I have no idea what this is, I just wanted to write something funny *shrugs*
"I have to Stanley, it's the only way!" 'Ford' yelled to his twin who had a look of hopelessness on his face.
Wow, he must be good at acting.
I should really stop breaking the fourth wall...
"Grunkle Ford, no!" Dipper screamed.
"Yeah, Bill makes bad deals!" his sister Mabel agreed, sticking her tongue out and blowing a raspberry at the dream demon. He swiveled around, still at his enormous size.
"Now, don't toy with me, Shooting Star! I. See. Everythin-" Out of nowhere, she pulled out the spray paint can and got a good squirt in his eye. "Ow! Not again! Why?! Every time!"
"Nice shot pumpkin!" Stan yelled with a smile before the two twins were roughly dropped to the ground.
"I know that hurts because I've accidentally done it to myself! Multiple times!" Mabel said in a proud voice, smiling as she held the paint bottle up in the air triumphantly as if to show it off like an award.
Her brother took out the shrinking/growing flashlight and enlarged the cage so the spaces were large enough for them to crawl out. "Save yourselves, run! We'll take care of Bill!" Dipper shouted.
"What? No, it's a suicide mission!" Ford protested, fear in his voice.
"Trust me, we've beaten Bill before-"
"-And we'll do it again!" Mabel finished for him. "Hey, Bill! Come get us, you pointy jerk!"
I've gotta admit, that 'pointy jerk' comment was pretty nice, though. Okay, for real, I need to stop breaking the fourth wall. ...Oh shoot, I'm missing it! I should really pause this when I voice my thoughts out loud in the middle of the show.
"I'vE gOt SoMe ChILdrEn I nEeD tO tUrN iNtO cOrPsEs!"
Out of nowwhere, there was suddenly a booming voice...
Woah, woah, woah, stop right there, you need to calm down, buddy. I don't like breaking the forth wall, but it sounds like you need to be taught a lesson.
"Wh- WHAT?! The Fourth Wall?! How could you possib-"
"Uh, what's going on, Dip?" Mabel asked.
"I don't even know." her brother responded.
My name is soakingwetpaper14, but feel free to call me Paper for short. I'm here to change the cannon events of this episode.
"Episode? Wait, has this whole summer been part of a show?"
"Oh, Pinetree, it's funny how dumb you are! And you're even worse than him, Super Soaker!"
In a few seconds, you won't be laughing, William Cipher. Do you have any last words?
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... Doritos."
Then all the bags of Dorito chips stocked in all the stores nationwide began to shake, and the whole world exploded. People sure eat a lot of Doritos…
And then Weirdmageddon went global, and that was how the world ended.
I broke the fourth wall and I still couldn't prevent it! Dammit!
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EVEN YOU COULDN'T STOP IT! GO CONQUER THE WORLD, HENCHMANIACS!"
THE END.