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Real quick Disclaimer!
All the characters in this fanfic belong to Nintendo.
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Welcome to the Dating Game!
You can probably guess what this game is about, it's very simple really.
I am your game host, Crazy Hand!
But enough about me, let's get to the rules of this wonderful game that has caught all of your attention!
The whole thing starts out with one VERY special guest, who will be faced with the tough decision of the day!
Behind each of these curtains is a lovely gentleman in waiting, and our guest will have to choose which one is most suitable for them, by asking them questions and finding out more about them!
Which means one of these three Wonderful men will be walking out of this studio with a brand new girlfriend, and vice-versa.
And without further ado, meet our VeRY special Guest: Samus Aran!
"Why the hell did I sign up for this?" Samus sighed in annoyance, red gown practically glowing.
A large round of applause came from the audience, consisting of practically all of the smashers and spirits.
And now for our Very Lucky men:
The three curtains lifted up to reveal, Samus rolled her eyes, the three she would be judging.
Woah-Za! What a crew of handsome fellas! Let's welcome to our show;
Contestant #1: Solid Snake
Contestant #2: Captain Falcon
Contestant #3: Little Mac
Will Samus be able to choose which one she desires?
"Um. This feels wrong." Falcon complained.
Shut the hell up!
Falcon shuffled uncomfortably in his standing position.
Back to the game! Samus! Why don't you start our contestants out with a question!
Samus eyed a small paper card she held in her hand. It read different questions from different categories for her to ask the three men. She rolled her eyes again, and sighed.
"What're your favorite... colors...?" She asked, completely out of it.
"Seriously?" Snake asked in a gravelly voice.
"You wanted a question and you got one." Samus answered in annoyance.
That is not one of the questions you should be asking, but I'll let it slide for now.
"Thanks I guess." Samus mused. "Aren't you guys supposed to answer my question or something?"
The men were quiet, until Little Mac decided to speak up.
"Um.. I like green.."
"Mac... you're contestant #3! You're not supposed to be speaking until one of us starts." Falcon pointed out.
"Well you guys weren't saying anything so I figured I would just help myself." He huffed back.
"Well since I'm contestant #1, I'll go first... or second, since you 'helped yourself'" Snake jeered."I like black."
"Woah... totally not stereotypical." Samus grunted.
"It's gotta be blue for me, but not just because my car is blu-" Falcon was cut off by Snake who copied after Samus.
"Woah~ So stereotypical..."He mimicked in a girly voice.
"Guys please," Little Mac begged, "don't start this now.."
Shut it, Mac. Ya little shit.
Little Mac bent his head down in shame, staring at the floor.
Back to you, Samus!
"Okay.. if you had to take me out, how would you do it?"
"Okay, so... do you mean 'take you out' like on a date, or like 'take you out' by a gun or something.." Little Mac trailed off.
"It's sad that I even need to clarify this with you." She responded.
Mac lowered his head once again.
"Sam, we still have a chance to escape! Let's get out of here before it's too late-" Falcon blurted, but was once again cut off by Snake.
"Oh yeah? Well what if she ends up being more of a Solid Snake person then a Captain Birdy person."
"That's not likely." Samus grumbled.
Straying from the path once again, I see!
"Sorry... answer the question!" Samus yelled to her options.
"I think it would really depend on your mood, if you feel like a diner would be good, I'd bring you to one, if you weren't, then a nice walk in the woods could work. We could talk and get to know each other more." Falcon finished, and caught Samus smirking at him.
"I would totally bring you somewhere super expensive and exclusive, then we could watch the sunrise together." Snake gruffled.
"Asinine" Samus wheezed slightly.
"I think just a diner with good quality food would be good." Little Mac said sweetly.
Samus shrugged, "so we got one with Feelings, one with Looks, and one with Food. I'd be okay with either, honestly."
Moving on!
"Right.. how do you have fun?"
"Don't bother asking Mr. Snek-o-gecko other here, all he does is hide in a box all day." Falcon sneered.
"Well excuse me! I also enjoy reading.." Snake replied with some sensitivity in his voice.
"Well, I like to ride around the race track and occasionally take missions to stalk down loons who have bad intentions." Captain Falcon said confidently.
"I enjoy reading too. Training is also a possibility! Also snuggles." Little Mac spoke up.
"Well you'll be getting non of that from me" Samus sighed.
Next question!
"God! How much longer do I have to do this?" Samus complained.
As long as it takes for you to make your decision!
"But-" Samus then rolled her eyes, "whatever. This is the last question."
They all looked forward ready to answer honestly.
"Be completely honest with me; would you rather the big spoon of little spoon?"
"That's it? That's the question?" Snake uttered
"Yep."
"Hmmm really depends of how I'm feeling..." snake said, wonder in his voice.
"I'm definitely more of a big spoon guy." Falcon said, smoothing his hair out.
"Yeah same." Little Mac said.
"Oh, no you're not," Falcon interrupted, "You're definitely a small spoon. A little spoon."
"Wha- am not!" Little Mac spoke up defensively.
"Uh-huh you are."
"No!"
Samus cleared her throat and they all made eye contact.
"I've made my decision! And it's leaving here as soon as possible." She grumbled, slowly starting to leave the platform she had been set up on.
Wait- oh... Kay... well Folks, I guess that concludes our Dating Game! It didn't go exactly as planned, but we're still all glad you came around and wasted your time watching!
Hope you have a good rest of your night!
The Whole stage and audience began making their way out of the theater, slowly but surely.
Samus and Falcon walked out together, hand in hand.
"Well that was a literal disaster." Samus said, pressing her free hand into her forehead.
"It wasn't all that bad." Falcon chuckled.
"We probably should've told them that we are already seeing each other before they went through all the trouble of getting this prepared though."
Samus agreed, wholeheartedly.