Disclaimer: I do not own Deadpool or anything else you may recognize

Now I know these fanatics lack what you call basic common sense, but it's hilarious they can't even understand irony when they see it.

Anyway, this is the last time I'll be dealing with these brainless twerps, since I've better things to do with my life, like getting my first COVID vaccination shot today.

Deadpool sat on a chair, his hands behind his head and his feet on the table. "So, how is everyone here, I'm just here for the introductions, all right? So, I killed 4 assholes yesterday, but the real-life assholes still can't shut the fuck up because 'don't like, don't read' is a concept lost to their limited mind, assuming they have one. So anyway, now it's time to pay for your sins."

He hopped up and twirling his gun, walked out of the room, firing it in the air for fun.

Then, Aragorn the author came into the room, covered in blood, not his own, but of the bound and gagged guy who he was dragging by the foot, and the guy was crying, but Aragorn didn't care. He also had a gun on his belt.

Aragorn put the guy in the middle of the room, and then sat down, looking at the camera.

"So, how are you people?" Aragorn asked. "Today, we are going to talk about a dickless, cowardly, immature, and brainless twerp, who can't understand irony even when it slaps them in the face."

Putting his feet up on the table, Aragorn said. "So, yesterday I wrote a fic where I had Wade kill Iris, Diggle, Curtis and Dinah in cartoonish ways, because a stupid fanatic couldn't keep his damn mouth shut! If he hadn't come after me, I wouldn't have written it."

Looking at the screen, Aragorn said. "Because here's the thing, fanatic, when I used to write fics torturing and killing these characters one year ago, I used to feel vindictive pleasure, but yesterday, on writing this fic, I didn't feel a single thing, nope, not a thing. Not even when Iris died, I didn't feel anything. Because I didn't want to write that fic, I was just going through the motions to show what your actions brought about."

Aragorn stroked his hair, some drops of blood falling down as he continued. "But, you still can't take a hint, can you? So, here we are one last time."

Aragorn then opened the page where he kept reviews for moderation, and there were 3 on 3 different fics, and he read out the one from 'Cartoonish deaths for a bitch and hypocrites'- "Don't bother justifying yourself, all you have done is proving my point about how petty you are and that doesn't include only Arrowverse characters but also how you treat Buffyverse characters like crap, now matter how horrible they are and the fact that you sent a message to me with this only proves that I'm right and I wasn't talking about just Arrowverse characters. You dislike Kennedy and Andrew and Riley and Robin? Fine, other people do, but there aren't countless fics whose point is to treat them like shit, like you do it."

Aragorn laughed hysterically, almost falling off his chair. "So, up until now you were going after Arrowverse fics I wrote one year ago. When I call you out on it, only then do you change tracks, and come after Buffyverse fics I wrote very recently. Don't think I didn't notice, because that's exactly what happened here."

Then he laughed really, actually falling off his chair, and picked himself back up. "And I say again, you are too stupid to recognize irony even when it slaps you on the face. You're saying I proved your point when all you did was prove mine. That fic wouldn't have existed had you just kept your mouth shut and moved the fuck on, like I do every single time I see a fic treating Team Cap like crap on AO3, something which you are clearly too immature to do."

After a little thinking, Aragorn said. "Also, just to be sure, I did a full headcount of fics where I treat characters I dislike badly. And the final number was 55. Also, to be generous to you, which you don't deserve, I also counted in fics where I just mildly criticized these characters, and ones where I go after fanatics are counted too. The final number was 55 out of 240, only about 23%. So you focus on 23% of my works, and not the other 77. And you say I write countless fics, HA! If you can't even count up to 55, you should go back to pre-nursery, you little brainless twerp."

Then Aragorn got another review of the moron from 'The Ripper unleashed on the creep'- "Do I dislike Andrew and Kennedy? Yes. Do I go out of my way to treat them like shit? No. Don't bother sending another message to me with a hate fic. All you did was proving my point."

Aragorn had to shake his head. "So you posted another review, saying the exact same thing, just worded a little differently. Obviously, you are insane, since Einstein described insanity as 'doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.' You posted the same crap thrice, worded differently, thinking it will lead to different results, but all you did was annoy me more. And it was YOU who proved MY point by doing this."

Then finally, Aragorn read the final one from 'A night at the theater'- "The fact that you exaggarate the character flaws and use that as an excuse to shit on them shows how immature you are."

At this point, Aragorn had to groan. "There was literally a Thesulac in the theater. You know? Those things that exaggerate all of your negative feelings? And I even said that was the reason Kennedy was behaving this badly in the theater. Learn to read you moron! And this fic was literally based on a senseless and crude parody movie, what were you expecting when you clicked on it? The two simply enjoying the movie? You're that dumb? Wait, stupid question, obviously you are."

Wiping some blood from his face, Aragorn said. "So, here's the thing- I can write and post whatever I want, bitch. You don't like it? Suck my cock, at least then you'd be doing something useful with your mouth for once. And it'll shut you up so that's another benefit. Whenever I see a fic treating characters I like horribly, you know what I do? I just move the fuck on without typing even a single alphabet in the review section. Don't believe me? You are welcome to look at every single fanfiction on FF or AO3 where characters I like are treated badly, and you won't even see a hint of me having been there. What do you do? Throw a tantrum because I treated a character I disliked horribly. Even though I always give warnings outside that this is not for those who like this character. There is this very simple concept- 'Don't like, don't read'. Get it through to your brain, or whatever you have in its place. Just move the fuck on."

Aragorn then took out his gun and shot the gagged and bound guy behind him in the balls, making him scream but the gag muffled it. "Oh! That is Warren Mears from Buffyverse."

Aragorn shot his balls again, even though they were destroyed, and he cried louder. "Now, this guy is an attempted rapist, and he also murdered a character who is the symbol of pure and unconditional love in possibly all of fiction. Now if you get triggered by me treating someone like him horribly, it says a lot more about you than me."

Aragorn blew the smoke off his gun and said. "Also, you clearly missed the point of my previous fic, you wanna know why I treat characters I don't like badly?" Aragorn tapped his head. "Psycho."

Smirking cruelly, showing off the blood dripping from his teeth, Aragorn said. "I sent a guy to a dispensary over a seat. What do you think I will do to you when I finally find you cowering in your mom's basement?"

Aragorn laughed maniacally, and Warren was afraid of him, but Aragorn shot him in the head, finally killing him.

"Now this, is the last time I'm gonna bother dealing with you pathetic fucktards. Because like I said earlier, I have better things to do in life, like writing actual stories, and ship fics, and maybe some more smut fics. Now, if you post another hate review, it is you who is proving my point, you little dickless coward. But you know what? Post a 100 reviews on every single fic of mine, telling me how immature and petty I am, when it's actually you, from now on, I won't even bother, I'll just delete 'em all, and carry on whatever I do, without giving you a 2nd thought. Because you are just not worth it. From now on, I'm not gonna write this, even if you post hate reviews on my stuff, because you are too worthless and pathetic. When you lay your head on your pillow tonight, I want you to lie in your bed and think. When you take your last breath, you're going to die alone and you're going to die forgotten."

And that's done. Now from this moment forth, my story with these shitheads is over, they can come at me again, but I'll just delete their bullshit without giving them any thought, because they ain't worth it.

Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with some other update. Stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!