The Cooper Residence. 1991.
It was night time in the Cooper residence. Three anthropomorphic raccoons were peacefully sleeping in two bedrooms: two adult raccoons and a little young raccoon cub. Little did the Cooper family know that somebody with powerful telekinetic powers would soon terrorize the Cooper family worse than The Fiendish Five.
A dark hooded human man wearing a firefighter uniform marched up the front steps of the Cooper house. The address read: 1235 W. Melrose Ave. The man's name was Andrew Detmer. He had some very powerful telekinetic powers. Telekinetic powers so powerful that it would make Carrie White and Jean Grey's telekinetic powers look tame. He, along with his cousin Matt Garetty and Steve Montgomery found a literal hole in the woods. The hole lead them to a strange blue glowing crystal. The crystal somehow gave the three teenagers telekinetic powers and the ability to fly like the DC Comics superhero Superman.
But, Andrew wanted to use his telekinetic powers for evil. First, he killed his friend Steve by striking a lightning bolt at him. Then, Andrew started to go down a dark path. He and his cousin Matt had distanced themselves. Andrew wanted to have money to pay for his mother's cancer treatment. He broke into the house silently through the window. He landed in the living room. On the walls were pictures of various raccoons. He ran upstairs very fast. A young raccoon cub woke up upon hearing the strange noises. The raccoon's name was Sly Cooper. He was just seven years old.
He was terrified about the noises. He opened the door to his bedroom. He saw a man in a firefighter suit running towards his parent's bedroom. Sly started to run towards him. The human noticed the little raccoon running towards him. The man telekinetically pushed the raccoon against the wall. He landed against the wall with a thud. Connor Cooper and his beautiful raccoon wife Ellie woke up in an instant. Suddenly, their bedroom door was forced open and a man wearing a firefighter outfit burst into the bedroom. He held a gun in his hand and a camera in the other hand.
"GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY, NOW!" Andrew yelled at the top of his lungs to the raccoon couple. Connor was beyond scared. So was his wife Ellie.
"Why do you want our money for?" Connor asked Andrew.
"My mother is dying from cancer. I need the money." Andrew said to the male raccoon.
"Why can't you just donate some money to a charitable cancer fund?" Ellie asked Andrew.
"They're a bunch of motherfucking, cocksucking assholes!" Andrew said to me.
"Well, we ain't giving you our money." Connor said to Andrew. "Look elsewhere."
Connor's statement made Andrew very angry. He pushed the bed aside violently with his mind. He went over to the bedroom closet. He looked for the safe in which held the money. He found it. The human somehow figured out the safe's combination (don't ask). Connor grabbed his trusty trademark Cooper cane and tried to whack Andrew upside the head with it. Unfortunately for the raccoon, he didn't know that Andrew had telekinetic powers. As such, the human simply picked up the cane in mid air with his mind and slashed him across the chest with it. The male raccoon's chest was spurting blood. His raccoon wife rushed over to him. Andrew poured the money out of the safe and into the burlap sack.
Once all of the money was in the bag, Andrew ran out of the bedroom. He ran past the petrified raccoon cub who entered his parents bedroom. He saw his injured father and wept. His mother wept too. Andrew flew out of the window of the Cooper household. He flew toward the country of Spain. He wanted to kidnap a little vixen named Carmelita Montoya Fox. Carmelita was only 10 years old. He flew over the city of Madrid until he spotted the Fox household. It was a big house. Andrew flew toward the window. He saw a little fox girl kit and a teenage fox boy sleeping in a bed together.
The human opened the window using his telekinetic powers. He flew silently into the room. He saw Carmelita sleeping peacefully. Andrew flew over where Carmelita was sleeping. He lifted the little fox girl using his powers. He wrote a ransom note beside where Carmelita's bed spot was. He laid next to her brother Julio. He then flew off with the little vixen.