Just your Classic War in the Tower
By anonymous writer 713, also known as JessicaL1963
If you like this story, please also try a story called: Must be Tuesday
I don't own Marvel. This is purely for fun and because I have read all the good fanfictions and need something to do :)
CHAPTER ONE
Steve was tired of being the good cop.
He was tired of just sighing, getting the broom, and cleaning up whenever Tony covered his room with red white and blue glitter. (If you read Must be Tuesday, you would understand that reference.)
Noooooo, Steve was ready to be the bad cop.
Now, you fine readers here may be wondering: Why has Mr. Boy Scout turned so evil? Well kiddies, it's an interesting story. You see,
Two weeks ago.
Steve woke up, yawning. He stretched, and sat up, lowering his feet to the floor. They were instantly wet. Steve's eyes popped open.
His floor was completely covered in paper cups, all filled to the brim with water.
One week ago
The avengers had gotten back from a mission, sticky and sweaty. Steve was ready to take a long shower and take a nap.
He turned on the water.
What came out didn't look like the fresh clear water he was expecting...
There was gravy coming out.
Steve, gritting his teeth in annoyance, unscrewed the showerhead. He found a bunch of gravy mix, that had clearly been poured down the tube that the water went through to reach the showerhead. (Now young readers, I'm not sure if this can happen or not, but when you live with Tony Stark you just have to be a believer.)
Ten minutes ago
Steve went into the kitchen to get a snack. Humming, he bit an apple while reading a book.
He opened the door to his room.
His face went red with real anger.
Tony had pulled the red white and blue glitter again.
Something in Steve just snapped.
So listen here readers, our friend Steve is ready to fight back. Will you be on...
TEAM SPANGLES:
Leader: Steve Rogers/Captain America/Capsicle
Deadly Assassin: Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Non-Bias Ally: Thor Odinson
TEAM EGOTISTICAL NARCISSIST:
Leader: Tony Stark/Iron Man
Deadly Assassin: Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Non-Bias Ally: Bruce Banner
MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!
Steve knew he had to pick either Natasha or Clint to be on his team, the reason behind this being that however close the two spies were, they always pranked one another. Neither of them would want to be on the same team as the other, because then they wouldn't be able to prank them.
He chose Natasha, though he wished he could choose both because while Natasha was slightly better at stealth than Clint, he knew the vents layout like the back of his hand.
Than it was between Bruce and Thor. He could only pick one, because no matter how mad you are, you have to follow prank war rules that state there is an even number of people on each team, unless Thor was in Asgard and there was only five people.
Bruce was a great strategist, but so was Natasha and Steve already had Natasha on his team.
Thor, on the other hand, had Mjolnir (May-OH-Neer), which only he could lift. Since only Thor could lift the hammer (which Tony was still grouchy about,) it could be used for funny pranks, like when Thor put it on the toilet seat when Tony really needed to go, or when he left it hanging from the handle of the sweets cabinet when Tony was forced by Pepper to go on a diet.
It was hilarious watching him try to tug the cabinet open, but the unworthy couldn't lift Mjolnir OR open a cabinet it was hanging from.
Steve gathered Natasha and Thor, and they immediately agreed to be on the team.
I'm really sorry, the story ends here. I will let you know If I choose to continue. I got another great idea for a story, and I was going to delete this, but then I figured I wanted to see how you like the first chapter, then decide what I wanted to do with it. Please review!.