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(Author's Note: This is another one of those ideas that was written a long time ago, but never posted on here, also it's short.)

Ed edd n eddy: Where are they now?

Find out what happened with the kids from the cul-de-sac.

The Eds:

Ed ended up writing his own comic books, short stories, and later went to Hollywood, where he became a screenwriter, with his style of movies, taking cues from Roger Corman and Ed Wood, he became a big shot in both the B-movie, and horror film community.

Edd aka double d went to college, and later went to M.I.T., he is last said to have a big important job.

Eddy continued being a scammer, by the time he finished high school, he gained somewhat of a reputation, with the younger students eager to learn his ways, he wrote a book about all the scams (successes and failures) that he pulled off in his life (although in the process he took all the credit for himself, this is said to have angered double-d which caused them to fall out), he went to college for a brief spell, and became a businessman, taking advice from his Father, he started up legitimate businesses based off his scams, him and his brother are now millionaires, he doesn't keep in touch with his two friends, although Ed often sends him postcards, he had a two year marriage with Nazz that ended in an ugly divorce.

The Others.

Eddy's Brother is still a jerk, he runs the Mondo a Go-Go amusement park, which he co-owns with Eddy (although he keeps most of the income), he also owns The Gag Factory which he acquired in a poker game, him and Eddy sometimes fight and beat each other up, and they often slander each other in the press (much like the Gallagher brothers from Oasis).

Kevin became a professional sport athlete, much like Tony Hawk, Mat Hoffman, Dave Mira, etc, but his ego, attitude, and habit of calling everyone Dorks, almost costed him his career, when he's not touring the circuit, he helps out as a assistant football coach at his old high school, he also works at a service station, which is owned by Eddy, with whom he doesn't get along with, he doesn't talk to the other two Eds, although he helped out Ed a few times on a couple of his film projects, one of which delt with a zombie biker, through his father, Kevin got stock options from the Jawbreaker factory, much to Eddy's annoyance.

Sarah and Jimmy got married, they do a variety of jobs, Jimmy is still involved with the Urban Rangers alongside Rolf and Jonny.

Rolf is a farmer, and he's still involved with the Urban Rangers, he maintains limited contact with the Ed boys, Eddy actually purchased a couple acres of farmland for Rolf, which he uses for his livestock.

Nazz left Peach Creek behind, went to college, and became a supermodel, she focuses on her career, and her two children, one from her two year marriage to Eddy, and one from a brief relationship with Kevin, she is currently engaged to a rich guy.

Jonny 2x4 also left Peach Creek behind, often traveling the world with his family, and he still has Plank.

Plank became a representative to the U.N., and later became President Of Canada, with intentions to get into the white house, Jonny acts as his translator.

The Kanker sisters left the trailer park behind, they no longer chase after the Eds, and they live their own lives away from each other, mainly due to internal strife between the sisters, as Marie had a short relationship with Ed for about a few months, causing her and May to fall out.

The End.

(Author's Note: What do you think? Let me know, maybe I'll do a follow up to this story at some point, but we shall see.)