"God...dammit!" Aiko swore, currently laying flat on her back. Not an uncommon position she usually found herself in, though she typically intended to be here 99% of the time.
This was one of the few times she A. had intended to remain upright, and B. sex wasn't involved.
Beli was running a bit late for today's Yoga class, so the teacher was killing time before the instructor arrived. (A sign on the door instructed people to simply head into the studio room and "center themselves".) Naturally, since there wasn't a strapping hunk with a spray tan she could demonstrate the Downward Facing Dog with- wink~ -Aiko had elected to browse her socials to see what was going on in the world. Her search eventually took her to TikTok where she'd been laughing at people failing the Cinnamon Challenge when she spotted another video on her feed; this one had the 20-something white girl essentially doing a headstand while seeming to maneuver her legs upright and then back onto the floor behind her, looking like she'd just bent herself in half backwards.
Aiko considered herself a fairly limber woman (especially with some of the positions she'd adopted during sex), so this shouldn't have been too difficult to replicate, right?
Her sore back told her otherwise.
"...are you OK?" a familiar voice asked, breaking the Asian woman from her frustration; she glanced up to see Beli Lapran standing over her, her gym bag still slung over her shoulder and a reasonable level of concern plastered on her face.
"Yeah, just peachy...," Aiko grunted. She shoved herself into a sitting position before addressing the instructor again, "Just contemplating world peace like usual."
It was a bullshit lie, obviously (and not even a good bullshit lie at that), so naturally Beli saw right through it.
"You were trying something more advanced than you were ready for," she correctly deduced, setting her bag down and retrieving her yoga mat from within. "Aiko, I told you that Yoga isn't a competition- or about learning new sex moves," she added before the physics teacher could say anything, "It's about spiritual health and wellness, and everyone learns at their own pace. Trying to 'reach the end' isn't the goal."
"Yes, MOM," she sniped, before letting out a breath and handing Beli her phone. "Actually, I was trying to copy what this chick in the video was doing. It looked easy."
Beli turned the volume down hit "play", her expression shifting from soft disapproval to quiet amazement. "This is what you were trying to do?" she asked, handing the phone back.
"Yup. ...why?"
"Because this really isn't something just anyone can just do on a whim; it would take years of training to be able to contort yourself like this."
"Or being some freak of nature." Aiko sighed, "I dunno, Bells, maybe I should just quit while I'm ahead, you know? I mean, I'm still sexy. I could start an Only Fans account and live off of the sad virgins with more money than standards who simp for me. Then I can finally quit teaching and...Bells?"
Apparently, the Hindi woman had elected to let Aiko jabber while she got did some warm-up stretches over by the wall, bending over to touch the floor.
...only for her to plant her head on the ground and transition into a headstand, her legs ramrod straight in the air. Then, she slowly began to lower one leg down to the floor, then the other, so that both her toned legs were almost parallel with her back.
AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO LOOK UNCOMFORTABLE, EITHER!
"Wow...I wasn't sure I could actually do this!" Beli exclaimed, a look of satisfaction proudly displayed on her inverted face.
Fortunately, she was facing away from Aiko, and therefore missed the massive bird she was flipping in her direction.
OnlyFans was free to sign up, right?
fin.
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TBH I don't know where this one came from; I just got an image of Aiko looking jealous and angry as Beli did some contortionist yoga pose, and then this happened. Se la vie.
