Hey guys! This is my first fanfic, so please do go easy on me. So basically, I took my AP Human Geography exam today, and me and my friends were joking that I could get a 5 by just reading the fanfiction. That got me thinking, "Wait what if AP HUG, but Naruto?" Don't worry, it won't be boring; it will be based on my APHG class, and the teacher will be my teacher. So anyway let's get to it

Prologue: Unit 0: Welcome to The Class

Naruto was walking down to the Hokage Tower. He was in the middle of eating ramen, the food of the gods, so he was just a bit miffed when he was called to see the Hokage.

"GODDAMN IT! I WANTED TO ENJOY MY RAMEN IN PEACE NOT GO TO THE HOKAGE TOWER! BAA-CHAN MUST HAVE A REALLY GOOD REASON FOR CALLING ME!", he raved as his eyes became the eyes of an angry character. Soon he made it to the tower, and he saw Tsunade, who had ahem big marshmallows. However, he also the Konoha 11+Sasuke looking displeased.

There was also a man there. He was in his middle ages, balding with some gray hair left. He was wearing glasses, a sweater, and some khaki pants. He had fair skin, and was average sized. However, what captivated Naruto was his jovial grin and his all around team dad personality.

"Lady Tsunade, what are we doing here. I need to go complete my daily crying", said Sakura like the useless bitch she was.

"Hnn.", said Sasuke. He did not want to waste his vocal chords so he stuck to his one syllable.

"Shut up Sakura, what I'm about to say will make you less of a useless bitch. As a ninja, knowing how humans interact with the world is very important. The Academy has done nothing to prepare you for this, so I hired a company known as College Board to teach y'all this. They even sent us an representative.", pointing at the happy man there, "Everyone say hello to Mr. Patrick Toth."

"Hey HUG Nation! I'm Mr. Toth, and I'm here to teach you Human Geography. Now, the Ninja World is a complex and interconnected place, all with its own systems. I'm here to help all of you to understand this! Can't wait to teac you all!"

Naruto really wished he hadn't come to the Hokage Tower