This idea was born when I saw the Josh vs Josh vs Josh fight online. I HAD to write it, but 2 weeks later, am still struggling to finish it so am yeeting what I have online first.

Disclaimer: All characters in this fanfiction do not belong to me. All Naruto characters belong to Kishimoto, and Nara Shikako to Silver Queen.

Inspired by the following (in no particular order, cuz I read wayyy too many DOS recursive):
- Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine (please search on ffn, I can't link T^T)

- Shializaro's Complete Disarray and trees uprooted (considerable damage) (htt ps:/ / w w w . archiveofourown. org/works/19816039/chapters/46918936)

(htt ps:/ / w w w . archiveofourown works/28458474)

- donahermurphy's Complications (please search on ffn, I can't link T^T)

- Pepperdoken, VagabondDawn, wafflelate's In a Definite Place at a Definite Time

(htt ps:/ / w w w . archiveofourown works/18426930/chapters/43647630)

- Sheliak's Fire Lessons

(htt ps:/ / w w w . archiveofourown. org/collections/Heliocentrism/works/20288317)

- Umei no Mai's Compass of thy Soul (please search on ffn, I can't link T^T)

Reason being I cherry pick ideas from the above and mush them all together into this...random AU, and I feel that it's a discredit to the wonderful writers if I do not link them here. Enjoy!

"Next." A bored looking Senju clansman waved at the next in line.

"Uchiha Nakano."

His eyebrow twitched, but calmly recorded her name and details, before giving the Uchiha a small identification card.

"Next."

"Uchiha Sasuke."

The registrar noted his particulars, and passed Sasuke his identification card.

"Next."

"Uchiha Nakano."

"How many Nakanos do the Uchiha have?" Tobirama muttered.

Izuna scowled. Madara glared protectively at his clan, and replied, "over 50."

The Senjus did a double take.

Tobirama hissed. "This will not be easy."

Izuna sniped, "not our fault you cannot distinguish between them."

Madara said nothing, but privately agreed. Non-Uchihas in general have trouble telling apart clan members, let alone those with the same names aka Nakano. Of course, they have lineages to help, but he is not willing to share too much clan information with outsiders. Madara suppressed a sigh. If only Hashirama did not beg so hard and ultimately, convinced him, he would not have agreed to such unnecessary paperwork.

"We should totally have a village registrar, Madara! Konoha citizenship will help foster a sense of belonging!"

"Unnecessary. We already have our own clan registrar, besides, there's only us and you Senjus right now."

"But Madara, Konoha will grow! The Akimichi alliance and Inuzuka clan are interested in joining Konoha, and talks are already underway! We'll have more than just us!"

"I'm sure they have their own clan records as well."

"Yes, but there's also several clanless ninja keen on joining us! With a centralised registrar, it will be easy and fair to distribute missions. Or what Tobi says."

Madara begrudgingly agreed. Sighing, "alright, Hashirama. I will arrange for the clan to register."

"Wonderful! I will get Tobi to arrange!" Hashirama beamed.

Tobirama is nothing but efficient. Within days, a small registrar's office was set up, but due to the sheer numbers of the Uchiha clan, registration took place outside, on a clear plot of land. Which...led to the current situation.

After much grumbling and twitching, the registrar eventually managed to finish his job. Grumbling, Madara led the clan back to their homestead.