Frost x Kapkan: A birthday gift.
Frost wake. Alarm ring. Smash alarm. Alarm evil. Sun shine. Sun evil. Frost check clock. Clock say noon. Frost surprise, Frost go monke. Frost no brush, Frost no shower. Frost go to team. Team not found. Panic. Frost commits call of wild.
Kapkan call back. See Kapkan. Frost happy. Kapkan no wear face shirt. Neuron activation. Frost ask day. Day sunday. Frost bamboozled. Frost angry. Stomp stomp. Kapkan pat Frost. Frost happy. But Frost remember Frost no like pats. Frost no smol girl. Frost big gorl. Frost stronk like monke.
Frost get pat again. Frost happ.
Frost gets poked with box. Confused. Kapkan say Frost born day. Frost big happy.
Frost hold box. Monke brain activation. Box light but big. Curious. Shake box. Box no sound. Confused more.
Kapkan say good day for Frost. Frost happy. Frost smashes box. Box puny. Box has smoller box in box. Much confusion. Box in box is pretty. Not smash. Tear box in box like true monke. Box in box have smol boom boom. Frost happy get boom boom. Frost lick Kapkan kinkily. Kapkan surprise. Kapkan big red tomato. Kapkan happy Frost happy. Frost happy Kapkan happy.
Frost go full monke with boom boom. Boom boom good like Kapkan. Kapkan good. Frost think Kapkan is Kappa. Kappa cute. Kappa good for Kapkan.
Good day. Good boomboom. Good Kappa. Bad sun , bad Thatcher. Thatcher say no full monke with boomboom next time. Angry. Kappa pat Frost. Frost happy. Frost no go full monke anymore.
- Author's note: Hello there friends, I'm back into fiction writing after 2 years of inactivity here. And this was not how I thought my come back story would look like, but then again I'm not complaining. I had a hell of a laugh writing this on the Rainbow Six's fan fiction server and after many encouragements from the other very talented writers there, I decided to post this for your amusement as well.
I hope you had a big of a laugh as I had. Because sure as hell can't get the picture of a monke out of my head anymore.
Anyways, best wishes to whoever is viewing this!