It was a Krackilakin Whackin night in Nigga Town. BF and GF wandered their way into a dark and spooky alley, clearly up to no good. A native resident of Nigga Town wasn't gonna take their shit though.

"Yo, what Krackilakin Whackin shit yall think you two are pullin tryna flood Nigga Town with Krack?!" Snoop Dogg scolded.

BF and GF were actually sent by the C.I.A. to flood Nigga town with a particularly addictive type of Crack known as "Krabs Krack".

"Beep boop beep!" BF threatened, with his microphone out and ready.

"Uhh oh, looks like it's time to press up down left and right at the correct times." Stev O added.

Oh yeah I forgot, Stev O was also there.

Snoop Dogg took a Big Black Woman ass hit from a 6-foot bong.

"So yall think you can press up down left and right at the correct times better than me?" Snoop Dogg threw an N-word pass at BF. "Hope yall are ready to get non-gay fucked!"

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"Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga!" Snoop Up Down Left and Righted at the correct times.

"Beep Beep Beep Be-"

Snoop Dogg threw his microphone down in frustration.

"I gave you the N-word pass, and you STILL self-censored?! Mutha Fucka!"

Snoop Dog pulled a gun out and shot BF in his left knee.

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

BF collapses to the ground. GF started comforting BF while panicking.

"Oh no! That didn't involve pressing up down left and right at the correct times!" Stev O pointed out.

As Snoop was about to take another Big Black Woman ass hit from his bong, another challenger revealed himself.

"What Krackilakin Whackin shit is goin on here?!" Officer Tenpenny from GTA San Andreas yelled while appearing from a dark alley.

Snoop Dogg dropped the bong, causing it to shatter.

"Nigga what the fuck do you want? I'm just protecting Nigga town from Krack!" Snoop replied.

Officer Tenpenny pulled a Micaphone out.

"Cock Sucka! That's MY money you're fucking with!"

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"Cock cock Sucka! Cock cock Sucka!" Tenpenny began pressing up down left and right at the correct times, quite aggressively.

Snoop was filled with Nigga rage and began pressing up down left and right at the correct times in retaliation.

"Wow! I'm so glad a cop is here to protect us!" Stev O happily said.

GF is too busy preventing BF from bleeding out to respond.

"Yooo! Time to Get Schwifty!" Rick from Rick and Morty sang.

Everyone looked up and saw Rick and dead Morty hovering above in their ship.

"About time you got here!" Tenpenny began. "This hoodlum is trying to stop our C.I.A. Krack operation!"

Rick was mortified.

"What?! Why?! That Krabs *Burp* Krack is completely safe! Just *Burp* look at Morty!"

Morty is still dead.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING *Burp* DISPROVE MY POINT MORTY!" Rick screamed while pulling a microphone out.

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"Get Schwifty! Get get get, GET SCHWIFTY!" Rick began pressing up down left and right at the correct times at Morty's corpse.

"Wow! This sure is getting krazy!" Stev O observed.

GF watched in complete confusion. Despite this, she continued to comfort BF. The pressing of up down left and right would only escalate. Soon though, Mr. Krabs rolled up on the scene.

"What Krackilakin Whackin shit is going on?! I thought I told you three to have my Krabs Krack delivered ON TIME!" Mr. Krabs raged.

GF got scared and held BF tight. Stev O calmly walked up to Mr. Krabs.

"Sorry Mr. K, we ran into-"

Mr. Krabs pulled a microphone out.

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"Argh argh argha rghargh! Argh argh argha rghargh!" Mr. Krabs angrily pressed up down left and right at the correct times at Stev O.

Stev O frowned and pulled an empty beer bottle out. He pressed up down left and right at the correct times in response.

"Beep…" BF weakly grunted, about ready to slip into unconsciousness.

Seeing all the up down left and right happening all around her, GF realized that this horrible life was just not a good life to be living. She finally stood up and dragged BF away. Never again would she get involved with the C.I.A.