The camera opens to show a familiar looking island surrounded by the darkness of the night sky. Everything is calm. The deer are sleeping. The bears are sleeping. The Sasquatchanakwa are sleeping. It is quiet. It is serenity. It is bliss.
"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE GET YOUR BEHINDS MOVING, WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY PEOPLE!"
Ah yes, it was too good to be true.
For it was Chris Mclean.
"Let me see..can't do that, that's boring, that's rated R, that's controversial..can't do that it's not legal..yet." The camera was set on Chris as he paced around the room with a coffee in hand. He took a sip to try to relax. "PFFFFTTTT! IT'S COLD!" He cringed as he threw the cold coffee across the room, hitting a window and landing on a small bunny. Chris, with his brows furrowed, looked across the room scanning. Until finally he landed. "YOU! INTERN! YOU'RE FIRED!" The intern in question was a female with white hair, a pale complexion, and soft blue eyes in the classic intern outfit. Her eyes welled up with tears as she ran out of the room. Chris sighed as he sat down and rubbed his temples.
"I'm sorry Chef, this isn't like me. At all." Chef, who was reading a book 'How to look handsome in tights: A 101 guide to being a true man.' looked up and stared at him. It took him a while but eventually, he got the message. "Well, I guess you're right. It's just..look man it's been years since the last Total Drama season and fans are craving perfection. Hell, even I'M craving perfection!" Chef put down his book and took a sip of his coffee, which was smartly put in a thermos flask, and finally engaged in the conversation.
"You say that like you're surprised. And anyways why does it matter if it's big and showy? Just make it some Blast From the Past Total Drama edition mumbo jumbo." Chris gaped at him. How did he not think of this sooner? It's perfect, I mean he already had the island. "Chef! First, give me that!" He snatched the flask from Chef's hands and took a big sip of coffee, being met with a glare from Chef. "Ah, that hits the spot. Now, Chef, this is the moment everyone had been waiting for. But what to call it.. " He looked over to Chef and was met with nothing. Chef was back to reading and was whistling a familiar tune. Suddenly he had an idea..
As the Sun set and the Moon rose, something else rose. Something else rose inside of Chris Mclean, something far more sadistic.
Trees fell as cabins rose. Animals scattered as marshmallows gathered. Chris Mclean's sanity has been through a tragedy. And all of this..all of this for what?
"TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF WAWANAKWA"
And that's a wrap! Yes, it is I 9fluffycloud9 back from the dead. Now I know what our thinking "Why are you just now writing TDROW" That is completely understandable. I have been wanting to write it for so long but I just didn't know where to start and days turned to weeks to months. Hell, it's the next year already! But I wasn't ready at the time to put everything into fanfiction but I am now and voila! A prologue for your satisfaction! I will be creating an updated app and posting it in the next chapter along with the rules and such.
I hope you guys like this and send your OCS when the app is ready :D
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and yes how to look manly while wearing tights is a reference to Camp Steve