On the Boiling Isles at nighttime; a figure in the shadows was running across the island.
The figure reached Blight Manor before jumping on the building and climbed up it and reached the window of Amity's room.
Amity entered the room yawning.
"What a day. Think I'll catch a few and then start fresh." said Amity.
But then she was pinned to a wall by the same figure, who was revealed to be dressed like a desert traveler.
Amity became shocked and looked at the figure who held up a wanted poster of Eda.
"Where is she?" the figure said sounding like Jason Momoa.
"I don't know." said Amity.
"Liar, I know you know who she is. You're in love with her student." said the figure.
Amity blushed nervously.
"Now you're going to tell me everything I need to know, or else I'll make you talk." said the figure.
"I don't think so." said Amity.
The figure made a magic circle appear before Amity's eyes glowed gold.
"Eda 'The Owl Lady' Clawthorne is the sister of former head of the Emperor's Coven Lillith Clawthorne. She's hiding out in the human world in a mansion called Toon Manor located in Toon City." Amity said before her eyes stopped glowing, "What the fuck just happened?"
"Now you'll open up a portal to the human world." said the figure.
Amity gulped before making a magic circle appear as a portal opened up.
The figure went through the portal before it closed up.
Amity just went to bed and fell asleep again.
On Earth; the portal Amity made opened up before the figure emerged from it as the portal closed up.
He looked around and was confused.
"This is the place?" He asked.
But then he heard a car horn honking and leaped up in the air before the car could hit him.
"Good thing my senses are heightened." said the figure.
Later; the figure appeared at Toon Manor and managed to climb in through a window and hid on the ceiling.
Randy entered the kitchen and opened up the fridge before pulling out a bottle of Barqs as the figure landed on the ground behind him.
The Norrisville ninja became shocked and turned around before looking at the figure who then took off his headwear, revealing it was a bearded man with pointy ears.
"EDA, THERE'S SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU!" yelled Randy.
Later; the figure was sitting in the living room with Randy, Luz, Sonic, Crash, Tails, and King looking at him nervously.
The Figure looked at the residents and Luz is confused by him.
"So you know Eda somehow?" asked Luz.
The Figure glared at Luz.
"Right, right, no point in getting involved in someone's past." said Luz.
"What do you do for a living anyways?" said Tails.
"I come from a long line of treasure hunters." said the person.
Luz is shocked and mad.
"Oh so you answer his question but not mine?" Snapped Luz annoyed, "What's next you finding out which boy Amity wanted to ask to Grom?"
"Ehhhhhhhh." said the person.
"You might as well tell us who you are." said Sonic.
"Very well. I an Dijal, a member of a family of treasure hunters who have been hunting treasure for many generations." the man known as Dijal said.
Everyone nodded.
"I'd know a thing about treasure hunting. I've found crystals, gems, and tiki masks." said Crash.
Then Eda entered the room while chuckling nervously.
"Funny thing Dijal. The thing I stole from your family fifteen years ago, I just remembered that I sold it to a knife salesman on Earth for a fortune." said Eda.
Dijal became mad and stood up.
"WHAT!?" Dijal yelled before holding a sword up to Eda's face, shocking her, "YOU SOLD THE ONE WEAPON MY FAMILY HAS BEEN USING TO KEEP A BEAST AT BAY EVERY THIRTY YEARS?"
"I had a lot of tequila that night, I even ate the worm." said Eda.
"I've eaten lots of worms, never any tequila worms." said Crash.
Everyone became confused.
"Weapon?" said Tails.
"Beast?" said Randy.
"The golden scythe is the beasts only weakness." said Dijal.
He tossed a scroll over to the group.
Sonic grabbed the scroll and opened it up, revealing a scythe with a golden blade and nine gems of different colors on each side of the blade.
Everyone noticed it.
"Wow, that weapon is worth a fortune." said Sonic.
"The golden scythe is my family's most precious treasure. It's been in our possession for many generations. Every thirty years, the beast awakens from it's slumber to cause destruction. Luckily, we put it back to sleep using the scythe until the next thirty years when it awakens. But then the Owl Lady came along fifteen years ago and stole the weapon from right under our noses, and the deadline to the beasts return is about to come. I need to reclaim the scythe within two days." said Dijal.
Everyone glared at Eda and she chuckled.
"Nice going Eda, you doomed the Boiling Isles." said King.
"Well I didn't know a thing about no beast." said Eda.
"The scythe needs to be reclaimed. Or else the beast will destroy all the Boiling Isles." said Dijal.
Eda nodded.
"Ok ok I get it, but come on, how powerful is this beast?" She asked
"The last time it came back, it had managed to feed an entire village." said Dijal.
"That doesn't sound so bad." said Eda.
"To a dragon." said Dijal.
"Okay, that's bad. I'm practically a saint." said Eda.
"Eda, it's people like you that gave the women of the Salem witch trials many years ago a bad name." said Sonic.
Eda turned to Sonic.
"I'll have you know that I was the reason the Salem witch trials happened." said Eda.
"Why, what'd you do with all those girls in the forest?" said Randy.
Eda did some thinking.
Flashback
In the 17th century; Eda was having a bon fire party with lots of girls while drinking lots of alchahol.
Eda laughed.
"WHOOOOOO, PARTY TIME!" yelled Eda.
She then began making out with another girl.
End Flashback
"Nothing." said Eda.
Everyone was confused by that.
"But back on topic, I wouldn't even remember who I sold the scythe to, I was really drunk that day." said Eda.
Everyone groaned in annoyance.
Crash smirked.
"I know how to make you remember." He said.
Eda looked at the Bandicoot.
Later; there was a lot of tequila bottles in front of the witch.
"I saw this in a movie once. Two people gather some friends to take part in an illegal beer drinking competition in Germany to honor their grandfather's legacy, but when the time came to take part of it, the two people who saw the competition couldn't remember where it took place, so they got the idea to get someone so drunk that they remembered where it took place. So if we can get Eda bat shit drunk like she was fifteen years ago, she'll remember who she sold the scythe to." said Crash.
Everyone stared at the bandicoot in confusion.
"That has got to be the most stupidest idea I've ever heard." said Randy.
"Well it's the only other choice we have." said Sonic, "Might as well listen to the bandicoot who only speaks gibberish in his video game series. He's onto something."
Eda grabbed a bottle and popped it open before drinking the entire contents of it.
She burped before seeing the tequila worm still in it and shook it out before eating the worm.
"Nothing." said Eda.
Everyone groaned.
"Try another." said Luz.
Eda drank another bottle of tequila.
Later; she had drank 15 bottles of tequila and was starting to get tipsy.
"I think it's working." said Crash.
"I'll say, Eda just became butt naked." said Luz.
Sonic quickly covered Tails' eyes.
Tails became mad.
"Don't cover my eyes." said Tails.
"You're eight, you shouldn't be exposed to stuff like this." said Sonic.
Interview Gag
"What, there's a limit to what I'm going to expose Tails to." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Eda was standing behind a plastic flamingo garden design.
"You know, I now remember who I sold the scythe to." said Eda.
Tails pulled out a piece of paper as Sonic turned the fox around.
"Go on." said King.
"He ran a knife shop in a building between two apartment buildings in New York City. He had a huge bushy mustache complete with a beard, brown hair, and a bunch of snake tattoos on his arms." said Eda.
Everyone was confused.
"Well, that's just odd." said Tails.
"That's nothing. I'm a mutated bandicoot who was turned into a humanoid one by my arch nemesis and wound up ensuring my own creation after an unintentional time paradox." said Crash, "How is a tattooed man running a knife shop odd?"
Eda looked at Crash.
"You wouldn't know a thing." said Eda.
"Actually he would, check out Crash Bandicoot 4 It's About Time." said Sonic.
"Got it, let's get more info before we sober Eda up." said Tails.