A one shot based on the opening of Scary Movie 3. Honestly this was a long time coming as I do want to write more spoof and parodies. Pamela Anderson as Becca, Jenny McCarthy as Katie and special guest Carmen Electra as Tabitha! Inspired by Instagram user Cult_Connoisseur. Contains strong sexual content and language. Please review!

It might have been a stormy night but that wasn't stopping Catholic schoolgirls, Becca and her best friend, Katie from doing their normal teenage antics of watching TV and little else. Becca was doing a crossword puzzle since there was nothing on TV.

"The cow says: blank. 3 letters."

"Dude," Katie said confidently.

"Dude!" Becca wrote this down filling in the three letter blocks with 'DUD'; Katie had always been the smart one. A lot had been eating at Becca recently but she had no one else to turn to, Katie was the only one she could talk and that was a major problem, "Hey...uh...Katie?"

"Yeah?" Katie said, half paying attention as she looked for anything worth surrendering brain cells to.

"Have you ever looked at another woman before?"

"Uh, yeah I look at them everyday...," she laughed, unsure where her busty blonde friend was getting at.

"I mean like have you ever looked at a woman and felt well...kind of funny?"

Katie turned off the TV and looked Becca over; she looked adorable biting her fingernail, sitting on the floor with her uniform still on, plaid skirt and that tight white blouse that only had like 2 buttons buttoned to let her watermelon like tanned breasts breathe.

"No idea what you're talking about, Becca."

"Oh...yeah me neither," Becca laughed.

Katie rolled her eyes and made room for her to sit on the bed, "What's bothering you?"

"I saw this videotape a week ago and well it got me thinking a lot about myself."

Katie frowned but then smiled widely, giving Becca a firm swat on the boob, "Well there's a lot of cute guys into Scientology! Don't think I haven't thought about it."

"Not Scientology," Becca sighed, frustrated about how she could make it any clearer for her, "Wait did you just slap my boob?"

She shoved Katie and Katie shoved back, both laughing like dumb teenage girls despite looking much older. Katie ended up on top of Becca holding her wrists, their laughter disappeared when Katie's lips hovered above Becca's. Katie fell back onto her side and laughed like that didn't just happen. They both sat back up and brushed themselves off.

"So what video was it?"

"It was weird. I was disturbed but I was also really excited. There were all of these scary images. There was this girl and this well. The girl had long black hair that covered most of her face. But her body...wow...like great legs, perfect tits and..."

"Wait what about the well?" Katie asked, unfazed by her friend going on about a mystery scary girl.

"It was a well."

"Wow," Katie exclaimed, genuinely fascinated, "How deep?"

Becca shrugged, "Deep I guess. I think the girl was thrown down it."

Katie groaned, "Forget about the girl. What else did you see?"

"Looks of weird editing. Horses. Maggots...it was really messed up. Then after it was over my phone rang and this voice said: Seven days." Katie looked smug, not saying anything, "The weird thing is I think it was that girl. Like I think she's coming for me."

Katie broke out into laughter, falling back onto the bed, "I watched the same tape. I watched it with Josh last weekend!"

"You were with Josh last weekend?"

Both girls laughed and got into a rather grotouitous pillow fight, Becca sent Katie flying into a wall and Katie gave her an uppercut with her laptop. At this point Becca got behind Katie and had her bent over, a position that was new to Becca but old news to Katie. She pulled on Katie's thong making it stretch above her head. They both screamed and laughed until they heard a phone from downstairs ring. Becca let go of the pink thong causing it to snap back and make Katie flinch.

Both girls walked downstairs, both cowering and holding onto each other; Katie was tugging at Becca's shirt and unknowingly squeezing on one of her boobs like a stress ball.

"Oh sorry!" Katie said, taking her hand away.

"This is really weird," Becca said, walking down the long hallway up to the landline phone mounted to the wall.

"Yeah," said Katie, "Who owns a landline phone anymore? Come to think of it do we even own cellphones?"

The phone rang again, startling them. Becca took a chance and answered it, "Hello?"

"I'm coming for you my precious!"

"Oh, hi Mom." Katie rolled her eyes, why were they so scared again? "Is it weird that I was hoping it was that girl?" Katie was already over at the stairs, she was already bored again.

"Ask her which bathroom has the vibrating shower head!"

Becca laughed, "Anyway we were just getting ready to go to bed...No! Not like that!...But I guess one woman would know how to touch another..."

The lights went out and the phone was dead, a flash of lightning and the roll of thunder terrified Becca and made her run. Even though this was her house, Becca got lost and wound up in the kitchen where a toaster popped and her family's pet parrot squawked at her and making her throw her shirt over the cage and bouncing out of there. She managed to find another shirt and walked up the stairs, whispering Katie's name. There was this puddle on the floor, water was coming from her room, none of this made any sense. She slowly turned the door knob.

"Katie? Katie?" She felt the need to pose, heaving her chest out to make sure if Katie was there she didn't look like a total coward. Katie was nowhere in sight, the room was so quiet. The TV turned on and Becca saw a familiar sight. A large white ring, she backed into the door and screamed when something came out of the TV; a human body flew out of the small set and dove face first into Becca's cleavage.

Soaking wet, the long haired raven haired girl made a sound like, "WUBBA-WUBBA-WUBBA!" Before emerging and looking up at Becca, her scary dark eyes hidden by her hair, "Sorry."

"Wait...it's you...I was hoping...I mean I thought you'd come."

The girl, at least 18 smiled and pushed her wet hair back, "I was really hoping I would see you too."

They both stood there for a moment and looked at each other, Becca bit her fingernail as the girl continued looking her over like she was hungry.

"My name's Tabitha," the girl said, her eyes changing to a baby blue."

"I'm Tabitha," said Becca, not thinking, "I mean I'm Katie! No Tabitha! Becca! Dammit!"

Tabitha couldn't help but stare at the beautiful rack in front of her, "I like those," she said, pointing and poking one with her cold finger.

Becca laughed, "Thanks. I like you."

"I like you too," she said, bowing her head, "Everyone is always scared of me."

"You're not so scary," Becca also started looking at Tabitha's chest; she was only wearing a white dress but she could see she was stacked too, "I think you're really pretty."

Tabitha played with Becca's hair, both got nice and close to each other just when the sounds of something moving in the closet got their attention. Becca and Tabitha walked to the closet and opened it.

"Stay away from her you BITCH!" Katie swung a big wooden bat at Tabitha, clubbing her in the head and stomach.

"KATIE WAIT!" Becca yelled.

Katie didn't stop, not even mistakenly hitting Becca in the head. Finally she had enough, Becca grabbed the bat and checked on her new special friend.

"Wow! She's hot!" Katie proclaimed when Becca stood her up; Tabitha wasn't the pale wet ghoul that climbed out of the TV a minute ago she was gorgeous despite still hiding behind her long hair still.

"Katie I have something I need to tell you," Becca said, taking her hand.

"You like pie?"

"Huh?"

"You like pearl diving?"

"Uh..."

"You like munching carpet? So do I!"

"Wait really?" Becca smiled.

"Becca I've had a crush on you for like ever," Katie said, biting her lip, "I could never admit it...I was too chicken."

"I've had a crush on you!" Becca confessed, "It wasn't until I watched that tape," she stopped realizing she was ignoring her new friend, "Katie...this is Tabitha. Tabitha this is Katie."

"I remember her," Tabitha smiled despite the possible concussion.

Katie whispered something saucy to Becca that she agreed in silence to.

Becca took Tabitha's soft hands and said, "Tabitha, how would you like to stay here with us?"

"You mean...be here with you? I don't have to live in the TV?"

Becca and Katie laughed.

"No silly!"

"We can all be friends?"

"Better," Katie smiled widely, bringing both of them in for a hug. Tabitha smiled deviously when she felt their hands grope her butt, Katie couldn't help but smack it, "Nice ghetto booty under there!"

"I'd love to take a bite out of that!" Becca said, biting the air in front of Tabitha.

The three engaged in a threeway kiss, feeling each others' heavenly bodies and moaning.

"Get over here, Ring girl," said, Katie, pulling Tabitha in and taking off her dress, "Yum!"

Tabitha had a killer body, perfect curves and a glow to her skin that didn't exist before. Tabitha's slimy tongue slithered its way into Becca and Katie's mouths, somehow coming out of their ears. She very aggressively tore off their tops and their bras. Both Tabitha and Katie grabbed Becca's irascible boobs and squeezed. Becca moaned, thankful that she was getting so much attention. Tabitha continued the breast worship, grabbing Katie's smaller but still quite lovely and perky white boobs. She pinched their pink nipples and sucked on them with care. She knew exactly how to make them putty in her hands. She pulled on their hair and made them return the favor but sucking on her tanned, gravity defying and supple breasts; but still not as well endowed as Becca's.

"I love my new friends," said Tabitha in a creepy voice. Both Becca and Katie giggled as they ran their tongues over her tits, "How much do you love me?"

Becca and Katie looked up at her like lost puppies, "We love you, Tabitha!"

"Good. Now get on your knees and worship me!" Her eyes turned white, both Becca and Katie were not disturbed by this, they did as they were told and got down on the floor. Tabitha petted them, her beautiful pets. She grabbed the back of Becca's head and got her to lick her pussy, she grabbed Katie's head and pushed her into her ass. Tabitha moaned, getting continuous pleasure from both ends. Katie motorboated Tabitha's ass, running her tongue between her fat round cheeks. Becca couldn'r get enough of the taste of her new friend's pussy, realizing now how good it was and that she had nothing to be afraid of, she knew she was going to be doing this a lot.

"YESS! YESSS! OHHHH!" Tabitha cried out, cumming but in no way ready to let the girls stop what they were doing. Both naughty schoolgirls felt like they could do this all night, they caught a glimpse of each other and gave each other a thumbs up. Tabitha pulled them both away, both sweaty and out of breath.

"That was amazing! This is what I've needed!"

"What else can we do for you, Tabitha?" Becca asked, wanting to please her no matter what the cost.

Tabitha looked them both over, "I want to watch you two."

Katie and Becca stood up and made out with each other in front of Tabitha, caressing each other and tongue kissing, still horny and willing. Tabitha played with herself, excited by the two babes doing this for her. She got them to lie on the bed and trib, grinding themselves into one another, breasts bouncing with glee. They were the Barbies that Tabitha never had. When it looked like they were finished, Tabitha wanted to make sure there was a satisfying finale. Tabitha had both blondes bent over the bed with their lovely round behinds in the air; of course she had to give them a few needed smacks with an open palm.

"Get a load of those rings!"

"Ooh!" Becca cooed, "We've been so naughty!"

"Yes! We deserve to be punished!"

Tabitha was enjoying this and she noticed how wet they were both getting. She slid her fingers into their slits and made them cry out. She fingered them hard and fast.

"Say my name!" Tabitha ordered with a giggle.

"OH! TABITHA!"

"SO TIGHT!"

Becca and Katie kissed each other passionately as their new friend serviced them both. Tabitha got down on her knees, the girls couldn't take it any longer, they squirted all over her; Tabitha opened her mouth nice and wide as their juices shot at her. She ate them both out from behind, lapping up the remaining juices with her wide tongue like a dog.

Becca and Katie continued to kiss even though they long since were out of breath. They climbed up onto the bed and wagged their fingers at Tabitha to come to them, she did and got nice and comfortable between them. The three friend snuggled up for the night.

THE END!

How was that for the true power of friendship?

Thanks for reading! I have a bunch of stuff coming including Jennifer's Body/Shazam, Child's Play and Bridge to Terabithia!