It Looks like it's going to be another lovely day at Imp City, down here in the toxic and cruel afterlife of Hell, so far.
The sky is beautifully red, the demonic birds are chirping, some of the imp demons appear to be having a lovely day, minding their own business. It seems to be a perfect day in Imp City so far. That is unless something fucked up will happen today in the City. It's Hell after all.
Fuck me, another shitty fucking day at work, an Imp demon namedMoxxie thought to himself, not wanting to go to work today. But he has to go to work.
Moxxie is an imp demon who has red skin with white freckles on his cheeks. His white-pointy hair leads up to his curvy black and white striped horns. He also has yellow sclera with what seems to be no irises and only slit pupils. Moxxie has a long red thin tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end, as well as lanky digitigrade legs ending in what appears to be cloven red hooves, reminiscent of artiodactylids.
Moxxie's outfit consists of a black tuxedo, a white blank long sleeve collar shirt inside the black jacket, he's wearing a red bowtie, black pants and fingerless gloves.
Moxxie then looks to her Imp demon wife, Millie, and he says to her, "Millie, I know this might seem a bit childish, but I really don't wanna go to work today. Our boss sometimes treats me like shit and his daughter, Loona, hates me so much. She treats me more badly than our boss does.
Millie is a Imp demon with a long, demonic tail with white markings. She has eyes made up of yellow scleras and black pupils. She has long black eyelashes that extend beyond the sides of her hair.
She has two black horns with three thin white stripes and greyish-black hair with a white splotch in the centre and bangs that cover half of her right horn. She has a beauty mark on her left cheek and a gap between her front teeth.
Her attire consists of black lipstick, a simple black choker, a cold-shoulder black crop top with gold buttons where the straps at the top meet the torso piece, torn black pants, black fingerless gloves, and black footwear that does not cover her hoof-like toes.
Millie also has a tattoo in the shape of a heart on her right shoulder, and two white splotches on the insides and outsides of each of her elbows.
After Moxxie had said to his wife, Millie, that he doesn't want to go to work, Millie feels the pain that Moxxie feels whenever he works at the I.M.P.
She sometimes witnesses her husband getting bullied, teased, harassed and treated horribly by Blitzo and Loona. And she hates seeing her poor husband getting treated like shit.
The two of the imp demons want to quit their jobs at the Immediate Murder Professionals and look for a better working establishment to work at. But they both get paid a lot to kill people in the living world for their clients.
And is getting paid a lot of money worth the unfair and cruel treatment that Moxxie gets thrown right at his face? Fuck no.
Then Millie takes a deep breath and says to Moxxie, "Moxxie, honey, I respect that you don't want to go to work today because of how badly our boss and his adopted daughter treats you. But our boss is actually a nice guy."
Then Moxxie smirks a little bit and feels a little bit happy to hear that his boss, Blitzo, is a nice guy.
"Well, when you get to know him more," Millie added, ruining her husband's hopes.
As a response to what Moxxie's wife had just added, his heart sinks as he shows a disappointed look on his face.
"Let's just get this bullshit over with," Moxxie told Millie in a disappointed and depressed tone.
As so, the two imp demons begin walking to the Immediate Murder Professionals headquarters. Or, for short, The I.M.P. building.
The I.M.P. building is not too far away from where Moxxie and Millie live, so the walk takes them four minutes.
After the four-minute walk, Moxxie and Millie arrive at the I.M.P. building.
When Moxxie and Millie both had just entered themselves into the building, their boss walks up to them, looking happy and whatnot.
The I.M.P. boss's name is Blitzo. The O is silent in his name. Even though having an O in his name when it's actually a silent O kind of makes no sense.
Blitzo is a very lanky jester-like imp with a pointed tail who conversely has wide-proportioned hands, pointed feet with a boot-like heel, and a narrow head with curved horns. His eyes have black lines running down the eyelids and his sclera are yellow with red irises.
Blitzo has crimson skin with trace white blotches that cover his right eye and the tip of his tail, black-and-white striped horns with black spines between them running to his tail, and black stripes around his tail. A heart-shaped skull symbol rests on his forehead. He wears a torn black jacket with red buttons, black pants, black boots (incidentally sharing the same shape as his feet), and large black fingerless gloves with yellow eyes on them. Blitzo also has a red skull charm around his neck.
"Good morning Moxxie and Millie. How's it going, M and M?" Blitzo kindly said to his two employees with a smile on his face.
"What do you want, sir?" Moxxie sighed.
"Moxxie, remember when I assigned you to do your weekly paperwork yesterday?" Blitzo asked Moxxie. "Yeah?" Moxxie responded. "Have you complete your paperwork last night?" Blitzo asked Moxxie.
Suddenly, at that moment, Moxxie realised that he had forgotten to do his weekly paperwork last night. Which his boss assigned him to do.
"I'm sorry sir, but I kind of forgot to do my paperwork last night," Moxxie apologised to Blitzo for he had forgotten to do his paperwork last night.
Blitzo finds it unacceptable because this is officially the fourth time these two months that Moxxie forgot to complete his weekly paperwork.
With a deep breath of disappointment, he says to Moxxie, "Moxxie, this has been the fourth time these two months that you forgot to do your weekly paperwork."
Moxxie then gives him a reason why this keeps happening, "Sir, I can explain." "Shut the hell up," Blitzo interrupted Moxxie.
"I don't wanna hear another word from you or your baby dick," Blitzo insultingly added. Blitzo may not know this, but both Moxxie and Millie take offence to their boss's insult about the size of Moxxie's dick.
"And to top it all off and since this is officially the fourth time these two months that you forgot to do your weekly paperwork, Moxxie, 50% is coming out of your paycheck," Blitzo said to Moxxie. And then Blitzo walked away with a disappointed look on his face.
And this proves Moxxie that today is going to be another shitty day at work, Like always.
"Oh, crumbs," the imp demon mumbled to himself, "Can this day get any fucking worse?"
Can this day get any worse for Moxxie? Well, in the case of the working environment of the Immediate Murder Professionals, Yes it can.
(10 AM)
Blitzo's adopted daughter named Loona had just finished taking her lazy ass nap when Moxxie enters himself into her bedroom. Raising an eyebrow, Loona asks the imp demon in a moody tone, "What the fuck do you want, Moxxie?"
Loona is a wolf-like teenage female hellhound. She has a dog-like muzzle with pointy teeth and a dark grey nose, red sclera with white irises, white fur with grey patches on her shoulders, a big bushy tail and voluminous grey hair swept to the side to reveal her ear.
Her outfit features a black choker that has white spikes. Her grey crop top has strings shaped like a star to resemble a pentagram to hold it up. Loona wears fingerless gloves and shorts with a crescent moon cut on the right side. She also wears black toeless stockings and is barefoot, due to her digitigrade stance. She has a piercing on her right eyebrow and two piercings in her left ear.
And like always, Loona is Moody, grumpy and rude towards others.
"Quick question. Why in Satan's name do I keep getting those spam emails about getting a penis enlargement? I thought we fixed this spam email issue last week," Moxxie asked the moody teenage hellhound.
Loona then smirks. And here's a little truth, she's the one that's been sending and spamming those emails to Moxxie under a false email she made with help from a friend of hers. "I'm sure it's not that big of a deal," said Loona with a smirk on her face.
"OF COURSE IT'S A BIG DEAL LOONA!" Moxxie shouted with a bit of anger, "I DON'T NEED A LOT OF EMAILS BEING SENT TO ME THAT ASK ME IF I WANT A BIGGER DICK!"
"No, fuck that dude, I mean that little furry caterpillar that you call a dick. I'm 100% sure it's not that big of a deal," Loona chuckled, teasing the imp demon.
"Maybe you can give that penis enlargement ad a try and see if it would give you a bigger and better dick. That way, you could finally give your wife a sexy night to remember, you fucking virgin," she added with a silent chuckle, still teasing the imp demon.
As a response to Loona's insult, Moxxie screams in frustration and he starts stomping back to his office downstairs, all while mumbling about how he's plotting to one day turn Loona into a fur coat for his wife.
Loona then laughs before going on her laptop.
It's way too easy for the hellhound to get Moxxie all riled up. And let's just say, both Moxxie and Loona don't like each other. In fact, they both hate each other.
(10:45 AM)
Moxxie is now in the break room on the fourth floor of the I.M.P. building. And he is making himself a nice cup of coffee, because why the fuck not?
A few seconds later, Moxxie had finished making his coffee. But then, unfortunately, before he could even drink his coffee, Blitzo takes Moxxie's cup of coffee and starts drinking the entire coffee out of the coffee mug in one gulp, thinking that it's his. Even though that cup of coffee is for Moxxie.
After Blitzo took one huge gulp of coffee, which was Moxxie's, the I.M.P. boss gives the empty coffee mug back to Moxxie. "Thanks for that awesome cup of coffee, Moxxie," Blitzo complimented his employee for that cup of coffee, even though it was for Moxxie. But Blitzo didn't know. He thought it was for him.
This frustrates Moxxie because not only his boss had drunk his whole coffee, but that was the last coffee in the building.
"SIR! WHAT THE HELL!" Moxxie yelled at his boss, "THAT CUP OF COFFEE WAS MINE!" But Blitzo doesn't give a dame. "Well, you should of told me that quicker before I chugged the whole thing."
And being satisfied with the cup of coffee that was for Moxxie, Blitzo leaves the break room. And this now leaves Moxxie to groan in anger. "That was the last mother fucking coffee," he groaned in anger.
He then takes a minute to relax and lower the anger that he is feeling right now. "Breathe in, Moxxie," he said to himself, taking a deep breath and calming down, "Breathe in."
Then suddenly, Moxxie starts to feel a little hungry. So he goes to the fridge and finds himself something to eat. And in the fridge, Moxxie finds a half-full packet of marshmallows. So he takes the half-full packet of marshmallows and starts eating the marshmallows, one by one.
Two minutes later, Loona walks into the break room and she finds Moxxie eating the packet of marshmallows, which the packet is now empty.
Loona couldn't believe what her eyes are seeing right now. Moxxie has eaten her marshmallows.
The teenage hellhound then becomes pissed off, she stomps towards Moxxie and when she got closer to him, she strangles him, causing the weak imp demon to choke.
"YOU FUCKING ATE ALL OF MY MARSHMALLOWS!?" Loona screamed directly at Moxxie with rage while strangling him to death.
At this point, Moxxie is now struggling to breathe due to how tightly Loona is grabbing his neck. "I'm...I'm so...so sorry, Loona. I didn't...I didn't know that...that those were...your...marshmallows,"
But being the difficult bitch that Loona is, she doesn't accept innocent Moxxie's apology.
"EXCUSES! EXCUSES!" Loona yelled, "NEXT TIME YOUR FAT ASS EATS MY MARSHMALLOWS OR ANY OF MY FOOD AGAIN THERE'S GONNA BE A MORE FUCKED UP HELL FOR YOU TO PAY!"
And to end the messed up argument, Loona throws Moxxie at a wall. And as the pissed off hellhound threw the innocent imp demon straight at the wall, he gets knocked out and becomes unconscious.
(12 PM)
Blitzo walks into Moxxie's office, carrying a basketball that he had found in the basement.
"HEY MOXX! CATCH!" Blitzo then throws the basketball at Moxxie, thinking that he's gonna catch the ball.
But Moxxie didn't caught the ball in time. Because right at that moment, before he could even catch the basketball, it lands right into his face really hard, causing his nose to bleed a little.
Having that basketball land on Moxxie's face really hard hurt him a lot. He can feel the blood coming out of his nostrils.
"WHAT THE FUCK, SIR!" The injured imp demon screamed in pain, "ARE YOU TRYING TO SUBMIT A FUNERAL APPLICATION!?"
"I'm sorry, Moxxie. I thought you were gonna catch it before it would have landed right at your god dame face," Blitzo responded in a pissed off tone. "And trust me, you're completely fine. It didn't hurt that much anyway," he added in a pissed off and sassy voice tone.
"Sir, MY NOSE IS FUCKING BLEEDING! I CAN EVEN FEEL THAT MY NOSE IS ALL FUCKED!" Moxxie yelled at the top of his lungs at his boss. "Oh, suck it up ya big baby," Blitzo responded, not giving a dame about Moxxie's injury. "Just put an ice packet and a bandaid on it. And your nose will be good as new," he added. Blitzo then starts to leave his employee's office.
Moxxie is disgusted by his boss's lack of kindness and consideration for his bleeding nose or for the incident of it. So Moxxie threw the basketball back at Blitzo. And without noticing the ball, it lands on the back of Blitzo's head.
And after the basketball landed directly at the back of Blitzo's head, Blitzo felt like beating the fuck out of Moxxie.
"GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE ASS LICKER!" Blitzo then starts beating and bashing the fuck out of Moxxie as payback for him throwing the basketball at the back of his head.
Blitzo is punching him, kicking him and scratching him.
Then Loona notices this and does she stops this fight? No, she obviously doesn't.
Instead of stopping her non-biological father from beating Moxxie up, Loona takes out her phone and records all of this while cheering for her non-biological father. "FUCK HIM UP, BLITZO! FUCK HIM UP!"
(1:35 PM)
Well, well, well, another poor sucker in the living world had died because of the dirty work of the Immediate Murder Professionals.
They say you should never get too attached to your work. But in the task of the Immediate Murder Professionals however, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and maybe Loona couldn't help but find satisfaction and the joyful fun in slaughtering and brutally punishing those that did their clients wrong when they were alive.
"Well, well, well, another shithead killed and another successfully completed job and another happy customer," said Blitzo with a smile on his face, feeling the enjoyment of another job well done as he walks out of the portal with the other I.M.P. members.
"So what do you think team, a killing job well done or what?" The I.M.P. boss asked Moxxie and Millie. "That was one of our best jobs yet," said Millie as she walks out of the portal.
"Are you kidding me, Sir?" Moxxie growled as he removes a tree branch from behind his left horn. The smaller imp demon is covered in mud, grass, bruises, leafs, tiny sticks and bite marks all over his body. "Not only did you trick me into being bait for those guard dogs, but you also left me behind to get chased, attacked, and even pissed on by those bullmastiffs!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, but are you acting up and complaining like a Karen?" Blitzo asked Moxxie in an insulting way.
"WHAT THE FUCK SIR!? I FUCKING GOT ATTACKED, BEATEN UP AND PISSED ON! AND YOU DON'T EVEN CARE!?" Moxxie yelled at his boss.
"DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING YELL AT YOUR BOSS LIKE THAT AGAIN! AND I WOULD NEVER GIVE MORE THAN TWO FUCK TARTS IF YOU SOMEHOW GOT INJURED IN A FUCKED UP WAY!" Blitzo yelled at his employee.
Moxxie just couldn't believe what his boss is saying to him. He kind of felt like exploding with anger. "SIR, DO YOU EVEN HEAR THE WORDS THAT ARE LEGIT COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!?" Moxxie yelled at the top of his lungs back at his boss.
Blitzo definitely heard the words that had came out of his mouth. But for him, it doesn't change the subject in any way.
"NOW GET YOUR FILTHY-LOOKING ASS INSIDE AND TAKE A LONG SHOWER OR YOU'RE FIRED!" Blitzo screamed loudly straight at Moxxie's face.
As Moxxie walks into the I.M.P. building, he becomes more frustrated and a little saddened that his boss didn't give a dame about his injury and what he had to go through to help the I.M.P. kill their target.
Millie is offended by the way her boss had treated her husband. She does not approve with this.
"Blitzo, don't you think it was really unfair when you used Moxxie for bait for those security guard dogs, and that you also left him behind, causing him to get attacked and even get peed on?" Millie asked Blitzo.
"Meh, Moxx will be fine," Blitzo responded, causing Millie's heart to sink.
(3 PM)
Moxxie is in his office, having a break and watching a video on a video website called MeTube, which happens to be a ripoff version of YouTube. Despite MeTube being a ripoff version of YouTube, everyone in Hell loves MeTube as much as they loved YouTube back when they were alive.
Then all of a sudden, Loona walks into Moxxie's office without permission and interrupts Moxxie from watching the video.
What have I got to lose? Moxxie sighed with annoyance, knowing that Loona is only here to push his buttons and drive him insane.
"What Loona?" Moxxie asked the teenage hellhound with a light sigh.
"Moxx, I came here to tell you that your leftover spaghetti is bussin," said Loona with a mouth full of spaghetti.
Then suddenly, Moxxie realised something. That leftover spaghetti that Loona's eating is his lunch.
"Loona, that's my lunch," said Moxxie with a light sigh of annoyance, "This is the fourth time this week that you've been eating my lunch."
After having another mouth full of spaghetti, Loona said to Moxxie, "Moxxie, I deeply apologise, for the inconvenience of me not giving a fuck. So do me a favour and go fuck yourself, Moxx. Because this spaghetti is mine now. And there's nothing that a baby dicked prick like you can do about it." Then Loona left Moxxie's office with his spaghetti. And she even gave him a middle finger.
(4 PM)
Blitzo walks up to Moxxie and offers him a package that Blitzo ordered online just for him. "Hey, Moxxie. I got you a little gift," Blitzo said to Moxxie, offering him the gift that is inside a packaged little box.
"Aaaaww, sir, you shouldn't have. But thank you," Moxxie responded, accepting Blitzo's gift. But when Moxxie opened up the package, he sees a penis enlarger inside the box.
Moxxie then gets confused as to why his boss would give him a penis enlarger.
What the hell? Why the hell would Blitzo give me a-, Moxxie then realises why his boss gave him a penis enlarger. It's for Moxxie's small dick.
"Sir, did you gave me this penis enlarger because of my small dick?" Moxxie asked Blitzo with a sigh of annoyance, fed up with Blitzo's insults and jokes on Moxxie's small dick.
"YES SIREE BOB!" Blitzo responded. "It's to help you with your little baby dick problem," he added, pointing at Moxxie's dick. And Moxxie definitely takes offence to his boss's gift.
Moxxie then sighs again with annoyance, "Sir, can we ever go through a whole 24 hours without you and Loona making fun of how small my dick is?"
"What are you talking about Moxxie? I'm not making fun of your little baby dick," Blitzo responded. "This is making fun of your little baby dick, HA! With a small shrimp like that, I bet my asshole that your wife cheats on you and fucks random demons behind your back," Blitzo added, kind of making fun of Moxxie's small dick.
And as a response, Moxxie takes a huge deep breath and sighs with annoyance once again. Why can't he just be nice to me for once?
(5:30 PM)
It is now closing time at the Immediate Murder Professionals headquarters.
Moxxie and Millie are both just leaving the I.M.P. building. And as the two imp demons left the building, walking back home, Moxxie thought to himself with a bit of misery, Why did I even applied for this job? I fucking hate it here.
And that was another shitty day at work for poor Moxxie, like always.