Dylan Fitchar threw a punch at John Phoenix. It collided with his stomach and it bounced. It bounced because John Phoenix was fat.
John Phoenix tumbled over like an idiot and he was on his back. Dylan walked over his nemesis and grinned. He threw his fist down on John Phoenix but somehow the bloodied man actually caught it. Dylan slipped and landed on John Phoenix. He hissed but then he stopped hissing.
John Phoenix gently removed Dylan's clothing from his body and did the same to himself. His cock rose to unprecedented heights at the sight of Dylan's exposed chest. Sweat covered them both as they ejected body fluids from their genitals and John Phoenix made Dylan suck up every bit of it.
John Phoenix had sex with Dylan Fitchar. And then he died for unrelated reasons, the end.
PS: SHUT THE FUCK UP!