"Subaru where are you?"
"On my work bench, Emilia-tan"
"Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, give me a pun to me?
"Flip the appa over."
"What, I'm gonna touch it, and you're gonna tell me it's an alien or something."
"Come on, flip the appa, Emilia-tan. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge."
[Emilia hesitantly picks up the screwdriver and turns the appa over. The appa has Subaru's face on it]
"I turned myself into a appa, Emilia! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a appa. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a appa! W-what are you just staring at me for, Emilia-tan. I turned myself into a appa, Emilia!"
"And?"
"And"? What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a appa, and there isn't a president?"
"There is?"
"Who cares, Emilia-tan? Global acts of terrorism by the Witch Cult happens alot. Uh, here's something that's never happened before: I'm a appa. I'm APPA SUBARU!"
"Are you going to, I mean, you know, is this the first part of some magic trick?"
"I don't do magic, Emilia-tan, I do science. One takes brains, the other takes dark eye liner."
"Well, can you move? Can you fly?"
"I wouldn't be much of a appa if I could."
"All right, well, do appas live forever or-"
"Emilia-tan, stop digging for hidden layers and just be impressed. I'm a appa."
"I-I'm just trying to figure out why you would do this. Why anyone would do this."
"The reason anyone would do this is, if they could, which they can't, would be because they could, which they can't."