STAR FALL A RUDE AWAKENING/STAR ALLIES THE SNYDER CUT/THE WEIRDEST FUCKING KIRBY FANFIC EVER WRITTEN
BY PITCHERFANCIULLO
CHAPTER 3 FORTRESS OF SHADOWS JAMBASTION
Everyone In dreamland: the Cappys, the Waddle dees, Bronto Burtos, Waddle Doos, and all the other species in Dreamland have gathered around in Cappy Town looking at the giant Fortress of Shadows in front of them.
Tuff: Tiff what is that thing?
Tiff: I don't know Tuff? But it looks like bad news.
Takori: GOD DAMN IT! How come every alien in this damn galaxy always has to invade Popstar? Seriously, am I the only one who notices this? First Nightmare, then Dark Matter, then Marx, then Dark Mind, then Drawcia, then Necrodeous, then Yin Yarn, then Magolor, then Ancient Minister, then Sectonia, and then Haltmann. AND NOW THIS. CAN'T WE GET A BREAK? WHY IS POPSTAR ALWAYS THE NUMBER ONE PLANET TO INVADE?
Tiff: Oh Kirby where are you?
Kirby: GUYS!
Lololo & Lalala: LOOK OVER THERE!
Then Kirby and everyone else showed up.
Tiff: Kirby!
Kirby: Are you guys okay?
Tiff: We're fine Kirby but what is that?
Meta Knight: Jambastion.
Tiff: Jambastion?
Meta Knight: It's a giant space station that was sent here to kill us.
Tuff: Who sent it?
Dark Meta Knight: Chancellor Hyness.
Tuff: AH! LOOK OUT IT'S DARK META KNIGHT AND HE'S BACK FOR REVENGE!
Drawcia: Oh don't worry dearies were not here for any trouble.
Tuff: AH! DRAWCIA!
Daroach: Oh boy here we go again (rolls eyes).
Then everyone stopped talking and saw a giant door open and an army of troopers march out.
King Dedede: Who are those guys?
Meta Knight: Jambelievers Troopers and Jammerjab Guards.
They all marched in front of the crowd of people adorned with Rage Blasters and staffs in. King Dedede then took a step forward and shouted;
King Dedede: HEY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CRASHING RIGHT INTO MY KINGDOM!?
They all stood there in complete silence.
Escargoon: HEY DON'T JUST STAND THERE WHILE HE'S TALKING TO YOU YA PURPLE TOWELED FACE FREAKS!
?: Oh please don't be so hanus now.
Dedede and Escargoon: huh? (with a confused expression on their face)
Then someone walked out of the ship with five Jammerjab Guards behind them. Each a different color: Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Purple. They all walked right in front of the army of Jamba Troopers.
?: People of Planet Popstar I am Captain Kragle, the highly ranked and notorious general of the Jambastion religion.
Daroach: Clearly not that notorious (he whispered to Tiff and Tuff).
In the name of the Galactic Republic I place you are all under arrest.
Everyone in Dreamland started panicking.
King Dedede: ARRESTED? ARRESTED FOR WHAT?
Captain Kragle: For hoarding these filthy Star Warrior scum. Your choice is surrender or, die a horrible death. The choice is up to you.
Meta Knight: These people aren't going nowhere!
Captain Kragle: Hm well well well, so it is true Meta Knight the Star Warrior. So this is where you've been hiding all these years. I see, oh and look here if it isn't Nesp the TRAITOR! Oh and Ancient Magolor, a wizard way past his prime, and none other than the son of Gata Knight. A filthy planet filled with filthy Star Warriors. I can't wait to blow this planet to dust.
Meta Knight: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO TURN BACK NOW!
Captain Kragle: I don't think you understand Meta Knight. You are surrounded now, and maybe we will spare the people of this planet.
Meta Knight hastily pulled out his blade.
Meta Knight: FIGHT ME!
Captain Kragle: Very well then. Have it your way. MEN FIRE!
Then all the Jamba Troopers started shooting.
EVERYONE: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
But before the blast could hit everyone, Magolor created a giant magic barrier protecting them.
Bandee: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!
Meta Knight: WE NEED TO EVACUATE! SWORD, BLADE, KIBBLE, SPARK, TAKE EVERYONE IN DREAMLAND TO BATTLESHIP HALBERD. WE WILL STALL THEM WHILE YOU ESCAPE!
Sword Knight: NO WORRIES META KNIGHT WE GOT IT!
Bio Spark: COME ON EVERYONE WE GOT TO GO!
Tiff: WE'LL HELP TOO!
Meta Knight: ALRIGHT GO NOW!
Tiff: COME ON EVERYONE WE HAVE TO GO NOW NOW NOW!
Tiff, Tuff, Takori, Lololo, Lalala, Blade Knight. Sword Knight, Sir Kibble, Bio Spark, Rick, Coo, and Prince Fluff, evacuated everyone in Dreamland to Battleship Halberd. While everyone else stays behind to fight the Jamba army.
Magolor: I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER!
Meta Knight: THE SECTOR IS CLEAR NOW
Magolor: ALRIGHT THEN!
Magolor then launched the magic barrier to the jamba army, blowing half of them up into pieces.
Captain Kragle: WELL! Guess you're not as weak as I thought you might be. No matter you will all face the wrath of the jambastion religion! MEN CHARGE!
All the jamba troopers charged at them. Using their unique powers and abilities Kirby and his friends fought against the jamba troopers and jammerjab guards. Kirby inhaled one of the jammerjab guards becoming 'Staff Kirby' which allowed him to start annihilating them. Meanwhile Samus took out her blaster and started shooting at them while dodging their blasts effortlessly. Bandee and Waddle Doo worked as a team. Using their training skills, Dedede started clobbering the enemies with his hammer and Marx was shooting lasers and electric arrows all over the place. Gooey used his tongue to whip them. While Adeleine used her to brush to paint Batamons, Ghost Knights, and Octagons. Which backfired because they started fighting back. Ribbon took out her crystal gun and started shooting. Dark Meta Knight went bat sh*t crazy and sliced them all to bits. Daroach teleported around the place using his claw bombs and wand. Drawcia and Paintra shot Multicolored orbs. Magolor summoned his giant Sword and spun around the place like a dreidel. Taranaza used his spider webs to entrap the troopers and guards, he then slammed them into each other. Susie pressed a button on her remote, which deployed her business suit. She used it to start crushing them to bits while shooting her drill bits. Kine just flopped around the place slapping some of them with his tail. Meanwhile Meta Knight took on Kragle solo.
Captain Kragle: I've always wanted to kill the real Meta Knight.
Meta Knight: You will never win as long as I draw breath.
Captain Kragle: Well in that case let's dance!
Meta Knight: AAHH!
Captain Kragle and Meta Knight both charged at each other, clashing their weapons in a powerful manner. They were both fast and agile. Kragle whipped Meta Knight a couple of times, but Meta Knight managed to slice her using his sword. After she noticed her wound she ran away. Meta Knight chased after her to try and finish the job. Meanwhile with Kirby...
Kirby: GOD DAMMIT! There's too many of them, how are we gonna beat them?
Nesp: We need to take out the Jambastion.
Taranza: How the hell are we gonna do that? It's gigantic!
Susie: Maybe these will help.
Susie takes out a box of Bombers
Samus: What are those?
Susie: These are Haltbombers, they are capable of destroying entire neighborhoods. If we could spread them around jambastion we could blow it up to bits.
Nesp: I've been in those ships before I know all the weak spots, and where to place the bombers.
Magolor: Alright what are we waiting for then.
Kirby: Bandee can you guys stal them while we infiltrate the base?
Bandee: Don't worry guys we got this. Take those assholes down!
Kirby: Ok let's go!
Kirby, Nesp, Samus, Magolor, Taranza and Susie ran to the gatehouse road.
Nesp: Were almost there!
But before they could make it, Pon and Con jumped out and blocked their way.
Kirby: WHAT! PON CON?
Pon: Sorry Kirby.
Con: But we can't let you pass.
Kirby: What do you guys think you're doing?
Pon: Don't you see it? We can not beat them so we have decided to become members of the Jambastion Religion.
Con: So surrender to it's greatness right now or DIE!
Samus: Sorry but that's not happening.
Pon: Very well then.
Con: Suffer the wrath of...
Pon and Con: DUAL DEFENDERS PON AND CON!
They started to fight but since Pon and Con are one of the worst bosses in all of Kirby history because all they do is walk back and forth they kicked their asses with ease. It was nothing but a mere inconvenience.
Magolor: Alright now where were we?
Samus: Oh Shit I can't get this gate opened how are we gonna get in?
Kirby: I got an idea!
Kirby then throws a friend heart at Pon and Con.
Pon: Holy crap what happened
Con: I don't know?
Kirby: Hey guys think you can help open this gate?
Con: Sure no problem.
Pon and Con then open the gate to jambastion. (using a key?)
Kirby: Thanks guys we appreciate it.
Taranza: You do realize all of us ,except for Samus, have the ability to fly so we could have just flew over the gate...
Nesp: It doesn't matter, let's go!
They all ran up the steps and entered Jambastion, until Kragle was fighting Meta Knight she noticed them.
Captain Kragle: What no god dammit!
Meta Knight charged at her but she dodged him and kicked him away.
Captain Kragle: JAMMER JABBERS!
Jammer Jabbers: YES MAM'!
Captain Kragle: The son of Gata Knight, Ancient Magolor The Traitor, and some other guys have infiltrated our base, go in there and KILL THEM NOW!
Jammer Jabbers: YES MAM' RIGHT AWAY!
The Jammer Jabbers then ran into Jambastion chasing after Kirby and his group.
Captain Kragle: Even if those five can't beat them they'll still have to get through the Mages.
Meta Knight got back up, and they continued their battle. Meanwhile inside Jambastion...
Jamba Trooper announcer: Attention all Troops there are six intruders in the base keep a look out for them and show no mercy!
Kirby and the gang were running through the hallways while fighting troopers on the way.
Samus: Okay were in. Now where do we place the first bomber?
Nesp: The first weak spot is the longview corridor.
Susie: Alright let's head there first.
They ran to the Longview corridor until they stopped and saw some guards were in their way.
?: YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE MOTHERFUCKERS! BECAUSE WE STAND IN YOUR WAY!
Taranza: Great more Jammerjab Guards.
?: Not just any Jammerjab Guards we are.
Jammer Jabbers: THE JAMMER JABBERS!
Jammerhab: The strong and determined leader JAMMERHAB!
Jammerdab: The comedical and funny guy JAMMERDAB!
Jammersab: The cool and chill trooper JAMMERSAB!
Jammercab: The smart and technical genius JAMMERCAB!
There's a little moment of silence until the four members look at the fifth guy.
Jammerjab: Huh OH! Uh THE LAST GUY JAMMERJAB?
Jammersab: Damn it Jab you fucked it all up. We will rehearse that later.
Taranza: Okay well nice meeting you but we have some important things to do so if you will kindly...
Jammerhab: YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE ASSHOLES and why? Because we gonna fuck you up now Bitch!
Susie: Are we seriously fighting these douchebags?
Jammerhab: CHARGE JACKASSES!
Then the Jammer Jabbers, except for Jammerjab, charge at them. Taranza wraps them up using spider web and throws them into the air while Samus kicks them until they become unconscious and fell to the ground.
Jammerjab: God damn I hate it when they do that OH SHIT!
Susie: Well looks like only one left.
Susie pulls out her blaster.
Nesp: NO WAIT! DON'T KILL HIM.
Susie: What why not?
Nesp: Because he's an old friend of mine.
Susie: What?
Susie then puts down her blaster and Nesp walks up to Jammerjab.
Nesp: Hey Jab how's it going?
Jammerjab: Nesp what the hell is going on? Why did you betray us? Why did you break the Jamba Heart?
Nesp: Jab don't you see, it the jambastion religion that is evil. They've killed thousands of innocent people and destroyed millions of worlds. They Were responsible for the death of our parents and kidnapped us, brainwashing us into becoming one of them. Can't you see that these are evil people?
Jammerjab: Nesp I know their terrible but what choice do we have? They control the entire galaxy. They have thousands of supporters who are willing to follow their every command. We stand no chance against them. We need to survive.
Nesp: You're right they might be strong and cruel, but we have the Star Warriors on our side. If we work together we can take them down and save the galaxy. We don't have to be slaves to them anymore. Just come with us.
Jammerjab: I… I don't know, I don't have the courage.
Kirby: Maybe I can help.
Kirby creates a friend heart and throws it at Jammerjab.
Jammerjab: WHOAH! What the hell was that?
Kirby: A friend heart.
Jammerjab: Oh my, for once in my life I feel happy. The void in my heart that haunted me is gone.
Nesp: So you with us?
Jammerhab grabs Nesps hand.
Jammerjab: Till the very end Nesp.
Taranza: Wait a minute what the hell is going on here Nesp, how do you know this guy?
Nesp: Of course we've been friends for years. We've always had each other's backs.
Magolor: Oh well that's nice.
Jammerjab: So what are you guys trying to do here anyways?
Samus: Were trying to blow this place to the ground and we need to plant these bombs around the weak spots in the base.
Jammerjab: Well I guess that explains why you were heading to the longview corridor. Well what are we waiting for, were wasting time come on!
They all head to the longview corridor meanwhile back outside Meta Knight and Kragle were still fighting but Meta Knight was badly injured.
Meta Knight: YOU'RE REIGN OF CRUELTY IS OVER!
Captain Kragle: CRUELTY? HOW DARE YOU DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS GALAXY WAS LIKE WHEN YOU AND YOU'RE KIND WERE IN CHARGE OF IT? IT WAS UTTER CHAOS! EVER SINCE LORD HYNESS BECAME CHANCELLOR HE HAS RESTORED PEACE AND PROSPERITY SOMETHING THAT YOU FAILED TO BRING!
Kragle punched Meta Knight right in his face. Meta Knight tried to get back up but Kraggle stepped on him and kept pushing her foot into his face.
Captain Kragle: Stupid Star Warriors first you ruined my home planet and now you're trying to ruin the galaxy once again. Well guess what? It's over.
Then a bunch of Jamba Troopers circled them.
Captain Kragle: After i'm done with you I will make sure Gata's boy suffers a slow painful death!
Meta Knight: NO!
Captain Kragle: Oh don't worry Meta YOU CAN BOTH BURN IN HELL TOGETHER!
Meta Knight: GAH!
Kragle was about to kill Meta Knight but then.
?: VULCAN JAB!
Kragle: HUH? AH!
An energy blast came out of nowhere and killed the Troopers and launched Kragle away witha deadly force.
Meta Knight: What the?
?: You okay Meta?
Meta Knight looked up and saw it was none other than Knuckle Joe and Sirica.
Meta Knight: Joe! Sirica!
Knuckle Joe: We saw you guys were in trouble and we came to help.
Meta Knight: Thanks, as you can see, I really needed it.
Sirica: No problem we tried to kill you in the past so it's only fair we reconcile our past differences by saving your life.
Meta Knight: HA you're just like your parents.
Kragle pulled herself off the ground slowly.
Captain Kragle: FILTHY STAR WARRIOR TRASH!
Meta Knight: Now where were we?
Meanwhile back with Kirby and the group.
Jammerjab: Okay here it is the longview corridor you got the Bombers?
Susie: Right here.
Nesp: Alright let's set it then.
They were about to set the bomb until...
Magolor: Wait a minute is that a Jamba Heart?
They all notice a Jamba heart floating in the middle of the room, until someone quickly flew across the room and grabbed it.
Taranza: AH what was that?
?: Hehe
An odd blue girl appeared in front of them.
?: Bojam heh! That's how we greet people on my planet.
Nesp: Fra FRANCISCA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Francisca: Actually Nesp what are you doing here? AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Do you have any idea much trouble you're in? Not only did you ruin the summoning, but you also became allies with the star warrior and his friends. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!?
Nesp: Fran please you don't understand.
Francisca: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! Oh void but it's not too late. I have a plan to get you out of this. Obviously the Jamba Heart can corrupt one's mind, we can just say that the jamba heart corrupted yours. Then we can kill these filthy Star Warriors and everything goes back to normal right?
Nesp: NO!
Francisca: WHAT?
Nesp: Fran don't you see it? The Jambastion Religion is evil.
Francisca: What are you talking about? The Jambastion Religion saved us from death; they are the reason we are alive right now! We must be grateful.
Nesp: No they're not. They didn't save us from anything. They killed our parents and forced us to become slaves. They don't care what happens to us, we're just pawns in their giant scheme.
Francisca: (GASP) Who… Who are you? Where's my brother?
Kirby: Brother?
Nesp: Fran please listen to me.
Francisca: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! You're not thinking straight somethings wrong with you, wait… (gasp) I get it now these filthy devils they have brainwashed you! Don't worry Nesp i'll save you
Francisca pulls out her axe.
Francisca: I'll put them on ice… FOREVER!
Nesp: FRAN NO!
Susie: Well looks like it's time for another battle!
They started to fight Francisca
Nesp: PLEASE DON'T HURT HER!
They all charged at her but she quickly dodged and swung her axe, hitting Kirby and Jammerjab freezing them into a halt.
Kirby and Jammerjab: OH!
Taranza: HOLY are you guys okay?
Kirby: Yeah we're fine just frozen. I can't feel my legs.
She then summoned icicles and started hurling them at the warriors, but Magolor used a revolution flame and melted them just in time. Enraged, Francisca enlarged her axetrolling it with her magic to hone in on Magolor and Susie; they get captured by the disk, she then turns it back into a labrys and flings them at the wall and floor, rendering them unconscious. She proceeds to take out a soda gun, which she shakes in order to expel a strong soda current and starts firing it at them. Taranza quickly summons a dark construct of Queen Sectonia that performs her electric shock attack, and Samus uses her electric whip to electrocute the water sending an electric current through the stream. It electrocutes Francisca stunning her until she falls to the ground. With Francisca defeated Kirby, Susie, Jammerjab and Magolor become unfrozen.
Kirby: OH THAT WAS CHILLY!
Nesp: Fran?
Francisca: AH! You Star Warrior scum you will regret turning my brother against me!
Francisca then flies away retreating from battle.
Nesp: FRAN WAIT!
Jammerjab: Nesp don't I'm sorry.
Nesp: OhVoid what have we done?
Kirby: Nesp what was going on? She's your sister?
Nesp: UH...
Jammerjab: We don't have time to get into that Susie. Set the bomber.
Susie then sets the first bomber up.
Susie: Okay that's one down two more to go. Where are the other weak spots?
Jammerjab: The only two weak spots left are Inner Sanctum and the Heavenly Hall but we don't have much time.
Magolor: He's right, here's what we'll do: Myself, Kirby, and Nesp will head to Heavenly Hall and Set the next Bomber while you guys head to Inner Sanctum and set that bomb. Okay?
Susie: Got it.
They all then head to their destinations, meanwhile outside the base, everyone is still fighting the jamba troopers.
Waddle Doo: AH god damn it what's taking them so long? We can't hold them off forever.
Bandee: Don't worry, I think we killed most of them anyways.
Daroach: Yeah I mean what else could they do? They're pretty much screwed.
Jamba Trooper: WERE RUNNING LOW ON TROOPS SEND IN THE VEHICLES!
Marx: Wait what did he just say?
Then a bunch of Jamberustro tanks, Jambollers, and Jambattle Walkers came out of the ship and started firing blowing up buildings.
Waddle Doo: SHIT! Their bringing out land vehicles. EVERYONE FALL BACK! FALL BACK!
They fall back as the war machines come closer to them.
Bandee: OH HURRY UP KIRBY!
Meanwhile back in the ship Jammerjab and his group make it to Inner Sanctum.
Jammerjab: Alright we made it, let's set the bomber and get out of here.
Susie: Okay I just need to...
?: HEY!
Taranza: Great what now?
A red girl of fire appeared in front of them.
?: Yes YOU! I have a buuuurning question for you! You're the ones who were so rude to sweet Francisca aren't you?! Don't you dare try to deny it! Fiend! Coward! I swear to Void if you've harmed a single blue hair on her perfect head...you'll BURN for it!
Jammerjab: Flamberge?
Flamberge: Jab! Glad you're here. Let's teach these douchebags a lesson!... Jab? What are you waiting for? LET'S BURN THEM ALREADY!
Jammerjab: Sorry Flam but you see?
Flamberge: See what? Why aren't you fighting them?
Jammerjab: BECAUSE I'M ON THEIR SIDE!
Flamberge: WHAT? NO WAY THIS CAN'T BE… YOU!
Taranza: Oh dear.
Flamberge: YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! First you turned our brother against us then my best friend Jab you hurt my sweet Franny! JAMBLASTED I WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS! Now you must face Flamberge! (That's me by the way) For what you've done i'll scorch you all to such a degree that...that…
Flamberge pulls out her sword.
Flamberge: Even tasty toasty marshmallows will seem like ice cubes compared to you! AAAAHHHH!
Flamberge charged at them and did a multi-thrust attack, but Taranza creates and energy bubble protecting himself; he then tried to wrap Flamberge in his webs but she burnt the webs with her fire. Samus tries shooting at her but she dodges and swings her sword shooting four fireballs at Samus. Samus dodges the first three but gets hit by the forth one and since she wasn't wearing armor she got damaged badly. Susie then pulls out her susian bolt blade, and they have a little sword fight but Flamberge thrusts her blade into the ground dragging it across the arena. She then releases her sword, and a row of flames burst out of the cracks she made with her sword Susie is surrounded by fire, but luckily she had her transporter and attempted to flee. Flamberge punches her into the ground. She then enlarges her sword and leaps around, thrusting it into the spots that they are at. She captures Jammerjab and Susie, and they get stuck on her sword until she flings them at the ground, damaging them badly.
Taranza: DAMMIT she's too strong.
Flamberge sneaks up on Taranza and was about to cut his head off but, before he could, a giant yellow robot claw grabbed her sword tightly.
Flamberge: HUH?
Taranza then looked behind Flamberge and saw that the claw belonged to some type of UFO looking object.
?: Sorry miss but this game is over.
Flamberge: WHAT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
?: Just your friendly neighborhood PART TIME UFO!
Then the UFO pulled Flamberges sword away. While she was distracted Taranza summons a miniature Dreamstalk right under Flamberge launching her upwards.
Flamberge: AH! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
Flamberge summons four flaming swords hurling them at the UFO. However some weird little box creature comes out of nowhere and creates four boxes. The creature then launches them at the swords preventing them from hitting anyone.
Flamberge: What the fuck is going on here?
?: Hate to break it to you hothead.
Flamberge turns around and sees some blue genie looking girl behind her.
?: But we're putting you ON ICE!
Flamberge: That punchline was terrible.
?: YOUR PERSONALITY IS TERRIBLE!
She then pulls out a wand shooting a giant snow flake at her which takes her down.
Flamberge: AAAAHHHH! Oof Void damn it!
?: Alright hothead listen up! We're giving you one chance to retreat and get out of this base before these guys blow it to dust. Either surrender and get the hell out of here or you could try to fight which wouldn't be in your best interest. We'll tie your ass to a chair and leave you here to die a horrible explosion got it?
Flamberge: (GGGGRRRR!) JAMBLASTED YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF US!
Flamberge then flies away.
?: That's what I thought.
Then the UFO floats to Taranza and helps him up.
?: You guys okay?
Taranza: Yes we're fine. Thank you for helping us.
?: Don't sweat it.
Susie: Wait a minute who the hell are you guys?
?: Oh yeah i'm Jobski these here are my friends Qbby and Ankh.
Ankh: Hello nice to meet you.
Jammerjab: Oh well hi, I'm Jammerjab this is Taranza, Susie, and Samus.
Jobski: Nice to know you
Samus: Why did you guys save us?
Jobski: I was just about to get to that. You're Samus Aron right? I was sent here by the Galactic Federation to help you guys against the Jambastion Religion. Looks like we made it just in time, you sure needed our help.
Taranza: Well yes we did. Wait, what about you two? Do you also work for the Galactic Federation?
Ankh: Oh no were just Jobski's friends. He brought us along for backup.
Susie: Ok nice knowing you guys and thanks for the help but there's no time for chit chat we got a mission to finish.
Samus: Oh yeah she's right let's set the second one.
They then set the second Bomber.
Susie: Alright one more to go and unfortunately we don't have time to check if the third one has been set. We just need to hope that Kirby, Magolor, and Nesp made it to Heavenly Halls and set the final one, because we need to get out of here right now!
Taranza: Oh I just hope you're right Susie.
Susie: Trust me I'm always right. Okay sometimes I'm wrong but most of the time I'm right.
Jobski: Okay! Enough chit chatter LET'S GO!
Then Susie, Samus, Taranza, Jobski, Qbby, and Ankh escape from Jambastion. While they were fighting, Flamberge, Magolor, Kirby and Nesp made it to Heavenly Hall.
Nesp: Okay this is it we just need to plant the last bomb here and then this place is toast.
Kirby: Alright then.
They all ran into the Heavenly Hall control room, but when they got in they saw a giant throne and someone sitting in it.
Nesp: (GASP!)
?: Hello there Nesp.
Then she teleported out of the chair right in front of them.
?: Bonjam I am Zan Partizanne the eldest of the three generals of magic. At first we thought you to be a simpleton with a knack for annoyance, Hmph! Now it is clear that you are an interfering interloper. I am afraid your unwanted wandering ends here.
Nesp: Zan please listen.
Zan: SHUT IT NESP! You filthy little traitor out of all the loyal members of the religion to betray us you were the last one I expected to betray us. Yet here we are. The question is Nesp, why would you cause all of this trouble and leave us for these filthy Star Warriors?
Nesp: Zan don't you see it? Chancellor Hyness is evil!
Zan: HOW DARE YOU SAY REGIT VILE THINGS ABOUT CHANCELLOR HYNESS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. Ugh who am I kidding you star warriors have no shame always blaming Chancellor Hyness for every little problem in life. He is a great leader and you are all too foolish to see it.
Nesp: Oh yeah if Chancellor Hyness is so great, then how come every time you do something amazing he criticizes you for your mistakes. He never cares if you're alright and if he's so great to us then how come every time we mess up he always beats us?
Zan: We made mistakes and we needed to be punished for them. Besides he only punishes me Flam and Fran. He never laid a tentacle on you.
Nesp: Yeah well that's because Fran had the courage to take my beatings for me. She cares for me and I hate seeing him always hitting her like that. It's torture seeing someone I love get hurt.
Zan: I always hated when she did that and always took the blame for your mistakes. I told her she should've let him punish you, but she didn't and look what happened you became a traitor.
Nesp: What the? DO EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN SISTERS HEALTH! YOU'RE ALWAYS ON HIS SIDE BUT NEVER OURS. You just love kissing his ass you... YOU JAMBITCH!
Zan: (GASP!)
Nesp: (GASP!) Zan I'm sorry I.
Zan: Why you little disrespectful brat. Its true you are one of them now Nesp. I DISOWN YOU YOU'RE NO BROTHER MINE!
Nesp starts to cry.
Kirby: HEY LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU BIG BULLY!
Zan: ENOUGH OF THIS! By the will of our beloved liege;Supreme Chancellor Hyness Officiant of Doom.
Zan takes out her spear.
Zan: I SHALL DESTROY YOU HERE AND NOW!
Zan teleported around the room thrusting her spear towards them. Nesp was too Heartbroken to Fight but Kirby was there to fight for him.
Kirby: NESP! MOVE!
Zan was about to stab Nesp, but Kirby tackled him just in time.
Kirby: NESP GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!
Nesp: Kirby?
Zan: Come on Star Warriors are you just gonna sit there and mope or are you gonna put up a fight?!
Magolor: Leave them out of this Partizanne!
Kirby: Magolor?
Magolor: Kirby. Nesp. You kids sit this one out, I'll take care of her.
Magolor floated towards Zan.
Magolor: Alright Miss Partizanne, It's just you and me now. Show me what you got.
Zan: So you must be Magolor... Once a great and respected Ancient. Now a lying, pathetic, old man. Ugh I can't believe Chancellor Hyness even thought about being friends with a scumbag like you.
Magolor: Partizanne this is your final warning. Surrender now or I will use force!
Zan: You don't scare me you overgrown flying egg with horns.
Magolor then pulled out his ultra sword and started to fight Zan. They were both swit and agile. Teleporting around the room, swinging their weapons towards each other. Zan takes out her thunder drums and launches balls of electric energy at Magolor, but Magolor does the same with his revolution orbs. With Zan distracted Magolor teleports right behind her, grabs her and swings her across the room slamming her into the wall. Zan gets back up and summons a storm cloud in the air. Shooting lightning all over the place, but to Zans surprise Magolor was more experienced with this. He created a surge right into Zan knocking her down, defeating her.
Kirby: Magolor are you okay?
Magolor: Don't worry Kirby, I'm fine. Are you okay Nesp?
Nesp: Yeah I think so.
Zan: Ugh… Jam… Blasted… BAH! How could there be such opposition on a measly and remote planet like this?!
Magolor: Zan it's not too late come with us, you don't have to suffer his wrath anymore.
Wounded Zan reluctantly gets back up.
Zan: You poor stupid fool as if I would ever beytray my lord for you. UGH well it matters not. This Jamba Heart piece is already within my grasp! Listen here you horrible little star warriors. For all I care you and this Jambastion can rot in ruin forever!
Zan takes out her spear and destroys the Jambastion's power causing it to crumble, in hopes that it would bury the heroes in the process.
Zan: BAAAHAHAHAHA! Jambuhbye!
Zan then teleports out of Jambastion. Leaving Kirby and his friends to die!
Kirby: WHAT HAPPENED?
Nesp: SHE DESTROYED THE POWER CORE THIS PLACE IS GOING DOWN!
Jammerjab: GUYS...
Nesp: JAB WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Jammerjab: OUR GROUP SET THE SECOND BOMBER AND THEY ALL LEFT JAMBASTION I CAME HERE TO CHECK ON YOU GUYS DID YOU SET THE THIRD ONE?
Nesp: ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE WE DON'T NEED THE BOMBERS ANYMORE ZAN DESTROYED THE CORE AND WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
Jammerjab: OH VOID, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Magolor: WAIT WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
They all turned and saw some giant golden circle shining in the distance. Curious, they walked towards it.
Magolor: YES! IT'S A FRIEND PLATFORM!
Kirby: WHAT'S A FRIEND PLATFORM?
Magolor: I'LL EXPLAIN LATER HOP ON IT NOW!
Kirby: OKAY!
They all get on the Friend platform and form into a ring.
Kirby: WHAT'S GOING ON?
The Friend Platform launches the ring, causing them to roll forward invincibly.
They all rolled out of Heavenly Halls to escape the base, crushing any troopers who stood in their path. Rolling uncontrollably until they hit a wall and the circle broke.
Kirby: CRAP THERE GOES OUR WAY OUT!
Magolor: THERE'S STILL TIME LEFT FOLLOW ME!
They all ran through the hallways of the base until they eventually came across another friend platform.
Kirby: OH THANK GOD.LET'S GO QUICK!
Once again they all hop on the friend platform. However, instead of forming a friend circle they formed something else.
Kirby: MAGOLOR WHAT'S GOING ON?
Magolor: DON'T WORRY KIRBY THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN A FRIEND CIRCLE!
Then they combined their powers to form a friend star.
Kirby: WHAT THE HELL. IS THIS A WARP STAR?
Magolor: YEAH BUT A LITTLE BIT BETTER NOW LET'S GO!
Kirby: OKAY!
They start to fly out of the base meanwhile back outside...
Captain Kragle: AAHH! NO this can't be happening!
Meta Knight: It's over Kragle you've lost, give up now!
Zan: KRAGLE OVER HERE!
Kragle saw Zan near the entrance of the base.
Captain Kragle: Alright you won for now. But this isn't over!
Kragle runs to Zan.
Knuckle Joe: Ha! We showed her.
Taranza: META KNIGHT!
Meta Knight: Taranza! Susie! Samus! You made it! Wait where's Kirby, Magolor, and Nesp?
Susie: I don't know. They set up the third bomb and we haven't seen them since.
Samus: GUYS LOOK! They all turned to see Kirby, Magolor, Nesp and Jammerjab flying on the Friend Star barely escaping Jambastion as it Explodes.
Kirby: WE'RE GOING DOWN OH GOD!
They all crash back into the others, luckily no one was hurt.
Bandee: KIRBY! ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?
Kirby: Yeah we're fine and we were able to take down Jambastion.
Marx: Yeah we saw.
Knuckle Joe: Hey Kirby long time no see.
Kirby: Joe? Sirica? What are you guys doing here?
Sirica: Saving you're old man butt, that's all.
Jammerjab: Well glad to see you're all safe
Daroach: Who the hell is that guy?
Nesp: Oh this is Jammerjab an old friend of mine. Don't worry he's on our side.
Waddle Doo: The real question is who are those freaks?
Jobski: Who are calling freaks? One eye!
Kirby: Is everyone safe?
Adeleine: Don't worry Kirby everyone in dreamland is safe inside Battleship Halberd.
Kirby: Phew, what a relief to hear.
Meta Knight: Yes but now we have to go.
Kirby: Go? Go where?
Meta Knight: We have to leave Planet Popstar!
Kirby: WHAT BUT WHY? We destroyed Jambastion, it's over, we're safe now.
Meta Knight: No Kirby this is only one ship there are many more Jambastions out there. They're gonna' keep sending them here. We aren't safe. We need to leave Popstar so they won't find us.
Kirby: But Planet Popstars our home we can't just abandon it?
Meta Knight: Kirby trust me when this is all over we will come home and live peacefully I promise. But right now we have to leave.
Kirby: BUT! Okay Meta Knight I trust you.
Meta Knight: Good.
They all looked up into the sky to see Battleship Halberd ready to take off.
Marx: Well there's our ride now we just need a lift.
Magolor: I got it!
Magolor then summoned theLor Starcutter .Everyone got in the Lor Starcutter and flew to Battleship Halberd. They all left Planet Popstar, as they looked down they saw Kragle looking back at them with anger in her eyes, knowing that she had failed.
Captain Kragle: Run while you still can Star Warriors (she muttered to herself).
After they escaped Planet Popstar they flew around space aimlessly not knowing what to do or where to go.
Bandee: I can't believe it, we literally just abandoned our own planet! What are we gonna' do?
Marx: Relax dude, there's like millions of planets i'm sure we'll find a new one.
Taranza: No we can't.
Rick: What do you mean we can't?
Susie: Don't you guys see it? We literally blew up a Jambastion, a ship that belongs to the Jambastion Religion and they rule the entire galaxy. We are officially enemies of the galactic republic.
Samus: She's right no matter where we go they'll find us and try to kill us.
Adeleine: So what are we supposed to do then? Just keep on running until we die?
Meta Knight: No we won't let that happen.
King Dedede: Meta Knight what in god's nameare you talking about?
Meta Knight: You see I knew this day would come. That they would return and bring him back!
Kirby: Bring who back?
Meta Knight: VOID TERMINA!
Bandee: Who's Void Termina?
Magolor: I'll take care of this Meta.
Magolor then went to the center of the room
Magolor: You see It's a very long story but I think you should all know it. You see a long time ago when the galaxy was young there was a demigod named Larukas. He was a first-century preacher and religious leader. He is the central figure of Starology, the world's largest religion. Most people believe he was the son of god because he has created many things in our universe; the stars, the planets, and all of the alien species. However his greatest creation ever was his son, Void Termina, a special being who was affected by emotions. If he comes across positive emotions or negative emotions it reincarnates those emotions into a physical form. For you see being the son of Larukas he had lots of positive emotions in his life so he ended up creating a race called the Star Warriors. A race whose collective goal was to bring peace and prosperity to the universe. It was all part of Larukas's plan, and it was going perfectly. However the ruler of the underworld did not approve of his plan because if there is peace in the universe everyone's soul would be pure and no one would end up going to hell once they died. Filled with fury he needed to think of something in order to stop this madness, so he came up with a devilish plan. The ruler of the underworld sent his reaper NECRODEUS to the upper world and filled Voids mind with negative emotions until Void became out of control. Larukas tried to help him stay calm, but something terrible happened. Void Killed his own father Larukas. Luckily the star warriors were still around and they weren't alone, for they were led by a super advanced society called the Ancients. Following Larukas's death the Ancients lead the star warriors. They sent four special types of star warriors: the four heroes of yore, and together with their strength and powers they sealed Void Termina away in a crystal prison called the jamba heart. However even though Void was sealed it wasn't over. For you see, one of the Heroes named Aeon Hero discovered that his Star Heart had two sides;a light side and a dark side. All of the star warriors along with the Ancients embraced their light side however, Aeon Hero did something no one else did...he embraced his dark side and became corrupted with power. So the Ancients of magic used their powers to seal Aeon Hero away for all eternity. But then the Ancients of Science realized something! Since they sealed away Aeon Hero who sealed away Void termina they must be stronger than the Ancients of Magic. Power hungry, the Ancients of Sciencebanished the Ancients of Magic from their civilization to a planet called Planet Horror Star. Planet Horror Star was a horrible planet with no life and the Ancients of Magic were furious and swore vengeance on the Ancients of Science and Star Warriors. While they were on Horror Star they came across Necrodeus and together they embraced the dark side of their Star Heart and created the Jambastion Religion. As more time went by more Star Warriors betrayed their own kind and joined the Jambastion Religion, becoming Death Warriors. Necrodeus wasn't the only leader, for he has discovered, before Void was sealed away, his negative emotions were reincarnated into a son named Zer0. Necrodeus took Zer0 under his wing as his apprentice. As time went by Zer0 had his own apprentice, Nightmare. And eventually Nightmare had his own apprentice, Lord Hyness the Officiant of Doom. Eventually Lord Hyness used his political manipulation to become supreme chancellor of the republic, and killed all the star warriors. With the star warriors gone Lord Hyness and Nightmare found the Jamba Heart, and planned on releasing Void back into our world. Once he is awoken he will destroy everything!
Everyone then stood still in silence thinking about everything Meta Knight just said.
Daroach: Okay so you're telling me that the ruler of our galaxy is going to summon the antichrist to kill us and everything in this galaxy welp we're screwed.
Bandee: OH GOD WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Meta Knight: Were going to fight back!
Waddle Doo: Fight back how? Hyness literally has every single planet on his side. How are we gonna take them on?
Magolor: Not every planet you see some people in our galaxy does not like the way Hyness is running this place so we need to find everyone in the galaxy who is against Hyness's beliefs and create a rebellion to stand up to them ending the Jambastion Religion once and for all!
Kirby: Could that actually work?
Drawcia: Well dearies we really don't have any options.
Kirby: Alright it's settled then let's save our galaxy
Everyone: YEAH!
Marx: Wait a minute Meta there's a problem with your plan.
Meta Knight: What is it?
Marx: DID WE HAVE TO BRING BUGZZY WITH US?
Bugzzy: Does anyone have a drink? I'm so thirsty I'll even drink milk out of one of these bitches titties if I have to.
Waddle Doo: We were planning on leaving him behind but he got into the ship faster than we thought he would.
Bugzzy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL MY FRIENDS!
Waddle Doo: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS YOU CRAZY PSYCHOPATH!
Bugzzy: Oh yeah well just for that i'm gonna make annoying noises the whole ride MYAAAHHHH!
Adeleine: Oh great now look you did Marx now he'll never shut up.
Bandee: Okay so where do we go now?
Meta Knight: Well we should first find a hiding spot where we can plan our first move in other words we need to find an abandoned planet with no one on it any suggestions?
Marx: I know the perfect place.
Meta Knight: What is it?
Adeleine: My old home planet Half Moon!
Meta Knight: Very well let's move.
Then the halberd headed to Planet Half Moon meanwhile back on Popstar.
Captain Kragle: Zan what the hell happened to the ship?
Zan: I tried to destroy the core of the ship hoping the Star Warriors would die with it but it failed and they escaped. I am sorry.
Captain Kraggle: DAMN IT ZAN I knew my Jammerjab guards would fail but you three are Generals trained by Hyness and you Failed? I can't believe… Wait a minute Where's Jammerjab?
Francisca: Sorry Kragle but I'm afraid it seems that Jammerjab has betrayed us.
Captain Kragle: WHAT! What do you mean?
Flamberge: Yeah it's true he turned his back against me and fought alongside those assholes against me.
Captain Kragle: NO this can't be happening Jammerjab is my best and loyal soldier there's no way he would betray me!
Jammerhab: Well apparently our friendship meant shit to him backstabbing dickhead!
Jammecab: What do you mean friends? You treated that motherfucker like shit you're an asshole Hab.
Jammerhab: SHUT THE FUCK UP CAB!
Jammerhab punches Jammercab.
Jammercab: OW Mother Fucker!
Captain Kragle: ENOUGH ALL OF YOU! We need to get back to lord hyness and warn him about this threat right away.
They all then got in a Jambastion space shuttle and left Planet Popstar and flew all the way to the Jambastion Religions home base JAMBANDRA BASE they landed their shuttle in the Docking bay and exited the shuttle and walked all the way to The Divine Terminus where they meet up with Chancellor Hyness sitting on his throne with his apprentice Galacta Knight right by his side they all nervously took a step forward to there master.
Captain Kragle: My lord we bring news we have found the traitor Nesp he has become allies with the Star Warrior Meta Knight the son of Gata Knight we tried to capture them and it has seem that they had many allies on their side and couldn't them but we will find them and bring them down for the republic!
Chancellor Hyness: Why.
Captain Kragle: Huh?
Chancellor: Why have you not been able to capture the traitor he is the weakest one and yet you failed to obtain him and not only that but another member of our cult has also betrayed us I sent to get a mission done and you failed you pathetic reptile
Captain Kragle: BUT.. BUT.. MY LORD!
Kragle then walked up to Hyness but then he smacked her across the room.
Kragle: AAAAHHHH!
Zan: My Lord please I know we failed but next time we won't we will capture these traitors we pro.
Chancellor Hyness: SILENCE!
Zan: (GASP!)
Chancellor Hyness: I don't hear more excuses it has become cleared that not even you are enough to capture these scum.
Kragle got back up.
Captain Kragle: My lord what are you saying?
Chancellor Hyness: I am going to add Multron, Zerette, Asylus and Yamikage, into your squadron in order to find these rebels.
Captain Kragle: But sir!
Chancellor Hyness: ENOUGH! No more excuses, go to the equipment room and be prepared. I've already called them to meet you there. Understood?
Zan: Yes my lord.
Chancellor Hyness: Good now leave my premecous at once.
Captain Kargle: yes our lord.
Then Kragle, Zan, Flamberge, and Francisca left the divine terminus.
Galacta Knight: Master please don't get too distracted with these rebels we still need to find the jamba hearts to restore our dark lord.
Chancellor Hyness: Do not worry Lord Galacta Knight I haven't forgotten and I assure you we will find them and we will have peace.
Galacta Knight: I just hope you know what you're doing.
Chancellor Hyness: Galacta I'm your master when have I ever been wrong to you?
After they finished talking the vice chancellor walked in.
Chancellor Hyness: What is it Meletta?
Zas Meletta: Chancellor Hyness some rulers of the planets have arrived here and they like to have a word with you.
Chancellor Hyness: RIGHT NOW!
Zas Meletta: Yes sir right now.
Chancellor Hyness: (Signs) fine proceed.
Zas Meletta: Yes sir you may all come in now!
Then the rulers of the planets; President Maruu, Nerdy Brainy, Wham Bam Sand, Dracula, Queen Hermya, Queen Internetter, The Kaiju King, and Japeen, walked into the room.
Chancellor Hyness: And to what bad Karma do I owe that brings all of you here?
Japeen: CHANCELLOR HYNESS! We got a bone to pick with you and the way you are running this republic!
Chancellor Hyness: My whatever could I have done to upset you?
Japeen: I'll tell you what's wrong my planet is suffering from financial losses and it's all because we keep on wasting our money building you're stupid war machines that are fucking pointless!
Chancellor Hyness: Japeen I don't think it's my fault you are going bankrupt
Japeen: What?
Chancellor Hyness: I believe that you are losing money because you keep on wasting it on HIGH SCHOOLS! You have 90,000,000 of them don't you think that's enough?
Japeen: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! I'll have you know that I care about the future of our youth and hope they have bright futures!
Senator Viccer: But sir I believe this morning you said and I quote (you don't give a shit about the children and you just want their parents money)
Japeen: SHUT UP! I would never say that! How dare you say those filthy lies right in front of the Chancellor, have you no shame?
Chancellor Hyness: Oh Japeen obviously your Financial Losses are your own fault and not mine so you can deal with that yourself.
Japeen: WHY YOU LOUSEY!
Queen Internetter: That's enough out of you Japeen why don't you let us disguise the real problems.
Chancellor Hyness: Thank you Queen Internetter now what seems to be troubling you dear?
Queen Internetter: Chancellor Hyness i'm trying to make my planet family friendly to everyone in the galaxy and yet my Youtubers keep on saying vile words and keep on drawing pictures of women with their private areas out. It is disgusting and unacceptable behavior.
The Kaiju King: OH PLEASE you hypocrite you created Moon tube kids to be a family friendly version of your planet and yet you're still trying to make your own planet family friendly? HA! My Queen you might be beautiful yet sometimes your hard drive can run pretty slow.
Queen Internetter: Oh Really? well Kaiju King what's your problem?
Kaiju: Well it's Simple you see as you all know my Monster Arena has been around for a long time and lots of people enjoy seeing my beasts kill each other like the wild animals they are however recently less people have been showing up to them and it has occurred to me that every person on my planet has been to it already so here's an idea I thought of; why don't we make multiple Monster Arenas on every planet in the galaxy then everyone can get a taste of the monster action.
Queen Internetter: REALLY? THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NO ONE IS SHOWING UP TO YOUR STUPID MONSTER FIGHTS!
Kaiju King: Yes it is quite a crime. I say I am the King Of The Monsters and no one cares about what i'm doing? I SHOULD ALWAYS BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION!
Dracula: Oh Orochi is that all you care about? Monster battles.
Kaiju King: Well it's certainly better than sitting in a room talking about boring political shit!
Dracula: Oh that's the problem with you Orochi. All monster action and nothing else no wonder why people stopped showing up to your monster arenas. I,t's not because everyone on your planet has seen it, it's because they are sick and tired of seeing the same thing over and over again. It gets really boring after awhile.
Kaiju King: WHY HOW DARE YOU! CALL MY MONSTER ARENAS BORING! You filthy blood sucking freak So what? I'll just search the galaxy for new monsters and then they'll come back, yes..
Dracula: HA you can add in as many new monsters as you want Orochi but in the end it's just the same thing over and over.
Kaiju King: AAHH! I OUGHT TO TAKE SOME GARLIC AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!
Dracula: So uncivilized.
Nerdy Brainy: UH HELLO! Are you two idiots done complaining about pointless shit? We need to address the bigger issue!
President Maruu: What's that?
Nerdy Brainy: MY PLANET! It only has two colors. I tell you TWO COLORS! BLACK AND WHITE! There's no blue red yellow green or any of those other colors we need to give Planet Doodle more COLORS! RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT!
Queen Internetter: Oh god how many times do we have to tell you this Brainy no one gives a shit about you're stupid color fetish!
Nerdy Brainy: BUT IT'S NOT FAIR GOD DAMN IT! All you mother fuckers get to have Planets with beautiful colors and lush environments while me and my people get stuck with a boring piece of paper with only black and white I HATE BLACK AND WHITE!
Japeen: Can someone please shut this nerd up!
Then Queen Internetter hits Nerdy Brainy in the back of the head knocking him out.
Japeen: THANK YOU!
Chancellor Hyness: EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN! I know you all have problems and I will deal with them but right now I have some problems of my own that I have to deal with.
Japeen: Oh really and what's that?
Chancellor Hyness: Well I think it's time you all knew about this you see recently one of our members have betrayed us and broke the Jamba Heart spreading pieces of it all over the galaxy and we are trying to find those pieces and summon our Dark Lord.
Japeen: What? Your kidding right?
Chancellor Hyness: I wish I was but i'm afraid it's true and it's not just that we have discovered that the traitor has found some surviving Star Warriors and it seems they are trying to form a rebellion to try to destroy our Peaceful Republic.
Queen Internetter: Do you have any intel of who the Star Warriors are?
Chancellor Hyness: Yes it seems there are only three of them the hero of the galactic war Meta Knight. It turns out he is still alive and he's not alone for there is a younger Star Warrior with him.
Dracula: Well who is it?
Chancellor Hyness: KIRBY!
Everyone: (GASPS!)
Queen Internetter: Wait a minute KIRBY! You mean the same Kirby who killed Queen Sectonia and Haltmann and destroyed the Subspace Emissary?
Chancellor Hyness: Yes that Kirby.
Dracula: Oh dear.
Kaiju King: Hm I should've known he would be behind this rebellion he already has Slayed your master Nightmare and his business Nightmare Enterprises, Dark Mind the ruler of the Mirror World Necrodeus, and even Zer0 twice! I figured it was only a matter of time until he came after you and your empire.
Chancellor Hyness: Yes I figured this outcome would happen so I need all of your help to take down these filthy Star Warriors and crush their little Rebellion before it becomes bigger.
Japeen: OH PLEASE! So what if a couple Star Warriors survived you've killed 10,000,000 of them five hundred years ago so why don't you just do it again it should be super easy this time since there are so few little of them.
Chancellor Hyness: You pathetic fools don't you see it? They have trained since then they have learned from their mistakes and this time they will be prepared to take us on also it won't just be those two for you see the Star Warriors have made many allies on their adventures and I am sure that they will be happy to join their rebellion!
Dracula: Well they need a leader to lead their alliance and who would ever want to lead an army created by the Star Warriors?
Chancellor Hyness: I was about to get to that because the leader of this rebel alliance is none other than Ancient Magolor!
Queen Internetter: WHAT? BUT ALL THE ANCIENTS ARE DEAD THERE'S NO WAY ONE OF THEM SURVIVED!
Chancellor Hyness: But I'm afraid it's true Ancient Magolor is alive and he will guide this rebelion to victory and can't let that happen. We need to take action, will you all join me in order to destroy these traitors?
Japeen: This is ridiculous you expect us to believe that not only have the star warriors survived but an ancient? Bullcrap this is nothing more then just some stupid rumor you made up in order to cover up your flaws.
Queen Hermya: I'm in.
Japeen: WHAT?
Queen Hermya: That Star Warrior has murdered our beloved queen and turned Taranza against us and I will do anything to avenge her and slaughter that beast! What about you Wham Bam Sand.
Wham Bam Sand: What? You want me to join Hyness why?
Queen Hermya: Aren't you furious that the Star Warrior murdered your cousin King Wham Bam Rock and his queen Wham Bam Jewel?
Wham Bam Sand: Not really Rock was kind of an asshole so I really don't care that he's dead if you ask me he got what was coming to him.
Queen Internetter: Well Chancellor Hyness you can count me in.
Dracula: So do I.
Kaiju King: I got nothing better to do so why not.
Japeen: Well you can count me out... with anyone else?
President Maruu: Well I don't think we should resort to violence I'm sure we could talk something out with them?
Japeen: You won't need to talk with them Maruu because they don't exist!
Nerdy Brainy: Ugh what happened?
Japeen: Chancellor Hyness wants us to help him take down some stupid made up rebellion but me Maruu and Wham Bam Sand aren't buying it. So are you with us or with him Brainy?
Nerdy Brainy: Do I get to bring color to my planet if I help you?
Chancellor Hyness: NO!
Nerdy Brainy: WELL COUNT ME OUT!
Japeen: Ha even Brainy doesn't believe in this stupid rebelion shit.
Nerdy Brain: Fuck the rebelion I just want colors.
Japeen: Whatever.
Chancellor Hyness: Very well then so ends our little discussion.
?: I DON'T THINK SO!
They all then turned and saw Vice Roi Nute Gunray along with Settlement Officer Roon Hako, Archduke Poggle The Lesser, Foreman Wat Tambor, and Banker Sandhill enter the room.
Japeen: Oh great what are they doing here?
Nute Gunray: Chancellor Hyness we need to have a word with you!
Japeen: Hate to break it to you Gungay but were already having our own little meeting here so why don't you.
Nute Gunray: Out of the way Weabslug.
Gunray pushes Japeen to the side as they walk to Hyness.
Japeen: AH! No respect I tell you no respect!
Chancellor Hyness: Mister Gunray what seems to be the matter here?
Nute Gunray: You keep on claiming that these Star Warriors are nothing more but terrorists but have you ever stopped to think maybe they have a point?
Chancellor Hyness: What are you saying?
Sandhill: Well you see Lord Hyness in case you haven't noticed some of the planets in your so called Republic, including us, do not wish to be part of your corrupt government and we would like to have freedom and independence to rule ourselves.
Chancellor Hyness: Im sorry but you don't seem to be speaking clearly?
Wat Tambor: We don't want to be part of your republic and that has not only taken advantage of us for centuries on end.
Nute Gunray: Exactly and we believe that these Star Warriors wish for the same thing that we do and you are painting them as criminals.
Chancellor Hyness: Oh you poor idiotic Seperatists do you have any idea what will happen if I give you freedom and independance then this Galaxy would consist of nothing but civil wars and chaos. Why do you think we eliminated the Star Warriors and Ancients in the first place. It's because they believed in the same beliefs that you have and they tried to make it work but it ended in nothing but war and chaos. We do not want that in our Galaxy.
Nute Gunray: But.. but.. but Lord Hyness!
Chancellor Hyness: ENOUGH!
Everyone stood in silence.
Chancellor Hyness: can't you all see that we are wasting time here? The Star Warriors are probably building their army right now as we speak and I hope that all of you in this room will finally realize that.. Wait a minute…. I just realized something!
Hyness looks around the room.
Chancellor Hyness: WHERE IS ALMIGHTY TALLEST ZIM AND SKOODGE?
Everyone stood in silence looking at each other thinking.
Queen Internetter: Oh so you have finally noticed Chancellor Hyness my hackers have been hacking into Planet Irks Control Brains and they have found this.
Queen Internetter pulls out a hologram showing a group of people.
Chancellor Hyness: What is this? Who are these people and why has Zim been searching their history?
Queen Internetter: Chancellor Hyness these aren't just any ordinary people these are heroes of different planets who have some of the most powerful people in this galaxy I believe that Almighty Zim and Skoodge have been traveling to these planets gathering these heroes to try and rise up against your Republic!
Hyness then stood still in silence for a minute thinking.
Queen Internetter: Chancellor Hyness?
Chancellor Hyness: ZIM! ZIM! THIS I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT TRAITOR! The irkens never liked being ruled over someone else! It was only a matter of time!
Japeen: Chancellor Hyness?
Chancellor Hyness: All of you leave my premises and return to your planets this once!
Nute Gunray: BUT HYNESS!
Then Galacta Knight stood in front of them
Galacta Knight: He says he wants all of you to leave!
Galacta Knight pulls out his blade.
Galacta Knight: NOW!
Queen Internetter: Yes we are done here isn't that right Japeen?
Japeen: (signs) Fine!
Queen Internetter: Gunray?
Nute Gunray: Fine we will leave but just remember what we said Hyness!
They all then left the room and left Hyness, Galacta Knight and Zas Meletta alone.
Zas Meletta: Chancellor Hyness what shall we do about Zim and his plans?
Chancellor Hyness: Send Grand Admiral Fancyson to deal with him.
Zas Meletta: Yes my lord
Chancellor Hyness: Lord Galacta Knight I want you to help the Grand Admiral deal with the irken.
Galacta Knight: Yes my lord.
Then Galacta Knight and Zas Meletta left the room leaving Hyness all by himself.
Chancellor Hyness: This is a disaster. I won't let these fools ruin this.
Hyness then walks up to the broken Jamba Heart
Chancellor Hyness:Do not worry my Dark Lord I will make sure you'll be reborn, and when you do…
YOU WILL REUNITE WITH YOUR SON!
To Be Continued...