust, Doggie Daddy, and Cajun are sitting in the middle bleachers, and finally Roscoe, Desoto, Dodger, Spitfire, Daria, and Jane are sitting in the bottom bleachers]
Chris: Every time a team loses a challenge, they will be sent here to decide which sucker they'd like to vote off. The contestant who does not receive a barf bag of airline issued peanuts will be forced to take the Drop of Shame and hope that they have a soft landing.
Daria: And you're gonna remember to hand bags out at every elimination ceremony, correct? And not just after four eliminations?
Chris: Did you even watch Encore, I did make sure of that!
Daria: Just checking. [cracks a small smirk at Chris' annoyance]
Spitfire: Aren't you a little concerned about pushing the boundaries with him?
Daria: Considering he hosted a season where a number of the contestants got eliminated due to him deciding to ignore regular voting procedures, I'd say there's no reason to hold back.
Jane: Besides, I reckon our lovely host could use a lesson in humility...well, he'll probably take nothing from it, but there's the fun in egging him on.
[scene cuts to a more refined section of the plane; the first-class section]
Chris: And here we have the Winner's Area, a first class section made for comfort. [grins as he watches the contestants trying out the chairs or looking around the place] Leshawna, as an alumni of Team Victory, you might not remember it too well since you never stayed here.
Leshawna: [rolls her eyes] Don't remind me, but it wouldn't have been the case if it wasn't for DJ and his animal curse...
Chris: Or, you know, maybe if your team didn't suck so bad and you hadn't slapped Heather off the platform back in Germany, remember that?
Leshawna: [blushes with embarrassment] Unfortunately…
[static buzzing]
Leshawna: Okay, it's not outta the blue ta' say that the last time I competed on this show was...pretty bad...I really shoulda' taken more notice a' Heather's warnin', and not treated so coldly afterwards…[sighs]...guess I'll have ta' keep ma' temper in check fo' this round if I'm eva' gonna have a chance of winnin' the million.
[static buzzing]
Suri: [sighs in bliss] Now this is something I could get used to.
Cajun: [pulls down on his seat as it extends back] Aaaaaaaaah...this is livin'...just wonda' how the in-flight meals'll serve, in case they need a lil Cajun touch.
Sly: Just try not to burn anyone's mouth in that endeavor.
Cajun: Or in your case, get burned. [snickers as Sly tries to cover the cigar patch from earlier]
[static buzzing]
Sly: Ya' know, it's nice to finally have some action once more, things have been kinda...slow as of late, so getting a chance to stretch these legs is a breath of fresh air, just gotta keep well on my toes, especially with an old adversary onboard. Although, I shouldn't worry too much. After all, I didn't get the title for one of the greatest thieves of all time for nothing, so this'll be a snap.
[static buzzing]
El Jefe: The fact that I have to share being in a plane with the likes of Sly Cooper is already a sign that this is going to be un gran dolor en el culo. However, just because he thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread doesn't mean that he's going to ruin my chance at un millón de dólares. Now that we're on even ground, I can assure that things will be different. [crushes the cigar in his paw]
[static buzzing]
Jane: Yeah, this place is probably gonna suck for the most part, though I suppose I should consider myself lucky that Daria's along for the ride. I mean, have you seen some of the people on this thing?
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to the contestants sitting in the meeting area]
Si: You know, if there's one thing that pleases me is that none of those mutts from back home are here to ruin things for us.
Am: Oh, I know what you mean, it's always they who have to hog the spotlight, what's so special about them anyway?
Starlight: Probably because they're the basis for a certain type of kiss which has been milked by this point. Though, I suppose things have changed from what I've seen; such as Tramp getting together with Buster and whatnot.
Thomas: Good for them, I say. I hear Lady's still on good terms with her ex. Heh, I would know, I've heard about it from Duchess whenever the two of them have their little gal sessions.
Si: Hmph, I suppose you're also in cahoots with a certain person sitting right next to you.
Thomas: Pardon?
Am: Don't think we didn't notice, you and tubby over there have been making those gestures since we arrived.
Scat: And what's it to you?
Si: Oh, nothing, just another former "icon" retreating back to the depths from which he came with someone from his past.
Am: If you could even call him one; he's just Tramp with a better voice.
Suri: Sweeping off a damsel in distress and returning her home, gee, where have I heard that one before?
Lighting Dust: Also, anyone gonna point out how he sounds very similar to Baloo and Little John?
Suri: Another mark for the jazz cat man.
Thomas: [grips the bottom of his seat with his claws extended] I take it there's a point to all of this?
Si: Call it a reality check, sweetheart.
Am: No wonder you've barely been in the spotlight since the release of your film, you're just disposable as all.
Scat: Now, you just hold yo' lip there, missy, I don't take kindly to peeps messing with ma' crew.
Suri: [while looking down at her nails] Oh, sit down, you oversized pudding cup. Nobody asked for your opinion, m'kay?
Scat: Same could be said fo' you, ya' lazy broad!
[Ding! Ding!]
Suri: You know what that means, why don't you sing us a little tune to quell your insecurities with Tommy Boy, m'kay?
Thomas: That's not my name!
Don't you know the irony?
Ouch!
Of them not remembering I'm Thomas O'Malley?
Ow!
Is it any harder to remember than Tramp or Pongo or Simba or Robin or Nick?
Doesn't anybody think that I can hear? I hear
It's enough to bring out a tear, a tear
Often times, I'm regarded as a copy and paste
Just a repeat with a slightly different face
When will they? I wish they'd-
When will they? When will they? When will they?
Being overlooked really does hurt
God, how it cuts through
I'm grateful for my friends' comfort
But if only you knew
And if I could
I'd want to show them that I'm just as unique
Someone special and not just a freak, I'm not weak, I'll reach my peak, the goal I seek
Scat: Thomas, don't worry, please don't fret
I'm here for you, don't be upset
I know the feeling, don't misinterpret
Tommy
I know that we're not the biggest stars
But they still know our names
Oh, Tommy
This time, we're gonna set the bar
It won't be the same
Thomas: I feel something going on deep in me
All of these feelings suddenly
With this display, will I still be Thomas O'Malley?
Or do I look like somebody new?
Although...imagine what I might do.
Scat: We could take a chance
Show off what we do best
Thomas: We'll sing and we'll dance
And show that we've still got zest
Thomas and Scat: Soon, the world will open its eyes
And once again, they'll recognize
The Aristocats!
We'll show them all just what we can do
We're more than just a repeat
They'll see us as something special too
Something that can't be beat
And finally, we'll hear their applause sounding so sweet
Thousands of voices forever repeating
All: "Aristocats, Aristocats, Aristocats!"
Thomas: I am the sound of luscious melody, the color of flame!
All: Aristocats!
Scat: I am a song of big and boody that no one will claim!
Thomas and Scat: But in time, oh my, in time
We'll make ourselves bigger names!
[static buzzing]
Thomas: [sighs] I know I might have sounded rather...presumptuous back there, but I just had to get it off my chest. Me and the crew haven't exactly had the most…"impact" on the legacy of our company in comparison to some of my comrades. Tramp sealed with the spaghetti kiss, Pongo's got more variations of his work than you could count, even Nick's who's only been with us for about a few years now has made a more impressive mark than I could ever dream of coming close to. I'd never hold it against my friends for the way things have turned out, it's really out of their control, but I just feel like I'm seen as the odd one out in our legacy, especially considering all that's happened behind the scenes…[clears throat]...but, regardless, I'm willing to put my best foot forward to show that I've got what it takes to win this shin-dig. And at least I'm not going it alone.
[static buzzing]
Scat: Ya'll might find it sappy, but I feel for ma' groovy slim Jim. After all, I remember a time when we was constantly cut off from performin' in a diner as if it were sum' kinda runnin' joke. It ain't exactly the most pleasant feelin' in the world, not ta' mention how me and ma' band have gotten an even rougher deal with how it seems like we get pushed to da side. All I can say is that I hope ta' make it to the end with ma' partner by my side. It's the start of a whole era for the Scat Cat Gang!
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to black, the episode continues]
[scene shows the plane flying over what appears to be the Swiss Alps]
Jane: [looking out through the window] Oh, look, our first destination is somewhere cold. What a shame I didn't bring a sweater.
Daria: We'll be lucky to get one when they arrive in six to eight weeks.
Jane: Provided Chris is even paying attention to the needs of his dear contestants.
Daria: I mean, what's to expect from a man who changes the challenge objective on a whim while his interns are left to starve?
Intercom: Attention, fresh meat! We're about to make our descent into the Swiss Alps, hope you've got a way to keep yourselves warm, cuz it's gon' be chilly!
El Jefe: [grumbling] Ese acento no te halaga en lo más mínimo…
[scene cuts to the contestants standing atop a section of one of the mountains into various groups]
Chris: Okay, players! Before we get to the first challenge, we're gonna be splitting you up into three teams as per world tour tradition. To the six on the left; Si, Am, Starlight, Suri, Sly, and Leshawna! You're Team #1! Thomas, Scat, Dodger, Roscoe, Desoto, and Lightning Dust! You're Team #2! And finally; Daria, Jane, Spitfire, Cajun, Doggie, and El Jefe! You're Team #3! Decide amongst yourselves what your team name is gonna be.
Si and Am: Team Siamese!
[a pink logo of a Siamese Cat appears above their heads]
Lightning Dust: Team Daredevil!
[a blue logo of a lightning streak appears above their heads]
Cajun: Team Cajun!
[a golden logo of a fox appears above their heads]
Daria: How narcissistic do you have to be to have a team named after yourself?
Jane: Well, I'm sure a certain beauty snob can attest to that.
[static buzzing]
El Jefe: So I get stuck on the team where a thin twig psychopath names it after himself...por el amor de Dios...I suppose at least I'm not stuck with you know who.
[static buzzing]
Chris: Anyway, your first challenge will be to ski down the mountain to the halfway point where it's then the three-way toboggan race to see who makes it to the finish line at the base of the mountain. The first team to arrive at the bottom wins immunity and a trip to first class, the last one to the bottom gets an automatic ticket to the elimination ceremony. So, get your skis on, players, and hope you don't trip on the way down!
[scene cuts to the contestants standing at the starting team with their skis at the ready]
Chris: Ready...set...go! [pulls down the starting flag as the contestants begin to make their descent]
Spitfire: [grimaces as Lightning Dust tries to spray snow in her face] Hey! Watch it!
Lightning Dust: Ooooops, sorry, Chief...then again, you're aren't my chief anymore, I'm my own chief!
Spitfire: [under her breath] Not in the way I'd hoped…
Cajun: WHOOSH! [rushes past the two pegasus] Cajun STRIKES!
Si: There's the toboggan!
Am: Claim it! Hurry!
[the Siamese twins arrive first to the halfway point to tap their team's toboggan]
Si and Am: Yes!
Cajun: [arrives next at the halfway point...and runs into his team's toboggan, knocking his sunglasses off in the process] Oof! [as his eyes spin around] Aaaaaakay...that coulda gone a lil smootha'...
Spitfire: [stops in front of the dazed fox] Try not to show off so much next time.
Dodger: [tags his team's toboggan as he arrives next] Heh, nothin' to-OOF! [gets shoved into the toboggan by a recently arrived Roscoe]
Roscoe: That's for the back chat earlier.
Sly: [skids to a stop at the point, spraying Si and Am with snow] Ladies.
Si: Ugh! We're on the same team, you ringtailed dimwit!
Am: Peh! I hate snow…
[the rest of the contestants begin to pile in with Starlight and Leshawna arriving side by side for their team, followed by Desoto and Lightning for their team, and then El Jefe and Doggie for their team]
Leshawna: I gotta say, that Suri Polomare's takin' her sweet time gettin' down back there, almost like she forgot that this is a race.
Starlight: Well, when you make a career off not doing any actual work yourself, it happens.
Sly: A real primadonna, huh?
[as Daria and Jane finally arrive as their team's toboggan, the members of Team Daredevil are still waiting for Thomas and Scat]
Desoto: What's holdin' those two?!
Lightning Dust: They still bitter about earlier?
Dodger: I mean…
Roscoe: They end up costing us the challenge, one a' their asses is outta here.
Dodger: Yoooou might wanna hold that thought cuz I can see them!
[the orange and black felines finally reach their team's toboggan]
Scat: Didn't keep you waitin' too long, did we?
Roscoe: You came close…
Thomas: Yeah…[looks away as his mind is on something else, though Dodger detects it]
Leshawna: Suri! Hurry it up, girl, we ain't got all day!
Suri: [arriving in with her usual haughty demeanor] Don't rush me, m'kay, I'll get down when I do, will that be all?
Leshawna: [scowls deeper at the lavender equine and grumbles]
[as the contestants unbuckle their skis and hurry into their respective teams' toboggans, Chef blows the whistle for them to race down the specific course]
Spitfire: C'mon, team, put your backs into it!
Doggie: Whattaya' mean, we ain't pushin' anythin'.
Spitfire: What I mean is put your weight forward so we can accelerate!
Cajun: Well, you heard the capt-hold on, I'm the one who's got the team name afta' him. I should-OH!
El Jefe: [as he leans his weight against Cajun] Estos personas…
[scene cuts to Team Siamese making their descent]
Si: We need more power at the front!
Am: Um...look, what they're doing! We should copy it!
Si and Am: Lean forward!
[the rest of Team Siamese begins to push forward...well, apart from Suri barely making an effort to lean as she tends to her hair]
[scene cuts to Team Daredevil making their descent]
Roscoe: [scowls as he sees the other toboggans beginning to overtake his own team's] Oh, no, you don't! C'mon, press forward and get this puppy into gear!
Lightning Dust: Alright, whoo-hoo! C'mon, c'mon!
Chris: [looking through his binoculars at the bottom of the mountain] Oooooooh, it's gonna be a close one, but it seems that the winner's gonna be…
[a toboggan is seen stopping in its tracks...revealing it to be blue]
...Team Daredevil!
Lightning Dust: YES!
Dodger: Hot dog!
Roscoe and Desoto: [fist-bump while giving content hmms]
Scat: [spinning Thomas around while hugging him] Haha, we did it, baby, we won!
Thomas: Hehe, you got that right, mon cul de baignoire!
Chris: Team Cajun, you came in second, so while you won't be going up to first class, you won't be heading towards elimination.
Jane: I suppose there's a silver lining in suffering in one area and being fine in the other.
Daria: Guess I'd better expect bagged peanuts for dinner.
Jane: Unless they happen to be from the nuthouse.
Daria: AKA, talk about having the worst first job.
Chris: Team Siamese, you came in last which means you're automatically on the chopping block, so I'll be seeing you at elimination!
[the members of Team Siamese groan at this]
Suri: Ugh, what a bunch of…[trails off into grumbling as she absentmindedly kicks back snow past Sly onto Si and Am]
Si and Am: Ugh!
[scene cuts to black, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris: Team Siamese, you're the first ones to send someone off the chopping block. Bet you're feeling not too sure of yourselves given that one of you will be going home. Also, Leshawna, it seems that first challenges and world tours just don't agree with you.
Leshawna: [rolls her eyes] Rub it in, why don't you?
Chris: In the loser class bathroom, you will find six passports. Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to vote off.
[static buzzing]
Starlight: [stamps a passport with an unamused expression]
[static buzzing]
Suri: [smugly stamps Sly's passport and walks out of the restroom...before Sly appears upside from the hatch and looks at the stamped passport]
[static buzzing]
Sly: [stamps Suri's passport with a scowl]
[static buzzing]
Leshawna: [stamps a passport without hesitation]
[static buzzing]
[Si and Am are shown in a split confessional ready to stamp a passport...when they pause and start to ponder]
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Chris: Okay, the votes are in! Peanut time! The first bag goes to...Leshawna [catches the bag]...Starlight [catches the bag]...Si and Am [catch the bags]. Players, this is the final bag of the evening. One of you will be the first to take a long plummet down to Earth, which will it be? Which thief has sought their last crime and which will be allowed to stay…
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Suri: [as Sly gaps next to her] Hah, I knew you'd all make the right choice
Chris: You've been voted off!
Suri: WHAT?!
Sly: Phew! [catches the bag with relief]
Suri: You! You can't do this to me, m'kay?! What's wrong with all of you?! How could you vote me over him?!
Starlight: If I had to narrow it down, it's that he's not as much of a bitch as you are.
Leshawna: Amen!
Si and Am: [look away innocently]
Chris: [tosses a parachute] You've got ten seconds to put this on before the Drop of Shame becomes the Drop of Pain!
Suri: [catches the chute with a scowl] Whatever, I didn't need this stupid show anyway, m'kay? I've got better things to do than to waste my time with a bunch of-[gets kicked in the back by Chef out the door]-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sly: Well, talk about being a real nutcase. Literally. [crunches on a peanut]
Chris: One down, seventeen to go! Who's next to take a long fall from grace, where will we end up next, and Suri ever stop being all "m'kay"? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Destiny!
[scene cuts to black as the episode ends]