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So, once more, crack fic, thanks a lot to Brainstorm Sorcerer for this idea. When he first gave me this idea, I laughed so hard my parents thought a cat or a monkey was screeching on the rooftop. No, I kid you not.

Also, for this fic, Tara is alive (as always, because FUCK THE WRITERS!) and the Seasons after that happened differently, so Tillow, Cangel, Spuffy, Fresley and Xanya are all happily together.

Anyway, hope all enjoy.

"What is it, Dawn?" Buffy asked as Dawn led her to the living room by the hand.

"Willow's and Tara's kitty, they got her back, she's here, all grown up", Dawn said excitedly as Buffy groaned, remembering the time the kitty had taken her down with that accidental crossbow bolt, which is why Willow and Tara had given it away.

Dawn had cried for a week over the kitty.

And then they reached the living room where Willow, Tara, Spike, Giles, Faith, Xander, Anya, Angel, Cordelia, Wesley, Lorne, Fred and Gunn were all fawning over Miss Kitty Fantastico, all grown up now, but still cute.

"Look, she's still so adorable", Dawn smiled, walking to the kitty as Willow and Tara petted its head.

"We should get one too, Xander, then everyone will fawn over her", Anya told him as Xander sighed.

"Sure An", he muttered.

"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty", Angel said, tickling her fur a little as she purred in contentment, while Cordelia smiled.

"She is so sweet", she said.

"I know right? Even her yawning is adorable", Willow said.

"And the scratching", Tara added.

"She is just cute and cuddly", Fred smiled, petting the kitty too.

"Oh yes, best thing about this Dimension are cats and dogs, it was worth leaving Pylea just for those, and the music of course", Lorne smiled, holding the kitty and petting her a little too before putting her down.

"I am truly happy you managed to get your pet back after all the hassle", Giles said genuinely to both Willow and Tara.

"Thank you", Tara smiled as Wesley petted her too, and she purred.

"She is quite the affectionate creature", he said.

"Damn! Now I wanna get one too", Gunn said as all chuckled a little.

"Buffy, come on, the cat wants to meet you again", Spike said, gesturing to her.

"No, I'm good", Buffy said lamely, then walked off, to the confusion of everyone but Willow, Tara and Dawn, who were the only ones aware of the crossbow incident.

"What's the matter with her? Can't she see the cuteness here?" Anya asked.

"Well, there is still one Slayer who loves this kitty's cuteness", Faith smiled at the kitty, bending a little to pet her as unseen to the rest, Andrew now arrived, and seeing Faith bending, started admiring her ass, a creepy smile on his face.

Faith was still bent as the kitty walked off, climbing onto a table while the rest started spreading a little, and Andrew was getting an erection due to the sight of Faith bending in his mind.

Then Willow, Tara and Dawn noticed a crossbow lying on the table (AGAIN!) and alongside the rest, other than Andrew, screamed simultaneously. "NO!"

But then a crossbow bolt was fired again, and hit Andrew right in the…dick!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" Andrew howled in agony, falling down as he continued screaming and moaning, while the rest ended up laughing at the creep's misery.

"Kitty taught the creep a lesson, good kitty", Cordelia smiled, lifting the kitty up as Dawn put the crossbow away.

"Good job, Miss Kitty", Willow smiled as she and Tara petted her.

"Well, I'll be damned!" Gunn smirked.

"Hopefully the cat taught him some decency", Wesley nodded.

"Yes, though I doubt he will learn", Giles muttered.

"Kitty rocks", Angel said.

"Oh tell me about it", Spike nodded, the two actually agreeing.

"Best pet ever", Faith agreed too.

"Makes her even cuddlier", Fred smiled.

"Yes, these animals are fun like that", Lorne chuckled.

"Now we really do have to get one, Xander, it will also do the same to Andrew!" Anya said.

"Sure", Xander nodded, now not minding the idea.

"What just happened?" Buffy asked as she arrived.

"First of, stop keeping crossbows lying everywhere", Dawn scolded Buffy, who looked a bit embarrassed at being scolded by her little sister in front of others. "Second of all, kitty shot Andrew in the….well, you know what."

Whatever shock and fear Buffy would have felt at the kitty using a crossbow again died as she too laughed at Andrew being shot in the dick by the kitty, and walked to the kitty, petting her. "You are the cutest little kitty in the world."

And like that, all of them continued fawning over Miss Kitty Fantastico without caring about Andrew the creep, who moaned in pain in the background.

Now kitty has taught Andrew a lesson too, hope all enjoyed that.

Stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!