"Good luck, Woody," Buzz Lightyear said, holding his arm out for a handshake.
"Yeah, yeah..." said Woody before suddenly throwing Buzz out of Andy's window!
"WOAH!" screamed Buzz as he falls into the bushes!
Woody then closes the blinds on the window, without a care, then turns to see
the other toys staring at him in shock.
"What? Why are you looking at me like that? He slipped!" lied Woody before
going back onto the bed, again, not caring.
The other toys gather to the window to find Buzz. No sign of him.
"Woody! You deliberately threw Buzz out the window!" scolded Bo Peep. "Have you
no heart!?"
"Hey," said Woody. "It's a toy eat toy world."
The other toys gasp at what Woody just said. Then, Sarge comes out of his bucket
of soldiers bin to berate Woody.
"Where is your honor, dirtbag!? You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to
wear a ten gallon-!"
"Sarge," said a familiar voice. "At ease. Let me take care of him..."
That voice came from... another Woody! There's now two Sheriff Woodys in the room!
The second Woody marches up to the first Woody.
"What is your problem!?" he scolded to the other Woody, who is still not caring. "Why'd
you do that?!"
"I didn't do nothin'," said the other Woody, scowling. "Get off my bed."
The second Woody motions the other toys to join him on the bed. "Help me out,
guys."
"What do ya think you're doing?" reacted the bad Woody. "Get off the bed, all of
you!"
"You gonna make us, 'Sheriff'?" the second Woody asked.
"No..." smirked the mean Woody. "HE is. SLINKY!"
Slinky Dog looked scared and miserable.
"GET UP HERE!" screamed the bad Woody.
Slinky does as he is told.
"Now get them off the bed!"
Slinky does nothing.
"ARE YOU DEAF!? GET THEM OUTTA HERE!"
"Uh, I'm sorry, Woody," Slinky said nervously. "But I'm afraid the other you is right.
What YOU did was WRONG."
The bad Woody laughs hysterically at Slinky's reason.
"What's so funny, Ranch Hands?" said the other Woody, not amused.
Ignoring him, the bad Woody gets close face to face at poor Slinky.
"Am I hearing correctly? You don't think I was right? Who said your job was to think,
spring wiener? Just use this vast reserve of brainpower to consider this for a moment.
If it wasn't for me, Andy wouldn't pay any attention to you at all. In fact, my stretchy
friend, you would have been hauled away to Goodwill a long time ago, so shut your
mouth AND GET. THEM. OFF. THE. BED!"
"ENOUGH!" shouted the other Woody. He grabs the jerky Woody by the scarf and
pulls him to his face. "YOU should be the one hauled away to Goodwill! You have
no right to treat my pal, Slinky, that way! You think he's some sort of slave!? All you
do is boss these toys around and not let them have any fun! And you call yourself
Andy's favorite toy! Well, you are NOT! Especially for the way you pulled that stunt
on Buzz Lightyear! What do you have to say for yourself?!"
"I say... GET OFF THE BED BEFORE I THROW YOU OFF!" screamed the bad Woody.
"Hey, if you're gonna throw that Woody off the bed, then you're gonna have to
throw me off, too!" said Hamm the Pig.
"Count me in!" said Rex.
"Ditto!" said Mr. Potato Head.
All of them are ganging up on the evil Woody. Suddenly, the evil Woody shrinks!
"What!?" reacted the other toys.
"I AM ANDY'S FAVORITE TOY!" screamed the shrinking bad Woody.
"Oh ho no you aren't!" said the heroic, selfless Woody. "You're just as evil as that
no good Sid Phillips next door! This is your last warning, Sheriff Woody Pride.
Are you gonna rescue Buzz or not?"
"NEVER!"
"Guys, get him out of here!" said the selfless Woody.
Before the others could throw him out the window... the bad Woody disappears!
"He was NOT my favorite deputy!" said the good Woody. "If you'll excuse me, I have
a space ranger to rescue."
"Wait!" said Slinky. "Where did you come from? How did you know all about this?"
"I'm from an alternate universe, Slinky," said the good Woody. "Where I came from,
Buzz falling off the window was an accident. See, I couldn't get over the fact that
there was a me who was like a tyrant rather than a cowboy. I just had to stand up
to that evil me."
"Wow!" said the toys.
"But, still, how did you know about this?" asked Rex.
"Some person named John Lasseter told me about this," said Woody. "I gotta move.
Andy's leaving for Pizza Planet any minute, and I need to find Buzz. Are you with me?"
"YEAH!" cheered the others.
"Great, come on, hurry!" said the heroic Woody we all know.