Summary/Prompt: Scooby Do/Supernatural/Ghostbusters | When you keep calling in more specialists and wondering wtf is wrong.

"I've Been Slimed!"
by DragonDancer5150

Sam looked over at his old college buddy. "You called us out here for this?"

Fred shrugged, staring in bewildered disgust at the green, gooey mess on the floor. "This is way outside our experience."

"I mean . . . we run into spooky things all the time, man!" Shaggy shifted his weight, hugging himself. "But it always turns out to be, like, the butler did it, you know!?"

Velma took off her glasses to clean them of ectoplasm. "When Fred mentioned what you and your brother have been up to for the past few years..."

Dean growled, finally getting his knees under him after slipping and flailing about in the slime that coated both him and his little brother's dopey friends' dopey dog. "Well, sorry, but you got the wrong answer to 'Who ya gonna call'."


AUTHOR'S NOTE: Health's been sh*t, in a lot of pain, still fighting with SSA for disability - hence no apparent creativity out of me for so long. But saw this on a Discord I'm in and it wouldn't leave me alone. Managed to work it down to a proper drabble, but frankly I prefer the wordier version.