Dream
Harry had left the battlefield at Hogwarts, many of the wizards hailed him as a
savior when Harry kept commenting that he wouldn't have been able to win the war
without the help of his friends. The reporters hounded him outside his house, taking
pictures of everything he did or said. Harry was tired of the constant hounding and he was planning to leave for a couple of years so he can start his own private life.
On the day he was planning to leave, he had an owl set up to sent letters to his friends after
he headed on his journey elsewhere.
Harry took a magic mop to land somewhere in the forests of Tanzania where
they wouldn't think of finding him. At this place, he could spend day and night
running through the bushes and appreciated the greatness of nature. On one of his
days of laying on sun rock, he heard a rustling in the bushes, and he thought it was a
rabbit before he felt a pain in his flank. Great, was all he thought before he lost
consciousness.
The next time he woke up was in a small forest before he noticed the glass walls
surrounding him and the people gawking at him. What the heck? Where am I? His
head still felt dizzy but he could hear someone was roaring.
"Welcome to the Central Park Zoo! We now showcase our new animal, a rare
white panther!" Seriously! Do I get caught to become a toy for these despicable
Monkeys?! Not thinking of the fact that he was once one of the so-called despicable
monkeys.
"Hey, you must be the new recruit!" Harry turned to see that a zebra was talking
to him and standing on two legs.
"What do you want herbivore?" The zebra looked confused, "Herbivore?
Whatever, anyway we just wanted to welcome you to the zoo, this is Gloria" pointing
to the hippo, "Merman" at the giraffe that had some type of cone around his neck
"and Alex" lastly to the lion with a nice combed hair.
He noticed Alex was chewing on a stick repeatedly and with a certain rhyme.
Harry pointed at Alex, "What's wrong with him?" Marty turned to look, "Oh, don't
worry about him, he's just worried that you'll take his spotlight" Harry snorted, "Is
that it? he can take it, I don't care about those despicable monkeys at all" Alex
jumped up from his spot and pointed at Harry.
"How could you just disregard the loving attention they give you?"
"Because they could easily turn on whenever they want, the customer is god!"
Harry growled out, spitting out his experience of past life. "So you can keep all your
little fans to yourself" Alex spluttered and turned red. The rest of the gang tried to
smother their snickers, but it apparently not working so well because Alex had
already turned on them.
As time went on, Harry got used to being at the zoo though at times he did miss
the thrill of chasing and running through the wildness. He heard Alex waking up the
others on what he remembered as Marty's birthday. "Oops! You mind keeping it
down, some of us are trying to sleep" then turned to Marty, "Happy tenth birthday
herbivore." Marty, Gloria, and Merman gave up on trying to get Harry to call them by
their names while Alex still yelled at Harry for his drastic reaction.
"Thanks, Harry," Marty replied when he was still struggling to sleep.
Harry then proceeded to sleep the whole day away, at least that was the plan
until he heard the other animals freaking out about Marty's disappearance.
"You damn herbivores, what I just said? lock up the fucking door!" but they
didn't listen as they were already broke the door and Harry resignedly followed them
out.
He followed them all the way to the station but they seemed goofing and
running like headless flies trying to find Marty. Freaking herbivores. He saw Merman
coming out from the men's restroom, "Hey guys! That room has those stinky sinks
you can wash in and look! Free mints!"
Harry made a disgusted noise. "You freaking herbivore! Those aren't mints!"
grabbing the 'mints' and throwing them in the trash, "Those are what they put in
toilets when they have loose bowels" Merman tried to wipe his tongue off when he
learned what they were. While Gloria and Alex were laughing aloud.
Alex then yelled "Fuck that! This is an urgent mission to find Marty but not to
find shit! Where's the train?!"
They stuck their heads onto the tracks, when Harry heard the train was coming,
he pulled them out of the way before they ended up splattered all over the station
walls. "What's the matter with you guys?! Do you wanna die?! You don't know these
places as well as I do, so follow my lead I can take you where he is" he yelled as they
got on the right train.
Soon they had quickly caught up to where Marty was and Harry saw the people
running out as the police ran in. Alex and Marty stopped arguing when they saw the
police surrounding them. Harry saw an old lady walk up to Alex before she kicked
him in the legs.
Alex tried to explain the situation to the cops after he recovered from that kick,
and saw that they pushed an animal control dude into the circle. That guy looks like
he's about to pee his pants. Harry yelled out to Alex, "Hey idiot! They can't
understand you!"
Alex turned to Harry and hissed, "Shut up! I'm trying to get them to let us go
back home," Harry saw that animal control dude aim the gun at Alex. He screamed
and pushed him out of the way as he fired.
"Owww! tranquilizers hurt!" Harry yelled as he pulled it out but the drug had
already flown into his bloodstream. Harry fell to the ground since the drug made his
legs weak and was trying to keep his eyes open as large as he could.
"HARRY!" They all yelled out. "Calm down you freaking herbivores. It's just a
sleeping sedate, I'm not dying" was all he got to say before he succumbed to the
drug.
"Harry!" he heard Alex and Marty yelled. Alex asked, "Are you alright?" "Does it freaking sound like I'm alright?"
The next thing Harry knew was he woke up with a pounding headache, "Ugh, anyone gets the monster that hit me?"
"Yup, he's fine," Marty said. Harry heard Gloria wake up. Then Merman and
Alex explained to him that they were getting a zoo transfer. "Zoo transfer?! No, I
can't be transferred. I have an appointment at 5:00 p.m. There are prescriptions that
have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care, I am not going
anywhere!"Marty cried out.
Then the time frozen, after a silent minute Marty calmed down and spoke again
"We are gonna be okay!"
"No Marty, we're not gonna be okay. Now, because of you, we're ruined!" Alex
yelled out.
Marty put in again, "Excuse me, I fail to see how this is my fault." Gloria but in
here, "You're kidding, right Marty." Harry heard that also, "Did you seriously think
that the herbivores over here would let you go by yourself?" Marty thought about that
but Alex continued yelling, "You ticked off the people! I don't know who I am! I
gotta go find myself in the WILD!"
Marty and Alex kept on fighting which led to Alex banging his crate against
Marty's causing the rest of them to vibrate. He then felt the boat turn sharply and
heard something creak. Alex stop doing that stupid thing before something bad
happened but it was too late as the crates toppled into the water.
Ugh, why do those herbivores never listen? He noticed Alex was drifting away
from the rest of them, "ALEX!" he joined in for the yells of Alex. Let's hope that we
all meet up again soon.
Then there was a lighting bolt struck on nowhere, with his brain still aching,
Harry opened his eyes and found himself lying in the bushes he always passed by,
then he realized that it was just a dream.
"This dream is too wired to be true. Who the fuck can imagine himself turn into
a panther and then turn back to the normal person again? It's nonsense!" He spoke to
himself emotionlessly. There was nobody around him, not even a single creature, and
the only feeling he had now was the hollowness. Maybe I should to find another
Voldemort to fight with.