/AN This my seconds story it is basically characters reborn in a Zombie post-apoplectic as Team Fortress 2 character ALL 9 OF THEM. Including some elements form other's game's now I'm getting serious.

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?:"ugh.. what the f%$# did I eat… did I just got bleep off from cursing "

annoying box bot:"HELLO MEAT BAG!"

?: "JESUS MURPHY!"

Claptrap: "AWW THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLEMENT. ANYWAYS HELLO MY NAME IS CLAPTRAP I'M A CL4P_TP STEWART BOT WELCOME VICT-*COUGH_COUGH* I MEAN VOLUNTEER. YA THAT EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT TO SAY TOTALLY NOT GONNA MAKE YOUR NEXT LIFE A TOTAL HELL"

? "WAIT WHY THE F% YOU DIDN'T GET CENSORED. SECOND WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEXT LIFE." I said in a slight quiver of fear and annoyance of the 2 feet robot from the game Borderlands game.

Claptrap:"IT'S NOT CURSING IF YOUR REFEREEING THE PLACE IT SELF. SECOND YOU CAN TOGGLE OFF CENSORED MOOD P#$$. THIRD YOUR BEING REINCARNATE AS ONE OF THE NINE MERCENARIES OF GOOD OLD TWO FORT HOWEVER YOU CAN ONLY CHOSE AN UNOCCUPIED SLOT"

?:"wait… unoccupied… as in … I'm not all alone". This word seems to echo everywhere in the black void.

Claptrap: "WOW THAT'S WAS DRAMATIC, BUT YES ALL 9 NINE CHARACTER ROLES MUST BE FILL IN BY ALL OF YOU MEAT-SACKS FOR THE PROCESS TO BEGIN ALSO BE GIVEN MELEE STOCK FOR THE TIME BEING SO CHOSE WISELY ALSO BE CONSIDERATE UNLIKE THE OTHER 7 A$$%&!#!. AS A BONUS YOU ALONG WITH THE OTHER WILL GET A BASIC GAMER SET. SO CHOSE YOUR CHARACTER."

?: "wait why are you doing this, and HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS."

Claptrap: "HESSE HOW RUDE TO ANSWER YOUR FIRST QUESTION I'M TOO F #$%& BORED I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID WITHOUT BRAINWASHING SOMEONE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EASILY DULL THAT CAN GET."

?:"...A. that's creepy as F%#& B. you got to respect women if you want ANY chance for girl to like you C. you have a dingle dongle?"

Claptrap: "OF EVERYTHING I SAID THAT'S YOUR RESPONSE. WHELP MOVING ON TO ANSWER YOU SECOND QUESTION I TRANSFER MY CONSCIOUS TO ALL OF REALITY DON'T ASK ME HOW I WASN'T AWAKE IN THE MOMENT, BUT I THINK INVOLVES WITH BEER LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER."

? I CAN'T believe this happening and/or hearing this

Claptrap: "THIRDLY YES I DO HAVE A "DINGLE DONGLE".NOW AS I SAID CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER"

? I see a list and avatars of the mercenaries going across the "screen" all of the were gray out except for two to my dismay.

Offense: Scout Solider Pyro Defense: Demo-man Heavy Engineer Support: Medic Sniper Spy

?:"Ugh as my life can't get any worse OR after life? Seriously what the F#$% is this place. Well whatever, how do I pick my class I don't have a body so I guess I call them out. Wait a minute. Claptrap."

Claptrap: "WHAT'S UP BUDDY"

?: How dose the "Basic Gamer Set" work and with more than 1 person.

Claptrap: "I'LL GO OVER THAT OVER WHEN I SPAWN ALL OF YOU TOGETHER NOW HURRY UP AND CHOSE. JUST SAID THE CLASS YOU WANT OUT LOUD."

?: "Okay...ughhhh… engineer?"suddenly I black out

Engineer: "ugh what in tarnation… I never said tarnation in all of my life" I said while trying rub my head but is stop a bright yellow hard hat. I look at my hands to see their cover in construction gloves big as my writs and my arm along my entire body I have a red shirt with suspender with a utility belt and basic black shoes on my holster I have oversize wrench, finally a brown backpack in back."I'm engineer so this is real" I see other mercenary standing up form a bright yellow dirt streets grunion looking at each other and themselves as I was doing.

Claptrap: "HELLO TO ALL OF YOU MEAT-BAGS"

TF2 Crew: "AH S#%&!"

Claptrap: "OKAY NOW EVERYONE SHUT THE F#%& UP, AND LET ME EXPLAIN. YOUR ALL IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THAT THE VIRUS MUTATES EVERY TWO WEEK YOUR, DON'T WORRY ABOUT BECOMING A ZOMBIE YOU HAVE TO DIE FROM IN ORDER TO WORK, IT'S THE DISEASES THAT KILLS PEOPLE. THINKS OF IT A POISON, ONCE INFECTED YOU WILL BECOME A ZOMBIE WHEN YOU DIE. BASIC GAMER SET LETS YOU A HAVE "MISSIONS SELECTION" IT COULD BE A GROUP AND/OR INDEPENDENT MISSIONS ABOUND COMPLETION Y'ALL GET A REWARDS. LEVELS UP ARE DIFFERENT THEY DON'T JUST MAKE YOU STRONGER THEY JUST UNLOCKS MORE MISSIONS AND MORE ADVANCE PROFESSION. IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CANT LEARN A TALENT OUT SIDE OF YOUR CHARACTER IT'S JUST TAKE A HELL OF LONG TIME TO LEARN AND YOU DON'T GET THE ABILITY TO "ABSORBS" THE INFORMATION. MINOR GAMER'S MIND, AND A EPIC EFFECTS ON YOUR WEAPONS DEPENDING ON YOUR CLASS OF COURSE THAT YOU CAN FIND NATURALLY IN THE WORLD SIMILAR RULES TO THE LEVEL UP'S. ALSO IT HYPER REALISTIC SO NO MAGIC BULLS #&, NO PASSIVE PERKS THE EXCEPTION IS WEAPONS THEMSELVES AND UNUSUAL COSMETICS, FINALLY YOU NEED TO EAT, DRINK, SLEEP AS WELL. SCOUT YOU HAVE YOU STILL HAVE DOUBLE JUMPS."

Scout: "F #% YES"

Claptrap: "MEDIC YOU STILL HAVE YOUR REGENERATION"

Medic: "Ya"

Claptrap: "DEMO-MAN YOU STILL HAVE YOUR SHIELD CHARGE"

Demo-man:"WOOOWHOOOOOO"

Claptrap: "ALSO TAUNTS-KILLS FOR EVERYBODY. SO HERE'S YOUR FIRST MISSIONS EVERYONE"

Objective(All classes/Independent): Kill 20 Zombies

Time: 00:00:10:00

Failure: Instant mutation to the zombies

Rewards: 1 Skill Points, 200 Exp,

Claptrap: NOW GO ATTACK MORONS!

/AN: WE ONLY ENDED THE INTRO NOW INTO THE PROLOGUE AND FIRST BATTLE/