#ramen4lyfe = Naruto Uzumaki

my clan is dead = Sasuke Uchiha

champagne without the cham = Shikamaru Nara

dog breath = Kiba Inuzuka

bugstr boy = Shino Aburame

jeffree star = Sabaku No Gaara

#destinyisfate = Neji Hyuuga

daddy = Minato Namikaze

pirate = Kakashi Hatake

pervy weirdo = Jiraiya

bowl cut boy = Rock Lee

lee's pokemon evolution = Maito Gai ( Might Guy )

annoying pinkette = Sakura Haruno

stalker = Hinata Hyuuga

jazmine = Jasmine Wang ( Me / Author )

( This won't have any Chapter Titles since it's basically just a Group Texting Story )

( This is also going to be a Naruto - Centric Harem in a group chat lol )

( REMINDER: All Fanon not Canon )

Naruto Uzumaki made a Groupchat.

Naruto Uzumaki named the Groupchat dumbass mfs.

Naruto Uzumaki added Sasuke Uchiha , Shikamaru Nara , Kiba Inuzuka , Shino Aburame , Sabaku No Gaara ...

Naruto Uzumaki changed their name to #ramenfanboy.

#ramenfanboy changed Sasuke Uchiha's name to my clan is dead.

my clan is dead
what the hell dobe
why the fuck did u add us here

#ramenfanboy
ayo stfu?! im tryna add more changes here dumb mf

Kiba Inuzuka
PLSSS HHAHSDH

my clan is dead
.. fuck off dog breath

Kiba Inuzuka
WHATEVER

#ramenfanboy changed Shikamaru's name to champagne without the cham.

Kakashi Hatake
STOP NOT CHAMPAGNE WITHOUT THE CHAM

#ramenfanboy
dont think ur safe sensei.

Kakashi Hatake
wait no

#ramenfanboy changed Kakashi's name to pirate.

pirate
WHY IS MY NAME PIRATE STOP

#ramenfanboy
u must be dumb mf u got one eye covered stupidass bitch
anyway gtg back to changing yalls names 33

#ramenfanboy changed Shino's name to bugstr boy.

bugstr boy
... /3

#ramenfanboy changed Gaara's name to jeffree star.

Kiba Inuzuka
JEFFREE STAR?! NOO LMFAOO

#ramenfanboy changed Minato's name to daddy.

Kiba Inuzuka
ayoo what...

daddy
WHAT

my clan is dead
AYOO WHAT DID HE SAYYAYAYAYAY

#ramenfanboy changed Neji's name to #destinyisfate.

Kiba Inuzuka
NOT DESTINY IS FATE

#ramenfanboy changed Jiraiya's name to pervy weirdo.

pervy weirdo
dont u have respect for ur sensei naruto /3

#ramenfanboy
well not when ur snooping no u weirdo

pervy weirdo
ouch

#ramenfanboy changed Lee's name to bowl cut boy.

#ramenfanboy changed Gai's name to lee's pokemon evolution.

pirate
GOODBYE NOT POKEMON

#ramenfanboy changed Sakura's name to annoying pinkette.

Kiba Inuzuka
mhmm , notice how my name still hasnt changed

#ramenfanboy
ur not special kiba , im changing ur name next

#ramenfanboy changed Kiba's name to dog breath.

dog breath
fuck dnskjfdkg MY BREATH DOESNT SMELL LIKE A DOGS BREATH

#ramenfanboy
yes that explains why ur breath DOES smell like a dogs one
it smells like u kissed akamaru bro..

pirate
thats embarrassing goodbye lmfao

#ramenfanboy changed Hinata's name to stalker.

#ramenfanboy
im sorry but i do notice u stalking me n its kinda weird lmfao

pirate
no cuz its true

#ramenfanboy
alr im finished with changing everyones name now

jazmine added jazmine to the Groupchat.

#ramenfanboy
uhh who tf..

jazmine changed the Groupchat's to narutos harem.

#ramenfanboy
AYO WHATATATATTS

dog breath
WHAT I DONT EVEN LIKE THAT IDIOT

champagne without the cham
ditto , too much of a pain to even have a crush on someone tbh.

jazmine
ok well then tell me what u think of this lmao

jazmine sent a picture in the Groupchat.

( If you can actually see the photo please tell me , if not just imagine Naruto in a maid outfit lol )

#ramenfanboy
shit where the fuck did u find this
I TOOK IT IN PRIVATE T=WFHDFH

dog breath
thats hot
WAIT UM
FYCK HOW DO U DELETE A MESSAGE

#ramenfanboy
... what did u say kiba?

dog breath
totally dont have a boner rn lol

champagne without the cham
sorry what did u just say ?