Rated M, anything goes. Gonna try a gamer fic, with some twists.
It was a beautiful day and the sun was shining brightly, the air was cooled by a light summer breeze. Today I thought absolutely nothing could go wrong. But as fate would have it something did go wrong. More wrong then you could possibly imagine.
One moment I was just walking across the street minding my own business. I was going to the store to buy some food, as my fridge lacked the items to sustain me. Tis something a normal civilian like me does when they need food, every week or so. But then while on the way to the store only a minute later catastrophe struck!
Midway through walking across the street I heard a trucks horn, and before I could comprehend what had happened my vision went black. For less then a second I felt an impact and then nothing at all. There was sudden emptiness.
God dammit am I dead?
My suspicions were confirmed by the now empty black space of nothingness I was in currently 'sitting' in. All my natural senses seemed to be numb. It was as if I was a mere stream of thoughts floating in the endless limbo.
How tragic of an event to befall me, one of the many billions of humans on earth. Am I in this place because I wasn't very religious? Damn, oh well what can you do, so what happens now? Heaven because God forgives? Hell- no wait I didn't do anything worth that. So perhaps maybe reincarnation? C'mon give me something here!
[CONGRATULATIONS LUCKY INDIVIDUAL OF EARTH. YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN FOR REINCARNATION IN ANOTHER WORLD AS A GAMER]
Oh. Oh! OH! So that means I got hit by truck-kun? That's cool... no, it's amazing! Well it sure sucks that I died like and became a car death statistic, but it's not like there was much left for me that was interesting in my old life. Maybe working a nine to five hour job, working in perpetual middle class, and due to my intense interest in anime and manga I would most likely end up living without a steady romantic partner or deep relationship. Real women can hurt you, very unlike my beloved 2D waifu's...
But fuck that old shitty boring world! I'm getting myself into an Isekai adventure! Maybe even my own potential harem. Woooooo baby! That is what I've been waiting for, and that's what I'm talking about! Yeah! Yeah! YEAAAAAH!
Since I'm something of a 'professional' gamer of all genres in my spare time, and naturally due to my innate interest in all things gaming and manga I've read a few self insert gamer fanfics on the side for personal amusement. So with that in mind I think I know my way around my new overpowered adventure. With such an amazing ability I wonder what interesting ways exist that I can use to abuse the system.
[YOUR RACE AND WORLD HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY CHOSEN. REINCARNATION BEGINS IN ONE MINUTE. COUNTING DOWN NOW]
Okay, auto selected then, that shouldn't be too bad right? Sometimes the self insert protagonist doesn't get a choice on either of those things anyway. That's perfectly fine as long as the world I go into has at least one good waifu, I don't mind having one nice and loyal lady. Better than none at all. I'll just have to make do with wherever I end up. Shouldn't be too difficult really.
Let's get this show on the road!
[GAME START]
Engulfed by a bright light, I could feel myself phase back into reality. Slowly some of my senses returned to me. Touch and hearing primarily. My other senses, taste, smell, and eyesight were a no go, or numb were numbed out as far as I was aware.
Visions dark again but a bit different, I feel a few really weird things going on. I'm in some sort of fleshy and moist enclosed space, good thing I'm not claustrophobic... There also seems to be a bunch of other odd creatures squirming against me here too, body also doesn't quite feel right for some inexplicable reason. Jesus this feels fucking weird. Oh shit wait a minute am I being fucking born?! Okay, I don't know if I'm going to turn out normal... or human... but I appear to have many brothers and sisters. So that's kinda cool? Maybe?
There's some pushing going on, and... light comes into view. Yes! Freedom. Show me the world I entered!
To my absolute fucking bafflement I'm shoved face first into the mud. Behind me I can hear a distinct squealing, just like pigs- looking behind me I can see that they are Pigs!
What the hell! Did I just get birthed by a farm animal? Have I been reincarnated into a pig?! Are you fucking kidding me?! FUCK!
Now having been born I inspect my body in rage. To my utter surprise I do not resemble a pig at all, but I don't resemble a human either. My humanoid limbs are short and stubby, flabby with a fleshy color that did have similar coloration of my bacon flavored brethren. No body hair, and with my touch senses returning I felt that I was strangely spherical, orb-like in overall body shape. My mouth... was human-like and big, very large, and took up approximately 40% of my face. No lips either so I was stuck permanently displaying my 'hopefully' clean teeth. Also no eyes but I could see in front of me just fine, didn't understand the logic there besides my Gamer powers cutting me a break.
I am absolutely not a human anymore, and most certainly not a pig... A hybrid of both? A deformed one? For some reason I don't think so. I might be something entirely different. Some sort of abomination or freak of nature...
Wh-what did I do to deserve this?! Is this punishment for owning a body pillow?! For my love of anime and games?This is discrimination!
Although, even in some manga, or hentai doujins, even the ugly bastard can get some babes if he plays his cards right... yeah... not all bad I suppose. I'm a gamer after all, and all gamers are destined for greatness. Of course.
Well whatever, either way this newfound form shall require some investigation on my part. Which means there's only one thing I could do now... start to use my powers!
Show me my current Stats.
Name: Gums
Race: Mysterious Being
Title: N/A
Level: Wolf
Health: C
Strength: C
Agility: C
Intelligence: B
Wisdom: B
Luck: C
Stockpile: 0
Reputation: (Wary)
Money: 0
(Skills)
Active
Bite
Digest
Store
Passive
Inhuman Digestive System (Level MAX)
Elasticity (Level 1)
Regeneration (Level 1)
Subspace Stomach
[View Unlock-able Skills]
What the- that is not the classic gamer stats that I know and love! Those are mother... fucking... LETTERS! And what the hell is a level wolf? The only wolf level of anything I know is a threat level of danger that exists for evacuation purposes in a certain anime. One which contains a protagonist that can win all fights with one single effortless punch.
Also, what the hell is with my starting skills, name... and RACE. A mysterious being with the name Gums... a very familiar- no, I definitely know who that is. One of the Monster Associations cadres from One Punch Man. Does that mean I'm that guy now? It would explain my appearance and rather unique starting skill set. Being a wolf monster wasn't too bad if I could upgrade to a dragon level eventually. Although having an non-humanoid body was kinda shitty, I might be able to fix some of my problems with the right upgrades.
It's one thing to become a character from a one series, and another thing then be displaced into a wholly different world from them... Please please tell me I haven't been reincarnated into that same exact extremely dangerous anime that my character is from right?
Let me check those skills and stats first though. Before I learn where I am I'm gonna need to see what all that different stuff means. Preparedness is key, especially with being a Gamer
Are tutorials included in the game?
...Hey game, you got a Tutorial?
[Tutorial]
By saying 'game' and asking a direct question, an explanation may be given about certain mechanics or items if applicable.
Perfect! Thanks G, that's just what I need! A little bit of explanation.
Game, what is my stockpile stat?
[Stockpile]
Whenever you consume any amount of biological or inorganic material your stockpile points increase and in different amounts depending on the rarity or the amount of the consumed material. These points may be used to further upgrade stats and skills, or unlock more skills.
Cool cool. So I level up little bit different then the standard way, unexpected but makes sense considering I'm a mysterious being now. Still feels weird anyway to consider. So game, what's my reputation stat?
[Reputation]
Reputation is the combined public perception of you including all human characters you have directly encountered and made a positive or negative impression on.
Current Value: (Wary)
That sounds self explanatory enough. Bite is pretty obviously my standard attack. My beloved game, what is my digest skill?
[Digest]
Active skill
Organic or inorganic material you consume you may choose to digest and convert directly into Stockpile points. Your ability to digest living beings is dependent solely on your strength stat being higher then them, and thus able to hold the creature in your mouth long enough to disintegrate them with your [Inhuman Digestive System].
Good to know, will only eat monsters in my weight class, tell me game about my Store skill?
[Store]
Active Skill
Anything you consume you can choose to 'store' in your [subspace stomach] instead of digesting and turning it into stockpile points. You may spit back out items from storage at will.
An interesting way to handle item storage.
Okay, time for my other skills. How about Inhuman Digestive System game?
[Inhuman Digestive System]
Passive Skill
Level MAX
You may consume any material in existence.
So I don't get Gamers Body or Gamers Mind as max level skills. Instead I get the ability to eat anything... . I guess if that is how it must be, I don't have much of a choice anyway.
Game, tell me about Elasticity?
[Elasticity]
Passive Skill
Level 1
Your body may grow, shrink, or extend in size based on the amount of material consumed at once. At level 1 you may grow to double your size to consume creatures or objects. At higher levels base size increases also, including the ability to adjust base size.
Okay the usual skill to fit in food and other stuff that's too large for me. Size control isn't too bad either... So game, how about regeneration?
[Regeneration]
Passive Skill
Level 1
Wounds and injuries of all levels are healed at higher speeds. Small cuts, light trauma, and bruises are healed within minutes.
Oooooo this one has potential! I wonder if I could become like Zombieman eventually if I treat it like a main stat. Considering my health is a letter that would mean how much damage I can take is more subjective.
Next thing game, show me Subspace Stomach.
[Subspace Stomach]
Passive Skill
A pocket dimension inside your stomach that allows you to contain and house various items, including but not limited to standard objects, sentient lifeforms, environments, and rooms for consumed living creatures to live in permanently. Specific building material must be consumed in order to construct certain buildings to maintain internal environments. Acts as an item storage plus more with upgrades.
... Interesting... I could certainly see a lot of uses with this... I wonder if I could create my own dungeons for guys to go through? Maybe I'll utilize it more when I get my durability up. Also pretty interesting I have multiple reasons to consume things like stone, wood, and dirt. I wonder how much I could grind on that? Or if I can somehow get contracted to become a living bulldozer.
Now for... the thing I'm hesitant on finding out.
Tell me game... What is my wolf level referring to?
[Wolf]
Any potential threat that poses a danger to an unknown degree.
Oh no.
G-game, what world am I in?
[CURRENT WORLD: ONE PUNCH MAN]
I really didn't want to accept it... but I knew in my soul what those words meant. Having watched One Punch Man and kept up to date with the manga and webcomic fanatically. The description of the wolf level as said by the game defined the lowest disaster level of a mysterious being, a monster and enemy to humanity.
So... that meant I've been reincarnated into a Mysterious Being…? A mysterious being in ONE PUNCH MAN!? This is... absolutely the worst possible thing that could've happened to me! It's one thing to be a potentially OP human in a world where cities are obliterated by monsters. But it is an entirely different thing to actually be a monster in this place, and one of the many ridiculously named creatures that get annihilated by heroes on the daily.
God dammit I'm screwed! Now I'll never be able to properly get a proper harem going! Not that there's really many waifus in this particular world to begin with, well there's a few good ones, but the catalogue is considerably lower than most other series. If you ignore the females monsters... though that really doesn't add many, unless there are random unique NPC's I encounter, whom will be easier to sway. In which case means my only option, or easiest option for romantic interests is other mysterious beings... which wasn't too bad... maybe. Although for possible choices of monster waifus the only particularly good one that came to mind was DO-S. Otherwise I don't remember any interesting ones by heart.
I sighed, it came out as a growl. My new 'family' backed away with a few oinks.
Maybe by grinding points I just might be able to unlock some skills allowing me to establish relationships with human characters, or at least boost up my reputation until interactions aren't hostile. Baby steps, I was technically a baby wasn't I? Technically my ass.
So I liked the One Punch Man manga, Saitama and the cast of heroes alongside him are pretty cool. But now as a monster befriending them will be tricky, not Saitama, but definitely the rest of them. If I'm gonna integrate myself then I need to play the role of a hero as best I can, taking into account societal limitations.
Well uh… I'd say it could be worse... But I think my situation is about as bad as you can get. I'm a monster with an inhuman body, physically incapable of properly interacting with people and characters I like. Most terribly my appearance is that of a monster without typical humanoid characteristics, thus marking me as an enemy to most of the world's inhabitants right away.
So What do I do now? Grind to get things going?
My stomach groaned.
Damn, I'm feeling kinda hungry right now.
Quest Alert!
Find Food
Objective
Eat something, anything.
Reward
+100 Stockpile points
Failure
N/A
Accept (Yes)
Oh okay, a mandatory quest. Guess I'll go do that then.
I glanced over at the pigs, my 'mother' and 'siblings'. Observing them feeding on our mother very closely, despite my lack of eyes. There was about nine of them in total, with six of them being newborns, the newly birthed ones being my so called 'siblings'. There was also two other adults, presumably my otherworldly 'dad' and another one. Don't know the gender, don't really care.
Pig (x3)
Level 1
(Piglets (x6)
Level 1
Ehhh. You know what I'm not so sure eating my siblings is a good idea. If I give into my impulses here then I'd also be eating some guys farm animals, and eating things in society I'm not supposed to would drop my reputation. Since I know I have a reputation stat that means I should carefully watch my actions to make sure they don't hurt others directly or indirectly.
And... I don't think I could suckle my mother without a biologically capable mouth. So that might also be a problem... damn, no milk for me.
Anyways going off of my collective Abilities to consume anything, and my current surroundings, I' probably be able to get away with eating pigs quote on quote 'food' for now. As degrading as it was it was the only safe way to grind some stockpile points, and I had no intention of being picky. I needed to grind to hell if I wanted to survive in this place.
For using logical thinking your Intelligence experience has increased by 1 point!
Go fuck yourself.
Glancing over at the pail of brown 'edible' food substance for the pigs, I approached it.
…I-Is there a way to make things taste better? It really doesn't look good. Game, can I change how things taste?
[Saliva Flavor Modification]
[Ability Locked]
[Cost 100]
Well now I know what my next goal is! Extremely convenient that the reward is just the amount I need too!
Time to eat now… uh… this is is gonna taste like shit. Probably what it is… I don't know if I wanna do this… but I have too! So everything can taste good!
Here goes nothing...
*Munch*
Urgh.
*Munch*
*Gag*
*Swallow*
That... was awful... even worse than I expected, tasted something rotten and expired. Dammit! And there's no grass in the pen to wipe my tongue off on!
*Urp*
Quest Completed!
+100 Stockpile points
HEY game, unlock the skill Saliva Taste Modification.
New skill unlocked!
[Saliva Taste Modification]
Active skill
LV 1
Flavors: [None]
You may alter the taste of your saliva to coat the flavor of material being consumed. At level one you may store one flavor.
Hell yeah. Give me chocolate.
You have selected "chocolate" flavor.
Flavors: [Chocolate]
Very good! Now lets see what else I can upgrade. For later refence.
Game, show me how to the upgrade Stats.
Health: C 0/100
Strength: C 0/100
Agility: C 0/100
Intelligence: B 1/1000
Wisdom: B 0/1000
Luck: C 0/100
Huh... Individual experience bars for each stat? I am... intrigued by the uniqueness of the system I got, compared to the ones I've seen portrayed normally this should be mildly interesting to deal with.
At least intelligence and wisdom are decent, everything else seems about average. What do the letters imply about how powerful I am? Is a C like human level or C Class hero level? Not there's much of a difference, considering mumen rider is about peak human. Guess I gotta start somewhere...
I bet the real Gums never had to deal with any of this bullshit... though I doubt he would care much.
Eh, I'll consider my stats more in depth later. Heyyy game, what are my subspace stomach upgrades?
[Subspace Stomach]
Passive Skill
A pocket dimension inside your stomach that allows you to contain and house various items, including but not limited to standard objects, sentient lifeforms, environments, and rooms for consumed living creatures to live in permanently. Specific building material must be consumed in order to construct certain buildings to maintain internal environments. Acts as an item storage plus more with upgrades.
Upgrades
Total Rooms: 1
Types: Empty Subspace
Cool cool. What to do now... maybe socialize with my new family?
I walked towards the crowd of piglets suckling mothers teets for milk. For a second I considered attempting to join, before shrugging off that idea.
No lips to suckle properly...
I wonder what I should name you guys. Hmm, should I do a pun or something more serious... maybe the different cut types?
New skill unlocked!
[Fear sense]
Passive skill
LV 1
You may sense the fear of humans and animals nearby.
Huh?
"WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?" As my new skill implied, a voice nearby screamed in surprise and fear.
Sato
No level huh?
Turning around to the source of the yell I saw a guy dressed in a rather cliche looking farmer clothing. His arms were shaking as he held a pitchfork, his eyes wide in surprise.
See a name, not a I need to grind observe or something?
Thinking I might be cable of some slight speech I opened my mouth to verbalize my imitation of a pigs oink. It did not come out as that.
"Guoyi!" I vocalized a higher pitched groan of some sort.
Damn, no vocal cords. Can I unlock that game?
DUE TO CURRENT BIOLOGICAL LIMITATIONS, THE [SPEECH] SKILL IS LOCKED
Well... guess I'll just have to find other ways of communication then.
"I-I heard about this. You're o-one of those Mysterious Beings th-the governments been talkin about! I-I need to call the police!" He said aloud.
"It's not doing anything now... b-but I better hurry before it eats one of my animals! Those teeth look like no joke!" He spoke nervously to himself, before running off.
Huh, immediately disowned just like that... oh well, it was good while it lasted...
Goodbye my brothers! You will be immortalized in my memory. May you make your contribution to the world be great! Perhaps in the form of being someone's wonderful breakfast.
I approached the wooden fencing. Carefully I climbed it up with my stubby arms and legs, before falling off it on the other side. It wasn't hard to get up, but it was nearly impossible to get down.
Okay I'm free. Now then, should I run away into the forest or should I wait and see who shows up to deal with me? He didn't say anything about heroes, but instead about a government warning. Now THAT piques my interest.
Curiosity is bubbling. I think I'll stick around just to see. Due to my size, and as the farmer stated 'not doing anything' I might be considered a wolf, and simply captured and contained somewhere.
The question was... did I want to accept being captured? Or did I want to grind it out in the wild?
That is the question. In the Manga I know the good ol Hero Association had a monster containment facility... but with no mention of heroes does that mean I'll be sent to a more government owned one? Most likely if I did not resist.
Now in most circumstances the protagonist would prefer NOT to be contained by a government and put into a cell to be experimented on. BUT this was not ant ordinary circumstances. If they saw reason to let me live, and feed me to sustain my existence for for their own scientific reasons purposes then I'd be able to grind endlessly in a safe and secure environment!
Being a guinea pig to some scientists is a small price to pay for... whatever they decide to do with me. Considering my most prominent feature is my mouth hopefully they turn me into a waste disposal bin, I wouldn't mind getting some building material. Or more stockpile points. And as for physical experiments... that was also perfectly fine, if I could grind and unlock defensive skills by being stabbed without risk of death then why resist free experience points? That is, if I even get anything from being hurt.
I think I definitely would though considering I got fear sense from a guy being scared, so logically like the other Gamer scenarios I seen I should get skills from experiencing different things.
For using logical thinking your Intelligence experience has increased by 1 points!
Thanks for confirming my theory.
Gonna sit now and wait in the field.
...
Oh the farmer came back, partially. Looks like he's hiding behind his house.
Well... guess I'll keep waiting.
Seven minutes later.
Oh? Is that a police car siren I hear?
There seemed to be no driveway, as I saw the police car in question pull into the grass.
Out entered something that amused me. A short young looking female police officer with black hair, she looked quite visibly nervous. Her outfit wasn't the American styled uniform I was used to, but a white shirt with a black tie and pants.
Aiko
Good name.
Aiko jumped as the farmer shouted to her, and pointed towards me. "It's over there officer! It snuck into with my pigs! Now it's trespassing on my property!"
"Y-yes sir I can handle it!" She declared, but she didn't look too enthusiastic, and fumbled a bit getting her pistol out.
Ah, well I don't what I expected... she's kinda cute I guess. Is there no mysterious being procedure yet? Where am I in the timeline anyway?
"P-put your hands in the air!" She demanded, not moving from her position.
I complied as much as I could with my stubby arms. The police lady had a completely blank look, and then suddenly a relieved expression. She seemed to mutter something under her breathe.
She inched closer every couple seconds, before taking out her handcuffs and locked one around my wrist.
"O-okay I-I'm taking you away now!" She stammered, trying to assert authority.
Little nervous aren't you Aiko?
I allowed myself to be walked to the car. "G-get in n-now." Of course I also hopped in when she prompted. Noticing her hesitancy to put out her arms over to put on my seatbelt I did it myself, then she quickly slammed the door.
Feel kinda bad... She looks pretty new, and being new already she's arresting dangerous creatures. Good thing I'm docile. Probably.
We started to drive, and I mindlessly looked out to the fields inspecting the countryside and crops. I recognize a few of them. Including rice, rice... rice... wheat, and... rye?
New skill unlocked!
[Observe]
Passive skill
LV 1
Information is provided in screens on people, places, or objects when they are gazed upon. Additional information is granted with higher levels.
Game me boy, can I upgrade observe by staring at things?
Yes
Game, I can either upgrade skills through repetitive actions and putting points into them?
Yes
Very good... very good...
Blissfully unaware of my unique predicament, Officer Aiko seemed to be having a nervous breakdown.
"W-what the hell. Ahh ha, fuck. I just got this job a week ago, and now I-I arrested a M-mysterious being." She glanced behind her quickly, while I sat motionless and small, large teeth and gums in display. I waved.
"Oh what is the station gonna say! I wasn't trained for... for whatever that thing is! I-I barely know how to give someone a ticket!"
"A-at least it's cooperating... and friendly, thank god. I-I don't know what'd I do if it fought back.. or b-b-bit me."
Yeah I wouldn't want to mess with a weird looking creature with giant teeth either terrified policewoman.
Eventually we reached the outskirts of a city, and it looked kind of smaller then what I expected. I mean there was the usual modern buildings sure, but next to that it was like 50% rural farmland.
Guess thing's can't all be buildings. I mean how else are you gonna feed humanity?
And into my sight the police station could be seen. Aiko jumped out leaving me alone, but then while running away she tripped on a rock and fell over.
This is starting to get depressing now.
Whatever... more minutes waiting. Shouldn't take too long now.
Hmm... hmm... when do I get to be sent to a research facility? Really hoping to grind something like
Gonna chew this cuffs, they're kinda uncomfortable around with my wrist.*Munch*
Mmmm, delicious like... chocolate. I wonder how long it will take until I get sick of this flavor. Hopefully never, it's my favorite after all.
Ooo, girls back. Back and talking with an older gentleman officer.
Around the car to my side they went, and opened the door.
Keito
"Do you realize how ridiculous you sound? Perhaps the stress of the job is finally getting to you..."
"But I-I'm telling the truth! Really!"
"We'll see if there really is a-
Naturally I tried to say hello in greeting of the new person, of course.
"Buo."
Nope, just another weird mumble groan.
"W-what the hell is that?!"
"I-I told you sir! I found it a-at the farm!"
You know I'm starting to feel like this is going to happen a lot.
The older uniformed man stared at me nervously, but not quite as much as Aiko.
"Where a-are we going to put it?" She asked.
"... I... we'll have to put it in the holding cell for now."
"Th-there?! With the others?"
"It shouldn't be in there for long... just long enough until we can get the military to take it in. And besides, you were the one that brought that thing here." He glared at Aiko, who seemed to shrink.
Naturally I have no rights after being arrested, with my primary crime being not human. Doesn't bother me though. It'll feel good when that rep stat is higher.
3 Minutes later.
The various confused, surprised, and nervous glances however continued as I was calmly walked to the holding cell in question. The cell was more of a holding pen honestly, it was a pretty decent sized area and surrounded by bars, nothing particularly interesting about it otherwise.
Unfortunately my new two cell mates didn't look too enthusiastic at my presence.
Rowan
"What the fuck is that!" Spoke a rather rough looking man, old scars were visible on his face and hands.
Itagaki
The other guy, a much younger man with wild spiky black hair looked oddly more passive, he was wearing a plain black set of pants and a shirt. "Why is a monster here?" He asked, glancing another guard beyond the bars.
"It's only temporary. So far it's been cooperating, so it shouldn't give you any problems." He seemed to eye Rowan for a moment, before leaving.
Good day to you too gentlemen.
"Buo."
"I don't like the way it's looking at me..." He said that in an annoyed tone, rather than nervous.
"It doesn't even have eyes... and uh, I wouldn't test your luck. It doesn't look very friendly."
I mean I'm a little antisocial sure, but I've made a few good friends during high school...
New skill unlocked!
[Sense Danger]
Passive skill
LV 1
A natural survival instinct. It allows the user to sense when something bad might happen. The higher the skill level, the earlier the user can sense danger.
Uh oh looks like I'm in trouble... not really.
And then Rowan pulled out a shiv. "Damn its been awhile since I could do this. Cops won't care if I let out a little stress on a monster right?"
Don't try it! I will bite!
I opened my mouth slightly.
"Oh trying to look tough are ya? Well you're just a squirt, nothing compared to those big guys I've seen on the big screen."
"Hiyah!" He lunged forward, only for me to move slightly out of the way then clamp down on his arm.
"AH! AH! G-get it off!" I held on as he tried to wave me off.
"Told you. Idiot." Itagaki rolled his eyes.
Not sure if I should bite all the way or not... could damage my rep. Will the police respond.
They looked like... they were in absolutely no hurry to help the guy, though they
Eh, good enough for me. It's self defense after all.
*CRUNCH*
Mmmm, a human arm tasting like chocolate is kinda weird... still good though.
+33 Stockpile points
33? Okay. No idea how much that is relative to pig slop. First quest might've been unique... or maybe that is the value of an arm.
"AAAAAHHH my arm!" Rowan screamed.
Reputation Change!
Due to recent actions, public opinion of you has altered.
Current Value: (Fearful)
You know what I probably shouldn't of done that...