Well then, now for something totally different! For a while now I have had this little story written for a while now though have been unsure if I should ever put it up or not...and now as you can see, I have done so! I know some of you are wanting to see my finish my Spider-Man story which I can assure you it is getting worked on though this is something a bit different for me to try my hand at.

It is an Alice in Wonderland fanfic though probably not one you were expecting with a lot of mature content and shameless smut...if that's your sort of thing then hope you enjoy the story with the first chapter!

ALICE (ROMPING) IN WONDERLAND

Written By QTXAdsy

Based of the story by Lewis Carrol

Chapter 1

Down The Rabbit Hole

It was a sunny spring day and out in a large flowery meadow just outside the city of Edinburgh, there was a young woman of about 25 years of age was walking through and feeling annoyed with life. The girl's name was Alice Kingsley and wore tight navy-blue jeans, a white blouse with a dark blue camisole over it, black walking boots and a choke collar. Though she might have not thought of it, she was a very beautiful young lady with blue eyes and long blonde hair that at first had all the featured that any red blooded male would have wanted in a girl; sadly most people didn't seem to notice this about her. Instead, it was her large ass.

For as far back as she could remember, everyone had made fun of her large rear end with one unfortunate chapter of her life during High School was that of the girls making horrid jokes about her and most of the boys attempting to spank her whenever she walked by. She really could not understand why she had been cursed with such an enormous bottom, but even if she was to ignore that, that wasn't the end of her troubles.

Alice never had any real friends, and this was always about her absent minded personality and curious nature which often got her into trouble such as never paying attention in class ("What is point of reading a book without any pictures in it?" She had asked her English teacher once) to what others said and this was partly the reason why she had been never successful in having a relationship (most only ever wanting to grope her ass not surprisingly) or having a stable job. Bottom line (no pun intended), she was totally out of place here and Alice had grown to feel this world was too boring for her.

"Oh, to find a world of my own," Alice sighed as she sat down at the base of a large oak tree. "They say I speak just nonsense, what do they know?"

'They' being her parents, perhaps the ones that caused much annoyance in her life. Alice came from an upper middle-class background in which her mother and father had wanted her to drop her childish ways and act more like a lady, though Alice despite her parent's best attempts at making her think one way such as sending her to a private school to achieve a high education, their efforts had failed as not only was she something of a socially awkward person to many but deep down had something of a frisky side that was waiting to come out.

Her relationship with her parents had gotten more strained as she became an adult to the point in which once she had moved out, she never spoke to them again though the blonde haired girl suspected her parents were glad she was out of their lives.

As she began threading a daisy chain together from a patch of flowers, she was sitting next to; more of her typical childish behaviour on display. It was then as she finished making the chain, she suddenly had an idea about nonsense she said earlier.

"That's it! If I had a world of my own, everything would be full of nonsense and I wouldn't have to act like a lady. But where would I find such a place?"

She looked around at the vast meadow before her and pondered the situation. She had always liked coming over to this location many times to escape and just be herself which given the fact she lived in a small flat on her own with nosy neighbours around wondering what she was doing which was pretty much everyday.

The sun was blazing down with hardly any clouds in the sky, and Alice was glad she'd found this tree to take shelter under as she could keep cool while she looked over the rolling hills of insects buzzing around and distract road traffic could be heard heading to and from the city.

Looking around making sure no one was around, she found herself getting hot and bothered by the sun and it wasn't long before she found it hard to control her urges, so she slipped her hand down her jeans and began to pleasure herself.

Oh yes, it was certainly not how lady should act according to her mother, but Alice was a girl like many who had urges who needed to let it out and out here was always a perfect place for her to have her private time.

Alice moaned with pleasure as she fingered herself, she wished though she could find someone who could not only give her such pleasure but also like her for who she was as a person. Sadly, all the men in her life only cared to either spank or stare at her butt and how she was told to act like a lady according to her stuck up parents.

Oh, what a life for poor Alice!

She didn't know how long she had been doing it for but she didn't care as she ended her world of pleasure and thrills with a moaning climax and wet underwear. Such was it fun to act all naughty like that. She finally rested her back on the side of the tree and gazed at the world around her.

Little did she know then was that soon at that moment, her life would change forever.

"Nothing really changes here," Alice said to herself. "Just the usual wildlife such as birds, bugs, a rabbit in a waistcoat-"

She made a double take thinking the sun had got to her, but her eyes widened in shock at the incredulous sight running along the dirt path some few meters away. There was indeed a white rabbit with a grey, yellow waistcoat, grey trousers, a red jacket while holding a large pocket watch. The rabbit's clothes were very Victorian looking from what Alice could make out and now her mind was going mad about who or where this rabbit was from.

Even where sat, Alice could see this rabbit was the biggest she had seen, about roughly half her size and looked totally out of place here, but that was not the only thing that would stun Alice next. The rabbit looked at the watch and gasped in horror.

"My goodness I'm late! Whatever shall I do?" It suddenly spoke up with a feeble and worried male voice and hurried along the path bemoaning about his luck and timing.

For Alice, not only was she left stunned at what she had just witnessed a talking rabbit, but her curiosity was well and truly sparked and whenever that happened, she was left in her own world. Good luck trying to get her out of that.

"Oh, Mr. Rabbit! Please wait!" She cried out as she stood up and began running after the rabbit who was well in front of her, though she didn't know why she found the urge to call this strange rabbit as 'Mr Rabbit'.

The white rabbit had then gone off the path and was heading to a small woodland on the edge of the meadow which had quite thick grass growing, which was quite hard for Alice to walk through even though she had her sturdy walking boots on to help her get through.

She was fortunate to get there as soon as she did was that by the time she got there, she only managed to catch sight of the white rabbit scuttling into a rabbit hole under a set of bushes and into the darkness.

As Alice tilted her head at the hole in the ground, it dawned on her that this wasn't just any ordering rabbit hole, but rather a large rabbit hole it was. One that was large enough to fit not only a giant rabbit, but maybe a person...?

The blonde-haired girl suddenly felt a sense of excitement about what she might find in that hole, so taken as a matter of fact that any thoughts about how she might have if she was to get out of the hole were forgotten about.

Curiosity always was her worst enemy.

"I wonder why he was in such a hurry?" Alice pondered, "it must be a party he's going to...but an awfully curious place to have a party. Oh, silly me! Rabbits live underground so of course that's where he'll go!"

She finished her rambling and got on her hands and knees and began to crawl into the rabbit hole. Peering into the hole in which she could get a better look, she was amazed to see how the tunnel inside seemed to go down a steep gradient and wondered what was inside this hole. She might not have had the best knowledge about tunnelling but even she seemed suspicious about that something wasn't right here...

She managed to get half her body into the hole but found difficulty with the lower half of her body. Oh yes, her blasted bottom had gotten her into quite literally a tight spot to which she moaned and groaned trying to wriggle her way through into the hole. She only hoped no one was outside as she knew it would be embarrassing for her as rather than rescue her, they use the chance to ogle or spank her rear on display.

It was not helped that whenever she did get her bottom stuck like this with her moaning it would get her rather flustered and oddly would turn her on. Such were her urges she always seemed to have at the worst possible moment.

After some more wriggling and a small pray hoping no one would notice her, she finally dragged her whole body into the hole and began crawling further into the tunnel. Part of her should've been thinking about how she was going to get out given how hard it was to get into the hole in the first place, but she had gotten so far by this point that there was no turning back.

Curiously, the further she got in and even with the fading sunlight on the outside making it hard to find her way forward the deeper she went in, she could see that the tunnel was getting not only wider but more to the point in which she could almost stand.

However her absence mind and lack of vision in the dark would quite literally prove to be her downfall and with one final crawl, her left hand suddenly felt the ground disappear and so sudden this was that she didn't have enough time to react as before then, her whole body fell forward down what turned out to Alice's horror a large black hole heading straight down towards the centre of the earth and surely no way back for Alice.

She screamed on the way down, tumbling forwards in the dark which was becoming more apparent the deeper she was falling and not knowing what was happening and quite rightly thought that this was her end.

This was in fact only the start of an adventure in a new world that would be beyond her wildest imagination.

Alice couldn't really comprehend what was happening as she was plummeting to her doom, though if she did, she couldn't make it up, even for her wild imagination. Only this morning she had left the rich but rather boring surroundings of her native Marchmont district in Edinburgh to relax in a field on her own until she saw a large white rabbit, following it towards a rabbit hole in the ground in which she only managed to get through thanks to that blasted bottom she had before now falling to what was clearly a bottomless pit towards what seemed to be her doom.

What a way for the curious and foolish Alice to end her life, a bizarre situation that one couldn't make it up. As she fell further tumbling down the rabbit hole her screaming gradually began to stop and instead it began to dawn on her at just not only at just how deep this hole was but for some reason she seemed to be slowing down. The good news was her tumbling had stopped with her now facing the right way up she began take in that something wasn't quite right as her falling was now a gentle descent.

Alice looked down past her feet at the endless darkness, her heart hammering again her chest over the insane situation that had happened and she peered down into the darkness below her with her slender legs wide open which Alice suspected might have something to do with slower her down.

"Well!" Alice said to herself in amazing. "After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down stairs again! How brave they'll all think of me at home!"

Home. It then only then Alice thought about how was she suppose to get out of here the deeper she was going. With Alice inside the hole and very unlikely not able to get out for a while, what would others think about her sudden absence? Then again as soon as that thought filtered through her, her mind drifted off thinking about something else.

"This is all very curious," Alice muttered, her voice echoing in the darkness. "What on Earth is down here?"

Her rambling stopped when suddenly out of the darkness she could see a faint light below her and as she narrowed her eyes to adjust to the darkness, she then realised that it was a gas lamp of some sort. As she slowly fell further down the hole, she found a switch just barely in the darkness and passing slowly by she used this chance to flick the switch to try and make the place brighter at least.

She managed flicked the switch as she slowly drifted past and the rabbit hole was engulfed in a warm yellowish glow and Alice was finding this more curious by the minute. The walls of the rabbit hole were lined not of dirt or earth, but rather what seemed to be a patterned green wall which had many crooked looking portrait frames all over the wall. It all got more stranger as the light she had turned on was now slowly changing its colour to glows of green, purple, red and blue in random order and that wasn't including the fact that around her were bits of house furniture such as tables, chairs, desks, clocks and very distinctively ancient looking furniture she might've only seen once on that rather dull day out at Hopetoun House with her parents, not only was that another story but this experience was truly fascinating for Alice as she past a mirror of her reflection that to her amazement was instead of going down like her was instead going up!

If all this was just unexplainable, Alice began to feel rather relaxed about all this. She didn't know how long she had been falling for, a minute? An hour? A day even? Time just felt like it was stopping the deeper she went with her gaze on a grandfather clock on the side of the wall that had the time slowly turning as if it's gears were about to break. She could not for the life of her know just what was going on and with that also came on how she was starting to feel. It was also starting to get warmer though she couldn't tell if something strange was causing it or it was just her.

"Oh my goodness," Alice purred in weird enjoyment. "How on earth am I feeling so...excited?"

She couldn't understand why, but the whole slow journey down to wherever it was leading her was making her feel rather aroused at the weird thrill of it all.

"Bloody hell, why is this making me feel so good?" Alice moaned as she began rubbing her crotch with desire.

While many would've been scared for their lives in this situation, only Alice could find sexual pleasure falling down a rabbit hole.

During that moment, the blonde-haired woman's bright blue eyes widened as there on the wall was a large portrait of two people but one of them looked a lot like her! Alice was lost for words as she drifted past it as the two people in the portrait were dressed in what looked like royal attire with the blonde woman had her hair tied in a bun and wore a form fitting blue dress while beside her was a handsome looking brunette man dressed in a red suit and a rather strange matching red top hat.

What was the most apparent thing for Alice that the couple in the portrait looked very happy, like a blessed couple...

So taken by this that she almost didn't notice that the walls were starting to close in until what felt like the last moment. Perhaps it was a sign her fall was nearing its end! Alice looked down and she saw that the hole was narrowing, like the thin neck of a bottle. She grew increasingly worried, concerned over what would happen in that small tube-like part of this deep hole with her legs wide open.

Perhaps this was the halfway mark, and thus meant that her journey was nearing its end? That was all well and good, but she needed to think quickly about how she would get through the narrow part which was coming up on her fast. She conjured an idea quick enough, just as the narrow part was rising beneath her. Just as the walls contacted her black shoes, she closed her legs together so she would fit her whole body through the narrow part of the hole and hoped that her certain rear end wouldn't cause any problems.

It did though. Her fall came to a shuddering stop her her hips firmly stuck.

"Oh, this blasted bottom!" She groaned as she eventually freed herself after much wriggling and flaring of her legs trying to get out.

Turns out that maybe being stuck was not quite such a bad idea. She fell through like a rock through the narrow part as she disappeared into the narrow bottleneck. Alice released a shrill scream as she looked up and saw the first half of her journey quickly fall further and further away from her.

The farther she fell, the more the rabbit hole felt like a death trap than the leisurely float it had been only minutes before. How long could the narrow part of a hole be? Alice soon realized that the hole she had been travelling down was shaped like an hourglass, and she was travelling through the narrow part that connected the two larger halves. Maybe time had frozen outside the hole since she had fallen such as how slow the clock had been going round? It might have been possible though it still concerned her how long she had been gone, falling (albeit rather leisurely) through here. Her plummet was now a fast one, as she had brought her legs together and had formed something of a human rocket, and she could hear nothing except the wind whipping at her jeans and only fear possessed her as she wondered whether this was the end of her as she continued down. Down, down, down.

The narrow part continued on a ways, until her lungs had long lost air for her to form screams. Was this how the rest of her fall would pan out?! Surely it can't! She'd die instantly if she hit the bottom now! If she was to survive, the hole had to widen soon and hope for a miracle.

Finally, the bottleneck widened and bloomed out into the shame of a dome, meaning it was safe for her to open her legs and return to her leisurely drift. Alice didn't waste anytime to widen her legs like she had done prior to the bottle neck and thankfully everything slowed down again though it did jolt poor Alice upright. The fall immediately slowed, much to her relief.

"Goodness me!" Alice gasped clasping her hand over her beating heart. "How long does the hole go on for?

What she didn't know then was that thin tube was in fact a wormhole that connected Alice's world to this strange new place that not only felt warmer down here like a spring day before she entered the rabbit hole, but smelt like fresh flowers. Alice couldn't see any flowers around her, though she did see on one of the walls a map hanging up of some strange looking map that on the bottom spelt the words 'Wonderland' in red capital letters.

Alice had to smile at the name as she thought about it. "Well, this 'Wonderland' so far is already living up to its name, though...what if I should fall straight through the earth, and come out the other side where people walk upside down?"

She laughed at her own question.

"Oh, but that's silly. Nobody walks that way!"

The rabbit hole was starting to look more and more like a normal home the deeper she went such as the dirt walls giving way to ornate wallpaper with fleur-de-lis patterns, funny thing was that if she was falling endless then she wouldn't mind living in such comfy looking surroundings. Alice wondered to herself how long she had been falling, and just how much longer she would have to fall.

Her wish would come sooner than expected when lot a second later after saying it, she had finally reached the bottom of the rabbit hole and her bottom had come into contact with a red leather couch; such a curious thing to use to stop a long fall. As she stood up, she saw the room was what could be best described as some crazy art project with the title floor of black and white making a curious pattern as well as the walls being a mix of patterned wooden panels and brick face. The corridor she realised she was in had no straight lines in it and the room felt like it was bending to the side no matter where she looked.

Alice then glanced up at where she came from and saw how small the hole looked from down here and wondered how one was to get back out again. But this thought was forgotten about when at the other end of the corridor, she caught sight of the certain white rabbit she'd followed all the way down here and immediately began chasing him.

"Oh Mr Rabbit, please!" Alice called out to the white rabbit as she could hear the rabbit worrying about being late.

She followed the rabbit down a weird looking corridor in which she had time to process her surroundings. It was all mad looking with the walls either closing in or spreading apart and were nothing like anything she had seen where she had come from; Alice felt something click in her in that moment in which something about this place seemed right up her street.

She then found herself at a crossroads where three more corridors went to different locations and she couldn't find the white rabbit anywhere. Then to her left she heard the sound of a door creaking shut and Alice knew right away that this had to be where that rabbit had got to.

She rushed over to the door and opened it...only to find another smaller door behind it. To her frustration, she ended up having to open five doors that not only eventually showed the way forward, but the opening was so small that the only way to get through was to crawl. If that wasn't weird enough, her fat ass for once did not get stuck as there was just enough room to get through.

"How curious," Alice said to herself at that situation before looking around at the new room she had crawled into. "Curiouser and Curiouser..."

It was indeed curious. Alice found himself in a large box room featuring four different coloured walls of red, purple, green and blue as well as a tiled marble floor pattern.

"Well...I'm certainly not in Marchmont anymore," Alice muttered to herself. Then on the other end of the room, she saw another door closing and a set of red curtains covering it up. No prizes as to guess where that rabbit had gone now and she hurried along to the other side of the room where she passed by a small glass table in which she didn't take much notice of as she focused on following the white rabbit.

She hadn't realised how small the curtains were from the distance as when she got there and got on her knees, she opened the curtains revealing a green door about two feet tall and maybe just enough for her to crawl through. She grabbed the golden doorknob when suddenly it groaned as she tried turning the knob. The doorknob was alive! Shocked, Alice gasped falling on her backside. "I beg your pardon, sir!"

"Ugh, no it's quite alright," the doorknob replied before looking at her again. With those clothes she certainly wasn't from around here. "I say, who are you and where are you from?"

"Well, my name is Alice Kingsley and I'm from Edinburgh...have you heard of it?" the blonde-haired girl asked while finding it strange she was talking to what should've been an none living object.

The door knob rolled it's eyes. "Never heard of the place, say, you are a human from Earth are you not?"

"Well...yes, this is Earth, right?"

The doorknob chuckled. "Oh no dear girl, this is Wonderland. Anyway, how did you get here anyway?"

Alice was wide eyed. Was she was on some other world? Certainly not Edinburgh that was for sure or God forbid maybe Glasgow (then again that city was an entirely different world to Edinburgh). She had many questions to ask but then she remembered why she was here in the first place.

"Well, I was looking for a white rabbit...have you seen him?"

"Oh, him? Of course," the doorknob replied and opened his mouth/keyhole that was large another for Alice to slip her hand through. Peering through it, she could just make out seeing that certain rabbit rushing into a woodland outside the door.

Alice beamed. "There he is! I simply must go through!"

The doorknob thought otherwise. "Sorry, you're simply much too big to get through."

"But how can I?"

"Look by that table," the doorknob instructed. "You'll find a key and bottle to get you through."

At this point, Alice should've been listening but that had never been her strength as a wonderful smell got her attention. On the table along with the key and bottle of liquid that had the words 'Drink Me' on a label, there was a third object that made Alice hungry with desire. A small piece of cake.

Ever since she was young, Alice had always loved cake in which she would've happily lived a life on eaten just cake and any advice she had to listen to went out of the window as she stared hungrily at the lemon slice cube that had the words 'Eat Me' on it.

"Don't mind if I do," Alice giggled and went for it.

The doorknob was horrified. "No, Alice! Don't do it!"

But it was too late, Alice very un-lady like eaten the cube of cake and moaned with pleasure as she felt it go down...then she suddenly found herself growing until she found herself standing at over twenty feet tall, thankfully her clothes hadn't ripped but seemed to have stretched along with her.

"What has happened to me?!" Alice cried out at her predicament.

"You foolish girl!" The doorknob scolded. "You were only to drink the bottle to shrink and get the key!"

In her flustered state, she bent down as best she could to grab the small bottle in her large hands to gulp down what was in the bottle. Then as suddenly as she had grown, she was shrinking at a rapid rate until she was now just two feet tall and the right size to get through the door.

"Finally! Now you can let me through," Alice grinned but the doorknob was looking evermore annoyed with the blonde girl.

"Oh, for heavens sake you stupid woman...you left the key up on the table!"

Alice gasped at her foolishness of only now spotting the key high up on the table. "Oh dear! What shall I do to get out?"

She placed her hands on her hips looking up and thinking what she could do while only the doorknob was starting to find this Alice girl rather tasty, especially that large bottom on her that seemed to have the words 'eat me' on them like on the cake. He then had an idea and Alice would soon find out that no matter what world she was in, her ass was always going to cause her trouble.

The doorknob opened his keyhole wide open and began to suck the air through it with such strength that Alice began to feel being dragged backwards off her feet.

"Whatever are you—Oh!" Alice began to ask before she found herself flying headfirst towards the keyhole and quickly found herself with the upper half of her body on the other side and her lower half trapped. Once again her bottom had got her stuck again.

The doorknob was not expecting Alice's ass to be that big and could be heard struggling to try and swallow her. Alice began wriggling and kicking her legs furiously trying to get out, yet being trapped (again) was getting her horny and the worst possible time.

"You pervert!" Alice cried in anger. "That's a whole new meaning to the term 'nob head!' But goodness I have to stop feeling so...wait...oh no, not now!"

Just then, she could feel a gurgling in her stomach thanks to the drink and cake she had which was coming together and about to come out in the only way possible.

She let out a fart.

Alice was utterly mortified at letting off wind like that, but for some reason if it was either her struggling or letting one rip, she managed to get herself out of the keyhole and tumbled onto other side and she could hear the doorknob moaning on the other side was moaning about the smell that Alice had caused. But she had no regrets and for good reason.

"Serves you right!" She called out angrily.

She got back on her feet looking on the other side of the door seeing that there were no walls by it and it was just there on it's own. Turning round, Alice gasped at the view before her, a beautiful and brightly coloured woodland with strange looking trees, giant mushrooms and a warm breeze in the air that made her feel strangely right at home. It was a sort of world she wanted to find and now her dream place was here.

Without further thought, she headed forward into the unknown as Alice began her adventures in this strange new world called Wonderland.

Well then, only the first chapter in and that was very different I suspect! So yeah you'll notice that here that this version of Alice is from Scotland and I know she in many stories is either English or American but being Scottish myself I wanted to try something different with her and I hope you liked this version of her.

Anyway if you like this first chapter alone please review if you want to see more as I have no doubt you'll want to see what might happen next ;)